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Regretsy Math

This post first appeared on Regretsy on May 26, 2011.

75 comments on Regretsy Math

  1. hardvice
    May 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Lisa Simpson?

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    • 00Nor
      May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

      Don’t insult Lisa Simpson. She is adorable.

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      • hardvice
        May 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

        She is, however, apparently a sloppy drunk.

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      • rawrf
        May 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm

        They’re both yellow and female. Close enough.

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  2. krazykrakhed
    May 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    I don’t think she really needed to make all 100 of those prints.

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    • krazykrakhed
      May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

      If only they had’ve taken as much great care and attention in actually producing the product as they claim to use to send them to you.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      May 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      She should have stopped before she began.

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    • torriblezone
      May 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm

      You fat jealous losers, Juri is a boy, so I shall, neve,r return, to this, sight. :D

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      • torriblezone
        May 19, 2012 at 8:55 pm

        Darn format smilie. I actually meant. : D

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  3. LexieDi
    May 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    That’s totally how I look in the throes of orgasm.

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    • infoqueen
      May 19, 2012 at 6:24 pm

      Orange?

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      • LexieDi
        May 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm

        Yeah, my spray tan kinda glows when I cream. ;3

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        • BrooklynK
          May 21, 2012 at 11:18 am

          Snooki…? Is that you…?

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          • LexieDi
            May 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

            You can’t have my baby! Snooki Jr. will rule the shore! *runs*

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  4. Danny Potter
    May 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    She not very good at drawing, but she sucks even more at TRACING by hand. Slow down, sister.

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  5. SheleetaHam
    May 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    she looks like Sloth’s girlfriend. SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

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  6. guffaws
    May 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    She will send them with “great care and attention”. What happened to creating the likeness with “great care and attention”?

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  7. AutobotDen
    May 19, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Oh, GOD. It’s a “HERPADERP” face.

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  8. guffaws
    May 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Looks like her left arm is scratching some boobage there.

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  9. Bumptious Governess
    May 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Some like it too hot. “I’m melllting! MELLLLTINNNGGGGGG…!!!”

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  10. Irishyankee
    May 19, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Very few living beings remember Jabba’s early drag career in the slums of Alderaan.

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  11. lumberman88
    May 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    So the Photoshop brush tool is what passes for hand rendered these days?

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    • ConsumingShadows
      May 20, 2012 at 12:24 am

      OMG, don’t even get me started on the Photoshop “artists”! As a true photographer what people do with the tools in Photoshop makes me literally sick to my stomach…and the rage at wanting to scream at them, ugh. Just no. I have to stop before I have the urge to kill.

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  12. pearlheartgtr
    May 19, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    Damn you, Bumptious Governess! You forgot to close your italic tag

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      May 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      THIS is why we can’t have nice things here!

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    • The Blue Kraken
      May 19, 2012 at 6:25 pm

      OH NOES

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    • Bumptious Governess
      May 19, 2012 at 9:02 pm

      Sorry sorry sorry I thought I had but it came out backwards! What if I do this:

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        May 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm

        No, it didn’t work. This has happened before and the evildoer person who started it all can’t fix it. :(

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        • Bumptious Governess
          May 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm

          *hangs head in shame* And I was already having such a bad day to start with.. :( :( :(

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          • Mugsy Doodle
            May 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm

            Oh, never mind, BG. It happens.

            *gives big squishy hug to BG*

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  13. pearlheartgtr
    May 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    There’s not enough beer to make that look good.

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  14. AutobotDen
    May 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    ….And there’s just no fixing the messed up html, is there?

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  15. SatchelDillinger
    May 19, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    I feel the artist is conveying her disappointment in Marilyn’s untimely death by purposely changing facial proportions in an attempt to draw the viewer into Ms. Monroe’s world, where drugs and powerful men who took advantage of her began warping her perception of her own self-worth and ultimately lead her into a downward spiral of, not only self-loathing, but a lonliness so deep death seemed almost welcoming,

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  16. wavewench
    May 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    At least she sends it with great care and attention. Wish she’s created it with some of that.

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  17. PaganChick
    May 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I think she’s trying to illustrate a private theory that poor Marilyn died of a stroke..?

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  18. maxruehl
    May 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    Satchmarilyn

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  19. Dragon8Lady
    May 19, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    Wait…So this isn’t a portrait of Mary Jo Buttafuoco?

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  20. Mugsy Doodle
    May 19, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    I wish April or Bronc fixes the italics soon. I’m getting queasy from leaning over so far.

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    • Irishyankee
      May 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm

      My God! It’s a conspiracy! Who knew this site leans to the right?

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  21. finklefairy
    May 19, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Marilyn Monroe: The Stroke-Addled Years.

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  22. thecreightonberyl
    May 19, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I have an East Coast cousin that looked like this at Thanksgiving. She WAS recovering from oral surgery and full of Vicodin at the time.

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    • ConsumingShadows
      May 20, 2012 at 12:19 am

      At least she had an excuse…There is no excuse for this crapola.

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  23. Hello Happy
    May 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    How about we make every post below this one italic AND BOLD?!

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      May 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      HELLO HAPPY, IF YOU DIDN’T CLOSE THE BOLD, I’M GOING TO STUMBLE OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU WITH A PILLOW. AND THEN FALL DOWN.

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        May 19, 2012 at 8:18 pm

        OK, you closed the bold…don’t play tricks like that!!!

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        • Hello Happy
          May 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm

          Actually, I didn’t close the bold haha. But it’s not working, boo!

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  24. XOXJAX
    May 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    we all see this is a complete piece of trash so why then does this shop owner have over 600 sales under his belt??? I don’t get it I am going to let my kids draw pics for my shop maybe then I will get a few sales cause it’s obvious normal art is over rated…..:0

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    • ConsumingShadows
      May 20, 2012 at 12:15 am

      It makes me ashamed to be an artist when people like this parade around selling bullshit, calling it art, and calling themselves artists…Time for “artist” genocide; who’s with me? Oh, and the hipsters go first.

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  25. ConsumingShadows
    May 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    I think it’s just the dude in drag, no Marilyn whatsoever. And why does he/she have red eyes? Definitely ups the creep factor. Buy it to mount on your kid’s wall to scare the shit out of them when they get up at night to go pee.

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  26. Qabal
    May 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    “I will send them with great care and attention in cardboard tube.” And that’s exactly where they should stay.

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  27. Captain Pasty
    May 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    You can only appreciate the artistry in this work once you laminate your testicles.

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    • ConsumingShadows
      May 20, 2012 at 12:10 am

      That made me die a little inside…to sell such utter bullshit…

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    • andlikeit
      May 20, 2012 at 5:34 am

      OH GOD! What if I don’t HAVE testicles?! Can I laminate my vulva instead?! What if it doesn’t work?! This is clearly a CONSPIRACY! They are hacking my brain! THAT’S why I don’t appreciate this work!

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      • Captain Pasty
        May 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm

        Well, in that case you have to laminate your ovaries. If you can’t pull them out of your skin it means that they have hacked into your small intestine and are GPS tracking you every time you take a dump.

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    • merrid
      May 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

      Oh… PLEASE let us insult his “work”!

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  28. ConsumingShadows
    May 20, 2012 at 12:07 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  29. Feckwittery
    May 20, 2012 at 3:08 am

    You’re all being a little unfair here. Did any of you actually meet Marilyn? I doubt it. How do you know she didn’t have a face like melted cheese? Or a dress and jewellery made almost entirely of newspaper? Or for that matter, no discernible index finger on her right hand?
    Ease up now.

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  30. toaster
    May 20, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Oi. Looking kinda rough Marilyn.

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  31. tralfaz
    May 20, 2012 at 4:17 am

    I blame the Epson printer.

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  32. yecats
    May 21, 2012 at 5:02 am

    She has a decidedly manly looking chest.

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