OMG, don’t even get me started on the Photoshop “artists”! As a true photographer what people do with the tools in Photoshop makes me literally sick to my stomach…and the rage at wanting to scream at them, ugh. Just no. I have to stop before I have the urge to kill.
I feel the artist is conveying her disappointment in Marilyn’s untimely death by purposely changing facial proportions in an attempt to draw the viewer into Ms. Monroe’s world, where drugs and powerful men who took advantage of her began warping her perception of her own self-worth and ultimately lead her into a downward spiral of, not only self-loathing, but a lonliness so deep death seemed almost welcoming,
we all see this is a complete piece of trash so why then does this shop owner have over 600 sales under his belt??? I don’t get it I am going to let my kids draw pics for my shop maybe then I will get a few sales cause it’s obvious normal art is over rated…..:0
It makes me ashamed to be an artist when people like this parade around selling bullshit, calling it art, and calling themselves artists…Time for “artist” genocide; who’s with me? Oh, and the hipsters go first.
I think it’s just the dude in drag, no Marilyn whatsoever. And why does he/she have red eyes? Definitely ups the creep factor. Buy it to mount on your kid’s wall to scare the shit out of them when they get up at night to go pee.
OH GOD! What if I don’t HAVE testicles?! Can I laminate my vulva instead?! What if it doesn’t work?! This is clearly a CONSPIRACY! They are hacking my brain! THAT’S why I don’t appreciate this work!
Well, in that case you have to laminate your ovaries. If you can’t pull them out of your skin it means that they have hacked into your small intestine and are GPS tracking you every time you take a dump.
You’re all being a little unfair here. Did any of you actually meet Marilyn? I doubt it. How do you know she didn’t have a face like melted cheese? Or a dress and jewellery made almost entirely of newspaper? Or for that matter, no discernible index finger on her right hand?
Ease up now.
May 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Lisa Simpson?
May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Don’t insult Lisa Simpson. She is adorable.
May 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm
She is, however, apparently a sloppy drunk.
May 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm
They’re both yellow and female. Close enough.
May 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I don’t think she really needed to make all 100 of those prints.
May 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm
If only they had’ve taken as much great care and attention in actually producing the product as they claim to use to send them to you.
May 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm
She should have stopped before she began.
May 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm
You fat jealous losers, Juri is a boy, so I shall, neve,r return, to this, sight.
May 19, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Darn format smilie. I actually meant. : D
May 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm
That’s totally how I look in the throes of orgasm.
May 19, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Orange?
May 19, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Yeah, my spray tan kinda glows when I cream. ;3
May 21, 2012 at 11:18 am
Snooki…? Is that you…?
May 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm
You can’t have my baby! Snooki Jr. will rule the shore! *runs*
May 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm
She not very good at drawing, but she sucks even more at TRACING by hand. Slow down, sister.
May 19, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Or did she mean to say “drawn by foot”?
May 21, 2012 at 11:19 am
Her left foot.
May 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm
she looks like Sloth’s girlfriend. SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
May 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm
She will send them with “great care and attention”. What happened to creating the likeness with “great care and attention”?
May 19, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Oh, GOD. It’s a “HERPADERP” face.
May 19, 2012 at 7:31 pm
May 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Well played, sir or ma’m.
May 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Looks like her left arm is scratching some boobage there.
May 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Some like it too hot. “I’m melllting! MELLLLTINNNGGGGGG…!!!”
May 19, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Very few living beings remember Jabba’s early drag career in the slums of Alderaan.
May 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm
So the Photoshop brush tool is what passes for hand rendered these days?
May 20, 2012 at 12:24 am
OMG, don’t even get me started on the Photoshop “artists”! As a true photographer what people do with the tools in Photoshop makes me literally sick to my stomach…and the rage at wanting to scream at them, ugh. Just no. I have to stop before I have the urge to kill.
May 19, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Damn you, Bumptious Governess! You forgot to close your italic tag
May 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm
THIS is why we can’t have nice things here!
May 19, 2012 at 6:25 pm
OH NO
ESMay 19, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Sorry sorry sorry I thought I had but it came out backwards! What if I do this:
May 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm
No, it didn’t work. This has happened before and the
evildoerperson who started it all can’t fix it.May 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm
*hangs head in shame* And I was already having such a bad day to start with..
May 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Oh, never mind, BG. It happens.
*gives big squishy hug to BG*
May 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm
There’s not enough beer to make that look good.
May 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm
….And there’s just no fixing the messed up html, is there?
May 19, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Yeah, pretty much.
May 19, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I feel the artist is conveying her disappointment in Marilyn’s untimely death by purposely changing facial proportions in an attempt to draw the viewer into Ms. Monroe’s world, where drugs and powerful men who took advantage of her began warping her perception of her own self-worth and ultimately lead her into a downward spiral of, not only self-loathing, but a lonliness so deep death seemed almost welcoming,
May 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm
At least she sends it with great care and attention. Wish she’s created it with some of that.
May 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I think she’s trying to illustrate a private theory that poor Marilyn died of a stroke..?
May 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Satchmarilyn
May 19, 2012 at 6:04 pm
This.
May 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm
This scares me… mostly just because it’s blinking
May 19, 2012 at 6:53 pm
But the blinking is what makes it whimsicle…
May 19, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Wait…So this isn’t a portrait of Mary Jo Buttafuoco?
May 19, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I wish April or Bronc fixes the italics soon. I’m getting queasy from leaning over so far.
May 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm
My God! It’s a conspiracy! Who knew this site leans to the right?
May 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Tinfoil hats for EVERYONE.
May 19, 2012 at 8:57 pm
May 20, 2012 at 2:16 pm
You’ve posted this photo a couple of times and it never gets old. The expressions on both are priceless!
May 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Fox News will be pleased. Excellent. /Monty Burns
May 19, 2012 at 8:51 pm
May 19, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Marilyn Monroe: The Stroke-Addled Years.
May 19, 2012 at 7:33 pm
I have an East Coast cousin that looked like this at Thanksgiving. She WAS recovering from oral surgery and full of Vicodin at the time.
May 20, 2012 at 12:19 am
At least she had an excuse…There is no excuse for this crapola.
May 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm
How about we make every post below this one italic AND BOLD?!
May 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm
HELLO HAPPY, IF YOU DIDN’T CLOSE THE BOLD, I’M GOING TO STUMBLE OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU WITH A PILLOW. AND THEN FALL DOWN.
May 19, 2012 at 8:18 pm
OK, you closed the bold…don’t play tricks like that!!!
May 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Actually, I didn’t close the bold haha. But it’s not working, boo!
May 19, 2012 at 8:34 pm
You’re going to get a bumptious spanking for that!
May 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm
May 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm
we all see this is a complete piece of trash so why then does this shop owner have over 600 sales under his belt??? I don’t get it I am going to let my kids draw pics for my shop maybe then I will get a few sales cause it’s obvious normal art is over rated…..:0
May 20, 2012 at 12:15 am
It makes me ashamed to be an artist when people like this parade around selling bullshit, calling it art, and calling themselves artists…Time for “artist” genocide; who’s with me? Oh, and the hipsters go first.
May 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm
I think it’s just the dude in drag, no Marilyn whatsoever. And why does he/she have red eyes? Definitely ups the creep factor. Buy it to mount on your kid’s wall to scare the shit out of them when they get up at night to go pee.
May 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm
“I will send them with great care and attention in cardboard tube.” And that’s exactly where they should stay.
May 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm
You can only appreciate the artistry in this work once you laminate your testicles.
May 20, 2012 at 12:10 am
That made me die a little inside…to sell such utter bullshit…
May 20, 2012 at 5:34 am
OH GOD! What if I don’t HAVE testicles?! Can I laminate my vulva instead?! What if it doesn’t work?! This is clearly a CONSPIRACY! They are hacking my brain! THAT’S why I don’t appreciate this work!
May 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Well, in that case you have to laminate your ovaries. If you can’t pull them out of your skin it means that they have hacked into your small intestine and are GPS tracking you every time you take a dump.
May 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Oh… PLEASE let us insult his “work”!
May 20, 2012 at 12:07 am
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May 20, 2012 at 3:08 am
You’re all being a little unfair here. Did any of you actually meet Marilyn? I doubt it. How do you know she didn’t have a face like melted cheese? Or a dress and jewellery made almost entirely of newspaper? Or for that matter, no discernible index finger on her right hand?
Ease up now.
May 20, 2012 at 4:00 am
Oi. Looking kinda rough Marilyn.
May 20, 2012 at 4:17 am
I blame the Epson printer.
May 21, 2012 at 5:02 am
She has a decidedly manly looking chest.