This post first appeared on Regretsy on May 26, 2011.
Don’t insult Lisa Simpson. She is adorable.
She is, however, apparently a sloppy drunk.
They’re both yellow and female. Close enough.
I don’t think she really needed to make all 100 of those prints.
If only they had’ve taken as much great care and attention in actually producing the product as they claim to use to send them to you.
She should have stopped before she began.
You fat jealous losers, Juri is a boy, so I shall, neve,r return, to this, sight.
Darn format smilie. I actually meant. : D
That’s totally how I look in the throes of orgasm.
Yeah, my spray tan kinda glows when I cream. ;3
Snooki…? Is that you…?
You can’t have my baby! Snooki Jr. will rule the shore! *runs*
She not very good at drawing, but she sucks even more at TRACING by hand. Slow down, sister.
Or did she mean to say “drawn by foot”?
Her left foot.
she looks like Sloth’s girlfriend. SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
She will send them with “great care and attention”. What happened to creating the likeness with “great care and attention”?
Oh, GOD. It’s a “HERPADERP” face.
Well played, sir or ma’m.
Looks like her left arm is scratching some boobage there.
Some like it too hot. “I’m melllting! MELLLLTINNNGGGGGG…!!!”
Very few living beings remember Jabba’s early drag career in the slums of Alderaan.
So the Photoshop brush tool is what passes for hand rendered these days?
OMG, don’t even get me started on the Photoshop “artists”! As a true photographer what people do with the tools in Photoshop makes me literally sick to my stomach…and the rage at wanting to scream at them, ugh. Just no. I have to stop before I have the urge to kill.
Damn you, Bumptious Governess! You forgot to close your italic tag
THIS is why we can’t have nice things here!
Sorry sorry sorry I thought I had but it came out backwards! What if I do this:
No, it didn’t work. This has happened before and the evildoer person who started it all can’t fix it.
*hangs head in shame* And I was already having such a bad day to start with..
Oh, never mind, BG. It happens.
*gives big squishy hug to BG*
There’s not enough beer to make that look good.
….And there’s just no fixing the messed up html, is there?
Yeah, pretty much.
I feel the artist is conveying her disappointment in Marilyn’s untimely death by purposely changing facial proportions in an attempt to draw the viewer into Ms. Monroe’s world, where drugs and powerful men who took advantage of her began warping her perception of her own self-worth and ultimately lead her into a downward spiral of, not only self-loathing, but a lonliness so deep death seemed almost welcoming,
At least she sends it with great care and attention. Wish she’s created it with some of that.
I think she’s trying to illustrate a private theory that poor Marilyn died of a stroke..?
This scares me… mostly just because it’s blinking
But the blinking is what makes it whimsicle…
Wait…So this isn’t a portrait of Mary Jo Buttafuoco?
I wish April or Bronc fixes the italics soon. I’m getting queasy from leaning over so far.
My God! It’s a conspiracy! Who knew this site leans to the right?
Tinfoil hats for EVERYONE.
You’ve posted this photo a couple of times and it never gets old. The expressions on both are priceless!
Fox News will be pleased. Excellent. /Monty Burns
Marilyn Monroe: The Stroke-Addled Years.
I have an East Coast cousin that looked like this at Thanksgiving. She WAS recovering from oral surgery and full of Vicodin at the time.
At least she had an excuse…There is no excuse for this crapola.
How about we make every post below this one italic AND BOLD?!
HELLO HAPPY, IF YOU DIDN’T CLOSE THE BOLD, I’M GOING TO STUMBLE OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU WITH A PILLOW. AND THEN FALL DOWN.
OK, you closed the bold…don’t play tricks like that!!!
Actually, I didn’t close the bold haha. But it’s not working, boo!
You’re going to get a bumptious spanking for that!
we all see this is a complete piece of trash so why then does this shop owner have over 600 sales under his belt??? I don’t get it I am going to let my kids draw pics for my shop maybe then I will get a few sales cause it’s obvious normal art is over rated…..:0
It makes me ashamed to be an artist when people like this parade around selling bullshit, calling it art, and calling themselves artists…Time for “artist” genocide; who’s with me? Oh, and the hipsters go first.
I think it’s just the dude in drag, no Marilyn whatsoever. And why does he/she have red eyes? Definitely ups the creep factor. Buy it to mount on your kid’s wall to scare the shit out of them when they get up at night to go pee.
“I will send them with great care and attention in cardboard tube.” And that’s exactly where they should stay.
You can only appreciate the artistry in this work once you laminate your testicles.
That made me die a little inside…to sell such utter bullshit…
OH GOD! What if I don’t HAVE testicles?! Can I laminate my vulva instead?! What if it doesn’t work?! This is clearly a CONSPIRACY! They are hacking my brain! THAT’S why I don’t appreciate this work!
Well, in that case you have to laminate your ovaries. If you can’t pull them out of your skin it means that they have hacked into your small intestine and are GPS tracking you every time you take a dump.
Oh… PLEASE let us insult his “work”!
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I vote we kill Juri Romanov for failing at life…
You’re all being a little unfair here. Did any of you actually meet Marilyn? I doubt it. How do you know she didn’t have a face like melted cheese? Or a dress and jewellery made almost entirely of newspaper? Or for that matter, no discernible index finger on her right hand?
Ease up now.
Oi. Looking kinda rough Marilyn.
I blame the Epson printer.
She has a decidedly manly looking chest.
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