I actually like it, of fuck does that mean I’m a hippie who likes stinky rompers?
I’d probably wear it if it looked less like a flour sack and if I wasn’t worried it had been pre-worn by someone who hadn’t pre-washed. Am I a hippie, too? Should I get tested?
I’m kind of a hippie, but I agree with everything you say. I usually don’t equate sexy with shapeless/baggy…perhaps if there were some waist-shaping, even a tie under the boobs, maybe that would help. I’m sure SOMEONE finds this sexy – but I’m sure there’s someone who wants to find Danny Devito’s prostate too.
I’m sure five minutes on Google would prove both of those things true. Possibly at the same time.
Anyway, yes, I’d wear a dress with mushrooms on it, but I wouldn’t feel particularly sexy doing it. Wait, maybe the dress isn’t supposed to be the sexy part. Is it the mushrooms? If so, they clearly aren’t phallic enough to get the message across.
I think it might have been more impactful if she’d used these mushrooms:
Damn it, Swaan, I go away for 2 hours and come back to you launching a discussion of finding Danny DeVito’s prostate (which somehow morphed into discussion of Danny DeVito’s prostitute and how to replace the batteries in him, down in the thread).
That’s ok. I don’t need to eat today.
Is there a test for that?
Yes there is. It involves kale and razors, I think.
No, I too think a lot of her stuff is cute and well made. Although, I would not wear it, for fear of bombardment by Rainbow kids. (“Dude…. can we crash at your house? Thanks! LOVIN YOUUUU!”)
Yeah no I think it’s really cute too. And there are some other pictures of that model where she actually looks very adorable.
BUT I just gave the store owner quite a hard time over there on the facebook, so I wasn’t about to be all “hey, even though you’re a braindead hypocrite, like totes cute dress!!”
It is very nicely done. She even knows how to hem!! You don’t see that every day on Etsy.
I don’t want to wear something that has been previously modeled by someone with hairy armpits though.
It’s nicely done, yes – but is it a DIFFICULT style?? No. I honestly think even *I* could do this, and I don’t consider myself a great sewer. I do things like hem pants and make tote purses…..this “dress” I could do.
Why does it need to be difficult and complicated to avoid ridicule? Simple things can still be executed with much talent. Her applique work is lovely, and she uses color well. I would even buy this if it were in my size/I had money.
There is much more here to focus on.. I mean, NAMASTE CREATIONS?? Guys, come on!
I am more pointing out that for $115, I’d expect a little more difficulty in the execution. I’m not making fun of her work, but more her pricing. And she tried on the FB thread to say it takes SOOO many hours to make – yeah, no it doesn’t, not this piece anyway. Did she do good work? YES. Does it deserve that much of an upcharge for the work done? No.
Hm, yes. It is overpriced.
angelbuttons77, Indigo Childryn following behind you to unpin what you’re pinning does not time-efficiency make.
It’s sad that I thought you were talking about Pinterest….I was like, who the hell is fucking with my boards???
Sure isn’t hippie priced, I’ll tell you that much.
No, it is cute- just not in this photo. I think a smaller version would be totes adorable- I could so see a little kid wearing this while romping around a playground.
Stinky rompers kinda sounds like someone’s pet name for their bajingo. Or I’m a giant perv.
I’m ready for the sexy dance now Boris.
Oh come on, don’t you kind of like how the dirty hippy locks blend almost seemlessly with the pit-hair?
What does it say about me (or her) that I didn’t notice the hairy armpits until I read the commentary?
Me, too! I was busy liking the dress. I thought it was on Regretsy because there’s nothing sexy about it. It’s completely formless. Never saw the pit hair.
Shame the dress is so overpriced.
Not much; unlike some of the other posts in this vein, she’s not really flaunting them towards the camera.
I spent a few minutes trying to figure out whether or not the hair belonged to her head or her armpits before going to the etsy listing for an alternate angle.
I don’t mind the pit hair, but the face looks crazy and the dress looks like an apron, so… no.
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she looks like my transgender sister before she started the hormone therapy… those were scary days…
is that pit hair, or has her dreads merged with her armpits?
I was going to say the same thing. Not as in, did they grow together, but is it a trick of the eye that the end of one dread is sort of hanging in front of her upraised arm and looks like pit hair.
The dreads are seeking out a mate.
I don’t think she actually has pit hair. I think the left side is shadow and the right side is her own hair dangling down.
I don’t mind the pit hair either. The dress is cute as a little “runaround and do your chores” dress, but they need to take the “sexy” out of the title. It is in no way sexy.
I’ve come to loathe the word “sexy” because of inappropriate/inapplicable usage like this. It’s even being used on children’s costumes and pet clothes. Someone actually thinks these things should incite feelings of sexual attraction, or they would’ve used a different word, right? Right? Please tell me I’m not the one who’s mistaken by disagreeing.
What possible meaning and impact does the word still have if it can be applied to a new toaster?
it looks like the pit hair and head hair have become one.
this made me BWAHAHA. thankyou!
Her ugly, creepy face is really what does it the most because I didn’t realize that was pit hair at first. I thought it was pit stubble and hair from her head dangling by her pit. x.x’
Do the hempty hemp – come on do the hempty hemp.
Anytime I hear that song, I will now hear it in my head with your version.
I’m a freak / I like the girls eatin’ kale / I once got busy in a Whole Foods bake sale
Can’t tell if woman.. or Steve Buscemi in drag..
It’s not him – Buscemi’s got better hair
Which reminds me, I havent’t vomitted in terror in a while…
WHY DOES THAT EXIST!!!
I’m laughing now, but those pictures will come back to haunt me in my nightmares.
I know it is wrong, but I now greatly desire to see Steve Buscemi in that dress.
*hangs head in shame*
I greatly desire to see Steve Buscemi in anything or nothing. Don’t be ashamed, Dawn! The Buscemi is muy bueno! Or something.
I would chip in to buy the dress if you could guarantee he would wear it.
Ask and you shall receive.
*sobs quietly in the corner and prays for the bad things to go away*
That is amazeballs photoshoppery if ever I’ve seen any!
Do we really need to comment on the crafter’s face? Isn’t there enough to comment about on her ugly dress, something she’s actually responsible for?
See, now those are just terrible dreads. And the “dress” looks like an apron gone horribly awry.
It could be cute as an actual apron though.
But not for $115.
Yeah I don’t have the hate for white-person-dreads that so many do, but those just look nasty.
It’s an apron dress. They’ve been around for awhile now. They’re inspired by the “Viking” apron dress.
But note the extra panels in the Viking version that give it a defined shape, and compare to the bell skirt that was pulled above boob level and given a strap to keep it there.
Viking apron dress = historical and cultural, as well as pretty with but a modest requirement of skill.
Mushroom apron dress = patterns and fitted clothes are for narcs.
I need to have that dress!
Why does being a hippie have to be synonymous with no grooming whatsoever. I’m not just talking about the pit hair. I mean, would it kill this girl to run a comb through that rat’s nest on her head?
This has always baffled me. I’ve never understood why refusing to groom or clean oneself regularly is considered to be more “natural” when even the most isolated indigenous tribes have standards for grooming.
Dude – you just don’t get being a hippie.
It’s about rejecting convention (unless it’s a convention you and your friends have agreed upon)
It’s about not playing by the rules of corporate America (except when it comes to using the wire-ACH system when transferring trust fund cash)
It’s about sharing (except when you bought it and marked it in the fridge)
It’s about freedom of expression (unless your expression will bum someone out)
It’s about communal living (until phone bill day)
It’s about living an eco-centric life (but you can still stick strips of plastic talking about your eco-centric life on your bottle-green Volvo)
It’s about living life, man.
Hey, now – leave Volvo out of this! Everyone knows it’s either an old-school VW van or a Prius these days (either of which probably cost too much). Volvos are for those of us with too much stuff/pets/kids to haul but who view a minivan as a failure.
High five, volvo buddy!
I don’t want to brag, but my Volvo XC is dependable as fuck. Even if it does make me look like a soccer mom.
I read that as “ego”-centric at first. Yup.
And what about the free love, man?
I think the photo drove any idea of free love out of my brain.
As to the Volvo, I was thinking the 1983 station wagon one often sees driving to the potter’s co-op in Bennington. I apologize for not being specific.
I love you so hard, Monkey33!
My cats, dogs, birds and assorted rodents have higher standards for grooming.
Holy shit, my cat must be a hippy. All this time I thought his lack of grooming habits was because he was probably taken away form his mommy too early.
How wrong I was. He’s clearly sticking it to the Man.
I love me some dyslexic typos.
I wonder if she’s holding onto that tree because she is so high that she will fall down if she lets go.
Just because you’re on shrooms doesn’t mean you have to have shrooms on.
now you tell me
Her expression supports that theory.
Something about the way her arm is positioned looks weird, like it’s bending in a way that no human arm should.
I think they took the picture just before she gave it a big hug. What we are seeing is arboreal foreplay.
Elastic, because a shapeless, ugly sack is just too risque!
“Sexy” – you keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Of all the words I’ve come up with to describe this dress, “sexy” wasn’t one of them.
Beat me to it, and said it so well.
I am not altogether convinced that that is, in fact, a woman.
I wasn’t going to say anything, but I thought the same when I first glanced at the photo.
wow – this picture is more effective than saltpeter.
everything you post is genius. love it. well, not the armpits, of course
I can smell her from here…patchouli and B.O.
Oh, so that’s why my dog is howling and running around in circles in the living room.
I just met you and I love yo—SQUIRREL!
But can we change the SIZE of the smell?
I’m not gonna bag on her appearance, but I have no reservations about calling the dress fugly.
What the Hell ever happened to hippies just trying to sell tie-dye t shirts? At least those have sleeves…
As a cleaner version of the dirty hippie, I would totally wear this.
But after a good shave.
Dirty hippies give clean hippies like us a bad name.
But would you wear it to try and catch the eye of the Mr/Ms Wannasnarfthatreallybad? O_ <
As a clean-ish dirty hippie, I would never wear this.
And I don’t think I’ve ever had a “good” shave.
Sexy- you’re doing it wrong.
“A little more conservative but still sexy.” Oh, I must disagree with you, on both counts. But I’d pay good money to see an actual Conservative wear it – get Ann Coulter or Michele Bachmann in it, take pics, preferably at the GOP Convention, put the prints up for sale, and I’d buy one.
All proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood.
What I don’t understand is why, for the love of all that is holy, do women with hairy armpits love to raise their arms and salute? It’s like it’s the female hippy version of giving all of the rest of us the finger.
Well, what’s the point of growing out your armpit hair if everyone doesn’t know about it? If you are going to hide it, you might as well just shave and be comfortable, like the rest of the conformists.
Because shaving my armpits makes them bleed? I’m much more comfortable just wearing cap sleeves and going about my day.
To each their own. I don’t always bother shaving.
Actually, since you have no way of seeing most armpit hair when they’re not raising their arms, you have no idea how many pitty women you see single day with their arms down.
My hairy pits are still smooth from chemo. I’m sorta hoping they stay that way. Then I can be smooth AND unshaven!
The pit hair doesn’t bother me, but the unwashed look does. I’m not going to buy clothes being worn buy someone who looks like they do not bathe.
And as a hippie(I’ve got a godsdamned sunburn on my back from building the beds for our organic heirloom garden yesterday. I wear patchouli. I’m drinking fucking spinach and barely grass juice, and I like it), I really don’t understand this whole mentallity of “I’m a hippie, must not bathe.” I bathe! With handmade soaps, and a patchouli shampoo bar! You can even collect the water from your bath and dump it on your compost!
Bathe before you take pictures wearing a godsdamned dress you are trying to sell!
Her other models in the store look clean. I guess she is the grungy hippie friend.
Thank you, you’ve restored my faith in the hippie community. I thought there were none of you left.
Your icon only makes this comment greater. Me rather gusta reading that post, myself. Sounds like a garden to envy.
I bought a bar of patchuli-rose soap from a renfest once. It was the best bath scent ever, and surprisingly unisex (no partner, so I didn’t care if I smelled like a bouquet. When I like a scent, IT’S ALL MINE.)
Only her dreads look unwashed to me…
I second this. Nasty-ass hair, but I don’t see anything dirty about her skin. I’m guessing she showers and just doesn’t shampoo for some reason.
As a fellow clean hippie, I’m glad you said this.
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. That whole picture reeks of sexiness. She should totally do the audiobook or movie for 50 Shades of Gray with Gilbert Gottfried, I just can’t imagine anything sexier.
Thank you for this, I must now go drink wine and read my smut collection with his voice in my head….
The price really just gives a bad name to Mushroom Sexy Dresses everywhere.
I hereby offer “kale” as the term for dreadlocks in the panties.
I did not need that image.
Neither did I, but I’m afraid I couldn’t un-imagine it. As they say, “Pain shared is lessened; joy shared is increased.”
Callahan’s Law! I love you so much right now.
You didn’t need it, but we don’t always NEED what we, deep down, really really WANT.
Uh, no. I’m hocking up invisible hairballs just thinking about it.
Gigantic. toddler. sundress.
And much, much less sexy.
yes, because toddler dresses are usually sexy.
as a white girl with dreadlocks, those dreads are fucking nasty. uuuguhguhughgh.
When I saw the headline “I’LL BE IN MY YURT” by first thought was “That’s a great rhyme to go with butthurt!”
Another gem from the collection.
That’s kind of cute though, just maybe not as a skirt.
The next time I start to feel old, as if life were passing me by, or I start mourning my lost youth, I am going to look at this outfit. Then I will say to myself: “Self, you were alive at a time when the adults around you wore stuff like this unironically. And you couldn’t do anything about it, because you were a little kid with no control over her surroundings. But now you’re an adult, and you never have to live in that time and place again.” And then I will celebrate, possibly with hookers and blow. (Or a nice lunch and a manicure. I’m flexible.)
It always strikes me as odd, the term blow for cocaine. Cos that is the last thing you want to do to that neatly racked line…
And don’t inhale just a little, because then you’ll sneeze. Not that there aren’t people who would jump at coke that’s been sneezed on, if it’s free.
Right! “Blowjob” doesn’t really make sense, either.
I think that’s because it used to be called a ‘below job’.
Sound convincing? Good, coz I just made that up.
I like the style, and the colors… and I’d probably pay $15 or so for a dress like this (minus the mushrooms) for one of my kids. Everything else about the picture makes me feel dirty for admitting that, though.
Her face says “No, I think this is ugly and looks like mold too.”
Gah… it looks like my shower drain threw up!
I don’t understand why people keep making stuff that make the wearer look like they’re wearing a dirty sheep.
Because dirty sheep are harder to get and more expensive.
The dress itself isn’t sexy; it looks like something more appropriate for a 6-year-old. No amount of kale can cure that. (What IS the obsession with kale anyway?)
I’m veggie, but not a hippie. I’m guessing it’s the iron – haem iron from meat is easier for the body to absorb than non-haem iron in veggies, so since kale is high in non haem iron it’s supposed to be a good choice for vegetarians/vegans.
Well, maybe I’ll give it a whirl, thanks to the inexplicable borderline anemia I tend to have. I adore spinach and get chard from the farmer’s market, so maybe I’ll have to investigate kale, as long as that doesn’t brand me a goofy hippie vegan weirdo. I’d rather being an eccentric well-dressed meat-eating weirdo, thank you.
An eccentric well-dressed meat-eating weirdo CLOSET KALE CONSUMER … it’s OK, you’re not alone …
Put bacon on your kale, and make a face while you’re eating it. And whatever you do, do NOT wear this dress or anything remotely like it.
People will understand that you’re not a hippie vegan weirdo. They’ll just assume you’re being forced to eat kale for your health or something.
Vagrarian to always too well-dressed to wear this dress.
I think it would be freaking adorable on a kid.
I like kale in some situations, but the obsession is totally weird.
Absolutely. Seeing this dress on an adorable kid at a picnic would make me smile broadly and give the parents an approving look.
Seeing it on an adult…well, I’ll move to another part of the bus and focus more on my book.
i love that dress, but i would look pregnant in it. because anything with a high waist or no waist makes me look pregnant. and no, i’m not pregnant. (though someone asked me if i was and i vowed never to wear a dress like that again).
You and me both. Everything with a high waist makes me look a few months along.
Picture this: A remake of “Gone With the Wind”, but instead of the civil war it’s the Occupy Movement, and instead of Scarlett O’Hara’s family manor, it’s a Montessori Kindergarten in Oregon.
Now “Rhett” is coming back from Wall Street, and “Scarlett” had to wear some “business casual” clothes due to health inspectors dropping by. He’ll arrive any minute and would be horrified about her selling out to the man. “Scarlett” is gripping the curtains of the special needs class with barely contained anguish. But hey, wait a minute…
As Gaia is my witness, I’ll never dress fugly again!
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
But, honey, you really should do something about your hair.
Frankly, my dear, I only have a gram….
Not even a little bit funny. And if you want to go with it…how is she selling out to the man? Special needs class? Yeah.
OK, I think it’s time for you to back away from the kale.
You must be new here…. And on your way out, it looks like.
Sexy, to me, does not equal a baby gap dress with a piece of patchwork quilt sewn on bottom.
For some reason every time I read the title I hear it to “you’ll be in my heart”. And now I have it stuck in my head *Sigh*
See my response in #24…you’re proving my point.
Just person up and admit it already!
I always wanted to know what would happen if you mixed Project Runway and a pan of pot brownies…
Despite the dreadpits, I love that pose. She looks exactly like my mom’s harvest gold teapot from the ’70s.
I see your point…
That’s almost it… just add lots of mushrooms!
It’s eerie how perfectly those mugs match!
I must have it with the mug/coffee set! I’d even put up with guests to be able to wear & serve the mushroom gear!
Oh, that is just genius…and I used to have a set of kitchen jars just like those!
I sense a new meme being created here!
Oh great, now I’ve got “I’m a little Teapot…” running through my head. Hellllpppp Meeee!
I actually think this dress is okay and kind of cute. Too expensive, not amazing; but not worthy of a Regretsy post. First time I’ve ever thought that you weren’t spot-on with your targets.
First time I thought you missed it, too.
Rainn Wilson in a wig?
Jack Black looks FETCHING!
Considering that the mushroom is, in fact, the sexual organ (“fruiting body”) for the fungus, I can vaguely understand the “sexy” part of the dress title. Also mushrooms look like penises.
But that’s the only thing sexy about that dress.
Maybe she meant “funky”
I’ll never see mushrooms the same way again.
I was wondering who took my first choice as a shop name
I don’t hate the dress. Most the stuff in that shop is kinda cute.
I will say that the dirt gives the model a lovely patina.
See? FJL’s can be nice!
Manners! If you can’t say anything mean, say it in the Etsy forums.
I adore Regretsy, been a long time fan for ever and pretty much visit every day. But it always makes me sad to see a post picking on someone because of the way they look or their personal body choices. By everyone pointing and laughing at someone for having hairy pits (or saggy boobs), it’s kinda saying to everyone who doesn’t conform to narrow social standards of beauty, ‘you better hide yourself away, you are not acceptable’. I love y’all Regretsy, but body policing is a real let down.
Hey, don’t paint all the fat, jealous, and losery with the same brush. You can see that most of the comments picking on the girl have been roundly thumbed down.
Armpit hair is a separate entity. No one said she was a bad human for choosing it, just that it can have an ick factor to some western sensibilities. Should people who dislike armpit hair on women be forced to hide their opinions away? No, of course not.
Fly your pit hair freely, and just smile when people say ick.
But why is armpit hair considered disgusting and unsanitary on women and not men? People were commenting that they wouldn’t buy something a woman with airpit hair had ever worn, but would they buy something a man* had ever modeled?
*Except Abecrombie. I can’t even imagine their model waxing budget.
Probably because even the most meticulously groomed men do not generally shave their armpits. So having armpit hair doesn’t call their grooming habits into question.
For women (depending on the society you’re talking about), it’s less certain. It’s not so much that women who don’t shave are unsanitary as it is that women who are unsanitary are less likely to shave.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m not saying I agree with it. I’m not defending it. Only stating what the reasons are likely to be for that perception.
I dislike armpit hair on men as well
I’m extremely put off by male armpit hair, also. Especially the dudes whose hair is so long it protrudes from their t-shirt sleeves.
I did go a year or so without shaving (I bleached it). I’d never let it go now, tho, because I moved to the desert and realized I sweat more and smell worse with, than without.
Yes!! What is it with those guys with pit hair hanging out of their tee shirts? I think it is even worse than gorilla back.
I’d say most male models DO shave their pits though.
I’m not going to point and laugh at anyone for having hairy pits or saggy boobs.
I’m going to shake my head at them for using them to TRY AND SELL A PRODUCT. Because, like it or not, if you want to sell something, you don’t model it in such a way that other people are going to find off-putting unless you find it to be more important to make a statement than money.
Please STFU with the “body policing.” It’ s just a tiresome way to control what other people say.
Unless anyone here is actually creating legislation to force women to shave, they’re not policing your body; they’re voicing an opinion.
Not shaving is a choice, not some unchangeable aspect of your physicality that you were born with. if you use it to sell your product – you are asking for a reaction. Don’t play the policing card when it’s not the reaction you want.
And by the way, most hippies embrace the most “narrow social standards of beauty” imaginable. The reaction in that community to women who shave or tweeze or have implants is really hostile.
Brava. These groups that start a “non-conforming” policy invariably have a conformity of their own. And heaven help you if you don’t conform.
I have a serious disease called, “bitchiness” and I think it’s unfair when people expect me to conform to the societal standards of being nice when confronted with shitty crafts or poor sales tactics. I can’t help myself, and think it’s despicable that I am being criticized for actions beyond my control.
OCB: Obsessive Compulsive Bitchiness.
You have my eternal gratitude for a new and snarky view of one of Vocational Rehabilitation’s OCB conselores.
Like it! I’ve always said that the holes in my brain-to-mouth filter are too large, but this is a DISEASE. Now I’m protected by ADA!
I dislike the term “body policing” because it seems to be used mostly by butthurt flouncers, but I’m inclined to agree with you anyway. I don’t find it necessary to criticize someone’s appearance unless it’s blatantly offensive (which armpit hair is not), not even when they’re trying to sell a product with the picture. I’m not saying people *can’t* say armpit hair is nasty, I just think it’s unnecessary. However, this might not be the place to expect political correctness
Surprised it took this long for a post like this to pop up. >_< Every single friggin time…
I just saw that she sells soap in her shop…..I guess that’s why she doesn’t use it????
Crack lords know that once you start sampling the product, it’s all downhill from there.
My biggest problem with her store is that her target audience can’t afford those prices. She has some cute pieces (I even like this dress but mostly because it reminds me of my mom when I was a kid), but I’d never spend that much for a single piece of clothing.
But . . . it’s CLEARANCE. So it must be a bargain!
Not necessarily, you forget about the “trustafarians” the trust fund supported young neo-hippies of today. They may spange you on the corner, but they still have a debit card to daddy’s account!
And it was nice to see (Comment 37) That I’m not the only one who started singing “I’m a little teapot” upon seeing this post.
She can stitch, though. That’s a plus.
This magnificent piece brings to mind childhood innocence and the simplicity of dreams. I find myself lost in the woodland motiff and the ease in which it allows the wearer to become one with nature. Bravo!
1) It’s Brava for the hippie chick, not Bravo. 2) You WILL be here to do a wine snob interpretation the next time something bottled shows up on Regretsy.
I just have to ask… do you conduct writing clinics for Etsy sellers? If not, PLEASE DON’T GIVE THEM ANY MORE IDEAS.
Oops…that’s @ SatchelDillinger. I’m having a bout with postderpmatic syndrome today.
My online sarcasm class isn’t from a highly-credited institution. By the way, I really enjoyed your post.
Oops. My reply was supposed to be to Maman’s reply, the original one, not the reply to the second one.
Bonus points for the Firefly reference!
It’s not a romper ( thank heaven), its a “sun” dress smock halter based on a 1960s Simplicity pattern. Made of kitchen curtains. It is really sexy if you are 1) a mushroom 2)a yard gnome 3) a consumer of the kind of mushrooms you can’t buy at Whole Foods or Albertsons.
And, lay off the armpit snubs, hairless-pit types. Himself likes to stick his nose in that fur there too, so there. ( No, Himself is not a dog)
Am laughing so hard as I imagine hippie chick being chased around the yard by animated garden gnomes & those mushrooms from the Disney movie I was forced to watch as a kid.
sh!t. I thought this was fake :/
Sometimes it is preferable when there is not say anything.
And sometimes it’s better when you do not see any.
Am I the only person trying to figure out how to find out where Danny DeVito’s prostitute is hiding?
I thumbed down a Helen Killer post! Yeah! Oh….hold it… Am I violating some sort of thread etiquette?
Why do you want to buy sex with Danny de Vito?
I’m trying to imagine it.
I’m getting my mind, how to change the batteries Danny de Vito.
Great, NOW you’ve given Petja reason to think of how to replace the batteries in Danny DeVito.
Not an image or idea I want in my head!!!
Now THERE is a mental image worthy of lulz.
I would gladly help Danny DeVito find his prostate. Or prostitute. Or spare batteries. I’d totally tap that.
That is a fucking muumuu. Rompers conform to narrow social standards of beauty, like so:
Don’t bring the Mu’u Mu’u into this! That can be a beautiful and flattering dress.
What she’s wearing is just an apron.
Rompers can be so cute…but I cringe when I see them. For a long-waisted woman? Too painful to be cute.
I have nothing against muumuus I swear! I actually have a few and wear them from time to time. The shape just reminded me of them and the expletive was included because her misuse of terms irritated me to the extreme.
I wouldn’t even call it an apron, unless we’re talking about the kind you wear whilst getting your hair cut. Even then, that’s a drape. And it’s probably just about as useful as that, too.
An ugly and overpriced apron.
Rompers look cute on five year olds – once you get past that age, they shouldn’t be worn, ever – doesn’t matter who you are or who designed them, they look like they belong on five year olds.
Agreed. They creep me out on adult women. We’re infantilized enough, tyvm.
I love how shes OK with dying her hair funky colors but not shaving her pits or at least tweezing her eye brows. She might be a hippie but shes looking borderline neanderthal!
I had a blue mushroom dress like this when I was pregnant in the ’80s. EXACTLY like this. (My mother-in-law made it for me from a Butterick pattern) This is not sexy. It’s for what happens after sexytimes happen and you have a shotgun wedding and you have to live with your husband’s parents. OK – So I’m projecting. It actually was really comfy and was my favorite maternity dress then and I did like it… 31 years ago… Replace “Sexy” with “retro” and I mi
Just read up… It very well might have been a Simplicity pattern… But I hold with the replacing “Sexy” with “Retro” and it might be acceptable…
You’re probably right that it is Butterick & not Simplicity. The Simplicity one allowed for multiple variations including a halter top that boobage actually STAYED IN. Young boobage, anyway. If you cropped this pattern off at ribcage you’d be dealing with gravity, and gravity always wins. Arrgh, the image of this particular halter, de-mushroomed and bra length, with everything escaping.
Wow – Dwight Schrute has really let himself go
The dress is cute, don’t get me wrong… Just not at the price she’s wanting…. and not on an adult.
So since when does Jim Carrey do Etsy modeling?
Yo that chick don’t need to be modellin nothin you want to call sexy, which it ain’t, Damn!
I actually think the model looks kinda cute in some of her other photos. Like she’s a bit embarrassed and shy about having her photo taken.
Having said that, though, this one isn’t flattering in any way, shape or form.
It’s kind of cute, but something like this would be much more endearing on a little girl rather than an adult. I really see nothing sexy about this dress.
Also with all due respect to the model, I find the expression on her face to be a little creepy. Like she knows something terrible that I don’t, or is plotting something.
Damn, I missed the FB flounce?
Oh well, I enjoyed her friend calling us retarded “looosers”, but now I really need to get back to being a party [proudly!] to hurtful and regressive asininities.
It was glorious. My first real, live flounce viewing. We all eat at McDonalds and buy all of our clothes at Walmart, btw. And our razors are oppressing us.
Damn you Regretsy – why do you have to be on the other side of the ocean? I miss all the live flouncing!
Hey now, my boyfriend happens to be a fat guy who owns a number of unfortunate shirts, and I have no problem giving him mouth to mouth on a regular basis.
Granted, actual mouth-to-mouth would involve a lot more panicked flailing on my part. I probably would have been the one who would have gotten him into a situation where he needed CPR in the first place, so yeah, on second thought, maybe not that sexy.
Haha! I was about to say! My boyfriend is a sexy fat guy too… but he thinks that it’s okay to wear tattered shirts because they’re “old mates.”
I’d have no problem ripping the horrible shirt off him and giving him “mouth to mouth” for a while.
If only there could be a Regretsy theatre for the Danny Devito line, omigod I would die!
Here’s a riddle: How can you tell when a hippie girl is a crossdresser (or transsexual)?
Give up yet?
No, seriously. I’m just asking the question. I have no idea how one tells that sort of thing. ^o.O^
(Disclaimer: Yeah, I may have bewbs and a dick, but pot-kettle-black never stopped my snark before and it sure as fuck isn’t going to stop it now.)
I really dig how her armpit hair has grown to the extent that her right armpit is now dreading (sp?) into her actual dreads.
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