One of her breasts is trying to escape.
Clearly that’s her Womb, Man.
It’s one of her strong features.
That’s not her breast…it’s a collection of Jello Pudding Pops.
Like she has time to worry about a runaway breast when her cheeks are melting.
How can you put a price on a Strong Black Queen?!
2010 Winner of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race
You’d look like that too if your breasts were large and free-floating enough to beat you in the face constantly.
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble too and frow?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs…
One of my favorite songs ever. But in this case I think the song should be “are your boobs too high? do they poke you in the eye”
Why is she wearing the lid to my trash can?
I don’t think I want recognition of any level in anything called “Follies”.
The artist’s spellcheck didn’t know the word “Foibles.”
however, it did work for the word ‘earth’ which she corrected in her profile name:
Urth n Earth Poetusic Studio
although ‘poetusic’ still has me scratching my head…
Come under the bridge with me and eat some Jello pudding with me.
thank god someone else posted my fave queen from rupaul’s drag race.
latrice is a biscuit! let her sop
Latrice can sop me up any day of the week! She’s my religion.
NO T NO SHADE!
loves me some Latrice!!
I lip-read that as “Go Blaaaa”
Uh, is it wrong that when she said “queen” in the title, I immediately said, well, yes, that’s a wonderful painting of a cross-dresser?
Perfectly understandable reaction. However, I still don’t know why he/she is wearing one of their boobs on their shoulder :/
I thought the other one had just popped…
I’d like to apologize to all the drag queens who are no doubt reading this (why wouldn’t you be?). Black, white, or other, I’m sure you look nothing like this monstrosity.
aww, shit. we’re “wombman” now? I was just trying to get used to being called a “womyn”.
it’s probably worse than that. it’s probably wombyn or something like that. just so those damn men don’t forget WE are the ones who have the babies.
Well if you ever run into a man that forgets that it’s females that have babies and not males, then he’s got a whole other set of problems to attend to.
Honorable recognition? Isn’t that the adult equivalent of the “Participation” award from kindergarten?
“Participation” is one step down from “honorable recognition”, but it one step up from “existence”
Perhaps she was captured ‘mid dance’? Like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer stops moving but his belly doesn’t?
Look, between her legs!
It’s a dildo!
It’s a tampon!
No, it’s Wombman!
Faster than a queef
More powerful than the Hitachi Magic Wand
Able to bleed for many days and not die!
Who disguised as Shanequa Jenkins, mild mannered African American stereotype with lopsided breasts fights the unending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.
Haters can thumbs-down all they want, but this is brilliant.
Why thumbs-down? It really is brilliant.
When I posted that comment the post had a negative score. I should have known people would get wise.
Tons more character than the artist’s straight-on full-face paintings. I suppose that nay nay is truly supposed to be in your face. In fact, is it speaking YOUR name, too? Now if only the up shoulder was on her right side. An anatomy class (see below) or a live model and a lesson in non-flash photography is all that’s needed.
Commas, are, fun to, use. Look here’s, one. Are, there, rules or anything?
On, Planet Womb the Wombmen have strong features portraying strength and determination, Yet elegance. They are Strong and Bold. So strong and bold they don’t need necks or anything.
Either that or it’s John Merrick in drag.
You made me laugh throughout, but that last line…I was so thinking it, and then I had to actually laugh out loud. Had I been drinking something it would have totally been a spit take.
I hate to be *that guy*(girl), but for the record his name was actually Joseph Merrick, not John, can’t remember how that one got mixed up though…
Here he’s depicted as The Elegant Man.
Because Dr Treves, the guy who took care of him, was really old when he wrote his memoirs and he kept referring to him as John because his memory was failing.
Joseph Merrick also had a sister with a deformity – not many people know that.
I do, because I’m awesome. Or a loser. I can’t decide.
You’re weird. Just like the rest of us. Which makes you awesome!
Am I the only one who read this in Shatner’s voice?:)
We would have also accepted Walken.
I’m so glad you found a photo of Rondo Hatton. I’d rather see a portrait of him, all by himself.
You know, Regretsy, you’re right. It IS time to re-watch Porky’s II: The Next Day.
I await the day that these Etsy artists start drawing people with necks.
Bill Cosby with Acromegaly! THAT would have made ‘Leonard Part 6′ work!
All of a sudden, I really want some Jell-O pudding. Chocolate flavored, of course. Because I’ve got a proud womb, man!
More from this awe inspiring artist – http://www.etsy.com/listing/92361289/afrikan-goddess-in-prayershe-is-a
Subtitled “She is a special goddess”, perhaps because she has 6 fingers on her right hand?
Well, that is in the description. At least the artist meant for it to be there.
So then, yes. She’s a special goddess because she has 6 fingers on her right hand. Cool.
and thiiiiis little piggy…. whoah what the fuck!? I don’t know what this little piggy does!
This little piggy killed my father. Prepare to die!
“Someone’s looking for you.” *thunk*
That explains her enigmatic smile. Mystery solved.
If SHE’S a goddess, to whom is she praying?
Strong, indeed! A set of brass knuckles wouldn’t even mess with those cheekbones…
True, you could hide a sandwich under those cheekbones.
I once read a list of items that were “advice to gay men.” The first one was “you are not a strong black woman.”
Clearly. Gay men who do drag know to make their chest balance.
Wait. I’m strong and black, albeit a gay man. What does this mean for me?
Depends on whether you do drag.
I don’t. Should I start?
That is a completely individual choice. Based on physical appearance, lack of social anxiety, and comfort level with duct tape.
And your ability to change the size of the smell.
Let’s not forget wardrobe budget!
Wombman! Woooomb, man!
They make me horny, Saturday mornie….
…what, no Derp for the seller misspelling “wombyn?” With the M-word?
Also, I didn’t know that the seller knew my Aunt Bessie, much less painted her back in the ’70′s.
Madam+ a sack of potatoes= Proud Wombmyn
Does he have Bat-Chauvinist Pig Repellent-Spray?
Is there a Wombgirl and a Wombwoman?
If it’s Wombman, shouldn’t they be Cockgirl and Ballswoman?
Even if face can stop, boob can not be stop.
At some point, “Eh, one’s always bigger than the other,” is just a thin excuse to avoid a desperately-needed mammography.
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it’s a boob tumor.
Reminds me of the Flexi-bra from “Are You Being Served.” Wonder if the one in the picture rotates?
I love that show! My favorite is the gay menswear clerk.
And the dirty-old-man store owner/head guy
Rocky Dennis + Blaxploitation
Is this strong bold black Wombman an arm wrestler? Or just a Leftie?
Her breasticles are literally
Setting aside what’s up with her face, lets talk about the peculiar gravitational anomaly that seems to be effecting her right breast.
Holy shit, her cheekbones look like they can cut you.
Also, it appears as if her right breast is attempting to escape.
dude, YOUR NAME TOTALLY ROCKS. and i got it, instantly. it had the ring of “cliff beefpile”. i instantly adore anything and everything you say.
Boobs rising and cheekbones dropping simultaneously. I didn’t know I had that to look forward to with ageing. (Or is it something that happens only to Strong Bold Black Queen Wombmen?)
Did she try to paint Latrice Royale?
“Honorable Recognition in the Healthcare Follies” is actually code for “poster child for why plastic surgery is a good thing”
I wish I could get my right tit to do that.
Only the right?
“Healthcare Follies” must refer to what her plastic surgeon was drinking during her breast augmentation.
I heard a rumor that her husband is always seen to her right. Not sure why.
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