Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble too and frow?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs…
hang…
low?
I’d like to apologize to all the drag queens who are no doubt reading this (why wouldn’t you be?). Black, white, or other, I’m sure you look nothing like this monstrosity.
Well if you ever run into a man that forgets that it’s females that have babies and not males, then he’s got a whole other set of problems to attend to.
Look, between her legs!
It’s a dildo!
It’s a tampon!
No, it’s Wombman!
Faster than a queef
More powerful than the Hitachi Magic Wand
Able to bleed for many days and not die!
Who disguised as Shanequa Jenkins, mild mannered African American stereotype with lopsided breasts fights the unending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.
Tons more character than the artist’s straight-on full-face paintings. I suppose that nay nay is truly supposed to be in your face. In fact, is it speaking YOUR name, too? Now if only the up shoulder was on her right side. An anatomy class (see below) or a live model and a lesson in non-flash photography is all that’s needed.
Commas, are, fun to, use. Look here’s, one. Are, there, rules or anything?
On, Planet Womb the Wombmen have strong features portraying strength and determination, Yet elegance. They are Strong and Bold. So strong and bold they don’t need necks or anything.
You made me laugh throughout, but that last line…I was so thinking it, and then I had to actually laugh out loud. Had I been drinking something it would have totally been a spit take.
I hate to be *that guy*(girl), but for the record his name was actually Joseph Merrick, not John, can’t remember how that one got mixed up though…
Because Dr Treves, the guy who took care of him, was really old when he wrote his memoirs and he kept referring to him as John because his memory was failing.
Joseph Merrick also had a sister with a deformity – not many people know that.
I do, because I’m awesome. Or a loser. I can’t decide.
Boobs rising and cheekbones dropping simultaneously. I didn’t know I had that to look forward to with ageing. (Or is it something that happens only to Strong Bold Black Queen Wombmen?)
May 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm
One of her breasts is trying to escape.
May 11, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Clearly that’s her Womb, Man.
May 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Breast fetus?
May 11, 2012 at 4:36 pm
It’s one of her strong features.
May 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm
That’s not her breast…it’s a collection of Jello Pudding Pops.
May 11, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Like she has time to worry about a runaway breast when her cheeks are melting.
May 11, 2012 at 10:46 pm
How can you put a price on a Strong Black Queen?!
2010 Winner of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race
May 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm
You’d look like that too if your breasts were large and free-floating enough to beat you in the face constantly.
May 11, 2012 at 9:20 pm
EVERYBODY SING!
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble too and frow?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs…
hang…
low?
May 12, 2012 at 8:59 am
One of my favorite songs ever. But in this case I think the song should be “are your boobs too high? do they poke you in the eye”
May 11, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Why is she wearing the lid to my trash can?
May 11, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I don’t think I want recognition of any level in anything called “Follies”.
May 11, 2012 at 6:20 pm
The artist’s spellcheck didn’t know the word “Foibles.”
May 12, 2012 at 7:53 am
however, it did work for the word ‘earth’ which she corrected in her profile name:
Urth n Earth Poetusic Studio
although ‘poetusic’ still has me scratching my head…
May 11, 2012 at 4:40 pm
SO afraid
May 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Come under the bridge with me and eat some Jello pudding with me.
May 11, 2012 at 4:41 pm
May 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm
LATRICE ROYALE.
thank god someone else posted my fave queen from rupaul’s drag race.
May 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm
La-treeeeeeece!
May 11, 2012 at 6:06 pm
latrice is a biscuit! let her sop
you up!
May 12, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Latrice can sop me up any day of the week! She’s my religion.
May 11, 2012 at 8:19 pm
NO T NO SHADE!
May 11, 2012 at 8:28 pm
loves me some Latrice!!
May 12, 2012 at 11:46 am
I lip-read that as “Go Blaaaa”
May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Uh, is it wrong that when she said “queen” in the title, I immediately said, well, yes, that’s a wonderful painting of a cross-dresser?
May 11, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Perfectly understandable reaction. However, I still don’t know why he/she is wearing one of their boobs on their shoulder :/
May 11, 2012 at 6:32 pm
I thought the other one had just popped…
May 13, 2012 at 9:44 am
I’d like to apologize to all the drag queens who are no doubt reading this (why wouldn’t you be?). Black, white, or other, I’m sure you look nothing like this monstrosity.
May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
aww, shit. we’re “wombman” now? I was just trying to get used to being called a “womyn”.
May 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm
it’s probably worse than that. it’s probably wombyn or something like that. just so those damn men don’t forget WE are the ones who have the babies.
May 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm
Well if you ever run into a man that forgets that it’s females that have babies and not males, then he’s got a whole other set of problems to attend to.
May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Honorable recognition? Isn’t that the adult equivalent of the “Participation” award from kindergarten?
May 11, 2012 at 5:44 pm
“Participation” is one step down from “honorable recognition”, but it one step up from “existence”
May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Perhaps she was captured ‘mid dance’? Like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer stops moving but his belly doesn’t?
May 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Look, between her legs!
It’s a dildo!
It’s a tampon!
No, it’s Wombman!
Faster than a queef
More powerful than the Hitachi Magic Wand
Able to bleed for many days and not die!
Who disguised as Shanequa Jenkins, mild mannered African American stereotype with lopsided breasts fights the unending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.
May 11, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Haters can thumbs-down all they want, but this is brilliant.
May 11, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Why thumbs-down? It really is brilliant.
May 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm
When I posted that comment the post had a negative score. I should have known people would get wise.
May 12, 2012 at 1:59 am
Tons more character than the artist’s straight-on full-face paintings. I suppose that nay nay is truly supposed to be in your face. In fact, is it speaking YOUR name, too? Now if only the up shoulder was on her right side. An anatomy class (see below) or a live model and a lesson in non-flash photography is all that’s needed.
May 11, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Commas, are, fun to, use. Look here’s, one. Are, there, rules or anything?
On, Planet Womb the Wombmen have strong features portraying strength and determination, Yet elegance. They are Strong and Bold. So strong and bold they don’t need necks or anything.
Either that or it’s John Merrick in drag.
May 11, 2012 at 5:57 pm
You made me laugh throughout, but that last line…I was so thinking it, and then I had to actually laugh out loud. Had I been drinking something it would have totally been a spit take.
I hate to be *that guy*(girl), but for the record his name was actually Joseph Merrick, not John, can’t remember how that one got mixed up though…
May 11, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Here he’s depicted as The Elegant Man.
May 11, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Because Dr Treves, the guy who took care of him, was really old when he wrote his memoirs and he kept referring to him as John because his memory was failing.
Joseph Merrick also had a sister with a deformity – not many people know that.
I do, because I’m awesome. Or a loser. I can’t decide.
May 12, 2012 at 2:44 am
You’re weird. Just like the rest of us. Which makes you awesome!
May 11, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Am I the only one who read this in Shatner’s voice?:)
May 12, 2012 at 8:33 am
We would have also accepted Walken.
May 11, 2012 at 4:48 pm
I’m so glad you found a photo of Rondo Hatton. I’d rather see a portrait of him, all by himself.
May 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm
You know, Regretsy, you’re right. It IS time to re-watch Porky’s II: The Next Day.
May 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm
I await the day that these Etsy artists start drawing people with necks.
May 11, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Bill Cosby with Acromegaly! THAT would have made ‘Leonard Part 6′ work!
May 11, 2012 at 5:15 pm
All of a sudden, I really want some Jell-O pudding. Chocolate flavored, of course. Because I’ve got a proud womb, man!
May 11, 2012 at 5:29 pm
More from this awe inspiring artist – http://www.etsy.com/listing/92361289/afrikan-goddess-in-prayershe-is-a
Subtitled “She is a special goddess”, perhaps because she has 6 fingers on her right hand?
May 11, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Well, that is in the description. At least the artist meant for it to be there.
May 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm
So then, yes. She’s a special goddess because she has 6 fingers on her right hand. Cool.
May 11, 2012 at 6:00 pm
and thiiiiis little piggy…. whoah what the fuck!? I don’t know what this little piggy does!
May 11, 2012 at 6:08 pm
This little piggy killed my father. Prepare to die!
May 11, 2012 at 6:25 pm
“Someone’s looking for you.” *thunk*
May 12, 2012 at 11:48 am
That explains her enigmatic smile. Mystery solved.
May 13, 2012 at 9:48 am
If SHE’S a goddess, to whom is she praying?
May 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Strong, indeed! A set of brass knuckles wouldn’t even mess with those cheekbones…
May 11, 2012 at 6:09 pm
True, you could hide a sandwich under those cheekbones.
May 11, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I once read a list of items that were “advice to gay men.” The first one was “you are not a strong black woman.”
Clearly. Gay men who do drag know to make their chest balance.
May 11, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Wait. I’m strong and black, albeit a gay man. What does this mean for me?
May 11, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Depends on whether you do drag.
May 12, 2012 at 5:05 am
I don’t. Should I start?
May 12, 2012 at 6:12 pm
That is a completely individual choice. Based on physical appearance, lack of social anxiety, and comfort level with duct tape.
May 12, 2012 at 8:52 pm
And your ability to change the size of the smell.
May 13, 2012 at 9:49 am
Let’s not forget wardrobe budget!
May 11, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Wombman! Woooomb, man!
May 12, 2012 at 4:33 am
They make me horny, Saturday mornie….
May 11, 2012 at 6:49 pm
…what, no Derp for the seller misspelling “wombyn?” With the M-word?
Also, I didn’t know that the seller knew my Aunt Bessie, much less painted her back in the ’70′s.
May 11, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Madam+ a sack of potatoes= Proud Wombmyn
May 11, 2012 at 7:14 pm
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Wombman!
May 11, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Does he have Bat-Chauvinist Pig Repellent-Spray?
May 11, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Is there a Wombgirl and a Wombwoman?
May 13, 2012 at 9:50 am
If it’s Wombman, shouldn’t they be Cockgirl and Ballswoman?
May 11, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Even if face can stop, boob can not be stop.
May 11, 2012 at 8:05 pm
At some point, “Eh, one’s always bigger than the other,” is just a thin excuse to avoid a desperately-needed mammography.
May 11, 2012 at 8:29 pm
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May 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Reminds me of the Flexi-bra from “Are You Being Served.” Wonder if the one in the picture rotates?
http://sharetv.org/shows/are_you_being_served_uk/episodes/119000
May 12, 2012 at 9:58 pm
I love that show! My favorite is the gay menswear clerk.
And the dirty-old-man store owner/head guy
May 11, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Rocky Dennis + Blaxploitation
May 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Is this strong bold black Wombman an arm wrestler? Or just a Leftie?
May 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Her breasticles are literally
O_o
May 11, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Setting aside what’s up with her face, lets talk about the peculiar gravitational anomaly that seems to be effecting her right breast.
May 11, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Holy shit, her cheekbones look like they can cut you.
Also, it appears as if her right breast is attempting to escape.
May 11, 2012 at 10:56 pm
dude, YOUR NAME TOTALLY ROCKS. and i got it, instantly. it had the ring of “cliff beefpile”. i instantly adore anything and everything you say.
member #37621
May 12, 2012 at 4:48 am
Boobs rising and cheekbones dropping simultaneously. I didn’t know I had that to look forward to with ageing. (Or is it something that happens only to Strong Bold Black Queen Wombmen?)
May 12, 2012 at 8:39 am
Did she try to paint Latrice Royale?
May 12, 2012 at 8:56 am
“Honorable Recognition in the Healthcare Follies” is actually code for “poster child for why plastic surgery is a good thing”
May 12, 2012 at 10:00 am
I wish I could get my right tit to do that.
May 12, 2012 at 9:59 pm
Only the right?
May 13, 2012 at 12:33 am
“Healthcare Follies” must refer to what her plastic surgeon was drinking during her breast augmentation.
May 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm
I heard a rumor that her husband is always seen to her right. Not sure why.