After all the concern shown for this guy after last year, I sure hope he saw his doctor and got his situation taken care of. How can we do a follow up without being creepy?
Aww crap, I just now saw my multiple posts. Sorry! I was wondering where those first few postings went. That’ll teach me to post on the internet while drinking (i.e. not enough vodka).
May 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm
“You’re” is used correctly! My cup runneth over.
May 12, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Oh, Jesus, I remember the belly button. Damn you, Regretdy, I had repressed it SO WELL. Now i’m too scared to sleep again.
May 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Or spell. Must drink less.
May 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Must drink less.
Hmm. That’s an odd way to spell “more”.
May 12, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Same here…maybe a piercing would improve it’s appearance? No?
May 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm
No! How could you think such a thing?! {disappears to clean brain with peroxide}
May 13, 2012 at 12:47 am
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May 13, 2012 at 12:50 am
Oh wait, the belly hair makes a running stick man body
amiright?
May 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Reminds me of the Slender Man… o_o
May 13, 2012 at 7:49 am
He just needs a jewel stuck on it, or a bottlecap, something. Maybe a little smiley face???
May 15, 2012 at 8:16 am
’56 DeSoto hubcap. If they’re big enough.
May 13, 2012 at 11:19 pm
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May 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Aw shoot.
May 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Goatse’s navel?
May 12, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Nah. KirkJ’s navel is much, much smaller. He’s the skinniest person I’ve ever seen.
May 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Probably because everything he eats falls out before it has TIME to make him fat.
May 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Shitfuck, every time I see this, I stare at that naval for about 10 seconds before reading the words.
May 12, 2012 at 4:06 pm
lol…naval.
May 12, 2012 at 4:05 pm
“LOSE WEIGHT NOW! ASK ME HOW!”
May 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Impressive belly.
May 12, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Body by Budweiser.
May 12, 2012 at 10:18 pm
With an assist from Burger King.
May 12, 2012 at 4:12 pm
umbilical hernia….ewwwww
May 12, 2012 at 4:15 pm
I approve of anything applauding my literacy.
May 12, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Aw, love Bill, he and his big belly are awesome!
May 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm
I’m awesome! What a nice feeling. Thank you, Mr. Beer-Belly-Umbilical-Hernia Man!
May 14, 2012 at 11:50 am
Dude, you need to get your ass on Fiverr and sell personalized weight loss motivational messages!
May 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Belly button??? I thought the baby was crowning…
May 12, 2012 at 6:15 pm
May 12, 2012 at 6:34 pm
I love you.
May 12, 2012 at 7:17 pm
You are amazing. That is disgusting. It’s perfect!
May 12, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Everything is terrible.
May 12, 2012 at 4:27 pm
so…when does the little killer alien come out??
May 12, 2012 at 4:38 pm
It’s like a little extra penis trying to get outl
May 12, 2012 at 4:39 pm
… er, “out.” Still a tad hungover from last night.
May 12, 2012 at 4:45 pm
I read it as “It’s like a little extra penis trying to get off.”
I’m not hungover. Just creepy.
May 12, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Oh dear lord, he’s crowning.
May 12, 2012 at 5:20 pm
That shit is visually alarming. I kind of love visually alarming grammatically correct shit.
May 12, 2012 at 5:54 pm
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May 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm
After all the concern shown for this guy after last year, I sure hope he saw his doctor and got his situation taken care of. How can we do a follow up without being creepy?
May 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm
since when are we worried about seeming creepy?
May 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm
His belly button makes my belly button hurt.
May 12, 2012 at 9:19 pm
I would say, “who got that photo of my belly?” But there is no way I can even PRETEND to claim that naval.
Oh, also, I don’t rent that space for advertising, or any other commercial enterprise. Although, my grandaughter likes to take naps on it.
And the cat.
May 14, 2012 at 10:14 am
Which does she prefer?
May 12, 2012 at 9:56 pm
The fuck? Did this man spackle over some vortex to his innards just so he could take this picture?
May 12, 2012 at 10:18 pm
I want to use gold sparkly hot glue and stick a mood ring jewel on that naval.
May 13, 2012 at 4:36 am
I’ve never heard “Awesome” used as a synonym for “Unfortunate” before.
May 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Kuato is not impressed.
May 13, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Just when I had gotten the memory of this out of my skull . . . Of all the gin joints, in all the towns . . .
May 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm
Well, aren’t you fancy!
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May 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Aww crap, I just now saw my multiple posts. Sorry! I was wondering where those first few postings went. That’ll teach me to post on the internet while drinking (i.e. not enough vodka).
May 14, 2012 at 11:54 am
I read that as “Gut Revulsion…”
May 14, 2012 at 9:41 pm
He really needs to see someone – that’s not fat. Tumor, ascites, I don’t know, but that’s definitely not fat.
May 14, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Yeah, I immediately thought of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Mary_Joseph_nodule