If I could put Christ in a bottle
The first thing that I’d like to do
Is to put a few nails up for sale in a pail with some kale
Just to sell them to you

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In Kentucky, Sunny D, Marlboro Menthols and a bong hit are considered continental breakfast.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 7, 2011