THANK YOU! I couldn’t think of what that reminded me of. I wonder if you folded-in the description it would say “Don’t buy this, what is wrong with you?”
I can’t work out if that’s supposed to be the point;
A literal load of shit.
However my admiration for using your own lack of artistic talent as the basis for a piece is tempered somewhat by the inability to watermark, and having to inform your audience that the “all rights reserved, THIS IS MINE” isn’t actually part of the painting.
I could swear I just read that wrong… “I already had to deal with kids peeing on a playground today. I should start drinking!” The pee? Bad placement of a bad choice of words.
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahah….
Holy shit I haven’t laughed in a few days, been so fucking depressed.. this is fucking awesome.. do they really have to have dreadlocks and be shitting at the same time? Then the chick without dreadlocks is getting shit on??… hahahahahaaaa.. ahhh poop shit humor… I love it.. Thank you Helen… You are my hero….
Why in the Holy Fuck?!? Some artists are good at painting landscapes, some at painting portraits. Others are best at painting abstract concepts. This person? Good at painting people shitting everywhere. Mayhaps a talent I’d keep under wraps.
I know, right? Hell, if it had been a bunch of people mooning a bus (or mooning OUT of a bus) or something…Someone REALLY needs to tell this artist to cut the crap.
I don’t know which one is Kid and which is Play, but I know that one of them got the very short end of the stick, and the other got the whole damn tree.
Don’t you hate it when it’s “Poop off the roof day” and you forgot to mark it on your calendar? And you thought having lopsided boobs was the worst thing that could happen to you.
I don’t have boobs, and I’ve never been shit on, but I can imagine you’re right. Lopsided conical boobs, and black men shitting on me…sounds like a REALLY terrible night at a very seedy gay bar.
*shudder* Oh man, I remember back in the day… my parents are always the first to try any weirdo chemical that might allow them to continue to eat junk food instead of real produce, and so of course we got the Olestra chips when everyone was making a big deal out of them. I have never seen a food additive fad die faster than people could run to the bathroom.
Surprisingly enough, I had NO problems with Olestra. It was crazy. Of course, that Alli stuff, I had the prescription form at one point, and even THAT didn’t effect my shitting habits. Apparently, I have innards of steel.
I just worked 13 hours so I don’t have the energy to flounce, but let the record state that there *is* a Japanese children’s book called, in Japanese, Minna Unchi (みんなうんち) which has been translated as ‘Everybody Poops’. If that is common knowledge then I apologize.
That’s an expression a good friend of mine uses, presumably in reference to skull fucking. He says it in a jocular manner and that’s the way it was intended. Are you sure FYI wasn’t just that show within a show on Murphy Brown?
I like how each stool is individually drawn. She doesn’t just copy and paste her shit. No, this is all one-of-a-kind shit.
I’m also impressed by the muscle power of the penis-shaped body on the lower left. To achieve such height and distance is quite an achievement. Not everyone can get behind that shit and woe to the person who’s in front of it.
They really need to make this print into wrapping paper, or maybe have it framed at a digestive health clinic, for some oral support lol.. I can’t stop looking at it.. like the two dudes shitting together while pantless, then the dimpled lone shitting ass.. holy shit its so much shitting.. and perfect little brown oblong shits, perfect shits.. nobody shits like that, so much and all at the same time… do not google image poop..
Hang it next to the Kinkade, and adjacent to a shelf of Nicholas Sparks novels and you could have your very own “Treasury” at home, complete with mass produced schlock!
Maybe one of these tacky Italian restaurant chains (Buca di Beppo, anyone?) where they have shitty pictures in the bathrooms? The one by me has boys pissing on things – lots and lots of framed pics of boys pissing….
I was gonna say, if I had $12, I’d have bought it. I’m weird like that. Plus, I fantasize about having artwork in my home that will be offensive to my mother in law.
This is one of my posts where my mouse hovers over the ‘Pin it’ button. I think of all the fragile minds I could scar forever, by smearing a bit of Etsy next to their creamy laces and perfectly plated tarts.
Damn, seriously? Because by the time I’d scrolled this far down, I was actually thinking about it. It has a kind of fucked up Highlights for adults quality to it.
Lol, yup- sadly, i don’t get to keep it; it’s gonna be an anniversary present for my sister and her hub. ^_^ This is the crowning jewel for a lifetime full of poo themed presents hahaha ^_^
Wow first I felt very awesome inside that I submitted this to Regretsy and it got on the page..Then I learned that I have somehow in doing so helped this thing get sold (which it is now) while my stuff still lingers in my shop…hmm..I am feeling quite conflicted on how to feel right now. I think I need to drink
I’m probably looking at this too closely (what the hell am I saying, there’s no probably about it), but is there shit actually bouncing off the head of the woman with the lopsided boobs? What kind of shit actually bounces?
I didnt know that Kid, from Kid and Play was into public pooping?
I also notice that if you are into public pooping. You must wear identicle blue pants.
“I think we need to find me a new social secretary. When I said that I wanted something something special to commemorate my 60th year on the throne, this isn’t what I had in mine.”
What a magnificent commentary on community! Everyone is gathered, high above those who will not, can not, shall not understand, as they shit out the crap of the day. Look at them! They’re smiling, talking, listening to each other, letting all their … problems…drop away.
And the one who shall not join them? Well, fuck her.
What’s with the title? I’m still trying to figure out where else one is supposed to poop, should one be finna poop, other than out one’s booty hole. Jeez. That’s just sloppy.
…ok…here we go…the actual shit in the “art” has a certain “giclee” quality…meaning it doesn’t stink…what we have here is a fantasy of feel good shitting…everyone is shitting away…conducting business…talking and shitting with their friends…shitting perfectly round, conical piles of shit…having a wonderful shitting life here in the great us empire…
“if there is anything unclear, I am happy to answer your questions”. Well–what in the world?! Who the hell would want this?! That is a lot of poo, what are these people eating?! Gives meaning to Love in the Time of Cholera
Okay, I’m really shitty now that after reading all these comments because no one has asked what I’m thinking. Where can I get a copy of this piece?! Seriously people, I had to click ‘lost password’ and get my log in details resent to me to write this.
I searched for it and ended up at poopreport.com!
Oh… Oh. My. God.
Now I can only picture the series of extreme close-ups of the painting and Cameron’s eyes.
I hate you for that, but I love you more for this piece of genius.
I know what’s wrong with those poor people depicted! They’re all taking “Ali”!
(Actual Ali user’s cautionary reviews):
“(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” writes one user.
It can strike any time — even in the early hours of the morning. One user writes: “(Y)a know how when you start moving around in the morning ya pass a little gas. Well, I did and then went into the bathroom and to my horror I had an orange river of grease running down my leg.”
Fellow cheaters advise each other on the best clean-up methods, and some even suggest using panty liners or Depends. One frugal user noted, “I’m thinking that infant diapers might be a cheaper way to go, just use them as a large pad.”
I’m always the last to know about new trends. Parkour, planking, I never knew about them until they were on the news. And just what is this one called?
Heh. I’m having trouble getting past the way they can all poop by hanging their butts so casually over the edge. Me, I’d fall over if I was far enough out to not end up sitting in poop.
I just keep coming back to this and wondering why it was created. The artist obviously put a great deal of effort into this. I mean, it goes way beyond the whole quick marker sketch on the spiral notebook. Is he trying to say something? What is it?
Oh, for crying out loud! I’m obsessing over shit again!
I just have to write this: i am having a super-shitty dayweekmonth however long this is gonna last, and the comments in this thread have done more for my spirits today than drugs and therapy.
[five long paragraphs about linocuts, block printing, and some other stuff that made my eyes glaze over]
I find myself mesmerized when I look at the linocuts that I have for sale here. If you could see them in person you might find yourself charmed as well. The graphic colors and bold lines are beautiful, when you rub your fingers over the surface of the image and you feel the texture of the paint you would understand that you are holding in your hands real art.
Is it really sad that the fact they can’t figure out watermarking and resizing images to fit the paper really, really bugs me. “Lot’s of white space”, dude measurements!
When nature calls, you gotta answer. I think these were a bunch of constipated roofers who all laxative-upped together and then suddenly had to shit like no one’s business. When you’ve been constipated, you will do anything to evacuate your bowels, so that’s what these roofer folks did as soon as the copious amounts of laxatives kicked in. That’s my interpretation of the art. Brings a tear to my eye, really. An inspiration to constipation sufferers everywhere. :’(
Sweetie, I was trying not to pay that close of attention to the details in order to avoid further psychological scarring but thanks you for pointing out that lovely little detail. There isn’t enough eye bleach in the universe to make that go away. On a side note, WTH is going on with the person who created this? Is this after effects of an ex lax brownie fantasy they have in their head?
I showed this one to my husband and he loved it just as much as I did, so I bought one. Disappointed. I apparantly read the description wrong because it’s much smaller than I expected. The final printed image is 10 1/2 cm x 13 1/2 cm(< 4" x 5 1/2") It was labeled as a giclee print, after looking it up, I was hoping that meant something along the lines of a high quality fine art print. Instead what I got was what looks like a home ink jet print on a stationary type parchment, an inch+ of white edge, and at the bottom (at least in the white bit) what looks like a grab mark from the printer. $3 shipping equated to a 6×9 envelope with a regular stamp. I was going to try to send it back and then decided I still like it enough to deal with it.
May 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm
They’re not finna. They actually ARE.
May 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Lol. Too funny! This is also in there shop http://www.etsy.com/listing/94435634/glow-in-the-dark-ding-a-ling-splurting
Why God why?
May 20, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Lol I put “there” my iphones an a-hole.
May 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Worst MAD Fold-In ever.
May 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Oddly, I am reminded of Space Invaders.
May 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Funny, Easter and chocolate come to mind…
May 16, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Now I’ll never unsee that Easter bunny face squirting poop.
May 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I always saw it as a pooping penis.
May 20, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Yeah, I noticed that, too…
May 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
There is a sort of MAD-goes-to-hell vibe about this…
May 17, 2012 at 7:20 am
THANK YOU! I couldn’t think of what that reminded me of. I wonder if you folded-in the description it would say “Don’t buy this, what is wrong with you?”
May 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm
I suggest ABOVE the Thomas Kinkade.
May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
best to keep the shitty pictures with the shitty pictures, after all.
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
They’re having a Kinkade retrospective this year…at Olive Garden.
May 17, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Has anyone done a tragicrafting project for Kinkade yet on Etsy? I’m dreading the inevitable Donna Summer onslaught (sob).
May 16, 2012 at 10:09 pm
I want to see it in VIEW IT IN A ROOM mode.
May 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Well, crap.
May 16, 2012 at 9:50 pm
My thoughts exactly.
May 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I can’t work out if that’s supposed to be the point;
A literal load of shit.
However my admiration for using your own lack of artistic talent as the basis for a piece is tempered somewhat by the inability to watermark, and having to inform your audience that the “all rights reserved, THIS IS MINE” isn’t actually part of the painting.
May 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Why would anyone WANT to use this?? I think you’re safe without the watermark/all rights reserved.
and, why does poop ever look like that in real life?
May 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Apparently when it’s all you can eat bad clams in the ‘hood.
And poop can look like it came out of a playdoh soft serve ice cream set if your puppy eats a whole taco dip.
May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Well you’ve obviously never pooped out a window before…it’s the only time it looks like that! Go give it a try!
May 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
*Make that “when does poop ever look like that in real life?” I already had to deal with kids peeing on a playground today..I should start drinking!
May 18, 2012 at 5:37 am
I could swear I just read that wrong… “I already had to deal with kids peeing on a playground today. I should start drinking!” The pee? Bad placement of a bad choice of words.
May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
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May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Why in the Holy Fuck?!? Some artists are good at painting landscapes, some at painting portraits. Others are best at painting abstract concepts. This person? Good at painting people shitting everywhere. Mayhaps a talent I’d keep under wraps.
May 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I really enjoy the buildings. the shit, not so much.
May 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
I used to enjoy seeing some fine black men’s asses, but now, not so much.
May 17, 2012 at 4:59 am
I was going to say: I actually like the artist’s painting style . . . it’s the subject matter that spoiled it.
May 17, 2012 at 6:21 am
I know, right? Hell, if it had been a bunch of people mooning a bus (or mooning OUT of a bus) or something…Someone REALLY needs to tell this artist to cut the crap.
May 18, 2012 at 10:53 pm
I was thinking the same thing. Fabulous technique. Shitty subject matter.
May 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm
He’s a regular PicASSo.
May 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm
POOP! There it is!
May 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm
You two need to cut this shit out right now.
May 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm
These jokes are assinine.
May 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Come on now, they’re only doing their doody.
May 17, 2012 at 9:08 am
Or is it their doo diligence?
May 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm
I smell what you did there.
May 16, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Assid rain?
May 16, 2012 at 8:54 pm
He must have been done during his poo period.
May 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Even the seagull has the shits.
And I’m finding the jar of tootsie rolls on my desk incredibly repulsive now…
May 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm
haha! I didn’t even notice that!
May 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm
And he (the seagull) looks like he’s shitting right near Kid n’ Play…
May 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I don’t know which one is Kid and which is Play, but I know that one of them got the very short end of the stick, and the other got the whole damn tree.
May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
That’s a river of shit I don’t want to be caught in.
May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Shittiest picture ever…
May 16, 2012 at 6:28 pm
No, it’s just that something is missing…
May 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Sliders…the only thing more effective than Milk of Magnesia
May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
NO.
May 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm
No and NO. Potty training: you’re doin’ it wrong.
May 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Don’t you hate it when it’s “Poop off the roof day” and you forgot to mark it on your calendar? And you thought having lopsided boobs was the worst thing that could happen to you.
May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I was just thinking that myself. Why are that chick’s funbags SO uneven?
May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Speaking as someone who has lopsided boobs…getting shit on is totally worse.
May 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I don’t have boobs, and I’ve never been shit on, but I can imagine you’re right. Lopsided conical boobs, and black men shitting on me…sounds like a REALLY terrible night at a very seedy gay bar.
May 17, 2012 at 9:00 am
Oh why oh why, did I read that as lopsided “poops” and begin to relate?
May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
In my town, Chuck Barry was the Grand Marshall at our “Poop Off The Roof Day” parade.
He was sooooooo happy!
May 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I’ll tell you what i’ll let you leave the “watermark” if you remove the shit.
May 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm
and what is wrong with the boobies of the lady getting pooed on???
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I’m going to bet that’s a sentence you didn’t anticipate using today.
May 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Not twice, no.
May 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I love you Mugsy
May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm
It’s the perfectly-formed little SoftServe stacks that really do it for me.
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
They’re like bee hives.
May 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm
I have an icon like that on my phone. It also has googly eyes and is smiling.
May 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm
May 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm
That symbol is for when I call.
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
they look like little honey beehive shits..
May 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm
THey must have all tried Olestra.
May 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm
*shudder* Oh man, I remember back in the day… my parents are always the first to try any weirdo chemical that might allow them to continue to eat junk food instead of real produce, and so of course we got the Olestra chips when everyone was making a big deal out of them. I have never seen a food additive fad die faster than people could run to the bathroom.
May 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm
“May cause anal leakage” is not a warning you want to see on food product.
May 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm
That was poorly phrased. You don’t want to buy anything that is required to put that on the label. procudts containing Olestra were.
May 17, 2012 at 5:29 am
Surprisingly enough, I had NO problems with Olestra. It was crazy. Of course, that Alli stuff, I had the prescription form at one point, and even THAT didn’t effect my shitting habits. Apparently, I have innards of steel.
May 17, 2012 at 8:24 pm
you should make that a t-shirt. “I have innards of steel.”
May 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
This is cleaner than bathtub girl. That is all.
May 17, 2012 at 6:27 am
Granted, but nobody is trying to SELL a painting of bathtub girl. At least, I sincerely HOPE nobody is trying to sell a painting or print of her!
May 18, 2012 at 10:12 am
Unfortunately, someone HAS tried to sell a painting of tubgirl.
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/29/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-4/
May 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
I’d like to view it in a room. The dining room perhaps?
May 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm
The mudroom?
May 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm
The back door?
May 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Proctologist’s office.
May 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm
In the rear view mirror.
May 17, 2012 at 9:10 am
I wanna see it in a stadium… the Asstrodome, perhaps.
May 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm
The colonoscopy prep room.
May 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Copyright issues kept the real title from being used; “Everybody Poops”.
May 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Soooooooooooooometimes, soooooooooooometimes…..
May 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Stuck in my head now. Please, somebody rickroll me.
May 16, 2012 at 10:16 pm
So hold on…
May 16, 2012 at 10:47 pm
That certainly gives the video a different perspective.
“How’m I going to do this.”
“Nobody can see me.”
“They’re all stuck.”
“Here we go again.”
“Vamos a perder toda nuestra dignidad”
“17 years…”
May 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm
At the same time.
May 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm
It’s a collective.
May 16, 2012 at 10:48 pm
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May 17, 2012 at 11:34 pm
I just worked 13 hours so I don’t have the energy to flounce, but let the record state that there *is* a Japanese children’s book called, in Japanese, Minna Unchi (みんなうんち) which has been translated as ‘Everybody Poops’. If that is common knowledge then I apologize.
May 18, 2012 at 2:54 pm
It’s a book in English too, possibly its translation. The book is reasonably common knowledge. I presume the poster knew that.
Also, “f’ your I” looks a bit like you were trying to say “go fuck yourself” to me. That may explain the down-votes. It’s just “FYI”, FYI.
(Also also, and equally irrelevant, FYE is the name of an electronics store. Just f** you’ in’.)
May 18, 2012 at 9:45 pm
That’s an expression a good friend of mine uses, presumably in reference to skull fucking. He says it in a jocular manner and that’s the way it was intended. Are you sure FYI wasn’t just that show within a show on Murphy Brown?
May 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm
I think I will buy this for my pet pigeon. He seems to think only *he* can poop off buildings.
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
The black man with large lengthy member, is shaking the hand of the little old white guy with colon issues. And this means??
May 17, 2012 at 7:52 am
Secretly, this is a scat film?
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I like how each stool is individually drawn. She doesn’t just copy and paste her shit. No, this is all one-of-a-kind shit.
I’m also impressed by the muscle power of the penis-shaped body on the lower left. To achieve such height and distance is quite an achievement. Not everyone can get behind that shit and woe to the person who’s in front of it.
May 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm
To me, the thing on the lower left looks like an elbow with an ass. And assbow, if you will.
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I’m concerned about the dude jumping out of the window on the far left side of the “painting.”
May 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm
He had a shitty life.
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHjfC780Mm4
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
They really need to make this print into wrapping paper, or maybe have it framed at a digestive health clinic, for some oral support lol.. I can’t stop looking at it.. like the two dudes shitting together while pantless, then the dimpled lone shitting ass.. holy shit its so much shitting.. and perfect little brown oblong shits, perfect shits.. nobody shits like that, so much and all at the same time… do not google image poop..
May 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Currently trying to figure out how this is “Oral Support”. The process is porviding me with some weird imagary.
May 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm
This won’t help, but it was the first thing that came to mind: http://boingboing.net/2012/05/15/zookeeper-reportedly-licks-bab.html
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
What have they been eating?!? And who made the perfectly conical poops on the window sills?
May 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Hang it next to the Kinkade, and adjacent to a shelf of Nicholas Sparks novels and you could have your very own “Treasury” at home, complete with mass produced schlock!
May 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Extra points for the Sparks reference.
May 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm
::shakes fist:: Sold! Blast! …I suspect this artist has a brand new fan base.
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Oh don’t put this near a fan, for the love of God!
May 17, 2012 at 11:29 am
Put it near a painting of fan; see what happens.
May 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm
I want to know who bought it, and where they’re going to hang it.
May 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm
As long as they didn’t get it as a gift for me or anyone I might ever visit. Ever.
May 16, 2012 at 7:19 pm
My guess would be a guest bathroom. But that may be because I hate having guests over.
May 16, 2012 at 7:49 pm
This would solve that problem.
May 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm
I want to know how all those people were supposed to synchronize their “resales” Is this some ad for prunes or Metamucil?
May 17, 2012 at 5:32 am
Maybe one of these tacky Italian restaurant chains (Buca di Beppo, anyone?) where they have shitty pictures in the bathrooms? The one by me has boys pissing on things – lots and lots of framed pics of boys pissing….
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Oh, it’s clear all right!
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I think I’m more put off by the term “booty-hole”.
May 17, 2012 at 9:31 pm
I have no idea what “I finna pooping out my booty hole” even means.
May 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
yep…that copyright is REALLY distracting.
May 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Thank God it’s being printed on Canson! I was worried people might talk if that saw this in my house printed on anything else!
May 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm
I’m not sure whether this is an actual a giclee print. Is it printed on quality paper on a large format printer or did she print it on a home printer?
May 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
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May 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I dunno, I like this one:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/93369104/snake-and-nymph-original-oil-painting-on
Strange, but no poo.
May 16, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I liked that one too. I actually thought he was a pretty damn good artist, myself. His subject matter…. well, it got him on Regretsy!
May 16, 2012 at 8:30 pm
I agree. He’s a good artist. The subject matter is, well, subjective.
May 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Also..point of interest. His name is Gay Lord Ball Sack.
May 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Gaylord Balzack III!
I like his art! I don’t think I want to put any on my wall, but I think he’s doing a good job.
May 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I’m… No, I… What…
May 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I kinda like it, in a sick & twisted way that’s uniquely mine. It’s so wrong it’s almost right.
May 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Y’know, I’m often saying stuff like, “Shit or get off the pot!” when someone/something can’t make up their minds.
These folks did both.
May 17, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Yeah, there’s a weird sort of charm to it.
Oh, god, this is what Regretsy has done to me. I’m actually admiring a painting featuring people shitting in unison.
May 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Holy crap!! It sold! Who bought this shitty giclee??
May 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Only $12? I’m surprised it took so long. Perhaps some wallet constipation was happening.
May 18, 2012 at 10:23 am
I was gonna say, if I had $12, I’d have bought it. I’m weird like that. Plus, I fantasize about having artwork in my home that will be offensive to my mother in law.
May 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Well SHIT, someone’s bought it. I’m actually a little sad.
May 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Me too. Now lost forever opportunity to be on front page of Etsy for this deep and moving art.
I cries.
May 16, 2012 at 5:53 pm
“Moving”. Heh. I saw what you did, there.
May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
This is one of my posts where my mouse hovers over the ‘Pin it’ button. I think of all the fragile minds I could scar forever, by smearing a bit of Etsy next to their creamy laces and perfectly plated tarts.
May 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm
DO DO IT
May 16, 2012 at 6:47 pm
If you could somehow position it above the perfectly plated tarts, then win you would.
May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Its a painting about how the “twilight” novels were written..
May 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Did anyone notice the white man and black man talking on the roof? The white guy’s got a tiny pecker, and the black man’s pecker reaches his knees.
May 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm
But the white dude’s taking the bigger shit. So he’s winning
May 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm
How is being full of shit winning?
Oh.
May 18, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Well technically he’s not full of shit…..not anymore that is.
May 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I half hoping Jamie Lee Curtis will appear in the corner with a container of Activia
May 17, 2012 at 5:38 am
That’s the new title. “The Morning after Activia”
May 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Well if I had to choose, honest I’d rather have this shit on my wall than a Kinkade.
May 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Still a better painter than Kinkade.
May 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus, why?
May 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
This painting is what might happen if Cheri Samba ever runs out of actual topics to paint about.
http://www.caacart.com/pigozzi-artist.php?i=Cheri-Samba-&m=46
But I do love those windowsill beehives…
May 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
IT IS MINE! MUAHAHA I love it lol.
May 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Damn, seriously? Because by the time I’d scrolled this far down, I was actually thinking about it. It has a kind of fucked up Highlights for adults quality to it.
May 17, 2012 at 5:18 am
Lol, yup- sadly, i don’t get to keep it; it’s gonna be an anniversary present for my sister and her hub. ^_^ This is the crowning jewel for a lifetime full of poo themed presents hahaha ^_^
May 17, 2012 at 6:36 am
Oh my, this couldn’t be more appropriate then! You’ve GOT to get pictures of the presentation and their reactions when they unwrap it.
May 17, 2012 at 11:49 am
oh yeah, there will be pictures to follow- i’m even gonna get this shit matted and framed
May 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Wow first I felt very awesome inside that I submitted this to Regretsy and it got on the page..Then I learned that I have somehow in doing so helped this thing get sold (which it is now) while my stuff still lingers in my shop…hmm..I am feeling quite conflicted on how to feel right now. I think I need to drink
May 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Cotton Candy Clown Cocktail:
1 can chilled Big Blue soda
1-3 shots Cotton Candy Vodka
Whipped cream
Maraschino Cherry
Suggested listening: Insane Clown Posse’s “F*ck the World”
http://grooveshark.com/s/Fuck+The+World/2JdLUc?src=5
May 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm
I find this discriminatory. Why aren’t there other races represented? If we all strain, do we not all shit?
May 16, 2012 at 9:47 pm
I’m sorry, I didn’t even notice the races. I was sidetracked by all the shiny, perfectly-piped piles of feces.
May 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm
They are all wearing jeans…
This reminds me of that famous artist who puts people crapping out windows and such in all of his paintings.
May 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm
“detracts from the picture” , eh, what? Is that possible?
May 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Wait, are we actually supposed to poop that much in one sitting? Is this another thing I’ve been screwing up my entire life?
May 16, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Yes, you’re shitting ALL WRONG! And no, I wasn’t peeping in your bathroom window last night.
*saunters off whistling innocently*
May 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm
I wanted to buy this but it’s sold out!
May 18, 2012 at 12:04 am
He’s added more – there are three more prints up at the moment. Regretsy encourages another shitty artist…
May 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I’m probably looking at this too closely (what the hell am I saying, there’s no probably about it), but is there shit actually bouncing off the head of the woman with the lopsided boobs? What kind of shit actually bounces?
May 17, 2012 at 5:41 am
I’m not sure and I don’t believe that I ever want to find out. Cause bouncy shit is literally the shit of nightmares.
May 17, 2012 at 9:11 am
Do not taunt Happy Fun Shit(TM)
May 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Ping pong poo?
May 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm
I’m glad he’s reserving the rights.
May 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm
You say, “All Rights Reserved”?
Dude,,,,,,,,,,You can keep those rights…….I ain’t gonna touch’em!
May 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I’m thinking those residents might want to check their water quality report. Or maybe they all started trying Activia.
May 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm
What the hell did I do to deserve this?!?
May 17, 2012 at 6:38 am
You were brave enough to visit Regretsy. That’s all you need to do.
May 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I didnt know that Kid, from Kid and Play was into public pooping?
I also notice that if you are into public pooping. You must wear identicle blue pants.
May 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
The white guy is the only one not wearing matching blue pants. It’s a black thing, isn’t it?
May 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
The artist must live in a shitty neighborhood!
May 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm
May 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I CANNOT! add too many +’s to this photo!!!!!
May 16, 2012 at 7:02 pm
I love “View it in a Room!”
May 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Fucking brilliant.
May 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm
why are the projects always such shitty neighborhoods?
May 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm
What? You mean to say this isn’t a Kinkade?
I could’ve sworn it was one of his. Two weeks of art school down the drain.
I see what I did there.
May 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm
May 16, 2012 at 7:54 pm
“I think we need to find me a new social secretary. When I said that I wanted something something special to commemorate my 60th year on the throne, this isn’t what I had in mine.”
May 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
i’m pretty sure that’s not acid-free.
May 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm
What a magnificent commentary on community! Everyone is gathered, high above those who will not, can not, shall not understand, as they shit out the crap of the day. Look at them! They’re smiling, talking, listening to each other, letting all their … problems…drop away.
And the one who shall not join them? Well, fuck her.
May 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm
In the booty-hole, I presume?
May 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm
What’s with the title? I’m still trying to figure out where else one is supposed to poop, should one be finna poop, other than out one’s booty hole. Jeez. That’s just sloppy.
May 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm
May 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Finally! A little color in that office!
May 16, 2012 at 10:00 pm
And I’ve been waiting for someone to quote Freddy Rumsen, “I feel like I’m getting sucked into that thing.”
May 16, 2012 at 5:42 pm
May 16, 2012 at 5:43 pm
The most disturbing part is the one on the far left that looks like a giant penis-ass hybrid ::shudder::
May 16, 2012 at 6:21 pm
I thought it was a hybrid boob/ass combo.
May 16, 2012 at 5:48 pm
…ok…here we go…the actual shit in the “art” has a certain “giclee” quality…meaning it doesn’t stink…what we have here is a fantasy of feel good shitting…everyone is shitting away…conducting business…talking and shitting with their friends…shitting perfectly round, conical piles of shit…having a wonderful shitting life here in the great us empire…
May 16, 2012 at 5:48 pm
“No one ever had the courage to tell Big Mama the truth about her chili…”
May 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Even the bird flying by is joining in
May 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm
May 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm
May 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm
What, no coloring books to read while they strain away?
May 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm
“[I]f anything is unclear i’m happy to answer your questions.”
Okay, I have to ask the obvious question: WHY?
May 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Worst. Videogame. Ever.
May 16, 2012 at 6:35 pm
“if there is anything unclear, I am happy to answer your questions”. Well–what in the world?! Who the hell would want this?! That is a lot of poo, what are these people eating?! Gives meaning to Love in the Time of Cholera
May 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm
*new meaning lol
May 16, 2012 at 7:18 pm
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May 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm
You can contact the seller at etsy. Seems to be the logical thing to do.
May 17, 2012 at 7:27 am
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May 17, 2012 at 8:29 am
Click on the image in the Regretsy post and it takes you to the actual item on Etsy.
May 16, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Paintings of people pooping out of windows is old news. It’s downright medieval.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bruegel_Proverbs.jpg
May 16, 2012 at 7:21 pm
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May 16, 2012 at 9:51 pm
They have to shit, that’s what. Communally. Off the roof.
May 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm
In honor of Petja, may I say: “Cunt, what the shit?!?!”
May 17, 2012 at 9:12 am
You may. And you will have uttered the best possible response to this.
May 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm
May 17, 2012 at 6:22 am
Your combination of screen name and avatar gave me a dainty lady boner.
May 17, 2012 at 7:13 am
Thank you. Your comment gave me my own dainty lady boner!
May 17, 2012 at 9:14 am
Oh… Oh. My. God.
Now I can only picture the series of extreme close-ups of the painting and Cameron’s eyes.
I hate you for that, but I love you more for this piece of genius.
May 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm
I’m always glad to perpetuate fuckery!
May 16, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Worst Ticker Tape Parade Ever.
May 16, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Donald Trump must be in town.
May 16, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I know what’s wrong with those poor people depicted! They’re all taking “Ali”!
(Actual Ali user’s cautionary reviews):
“(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” writes one user.
It can strike any time — even in the early hours of the morning. One user writes: “(Y)a know how when you start moving around in the morning ya pass a little gas. Well, I did and then went into the bathroom and to my horror I had an orange river of grease running down my leg.”
Fellow cheaters advise each other on the best clean-up methods, and some even suggest using panty liners or Depends. One frugal user noted, “I’m thinking that infant diapers might be a cheaper way to go, just use them as a large pad.”
May 16, 2012 at 8:47 pm
…
Oh, right…and ponies. Almost forgot.
May 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm
I’m always the last to know about new trends. Parkour, planking, I never knew about them until they were on the news. And just what is this one called?
May 17, 2012 at 4:04 am
This is “pigeoning”.
May 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Oh no. That’s all wrong. It’s fitna, not finna.
May 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm
The Sistine Crappel
May 16, 2012 at 10:12 pm
You mean the Cistern Crapple.
May 16, 2012 at 9:10 pm
I’ve posted it before, but this just fits too well here:
May 16, 2012 at 9:55 pm
It needs to be viewed in more rooms
May 16, 2012 at 10:01 pm
So… What is it you do do?
May 16, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Is it weird that the most hypnotically weird thing in this picture for me is that lady’s seriously uneven bewbies.
(.)( . )
May 17, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Heh. I’m having trouble getting past the way they can all poop by hanging their butts so casually over the edge. Me, I’d fall over if I was far enough out to not end up sitting in poop.
May 17, 2012 at 7:28 pm
And me with my horribly short legs! I’d be dead AND covered in poo!
Toilets: The better shitter sitter.
May 17, 2012 at 5:47 am
May 18, 2012 at 10:34 am
Churds.
May 18, 2012 at 10:35 am
Ok, this comment was supposed to go under Misery Fox’s post about “chain-turds”.
May 17, 2012 at 5:47 am
Was anyone else reminded of Space Invaders? Just me? ok.
May 17, 2012 at 8:24 am
Congratulations Regretsy, you finally made a post that broke my brain.
I’m going to turn of the computer now and try to forget the image of these constant streams of turds (chain turds?).
May 17, 2012 at 8:35 am
I just keep coming back to this and wondering why it was created. The artist obviously put a great deal of effort into this. I mean, it goes way beyond the whole quick marker sketch on the spiral notebook. Is he trying to say something? What is it?
Oh, for crying out loud! I’m obsessing over shit again!
May 17, 2012 at 9:16 am
Ooooh!! We’re in luck, it’s been relisted
May 17, 2012 at 2:03 pm
The wonders of giclee (ink jet) prints!
May 17, 2012 at 9:17 am
I just have to write this: i am having a super-shitty
dayweekmonthhowever long this is gonna last, and the comments in this thread have done more for my spirits today than drugs and therapy.I love you FJLs.
May 17, 2012 at 10:50 am
Here in Texas we say “fixin” to poop – just wanted to get that straight.
May 17, 2012 at 12:20 pm
I particularly like the very muscular yet dimpled buttocks excreting in the lower left corner. Although they look kinda like Joe Camel…
May 17, 2012 at 1:01 pm
From the artist’s profile:
[five long paragraphs about linocuts, block printing, and some other stuff that made my eyes glaze over]
I find myself mesmerized when I look at the linocuts that I have for sale here. If you could see them in person you might find yourself charmed as well. The graphic colors and bold lines are beautiful, when you rub your fingers over the surface of the image and you feel the texture of the paint you would understand that you are holding in your hands real art.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO JUST NO
May 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Is it really sad that the fact they can’t figure out watermarking and resizing images to fit the paper really, really bugs me. “Lot’s of white space”, dude measurements!
May 17, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Seriously, I would hang this in my bathroom, maybe some guests might ask about it.
May 17, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Also, are those guys in the background shaking hands? Are they really greeting each other as logs of nasty fall out of their naked backsides?!
May 17, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Great detail…..I think I see corn kernels…..
May 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Great white elephant gift!
May 17, 2012 at 10:24 pm
When nature calls, you gotta answer. I think these were a bunch of constipated roofers who all laxative-upped together and then suddenly had to shit like no one’s business. When you’ve been constipated, you will do anything to evacuate your bowels, so that’s what these roofer folks did as soon as the copious amounts of laxatives kicked in. That’s my interpretation of the art. Brings a tear to my eye, really. An inspiration to constipation sufferers everywhere. :’(
May 17, 2012 at 10:26 pm
I can’t believe nobody has found the masturbating guy in the picture yet. He’s shaking hands with the kid and play haircut guy.
May 18, 2012 at 5:33 am
Sweetie, I was trying not to pay that close of attention to the details in order to avoid further psychological scarring but thanks you for pointing out that lovely little detail. There isn’t enough eye bleach in the universe to make that go away. On a side note, WTH is going on with the person who created this? Is this after effects of an ex lax brownie fantasy they have in their head?
June 9, 2012 at 11:40 am
I showed this one to my husband and he loved it just as much as I did, so I bought one. Disappointed. I apparantly read the description wrong because it’s much smaller than I expected. The final printed image is 10 1/2 cm x 13 1/2 cm(< 4" x 5 1/2") It was labeled as a giclee print, after looking it up, I was hoping that meant something along the lines of a high quality fine art print. Instead what I got was what looks like a home ink jet print on a stationary type parchment, an inch+ of white edge, and at the bottom (at least in the white bit) what looks like a grab mark from the printer. $3 shipping equated to a 6×9 envelope with a regular stamp. I was going to try to send it back and then decided I still like it enough to deal with it.