This purse is perfect for Fall! It looks great with yellow or brown.
I’ll just leave this brief comment….. zippered skid marks.
If this had Batman on it, I’d totally buy it.
Or Ninja Turtles
lol I was thinking that if they were made from Underoos, they might be kinda cool.
Bedazzle a speedo and you’ll have a clutch fit for the Golden Globes
Or a gift, fit for Spandy Andy
Someone needs to Make it Sew!
The Underoos clutch is in her evening wear collection…
PedoBear would agree Underoos
This is really shitty.
I know. It’s pissing me off.
I think it’s nuts.
Well it Depends…
Quit pooh-poohing this project. I’m sure the designer had to bear down really hard to get this out.
Quite the streak of puns here…
No wonder this sack looks stretched-out.
Heaven forbid a Hershey bar should melt in that thing!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
“If thou dost not have anything witty to comment, than thou should not comment.” Regretsians 11:2
Regretsians 5:7, surely.
Regretsians – 4:20
The Book of Regretsy seems very repetitive. It must really not want comments without wit.
Well then I am really fucked, because I always come here with thou twit.
Incorrect. In the infancy of Regretsy, we (very) occasionally had civil discussions here. It wasn’t always about the humour. May the thumbs down commence.
“If thou hast no comment that furthers the conversation, drink more.” Octopodes Cocktail:Hour
Oh hell. Sorry about the comment placement, Pickle. I didn’t mean to imply you weren’t drunk enough furthering conversation.
I can’t figure out if I should use my pantiliner coin purse or turd coin purse with this. Ideas?
Definitely the turd coin purse. Much more classy.
When my parents died and we were going through the little stuff, I just had to have my dad’s coin “purse.” My sister looked at me like I’d lost my last marble, and now I know why: It really DOES look like a turd, and when you squeeze it, it goes goatse on you. I love it, though.
Plus you’ll need the pantyliner to wear as a hat (those sticky strips really keep it in place).
Definitely the turd coin purse, the pantiliner coin purse would go better with a women’s underpants purse.
And a jockstrap clutch for evening.
You don’t want to see this seller’s version of a Diaper Bag.
Why not both? And don’t for get the penis chapstick cozy.
I have a penis chapstick cozy. It is fabulous.
Perhaps the cluster of piles coin bag?
I will only accept underpants bags if they have Spiderman on them.
Are you an abusive parent that’s run out of ideas on how to make your child’s life an even bigger living hell?
Send your 6th grader back to school with the multi purpose “Bully Magnet” book bag this fall!
YES! Finally a way for me to carry even the heaviest loads.
I used a hideous pair of pj shorts as a bag for a while; sewed the legs closed and put a strap on it. It looks like boxers. However, I did it for carrying groceries as a recyclable bag. I’d never think of selling it. WTF.
That’s the difference. You never thought to sell it. It was a thing you made, you used and you kept. You didn’t think to charge someone else 25 bucks for your upcycled former clothing.
Also, it wasn’t tighty whities, for fuck’s sake.
you never thought of selling it because you didn’t have THE STROKE OF GEENYUS*.
Do we know who this Crochet Guevara guy is, btw?
Slightly. But every time we follow the trail to learn more, it all just unravels.
I always wanted a Dookey and Bourke bag!
They are new? PASS.
That is just what I was thinking…the purse would be more ecological if it was made from previously worn underpants.
I know nobody here needs a reality check but here it is nonetheless: THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE MAKING PURSES OUT OF UNDERWEAR, SELLING THEM FOR $25 ONLINE, AND HUMAN BEINGS ARE ACTUALLY GIVING THEM KUDOS AND THINKING ‘OH, HOW NEAT!’. It’s never too early to start drinking.
I’m confused. What is this ‘start’ drinking you refer to?
I think it happens everytime I have to open a new bottle of whiskey to go with a splash of coke-cola (for color, natch) and a side of dublestuft Oreos.
Clearly the seller agreed with you.
I would only buy one if it had a custom “penis pocket” for my cell phone.
Well, wouldn’t need a “penis pocket” if the fly wasn’t stitched shut!
Just gotta learn how to finger your way into the fly to reach the goods inside!
Oh, good, they’re new. That makes it so much classier.
On the plus side, if you did carry this around you wouldn’t ever have to worry about getting mugged or your kids going through your purse and saving a seat on the bus would be no problem.
With all the shit women lug around with them, it’s only appropriate.
All this time I’ve thought your avatar was Daffy Duck after having his bill shot and sent askew on his face. I’ve literally just now noticed it’s a troll magician with a mustache.
This is the third avatar I’ve finally seen for being what it really is in the past week. My vision’s okay, but who can I see about getting my perception checked?
You should always check your perception at the door when you’re looking at Regretsy.
Steamy, I first and second thought it was Daffy Duck ♥ with his bill shot and sent askew, and even when I remember that it’s a troll magician with a moustache…I still see Daffy Duck ♥ with his bill shot and sent askew. I want to see Daffy Duck ♥, damn it! Is that SO wrong? I mean, what harm does it do anyone else? I don’t respect Belly any less (as if that were possible–just kidding!), but I look at him and I see Daffy Duck ♥ and I’ll be damned if I’m going to apologize for it.
(You gotta excuse my nerves. You see, it’s duck season, and confidentially, I’m a duck.)
Sure, it’s creepy and weird. But it’s also ugly and badly made!
And, honestly, isn’t that what’s important?
Because they could, why else? People do lots of things because they can, doesn’t make them a good idea. We’re here to mock, not ask why.
I think my four year old daughter pretty much summed it up when she saw the picture: “It’s just a pair of underpants. I wouldn’t carry that as a purse. It’s too underpants-y.”
My six year old agrees and adds, “Everyone knows that panties are for your head.”
I nearly shat myself when I saw this listing… I surely need to buy it right now.
1. Collect underpants.
2. Make them into purses for ladies.
Now we know the secret.
HA! The mystery of the underpants gnomes finally solved!
First you get the underwear, then you get the power, then you get the weeemen.
I’d rather have the wee-wee men.
Hear the lamentations of the weemen?
well, that’s one way to always have a clean pair of underwear with you in case you’re in an accident.
I was thinking that it was more like an accident waiting to happen.
I think the accident happened already.
Do you know if it also comes in a more work-appropriate skivvies satchel?
There are work-appropriate skivvies?
Probly made from granny panties
Can I get one of those in leather?
how about a thong?
Yes. Do you want studs on it?
Are you allowed to carry tampons in men’s briefs?
You know? For 25 bucks, you could have a bag that might actually be fun to have searched at the airport. “No go ahead, I don’t mind. It’s for my own safety. Now… Reach into my bag made from underpants I found in the street.”
Perfect carrier for an iPad.
It desperately needs a vulva patch.
And a goatse one on the back.
Is the zipper in the front?
I’d need to carry more, so I’d need to make mine from Spanx.
Is there anything you can make with upcycled underwear that will not be remotely squickish and utter crap? I ask you.
I just have a feeling that underwear is the one thing that should never be upcycled, but who will listen to my advice? For all I know, these nimrods will continue to churn out underwear purses, underwear hats, and underwear blankets for all I know.
You’re not going to believe this, but the skirt of my wedding dress was made of “upcycled” tighty-whities. Of course, I make boxers for a living… it actually suited me perfectly. =)
I finally got my web guy to post the pic to my site:
BTW, those are Spiderman Underoos on my left hip, since the guy to my right who I married is the Barking Spider-man…
You know, I was thinking ‘Kentucky Derby Hat’. Now that would be a unique chapeau for the derby!
Toilet paper and dried Tucks could be used for the flowers. But I can’t really figure out how to use tampons for decoration.
I see it more as a male purse.
At least in some very specific places.
…great for carrying packages…
That’s just the 8 wadded-up handkerchiefs shoved in the coin pocket that you’re seeing. Don’t be fooled. Ever.
“Perfect for Mothers Day!”
“…and Father’s Day!”
It could also be used as a lunch sack. A couple sandwiches in the back and a healthful banana and an orange and an apple in the front, and away you go to the office or school or wherever.
Maybe I can use it to carry my medications…
Oh, and a Thermos in the shape of a “cup”…
Can it also be used as a nut sack?
What are you guys talking about. This is so avant garde.
Avante garde: it does not mean what you think it means
I think it’s a perfectly serviceable scrotum.
After looking at the other pictures, I’m quite sure that she just slipped a regular old tote bag from The Gap inside a pair of her husband’s Costco brand underwear and called it a day.
I’ve been looking for a new briefcase . . . .
I sew for my family — repairs, Halloween costumes, dress-up play, doll clothes, practical items, etc — because I know my stitching is not neat and professional enough to offer to others. Now I have actually found someone who sews worse than me and attempts to charge for it. I have read so much Regretsy now that *that* bothers me far more than the underwear.
I thought underpants were supposed to be on the INSIDE. In this case, perhaps the purse liner? then the maker wouldn’t have to sew up the fly – it could be the opening to a pocket.
Or perhaps, since they’re new and all, they could be used as, here’s a thought – underpants.
If this were the lining inside one of those bags made from the butt portion of jeans, I would find it hilariously witty. On its own, not so much.
You are exactly correct.
*Only if you don’t know what the word “ironic” means.
Please tell me its not upcycled!
I’m not buying until they make them out of “day of the week underwear.” I’d still hate the look but at least I’d know what day it was.
I know what would be perfect with this – a coin purse made from a kangaroo scrotum. You can buy them in the cheap tacky souvenir places here in Australia. They are about $15 each, depending on size naturally enough. If you want to add a kangaroo scrotum keyring that will cost a little less, but for those the hair is left on the scrotum. It’s nice and soft, too.
Somewhere, some Regretsy lurker perv is convo-ing the seller to see if she can make him some clutch purses out of panties she’s worn while she mowed the lawn.
The continual use of the word “clutch” with this item does not make me happy inside.
You know I have a white briefs fetish, but I sure don’t want this thing!
“NEW” pair of men’s tighty whities underwear, eh…it looks pretty stretched out in the crotch region to me. Personally I wouldn’t touch it, bleached or not.
You must be logged in to post a comment.
The term "Etsy" is a trademark of Etsy, Inc. This site is not affiliated with Etsy, Inc.