Of course, in a fetus before sexual differentiation, what would eventually become the labia of a girl fuse together and make the scrotum of a boy. That’s where the raphe of the scrotum (the ridge down the middle) comes from.
The peach pipe has it ALL wrong. The mouth piece is in the front, the hole is in the middle and the bowl is in the back. It would be bad to get those three things mixed up.
If you have your own antique exam table with vintage stirrups and a speculum that was lovingly crafted from reclaimed driftwood and treated with vegan methods, then I’ll believe you.
What the actual fuck? When did this start? I’ve never seen asterisks used as ~c*o*o*l~ ~t*e*x*t~ ~d*e*c*o*r*a*t*i*o*n*s~ before, and I never want to see it again.
Asterisks get used a lot for emphasis, when bold/italic text isn’t available and you don’t want to use all caps. I’ve been known to use them that way, myself, and some fora will automatically convert your text to italic when you do. I would rather see that then people using quotation marks incorrectly.
Yeah but when used as pseudo-italics, they’re done in pairs, enclosing the phrase. A single asterisk after a comment IS a footnote and that was driving me nuts too.
And I don’t think that this seller is using them that way. She has them at the end of every sentence, and then randomly in the middle of sentences, along with the occasional, inexplicable tilde (~).
There was a series of short stories about a class of immigrants learning English as a Second Language circa 1940 in which the protagonist Hyman Caplan used asterixes (astericii?) contstantly for emphasis. It is possible the stories are still funny.
the gay man in me is shrieking in terror and dismay at the plethora of vaginas… there is not enough chocolate and porn to shut him up, either… so thanks for that…
I’m sorry but if you’ve ever seen a ball sack that looks like number one then I would only presume you are an archaeologist and you’ve been looking at mummy crotches… otherwise GAH!
“Yessss~ quite feminine*” is, aside from being stupid use of symbols as punctuation marks, totally code for “yeah, it’s a vagina.” I refuse to believe that one’s not on purpose.
It is very pretty, and I, too, would buy it. But her abuse of the English language, ye gods! The lady makes lovely jewelry, but she needs someone else to write her descriptions, they are horrifying.
Having made things with a similar technique–you know, the way it’s similar to Monet when I paint with my crayola water colors–I promise you that the workmanship is excellent and it’s worth every penny of the asking price.
That doesn’t change the fact that it looks like a vulva. Not one bit.
When my son was still in the early teens, I said to him, girls should talk to nice, it’s like to put money in the bank.
He was 15 years old and was once a nice way to school and talk to one 12 year old girl.
Well 10 years later they are in the same bar …
Agreed. Beautiful wire wrapping, a shame it has to look like “something else.” But it reminds me of a piece of jewelry I made that, in retrospect, also looked a little too “feminine.” I didn’t see it til I saw the photos, then it hit me.
I can’t stop staring at the Macy’s necklace. Like, is that for real? Why would anyone hang what looks like a used feminine hygiene product around their neck?
Hey krakhed, my pal wants to go there but can you tell me 1: Is the museum cool enough to make a 2h flight especially to see it? and 2: is there any other attraction in Philly to make the trip more worthwhile? (We like old buildings, nature, fine dining) Anyone else been to the Mutter? Can you recommend/not recommend it? I’m just not sure it’s worth the bother of a special trip.
Philly has Independence Hall and some other historic buildings. There’s also the Edgar Allan Poe House and an old prison that’s open for tours. And some cool museums.
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
May 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Philly is my favourite city EVER! (and I’ve seen a whole lotta cities) Mutter Museum is way cool! Other places of note, Reading Terminal Station Market, Carpenters Hall, Elfrith’s Alley, The Masonic Temple, City Hall… And of course the Cheesesteak!!
*squeeeee* I get so excited just thinking about it!!
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
May 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm
On a more mature note, I strongly recommend picking up a copy of the “Eyewitness Travel Guide” for any city you plan to visit. It shows destinations, maps, transit systems, cost and hours of attractions, etc.
It’s a pocket sized book and I generally go through and put a sticky tab on stuff that I want to see and then decide what is top priority for the amount of time that I have.
Feel comfort in knowing that some people wear *actual* used feminine hygiene products, not just things that resemble them. Oh wait — no, not ‘comfort’. Terror. I meant terror.
Well, only a “cross section” of one. Didn’t want to spoil you with the entire tampon. I am curious – does anyone have an idea just of WHAT that actually is a cross section?
The peach one is just too obvious…Surely they were going for yonic symbolism anyway? After all, a peach has been representation of lady bits in literature for quite some time.
(Hell yeah I took one lit class at a state university!)
I was bored one day at the mall looking through the CD’s (I know what you’re thinking, they still have CD’s?!), and came across this gem. I knew Glee was terrible, but their Goatse album solidifies that.
A friend asked if I’d happened to see the Glee season closer, and what happened. I told him the school burned down, everyone died, and they sowed the ground with salt.
I don’t watch that show, but when my family watch it you can hear it through the entire house.
The songs they sing don’t even appear to be within the context of some vague plot any more.
Vague plot being the general progression of the school year and impending Nationals, with terrible attempts at exploring Issues in each episode.
It’s sad, but I would rather be forced to watch High School Musical over and over again than that show.
Does it still count if in the description for the Queen of Hearts pendant the seller basically admitted to the fact that it resembles ladybits (“yessss quite feminine”)? Or am I giving them too much credit?
“Burl,” Doily” – I like it. Now I can discuss private matters in public without strangers knowing what I’m speaking about. Can see it now, “It’s swimsuit season, need to get my burl polished.” or “Hi, sweetheart, my doily missed you today.”
The ‘leather’ thing really just takes ‘meat curtains’ to a new level.
Sidenote: I like that I can say ‘meat curtains’ here without reprimand. A blog I frequent had a commenter whining about it being anti-feminist the other day. WHY CAN’T I JOKE ABOUT MY OWN JUNK?
I’m beginning to think that some of these sellers are doing this on purpose, hoping to be featured here. Some of these are just too close to a bajingo to be coincidence.
May 23, 2012 at 9:33 am
That piece of wood looks like a tur– Oh wait, no, it’s a VAGINA!
May 23, 2012 at 10:02 am
It’s a scrotum with a vagina inside!
Scrogina?
Vagtum?
nutwat?
May 23, 2012 at 10:19 am
SCROGINA!
If it’s a scrotum with a vagina inside, does it count as an in-y or an out-y
Ah boo, I’m getting thumbed down because I was unfunny and I was foolish enough to go first.
May 23, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Of course, in a fetus before sexual differentiation, what would eventually become the labia of a girl fuse together and make the scrotum of a boy. That’s where the raphe of the scrotum (the ridge down the middle) comes from.
Try that one at your next cocktail party.
May 24, 2012 at 9:43 am
You said COCK!
May 23, 2012 at 9:33 am
‘For him.’
‘Brazilian.’
Indeed, indeed.
May 23, 2012 at 9:35 am
Oh, we know what these look like. Stop pussyfooting around.
May 23, 2012 at 11:10 am
#3 looks a lot like the face of a dolphin who was in a hell of a barfight.
May 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Speaking of pussyfooting…
May 23, 2012 at 4:14 pm
NO PUSSYFOOTING
May 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Oh, my God. Leave it to Regretsy commenters to introduce me to truly disturbing items of which I could have remained blissfully unaware.
May 23, 2012 at 7:15 pm
When will I learn not to click?
May 23, 2012 at 9:35 am
The peach pipe has it ALL wrong. The mouth piece is in the front, the hole is in the middle and the bowl is in the back. It would be bad to get those three things mixed up.
May 23, 2012 at 10:12 am
Kinda depends upon what you’re in to, doesn’t it?
May 23, 2012 at 10:27 am
All I know is my peach has a cleaning hole.
May 23, 2012 at 11:22 am
but does yours come without cleaning it?
May 23, 2012 at 11:29 am
Hillbilly bajingo wash, anyone?
May 23, 2012 at 10:39 am
Peach pipe. I get it!
May 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Just ordered the Pussy Pipe for birthday gift.
Birthday WIN.
May 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Damn it. I wanted that!
May 23, 2012 at 9:36 am
Wait, when did I go to medical school? I don’t remember even wanting to be a gynecologist.
May 23, 2012 at 10:03 am
I’m not a gynecologist, I’m just a “Vaginal Enthusiast”.
May 23, 2012 at 10:33 am
If you have your own antique exam table with vintage stirrups and a speculum that was lovingly crafted from reclaimed driftwood and treated with vegan methods, then I’ll believe you.
May 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm
That’s “vintage” exam table, and something must be upcycled or recycled. Perhaps the mushroom apron dress from the other day as exam gown?
May 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Exam tables, speculum, stirrups all so formal, I prefer to keep my examinations more casual, relaxed and fun.
May 23, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Wait a minute, I’ve heard of you… you’ve been going door-to-door. There are warnings out about you!
May 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Warning about me was your momma’s job.
May 23, 2012 at 9:37 am
The garden sculpture needs to see a doctor about that discharge.
May 23, 2012 at 10:16 am
16 inches high and 14 inches wide. That’s quite the vagiant.
May 24, 2012 at 6:40 am
I’d expect it to say, “Feed me, Seymour!”
May 23, 2012 at 10:17 am
And I thought it was a case of genital warts!!! As a pubic service, they should warn us who the model for this piece was! (all puns & sic intended)
May 23, 2012 at 10:31 am
Not sure if leakage or alien hatching…
May 23, 2012 at 1:25 pm
The brooch could do with a visit too – that pink looks to lurid to be healthy.
May 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm
“My New Pink Button”? regretsy.com/?s=my+new+pink+button
May 23, 2012 at 9:37 am
I’m so over the vulvacrafting. Any more like this, and I’m labial to just tune out.
May 23, 2012 at 9:42 am
You cunt be serious! Surely you wouldn’t pussy out so easily?
May 23, 2012 at 10:13 am
No more puns! Just clam up already!
May 23, 2012 at 10:21 am
I’m sorry, I do tend to waffle on like a twat.
May 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm
I just hope it doesn’t cooch on.
May 23, 2012 at 12:59 pm
It’s just a lippery slope from here.
May 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Slit’s a shame, but twattle you gonna do?
May 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm
But we’re such eager beavers! Cun’t we do just a little slit more?
May 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm
I’m sure someone will snatch one up.
May 23, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Was that a slip of the lip or clit???
May 24, 2012 at 8:31 am
You guys are so fanny!
(oh, no…wait, that’s only in Australia)
May 23, 2012 at 9:38 am
Sometimes a vagina is just a vagina.
May 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm
And sometimes a vagina is magic!
May 24, 2012 at 9:29 am
And sometimes a vagina a teacup –
May 23, 2012 at 9:39 am
The use of astrix in the 4th one drives me crazy! I opened the page on etsy to see if there were some disclaimers! But no! Just more Astrixes! AAAH
May 23, 2012 at 9:45 am
That little, high-placed textual nub convinced you to slip into the store, to poke around huh?
May 23, 2012 at 10:00 am
Wow, good catch.
What the actual fuck? When did this start? I’ve never seen asterisks used as ~c*o*o*l~ ~t*e*x*t~ ~d*e*c*o*r*a*t*i*o*n*s~ before, and I never want to see it again.
May 23, 2012 at 10:53 am
Asterisks get used a lot for emphasis, when bold/italic text isn’t available and you don’t want to use all caps. I’ve been known to use them that way, myself, and some fora will automatically convert your text to italic when you do. I would rather see that then people using quotation marks incorrectly.
May 23, 2012 at 11:13 am
Around my house, those things (*) are called Nathan Hales, because he famously said, “I regret that I have but one asterisk for my country!”
May 23, 2012 at 11:45 am
Yeah but when used as pseudo-italics, they’re done in pairs, enclosing the phrase. A single asterisk after a comment IS a footnote and that was driving me nuts too.
May 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Emphasis only works if you use it sparingly.
And I don’t think that this seller is using them that way. She has them at the end of every sentence, and then randomly in the middle of sentences, along with the occasional, inexplicable tilde (~).
In any event, it’s extremely distracting.
May 25, 2012 at 12:17 pm
There was a series of short stories about a class of immigrants learning English as a Second Language circa 1940 in which the protagonist Hyman Caplan used asterixes (astericii?) contstantly for emphasis. It is possible the stories are still funny.
May 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm
I read those! I don’t remember much about them, except for the H*Y*M*A*N C*A*P*L*A*N, and they were funny.
May 23, 2012 at 9:41 am
the gay man in me is shrieking in terror and dismay at the plethora of vaginas… there is not enough chocolate and porn to shut him up, either… so thanks for that…
May 23, 2012 at 9:46 am
Sorry about the shrieks, I’ll try to keep it down.
May 23, 2012 at 10:35 am
no no, it’s quite alright my good sir.
May 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Hey, at least these vaginas aren’t Haunted
Screams came out me, and they were only partially of terror.
May 23, 2012 at 5:41 pm
argh, html fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dKi0QFAjo&feature=youtu.be
May 23, 2012 at 9:55 am
I’m with you. I’m gonna have to take the ladies’ word that these things look like other things. I was pretty sure there would be teeth.
May 23, 2012 at 9:56 am
You’d never know until it was too late..
May 23, 2012 at 10:32 am
that’s why we avoid it like the plague… now if these were penises a lot more bunks would be occupado… comprende?
May 23, 2012 at 10:05 am
Squint a little & number one is totes a ball sack. But who can have just one, amiright?
May 23, 2012 at 10:34 am
I’m sorry but if you’ve ever seen a ball sack that looks like number one then I would only presume you are an archaeologist and you’ve been looking at mummy crotches… otherwise GAH!
May 23, 2012 at 10:41 am
Quick! Follow this link, it should help.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2012/02/02/japans-celebration-spring-penis-vagina-festivals/
May 23, 2012 at 10:42 am
if you’re too scared to click, the link contains more of this:
May 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm
….That has to be the most glorious penis ever.
May 23, 2012 at 9:43 am
“Yessss~ quite feminine*” is, aside from being stupid use of symbols as punctuation marks, totally code for “yeah, it’s a vagina.” I refuse to believe that one’s not on purpose.
May 23, 2012 at 9:55 am
At least she didn’t say “Yonni.” Phew.
May 23, 2012 at 10:54 am
I was going to comment with something similar.
May 23, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Of course it’s on purpose, she put a smiley in there right after she said it.
May 23, 2012 at 9:43 am
“for him” … because nothing says Happy Birthday Honey! like a dried up vagina on a chain.
May 23, 2012 at 10:39 am
I’m getting one for my boyfriend for when I propose to him… best uncivil union proposal EVER!
May 23, 2012 at 9:45 am
That silver jewelry is really nice.
I appreciate as well as design, craftsmanship and quality.
If I had money now, I would buy it right away.
May 23, 2012 at 10:32 am
It is very pretty, and I, too, would buy it. But her abuse of the English language, ye gods! The lady makes lovely jewelry, but she needs someone else to write her descriptions, they are horrifying.
May 23, 2012 at 10:38 am
I know this is off topic but PETJA! I am so happy to see you around here!
May 23, 2012 at 11:14 am
Having made things with a similar technique–you know, the way it’s similar to Monet when I paint with my crayola water colors–I promise you that the workmanship is excellent and it’s worth every penny of the asking price.
That doesn’t change the fact that it looks like a vulva. Not one bit.
May 23, 2012 at 1:05 pm
You Americans are funny.
As if pussy would be a problem.
May 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Lack of pussy, now that is a fucking problem!
May 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm
When my son was still in the early teens, I said to him, girls should talk to nice, it’s like to put money in the bank.
He was 15 years old and was once a nice way to school and talk to one 12 year old girl.
Well 10 years later they are in the same bar …
May 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm
That’s what the “Dream” necklace is for!
May 23, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Agreed. Beautiful wire wrapping, a shame it has to look like “something else.” But it reminds me of a piece of jewelry I made that, in retrospect, also looked a little too “feminine.” I didn’t see it til I saw the photos, then it hit me.
May 23, 2012 at 9:46 am
Ouch – the Macy’s one is a painful shade of red.
May 23, 2012 at 10:03 am
It just doesn’t seem right as a necklace. I think it should be a change purse.
May 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm
But what will it change into?
May 23, 2012 at 9:47 am
The “fabric brooch” looks like a deformed Fleshlight.
I have to admit, I like the “Queen of Hearts” garnet thingie.
May 23, 2012 at 9:58 am
Pretty as it is, it looks more like the Queen of Varts.
May 23, 2012 at 10:12 am
I like it, too. It’s like if H.R. Giger designed a futuristic bajingo!
May 23, 2012 at 10:28 am
I agree – but if real bajingos looked like that, I’d only put my unit in after upgrading it first. (link NSFW)
May 23, 2012 at 10:32 am
Upcycle your used Fleshlights now!
May 23, 2012 at 11:29 am
It looks like porn for Bender.
May 23, 2012 at 9:47 am
I can’t stop staring at the Macy’s necklace. Like, is that for real? Why would anyone hang what looks like a used feminine hygiene product around their neck?
May 23, 2012 at 9:49 am
I think I’ve seen a slice of this in a jar at the Mutter Museum.
May 23, 2012 at 11:55 am
Hey krakhed, my pal wants to go there but can you tell me 1: Is the museum cool enough to make a 2h flight especially to see it? and 2: is there any other attraction in Philly to make the trip more worthwhile? (We like old buildings, nature, fine dining) Anyone else been to the Mutter? Can you recommend/not recommend it? I’m just not sure it’s worth the bother of a special trip.
May 23, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Philly has Independence Hall and some other historic buildings. There’s also the Edgar Allan Poe House and an old prison that’s open for tours. And some cool museums.
May 23, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Actually, you could try looking up Philly on Nerdy Day Trips, which is a cool site I contribute to. Cuz, you know, I’m nerdy.
May 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm
i love you forever for giving me the gift of that site.
May 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Philly is my favourite city EVER! (and I’ve seen a whole lotta cities) Mutter Museum is way cool! Other places of note, Reading Terminal Station Market, Carpenters Hall, Elfrith’s Alley, The Masonic Temple, City Hall… And of course the Cheesesteak!!
*squeeeee* I get so excited just thinking about it!!
May 23, 2012 at 6:16 pm
On a more mature note, I strongly recommend picking up a copy of the “Eyewitness Travel Guide” for any city you plan to visit. It shows destinations, maps, transit systems, cost and hours of attractions, etc.
It’s a pocket sized book and I generally go through and put a sticky tab on stuff that I want to see and then decide what is top priority for the amount of time that I have.
…back to the fuckery!
May 23, 2012 at 9:50 am
Feel comfort in knowing that some people wear *actual* used feminine hygiene products, not just things that resemble them. Oh wait — no, not ‘comfort’. Terror. I meant terror.
May 23, 2012 at 10:19 am
It’s half a seed from some amazonian tree. People WILL buy anything both exotic and by a trendy designer, no matter how silly it looks.
May 23, 2012 at 11:58 am
THANK YOU! I could not for the life of me figure out what it was & came here hoping someone would tell us. XOXO!
May 23, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Well, only a “cross section” of one. Didn’t want to spoil you with the entire tampon. I am curious – does anyone have an idea just of WHAT that actually is a cross section?
May 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm
I *think* it’s a geode.
May 23, 2012 at 9:48 am
Deformed juniper burl = petrified ABC gum.
May 23, 2012 at 9:49 am
I see bajingos everywhere thanks to regretsy.
May 23, 2012 at 10:06 am
I saw them everywhere before, it’s how I knew I was home when I got here.
May 23, 2012 at 11:40 am
you’re welcome.
May 23, 2012 at 9:49 am
Even Macy’s isn’t immune to vagina-frenzy, huh?
May 23, 2012 at 9:51 am
Wow, that’s as many cunts as this weeks Game of Thrones episode!
May 23, 2012 at 9:52 am
My favorite part is the NAMASTE under the agate ‘Gyne.
May 23, 2012 at 10:05 am
I have a new phrase for the art of photographing something that sort of looks like a vagina and making it look even more like a vagina: QUIMOGRAPHY
May 23, 2012 at 10:08 am
The perfect Mothers Day gift.
…or reminder to buy a Mothers Day gift.
May 23, 2012 at 10:11 am
Well – now I know why my iPhone makes that “noise” when I plug it into the charger.
May 23, 2012 at 10:14 am
Queen of Hearts really should see the doctor about that unfortunate cystocele bulge.
Or maybe the baby is crowning??
May 23, 2012 at 10:20 am
The peach one is just too obvious…Surely they were going for yonic symbolism anyway? After all, a peach has been representation of lady bits in literature for quite some time.
(Hell yeah I took one lit class at a state university!)
May 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Considering that they are also selling a glass banana pipe … could be
May 23, 2012 at 10:21 am
The asterisks throughout the Queen of Hearts thing’s description are beginning to upset me.
What do they MEAN
May 23, 2012 at 10:33 am
I just keep going back to “hole in the front, mouthpiece in the back…no cleaning hole.”
May 23, 2012 at 10:34 am
i can only hope that these items will end up in a treasury called snatchface. i can only hope…
May 23, 2012 at 10:37 am
Somehow, the purple and the green Iphone cases just don’t have the same oomph.
May 23, 2012 at 10:38 am
the garden sculpture looks like a blind/deformed moray eel head.
May 23, 2012 at 10:46 am
We must be really jealous of the other primates and their flashy fleshy genitalia if we keep having to remind people that we have vaginas.
Maybe I should design a t-shirt that says “I have a vagina”
I prefer direct communication.
May 23, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Just the word “vagina” with a down-pointing arrow. Like those stupid “Baby” shirts.
May 23, 2012 at 10:50 am
You all must have some strange looking vaginas.
May 23, 2012 at 10:50 am
I was bored one day at the mall looking through the CD’s (I know what you’re thinking, they still have CD’s?!), and came across this gem. I knew Glee was terrible, but their Goatse album solidifies that.
May 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm
I was at Michaels a few weeks back and the Glee version of “Don’t Stop Believing” was playing over the sound system. It was truly horrendous.
May 23, 2012 at 1:12 pm
A friend asked if I’d happened to see the Glee season closer, and what happened. I told him the school burned down, everyone died, and they sowed the ground with salt.
If only.
May 23, 2012 at 1:18 pm
The Rocky Horror episode was complete sacrilege.
May 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm
I don’t watch that show, but when my family watch it you can hear it through the entire house.
The songs they sing don’t even appear to be within the context of some vague plot any more.
Vague plot being the general progression of the school year and impending Nationals, with terrible attempts at exploring Issues in each episode.
It’s sad, but I would rather be forced to watch High School Musical over and over again than that show.
May 23, 2012 at 10:50 am
Does it still count if in the description for the Queen of Hearts pendant the seller basically admitted to the fact that it resembles ladybits (“yessss quite feminine”)? Or am I giving them too much credit?
May 23, 2012 at 11:31 am
The dream-on-a-cord vagine makes me squirm. It looks like honeymoon cystitis feels. If memory serves, I mean.
May 23, 2012 at 11:39 am
That “live your dream” agate thing looks so… infected. It scares me.
May 23, 2012 at 11:44 am
“Pipe comes without cleaning hole”, huh?
That dirty slut!
May 23, 2012 at 11:50 am
“Natural burl”, is that what the young people call it these days?
May 23, 2012 at 11:57 am
It’s like looking into a mirror… that’s sitting on the floor, between my legs.
May 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm
That should be used on the book jacket of the next Regretsy book. I summarises the whole site rather well!
May 23, 2012 at 12:07 pm
* “It” not “I”
P.S. And THAT, Ms Queen of Hearts, is what asterisks are for!
May 23, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Whoa, “Queen of Hearts” my ass, that thing belongs to the Borg queen, and it ain’t her heart.
May 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm
I think Phyllis needs her tits pinched on #2.
May 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm
The last one looks like something Hannibal Lecter skinned and left at one of his crime scenes.
May 23, 2012 at 1:14 pm
funny you say that…. it’s actually PRECISELY what happened…
May 23, 2012 at 1:17 pm
“Burl,” Doily” – I like it. Now I can discuss private matters in public without strangers knowing what I’m speaking about. Can see it now, “It’s swimsuit season, need to get my burl polished.” or “Hi, sweetheart, my doily missed you today.”
May 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm
That last one… am I looking a red waffle or something?
May 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm
As long as it isn’t blue … yeah, let’s leave that there shall we.
May 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm
All I know is, these things are really ugly on their own…it’s just a little Regretsy *bonus* that they all look like hideous cooters.
May 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm
The ‘leather’ thing really just takes ‘meat curtains’ to a new level.
Sidenote: I like that I can say ‘meat curtains’ here without reprimand. A blog I frequent had a commenter whining about it being anti-feminist the other day. WHY CAN’T I JOKE ABOUT MY OWN JUNK?
May 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm
A cross-section of what, exactly?
May 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm
The Beautiful Garden Sculpture is freaking me out. Parasites, anyone?
May 24, 2012 at 8:32 pm
Hemorrhoids.
May 23, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Freud was right: “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
May 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm
If that burl necklace is “natural”, why has it clearly had a wax job? All part of the sexist pornification of natural tree-product menswear.
May 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm
That last one looks suspiciously like Stylochus Zebra in red.
And by Stylochus Zebra, I mean this lil flatworm: http://www.gulfspecimen.org/images/catalog/Pl-330-flatworm.jpg
May 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Oh, that’s just really cool. And you’re right, I think the flatworm needs some royalties from this…
May 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm
I’m beginning to think that some of these sellers are doing this on purpose, hoping to be featured here. Some of these are just too close to a bajingo to be coincidence.
May 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm
1) Every one of these was intentional. I truly believe the last of the neurotic Georgia O’Keefes have already come and gone.
2) The Queen of Hearts pendant… Are we certain that’s not a Giger?
3) But yeah, anyway…
May 25, 2012 at 3:16 am
Garden sculpture reminds me of a hilarious episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, where Marie takes a sculpture class… Anyone?
May 26, 2012 at 12:23 am
wasn’t there a thing on here, “Fabric Brooch = Cooch” a month ago? http://www.regretsy.com/2012/03/12/yeah/
That ain’t no “vintage doily”.
June 12, 2012 at 10:46 am
the girl with the vagina fabric brooch removed it, but then added a nipple fabric brooch LOL
http://www.etsy.com/listing/99893951/peach-coral-brooch-polymer-clay
June 12, 2012 at 10:49 am
the girl with the vagina fabric brooch removed it, but then added a nipple fabric brooch LOL
http://www.etsy.com/listing/99893951/peach-coral-brooch-polymer-clay
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