- Submitted by Dragon8lady
I’m putting this right next to my Thomas Kinkade.
They’re not finna. They actually ARE.
Lol. Too funny! This is also in there shop http://www.etsy.com/listing/94435634/glow-in-the-dark-ding-a-ling-splurting
Why God why?
Lol I put “there” my iphones an a-hole.
Worst MAD Fold-In ever.
Oddly, I am reminded of Space Invaders.
Funny, Easter and chocolate come to mind…
Now I’ll never unsee that Easter bunny face squirting poop.
I always saw it as a pooping penis.
Yeah, I noticed that, too…
There is a sort of MAD-goes-to-hell vibe about this…
THANK YOU! I couldn’t think of what that reminded me of. I wonder if you folded-in the description it would say “Don’t buy this, what is wrong with you?”
I suggest ABOVE the Thomas Kinkade.
best to keep the shitty pictures with the shitty pictures, after all.
They’re having a Kinkade retrospective this year…at Olive Garden.
Has anyone done a tragicrafting project for Kinkade yet on Etsy? I’m dreading the inevitable Donna Summer onslaught (sob).
I want to see it in VIEW IT IN A ROOM mode.
My thoughts exactly.
I can’t work out if that’s supposed to be the point;
A literal load of shit.
However my admiration for using your own lack of artistic talent as the basis for a piece is tempered somewhat by the inability to watermark, and having to inform your audience that the “all rights reserved, THIS IS MINE” isn’t actually part of the painting.
Why would anyone WANT to use this?? I think you’re safe without the watermark/all rights reserved.
and, why does poop ever look like that in real life?
Apparently when it’s all you can eat bad clams in the ‘hood.
And poop can look like it came out of a playdoh soft serve ice cream set if your puppy eats a whole taco dip.
Well you’ve obviously never pooped out a window before…it’s the only time it looks like that! Go give it a try!
*Make that “when does poop ever look like that in real life?” I already had to deal with kids peeing on a playground today..I should start drinking!
I could swear I just read that wrong… “I already had to deal with kids peeing on a playground today. I should start drinking!” The pee? Bad placement of a bad choice of words.
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Holy shit I haven’t laughed in a few days, been so fucking depressed.. this is fucking awesome.. do they really have to have dreadlocks and be shitting at the same time? Then the chick without dreadlocks is getting shit on??… hahahahahaaaa.. ahhh poop shit humor… I love it.. Thank you Helen… You are my hero….
Why in the Holy Fuck?!? Some artists are good at painting landscapes, some at painting portraits. Others are best at painting abstract concepts. This person? Good at painting people shitting everywhere. Mayhaps a talent I’d keep under wraps.
I really enjoy the buildings. the shit, not so much.
I used to enjoy seeing some fine black men’s asses, but now, not so much.
I was going to say: I actually like the artist’s painting style . . . it’s the subject matter that spoiled it.
I know, right? Hell, if it had been a bunch of people mooning a bus (or mooning OUT of a bus) or something…Someone REALLY needs to tell this artist to cut the crap.
I was thinking the same thing. Fabulous technique. Shitty subject matter.
He’s a regular PicASSo.
POOP! There it is!
You two need to cut this shit out right now.
These jokes are assinine.
Come on now, they’re only doing their doody.
Or is it their doo diligence?
I smell what you did there.
He must have been done during his poo period.
Even the seagull has the shits.
And I’m finding the jar of tootsie rolls on my desk incredibly repulsive now…
haha! I didn’t even notice that!
And he (the seagull) looks like he’s shitting right near Kid n’ Play…
I don’t know which one is Kid and which is Play, but I know that one of them got the very short end of the stick, and the other got the whole damn tree.
That’s a river of shit I don’t want to be caught in.
Shittiest picture ever…
No, it’s just that something is missing…
Sliders…the only thing more effective than Milk of Magnesia
No and NO. Potty training: you’re doin’ it wrong.
Don’t you hate it when it’s “Poop off the roof day” and you forgot to mark it on your calendar? And you thought having lopsided boobs was the worst thing that could happen to you.
I was just thinking that myself. Why are that chick’s funbags SO uneven?
Speaking as someone who has lopsided boobs…getting shit on is totally worse.
I don’t have boobs, and I’ve never been shit on, but I can imagine you’re right. Lopsided conical boobs, and black men shitting on me…sounds like a REALLY terrible night at a very seedy gay bar.
Oh why oh why, did I read that as lopsided “poops” and begin to relate?
In my town, Chuck Barry was the Grand Marshall at our “Poop Off The Roof Day” parade.
He was sooooooo happy!
I’ll tell you what i’ll let you leave the “watermark” if you remove the shit.
and what is wrong with the boobies of the lady getting pooed on???
I’m going to bet that’s a sentence you didn’t anticipate using today.
Not twice, no.
I love you Mugsy
It’s the perfectly-formed little SoftServe stacks that really do it for me.
They’re like bee hives.
I have an icon like that on my phone. It also has googly eyes and is smiling.
That symbol is for when I call.
they look like little honey beehive shits..
THey must have all tried Olestra.
*shudder* Oh man, I remember back in the day… my parents are always the first to try any weirdo chemical that might allow them to continue to eat junk food instead of real produce, and so of course we got the Olestra chips when everyone was making a big deal out of them. I have never seen a food additive fad die faster than people could run to the bathroom.
“May cause anal leakage” is not a warning you want to see on food product.
That was poorly phrased. You don’t want to buy anything that is required to put that on the label. procudts containing Olestra were.
Surprisingly enough, I had NO problems with Olestra. It was crazy. Of course, that Alli stuff, I had the prescription form at one point, and even THAT didn’t effect my shitting habits. Apparently, I have innards of steel.
you should make that a t-shirt. “I have innards of steel.”
This is cleaner than bathtub girl. That is all.
Granted, but nobody is trying to SELL a painting of bathtub girl. At least, I sincerely HOPE nobody is trying to sell a painting or print of her!
Unfortunately, someone HAS tried to sell a painting of tubgirl.
I’d like to view it in a room. The dining room perhaps?
The back door?
In the rear view mirror.
I wanna see it in a stadium… the Asstrodome, perhaps.
The colonoscopy prep room.
Copyright issues kept the real title from being used; “Everybody Poops”.
Stuck in my head now. Please, somebody rickroll me.
So hold on…
That certainly gives the video a different perspective.
“How’m I going to do this.”
“Nobody can see me.”
“They’re all stuck.”
“Here we go again.”
“Vamos a perder toda nuestra dignidad”
At the same time.
It’s a collective.
That is an actual Japanese children’s book, f’ your I.
I just worked 13 hours so I don’t have the energy to flounce, but let the record state that there *is* a Japanese children’s book called, in Japanese, Minna Unchi (みんなうんち) which has been translated as ‘Everybody Poops’. If that is common knowledge then I apologize.
It’s a book in English too, possibly its translation. The book is reasonably common knowledge. I presume the poster knew that.
Also, “f’ your I” looks a bit like you were trying to say “go fuck yourself” to me. That may explain the down-votes. It’s just “FYI”, FYI.
(Also also, and equally irrelevant, FYE is the name of an electronics store. Just f** you’ in’.)
That’s an expression a good friend of mine uses, presumably in reference to skull fucking. He says it in a jocular manner and that’s the way it was intended. Are you sure FYI wasn’t just that show within a show on Murphy Brown?
I think I will buy this for my pet pigeon. He seems to think only *he* can poop off buildings.
The black man with large lengthy member, is shaking the hand of the little old white guy with colon issues. And this means??
Secretly, this is a scat film?
I like how each stool is individually drawn. She doesn’t just copy and paste her shit. No, this is all one-of-a-kind shit.
I’m also impressed by the muscle power of the penis-shaped body on the lower left. To achieve such height and distance is quite an achievement. Not everyone can get behind that shit and woe to the person who’s in front of it.
To me, the thing on the lower left looks like an elbow with an ass. And assbow, if you will.
I’m concerned about the dude jumping out of the window on the far left side of the “painting.”
He had a shitty life.
They really need to make this print into wrapping paper, or maybe have it framed at a digestive health clinic, for some oral support lol.. I can’t stop looking at it.. like the two dudes shitting together while pantless, then the dimpled lone shitting ass.. holy shit its so much shitting.. and perfect little brown oblong shits, perfect shits.. nobody shits like that, so much and all at the same time… do not google image poop..
Currently trying to figure out how this is “Oral Support”. The process is porviding me with some weird imagary.
This won’t help, but it was the first thing that came to mind: http://boingboing.net/2012/05/15/zookeeper-reportedly-licks-bab.html
What have they been eating?!? And who made the perfectly conical poops on the window sills?
Hang it next to the Kinkade, and adjacent to a shelf of Nicholas Sparks novels and you could have your very own “Treasury” at home, complete with mass produced schlock!
Extra points for the Sparks reference.
::shakes fist:: Sold! Blast! …I suspect this artist has a brand new fan base.
Oh don’t put this near a fan, for the love of God!
Put it near a painting of fan; see what happens.
I want to know who bought it, and where they’re going to hang it.
As long as they didn’t get it as a gift for me or anyone I might ever visit. Ever.
My guess would be a guest bathroom. But that may be because I hate having guests over.
This would solve that problem.
I want to know how all those people were supposed to synchronize their “resales” Is this some ad for prunes or Metamucil?
Maybe one of these tacky Italian restaurant chains (Buca di Beppo, anyone?) where they have shitty pictures in the bathrooms? The one by me has boys pissing on things – lots and lots of framed pics of boys pissing….
Oh, it’s clear all right!
I think I’m more put off by the term “booty-hole”.
I have no idea what “I finna pooping out my booty hole” even means.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
yep…that copyright is REALLY distracting.
Thank God it’s being printed on Canson! I was worried people might talk if that saw this in my house printed on anything else!
I’m not sure whether this is an actual a giclee print. Is it printed on quality paper on a large format printer or did she print it on a home printer?
seriously though, all of this guys “art” is really really horrible.
I dunno, I like this one:
Strange, but no poo.
I liked that one too. I actually thought he was a pretty damn good artist, myself. His subject matter…. well, it got him on Regretsy!
I agree. He’s a good artist. The subject matter is, well, subjective.
Also..point of interest. His name is Gay Lord Ball Sack.
Gaylord Balzack III!
I like his art! I don’t think I want to put any on my wall, but I think he’s doing a good job.
I’m… No, I… What…
I kinda like it, in a sick & twisted way that’s uniquely mine. It’s so wrong it’s almost right.
Y’know, I’m often saying stuff like, “Shit or get off the pot!” when someone/something can’t make up their minds.
These folks did both.
Yeah, there’s a weird sort of charm to it.
Oh, god, this is what Regretsy has done to me. I’m actually admiring a painting featuring people shitting in unison.
Holy crap!! It sold! Who bought this shitty giclee??
Only $12? I’m surprised it took so long. Perhaps some wallet constipation was happening.
I was gonna say, if I had $12, I’d have bought it. I’m weird like that. Plus, I fantasize about having artwork in my home that will be offensive to my mother in law.
Well SHIT, someone’s bought it. I’m actually a little sad.
Me too. Now lost forever opportunity to be on front page of Etsy for this deep and moving art.
“Moving”. Heh. I saw what you did, there.
This is one of my posts where my mouse hovers over the ‘Pin it’ button. I think of all the fragile minds I could scar forever, by smearing a bit of Etsy next to their creamy laces and perfectly plated tarts.
DO DO IT
If you could somehow position it above the perfectly plated tarts, then win you would.
Its a painting about how the “twilight” novels were written..
Did anyone notice the white man and black man talking on the roof? The white guy’s got a tiny pecker, and the black man’s pecker reaches his knees.
But the white dude’s taking the bigger shit. So he’s winning
How is being full of shit winning?
Well technically he’s not full of shit…..not anymore that is.
I half hoping Jamie Lee Curtis will appear in the corner with a container of Activia
That’s the new title. “The Morning after Activia”
Well if I had to choose, honest I’d rather have this shit on my wall than a Kinkade.
Still a better painter than Kinkade.
Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, why?
This painting is what might happen if Cheri Samba ever runs out of actual topics to paint about.
But I do love those windowsill beehives…
IT IS MINE! MUAHAHA I love it lol.
Damn, seriously? Because by the time I’d scrolled this far down, I was actually thinking about it. It has a kind of fucked up Highlights for adults quality to it.
Lol, yup- sadly, i don’t get to keep it; it’s gonna be an anniversary present for my sister and her hub. ^_^ This is the crowning jewel for a lifetime full of poo themed presents hahaha ^_^
Oh my, this couldn’t be more appropriate then! You’ve GOT to get pictures of the presentation and their reactions when they unwrap it.
oh yeah, there will be pictures to follow- i’m even gonna get this shit matted and framed
Wow first I felt very awesome inside that I submitted this to Regretsy and it got on the page..Then I learned that I have somehow in doing so helped this thing get sold (which it is now) while my stuff still lingers in my shop…hmm..I am feeling quite conflicted on how to feel right now. I think I need to drink
Cotton Candy Clown Cocktail:
1 can chilled Big Blue soda
1-3 shots Cotton Candy Vodka
Suggested listening: Insane Clown Posse’s “F*ck the World”
I find this discriminatory. Why aren’t there other races represented? If we all strain, do we not all shit?
I’m sorry, I didn’t even notice the races. I was sidetracked by all the shiny, perfectly-piped piles of feces.
They are all wearing jeans…
This reminds me of that famous artist who puts people crapping out windows and such in all of his paintings.
“detracts from the picture” , eh, what? Is that possible?
Wait, are we actually supposed to poop that much in one sitting? Is this another thing I’ve been screwing up my entire life?
Yes, you’re shitting ALL WRONG! And no, I wasn’t peeping in your bathroom window last night.
*saunters off whistling innocently*
I wanted to buy this but it’s sold out!
He’s added more – there are three more prints up at the moment. Regretsy encourages another shitty artist…
I’m probably looking at this too closely (what the hell am I saying, there’s no probably about it), but is there shit actually bouncing off the head of the woman with the lopsided boobs? What kind of shit actually bounces?
I’m not sure and I don’t believe that I ever want to find out. Cause bouncy shit is literally the shit of nightmares.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Shit(TM)
Ping pong poo?
I’m glad he’s reserving the rights.
You say, “All Rights Reserved”?
Dude,,,,,,,,,,You can keep those rights…….I ain’t gonna touch’em!
I’m thinking those residents might want to check their water quality report. Or maybe they all started trying Activia.
What the hell did I do to deserve this?!?
You were brave enough to visit Regretsy. That’s all you need to do.
I didnt know that Kid, from Kid and Play was into public pooping?
I also notice that if you are into public pooping. You must wear identicle blue pants.
The white guy is the only one not wearing matching blue pants. It’s a black thing, isn’t it?
The artist must live in a shitty neighborhood!
I CANNOT! add too many +’s to this photo!!!!!
I love “View it in a Room!”
why are the projects always such shitty neighborhoods?
What? You mean to say this isn’t a Kinkade?
I could’ve sworn it was one of his. Two weeks of art school down the drain.
I see what I did there.
“I think we need to find me a new social secretary. When I said that I wanted something something special to commemorate my 60th year on the throne, this isn’t what I had in mine.”
i’m pretty sure that’s not acid-free.
What a magnificent commentary on community! Everyone is gathered, high above those who will not, can not, shall not understand, as they shit out the crap of the day. Look at them! They’re smiling, talking, listening to each other, letting all their … problems…drop away.
And the one who shall not join them? Well, fuck her.
In the booty-hole, I presume?
What’s with the title? I’m still trying to figure out where else one is supposed to poop, should one be finna poop, other than out one’s booty hole. Jeez. That’s just sloppy.
Finally! A little color in that office!
And I’ve been waiting for someone to quote Freddy Rumsen, “I feel like I’m getting sucked into that thing.”
The most disturbing part is the one on the far left that looks like a giant penis-ass hybrid ::shudder::
I thought it was a hybrid boob/ass combo.
…ok…here we go…the actual shit in the “art” has a certain “giclee” quality…meaning it doesn’t stink…what we have here is a fantasy of feel good shitting…everyone is shitting away…conducting business…talking and shitting with their friends…shitting perfectly round, conical piles of shit…having a wonderful shitting life here in the great us empire…
“No one ever had the courage to tell Big Mama the truth about her chili…”
Even the bird flying by is joining in
What, no coloring books to read while they strain away?
“[I]f anything is unclear i’m happy to answer your questions.”
Okay, I have to ask the obvious question: WHY?
Worst. Videogame. Ever.
“if there is anything unclear, I am happy to answer your questions”. Well–what in the world?! Who the hell would want this?! That is a lot of poo, what are these people eating?! Gives meaning to Love in the Time of Cholera
*new meaning lol
Okay, I’m really shitty now that after reading all these comments because no one has asked what I’m thinking. Where can I get a copy of this piece?! Seriously people, I had to click ‘lost password’ and get my log in details resent to me to write this.
I searched for it and ended up at poopreport.com!
Some people just want to watch the world poop.
You can contact the seller at etsy. Seems to be the logical thing to do.
I tried looking for the seller but couldn’t find them.
Click on the image in the Regretsy post and it takes you to the actual item on Etsy.
Paintings of people pooping out of windows is old news. It’s downright medieval.
What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously?
They have to shit, that’s what. Communally. Off the roof.
In honor of Petja, may I say: “Cunt, what the shit?!?!”
You may. And you will have uttered the best possible response to this.
Your combination of screen name and avatar gave me a dainty lady boner.
Thank you. Your comment gave me my own dainty lady boner!
Oh… Oh. My. God.
Now I can only picture the series of extreme close-ups of the painting and Cameron’s eyes.
I hate you for that, but I love you more for this piece of genius.
I’m always glad to perpetuate fuckery!
Worst Ticker Tape Parade Ever.
Donald Trump must be in town.
I know what’s wrong with those poor people depicted! They’re all taking “Ali”!
(Actual Ali user’s cautionary reviews):
“(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” writes one user.
It can strike any time — even in the early hours of the morning. One user writes: “(Y)a know how when you start moving around in the morning ya pass a little gas. Well, I did and then went into the bathroom and to my horror I had an orange river of grease running down my leg.”
Fellow cheaters advise each other on the best clean-up methods, and some even suggest using panty liners or Depends. One frugal user noted, “I’m thinking that infant diapers might be a cheaper way to go, just use them as a large pad.”
Oh, right…and ponies. Almost forgot.
I’m always the last to know about new trends. Parkour, planking, I never knew about them until they were on the news. And just what is this one called?
This is “pigeoning”.
Oh no. That’s all wrong. It’s fitna, not finna.
The Sistine Crappel
You mean the Cistern Crapple.
I’ve posted it before, but this just fits too well here:
It needs to be viewed in more rooms
So… What is it you do do?
Is it weird that the most hypnotically weird thing in this picture for me is that lady’s seriously uneven bewbies.
(.)( . )
Heh. I’m having trouble getting past the way they can all poop by hanging their butts so casually over the edge. Me, I’d fall over if I was far enough out to not end up sitting in poop.
And me with my horribly short legs! I’d be dead AND covered in poo!
Toilets: The better shitter sitter.
Ok, this comment was supposed to go under Misery Fox’s post about “chain-turds”.
Was anyone else reminded of Space Invaders? Just me? ok.
Congratulations Regretsy, you finally made a post that broke my brain.
I’m going to turn of the computer now and try to forget the image of these constant streams of turds (chain turds?).
I just keep coming back to this and wondering why it was created. The artist obviously put a great deal of effort into this. I mean, it goes way beyond the whole quick marker sketch on the spiral notebook. Is he trying to say something? What is it?
Oh, for crying out loud! I’m obsessing over shit again!
Ooooh!! We’re in luck, it’s been relisted
The wonders of giclee (ink jet) prints!
I just have to write this: i am having a super-shitty day week month however long this is gonna last, and the comments in this thread have done more for my spirits today than drugs and therapy.
I love you FJLs.
Here in Texas we say “fixin” to poop – just wanted to get that straight.
I particularly like the very muscular yet dimpled buttocks excreting in the lower left corner. Although they look kinda like Joe Camel…
From the artist’s profile:
[five long paragraphs about linocuts, block printing, and some other stuff that made my eyes glaze over]
I find myself mesmerized when I look at the linocuts that I have for sale here. If you could see them in person you might find yourself charmed as well. The graphic colors and bold lines are beautiful, when you rub your fingers over the surface of the image and you feel the texture of the paint you would understand that you are holding in your hands real art.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO JUST NO
Is it really sad that the fact they can’t figure out watermarking and resizing images to fit the paper really, really bugs me. “Lot’s of white space”, dude measurements!
Seriously, I would hang this in my bathroom, maybe some guests might ask about it.
Also, are those guys in the background shaking hands? Are they really greeting each other as logs of nasty fall out of their naked backsides?!
Great detail…..I think I see corn kernels…..
Great white elephant gift!
When nature calls, you gotta answer. I think these were a bunch of constipated roofers who all laxative-upped together and then suddenly had to shit like no one’s business. When you’ve been constipated, you will do anything to evacuate your bowels, so that’s what these roofer folks did as soon as the copious amounts of laxatives kicked in. That’s my interpretation of the art. Brings a tear to my eye, really. An inspiration to constipation sufferers everywhere. :’(
I can’t believe nobody has found the masturbating guy in the picture yet. He’s shaking hands with the kid and play haircut guy.
Sweetie, I was trying not to pay that close of attention to the details in order to avoid further psychological scarring but thanks you for pointing out that lovely little detail. There isn’t enough eye bleach in the universe to make that go away. On a side note, WTH is going on with the person who created this? Is this after effects of an ex lax brownie fantasy they have in their head?
I showed this one to my husband and he loved it just as much as I did, so I bought one. Disappointed. I apparantly read the description wrong because it’s much smaller than I expected. The final printed image is 10 1/2 cm x 13 1/2 cm(< 4" x 5 1/2") It was labeled as a giclee print, after looking it up, I was hoping that meant something along the lines of a high quality fine art print. Instead what I got was what looks like a home ink jet print on a stationary type parchment, an inch+ of white edge, and at the bottom (at least in the white bit) what looks like a grab mark from the printer. $3 shipping equated to a 6×9 envelope with a regular stamp. I was going to try to send it back and then decided I still like it enough to deal with it.
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