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Gut Reaction

- This post originally appeared on Regretsy on May 26, 2011

Too late! I bought it.

56 comments on Gut Reaction

  1. thesunshinevalentineballerina
    May 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    “You’re” is used correctly! My cup runneth over.

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  2. ducks
    May 12, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Oh, Jesus, I remember the belly button. Damn you, Regretdy, I had repressed it SO WELL. Now i’m too scared to sleep again.

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    • ducks
      May 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm

      Or spell. Must drink less.

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      • ZapBrainAgain
        May 12, 2012 at 5:14 pm

        Must drink less.

        Hmm. That’s an odd way to spell “more”.

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    • Possum Momma
      May 12, 2012 at 4:05 pm

      Same here…maybe a piercing would improve it’s appearance? No?

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      • ducks
        May 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm

        No! How could you think such a thing?! {disappears to clean brain with peroxide}

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    • HammerTime
      May 13, 2012 at 12:47 am

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      • HammerTime
        May 13, 2012 at 12:50 am

        Oh wait, the belly hair makes a running stick man body

        amiright?

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        • squiffy
          May 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm

          Reminds me of the Slender Man… o_o

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      • Babs Johnson
        May 13, 2012 at 7:49 am

        He just needs a jewel stuck on it, or a bottlecap, something. Maybe a little smiley face???

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        • Howard M Beers
          May 15, 2012 at 8:16 am

          ’56 DeSoto hubcap. If they’re big enough.

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    • themudget
      May 13, 2012 at 11:19 pm

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    • themudget
      May 13, 2012 at 11:19 pm

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  3. zevo
    May 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Goatse’s navel?

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    • whiskeyish
      May 12, 2012 at 6:33 pm

      Nah. KirkJ’s navel is much, much smaller. He’s the skinniest person I’ve ever seen.

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      • CalmlyUnaware
        May 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

        Probably because everything he eats falls out before it has TIME to make him fat.

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  4. Possum Momma
    May 12, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Shitfuck, every time I see this, I stare at that naval for about 10 seconds before reading the words.

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  5. thecreightonberyl
    May 12, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    “LOSE WEIGHT NOW! ASK ME HOW!”

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  6. toaster
    May 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Impressive belly.

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  7. Rubber_Wonder_Boy
    May 12, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Body by Budweiser.

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    • dddgurl
      May 12, 2012 at 10:18 pm

      With an assist from Burger King.

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  8. hockeyczarina
    May 12, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    umbilical hernia….ewwwww

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  9. Mina
    May 12, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    I approve of anything applauding my literacy.

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  10. catbird
    May 12, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Aw, love Bill, he and his big belly are awesome!

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  11. pretentiousartsyhippydouche
    May 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    I’m awesome! What a nice feeling. Thank you, Mr. Beer-Belly-Umbilical-Hernia Man!

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    • OhHowMyBrainHurts
      May 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

      Dude, you need to get your ass on Fiverr and sell personalized weight loss motivational messages!

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  12. Blue
    May 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    Belly button??? I thought the baby was crowning…

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  13. sumu
    May 12, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    so…when does the little killer alien come out??

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  14. Bad Miss M Chardin
    May 12, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    It’s like a little extra penis trying to get outl

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    • Bad Miss M Chardin
      May 12, 2012 at 4:39 pm

      … er, “out.” Still a tad hungover from last night.

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      • HelpMeElves
        May 12, 2012 at 4:45 pm

        I read it as “It’s like a little extra penis trying to get off.”

        I’m not hungover. Just creepy.

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  15. RipAmo
    May 12, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Oh dear lord, he’s crowning.

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  16. WotV
    May 12, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    That shit is visually alarming. I kind of love visually alarming grammatically correct shit.

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  17. Kuro
    May 12, 2012 at 5:54 pm

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  18. Steampunk Octopus
    May 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    After all the concern shown for this guy after last year, I sure hope he saw his doctor and got his situation taken care of. How can we do a follow up without being creepy?

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    • sequinedbones
      May 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm

      since when are we worried about seeming creepy?

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  19. mickster
    May 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    His belly button makes my belly button hurt.

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  20. Danny Potter
    May 12, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    I would say, “who got that photo of my belly?” But there is no way I can even PRETEND to claim that naval.

    Oh, also, I don’t rent that space for advertising, or any other commercial enterprise. Although, my grandaughter likes to take naps on it.

    And the cat.

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    • follox
      May 14, 2012 at 10:14 am

      Which does she prefer?

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  21. leapinglagomorphs
    May 12, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    The fuck? Did this man spackle over some vortex to his innards just so he could take this picture?

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  22. SaphyreDreams
    May 12, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    I want to use gold sparkly hot glue and stick a mood ring jewel on that naval.

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  23. catface
    May 13, 2012 at 4:36 am

    I’ve never heard “Awesome” used as a synonym for “Unfortunate” before.

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  24. Delfin Joaquin Paris III
    May 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Kuato is not impressed.

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    • tralfaz
      May 13, 2012 at 9:37 pm

      Just when I had gotten the memory of this out of my skull . . . Of all the gin joints, in all the towns . . .

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    • TacoBellDog
      May 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm

      Well, aren’t you fancy!

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  25. themudget
    May 13, 2012 at 11:22 pm

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    • themudget
      May 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

      Aww crap, I just now saw my multiple posts. Sorry! I was wondering where those first few postings went. That’ll teach me to post on the internet while drinking (i.e. not enough vodka).

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  26. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    May 14, 2012 at 11:54 am

    I read that as “Gut Revulsion…”

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  27. sapphiremind
    May 14, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    He really needs to see someone – that’s not fat. Tumor, ascites, I don’t know, but that’s definitely not fat.

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