Wait, is Dennis Rodman’s tongue actually that long?
Maybe his name should be Dennis Tongueman.
I guess all his tailor needs to look at it his tongue.
No, that’s just a genital wart growing on his bottom lip.
The eyes for nipples creeps me out. Like I need *another* set of eyes staring at my tits…?
I heartily disagree. Those eyenipples are my favorite thing in the universe now and they remind me of this piggy bank:
Note that watermark and the image source! I wonder if anyone tries to pass this little dude off as handmade…
I bought one of these for my friend’s birthday. I think I’m officially the Best Friend Ever. At least, I think that’s what the squealing and arm-flapping indicated…
You definitely are. That reaction can only mean one of two things: best friend ever or abject terror.
For anyone who’s never seen one of these things in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvdqmqVbh0
1) Those are awesome.
2) I blame you for my getting sucked into a YouTube black hole.
How about another set of tits staring into your eyes?
Dammit dammit dammit this was supposed to go under tracibub’s comment. Why can’t I ever get the hang of this stuff????
It is under it, but the replies go in ascending chronological order so it winds up being positioned beneath the face bank horror.
Sweet pic though. Magritte?
Didn’t see them before. Can’t unsee. Eff youuu
This is how I imagine Calista Flockhart without makeup looks.
Nah. Sarah Palin.
Eye nipples included?
Yes. And $3K to have JarJar killed and mummified? So worth it.
Based on the expression I’m guessing that the thing just saw its asking price.
Sweet fucking Mary. It’s the prince of my nightmares.
Is this thing supposed to keep things in the cemetery or keep them out?
He just “keeps” the cemetery. In other words, he’s the lawn mower man…
Man, that thing on the left scared the fuck outta me when I was a kid. The thing in the middle scared the fuck outta me as an adult.
Okay… what in the holy bucket of fuck is this? Eye for a navel? O.o
Doh, pooched my coding for the pic. Hurp durp.
OH SHIT HE’S EVEN GOT AN EYE NAVEL
Do you think he has an eye anus too?
Nope, no eye anus, but his penis looks extremely alarming.
A friend of mine rented a small, carved-out studio in an old building in Queens with a ridiculously high ceiling…and a 3-bulb light fixture in the ceiling that, with the bottom bulb missing looked JUST like the Salt Monster. We’d lie on the floor and stare at the Salt Monster. No, we weren’t high or even drunk. Just easily entertained.
I just want to clarify that we were 21 at the time…which may make this weirder or sadder, but it was a long time ago. There were no computers or video games, if that helps my case.
I had nightmares about the Salt Monster, I kid you not.
If not for the insane price tag, I can totally see this sitting somewhere in my apartment. Nothing like an antelope horned demon with dandelion seeds for hair to brighten up a room.
How about the Donnie Darko Bunny + Patsy from absolutely fabulous?
GENIUS, sweetie dahhling!
I was thinking Donnie Darko Bunny + C3PO
Figured I’d put in the effort of putting this together. Obviously I haven’t had enough to drink yet…
Please excuse the piss poor effort…
Please note, I absolutely love Ab Fab and Joanna Lumley, and this certainly isn’t a dig at her!
Before I clicked on the Facebook link, I thought it looked like Frank from Donnie Darko.
I thought it was a Phil Spector style minotaur sporting Tori Spelling’s “stunned vagina” expression…
Oh-Oh! Someone’s getting a brand new godspouse!
He could be the God of Regretsy!!
I’m thinking more the pale man from Pan’s Labyrinth http://collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Pans_Labyrinth/doug_jones_in_pans_labyrinth__4_.jpg
plus Pan from the same movie http://collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Pans_Labyrinth/doug_jones_in_pans_labyrinth__2_.jpg
and a dash of La Chupacabra http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz72/bbarkan/ch2.jpg
Mmm, Doug Jones. With that lovely thought, you almost made me like this abomination.
Different religious imagery.
Wow. The Exu we have in OUR house is made of river rock and cowrie shells, and didn’t cost NEARLY that much. Plus, MigraineMan made him.
Although we generally don’t do the Christian part of the syncretism going on that you see with classic Haitian Voodoo or Santeria or Condomble. The Condomble is what you’re looking at in his shop.
THE WEIRDNESS IS EVERYWHERE!
Actually, I would say it is closer to Macumba, Umbanda or Quimbada. He has many images of Pomba Giras, which Candomble doesn’t recognize, as well as Exu Veludo, which is strongly associated with Macumba. From his profile, where he mentions both Southern Brazil and Northern Brazil, we may be looking at completely different practices, but I am not well acquainted with them.
And some of those images are a joke.
Candomble, as a religious movement, is based on a return to the Yoruba traditions and doesn’t follow syncretic practices (although many practitioners do frequent both a Christian church and the terreiro, they see them as separate practices and scorn the syncretic associations such as Yemanja/Saint Barbara).
He has a handmade iron tool in his hand, which is removable
…batteries not included?
They never are.
I cannot understand how his creator passed up the opportunity for a blinkie weeinie.
Actually pretty cool… But not $3,100 cool…
For 3 grand the damn thing better be made of gold
I suspect Exu Tiriri’s boner is from scoping out the bodacious ta-tas on the other items in that store.
Have you seen this sellers other sculptures? All the females have their boobies showing, and what big boobies they have indeed. http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.307222038.jpg
I’m not too sure all his items have a “spiritual” purpose. I see him more as one of the sculptors for Robot Chicken.
I am so glad that there will never be another one like it!
The Star Trek salt sucker creature! She was the last of her kind! Oh, one of my all-time favorites–I’m totally geeking out.
Oh your right, it is the salt sucker creature. Bad me, I thought it was an old bloopers reel photo –from “The Time Machine”– of a Morlock making a face for the hot Elois.
Hmm. I think the Exu would look better without the cheesy “Party America” accessories.
Shit like this is why I have to clear my “recently viewed” every time I go to etsy.
Wow , maybe i am in the wrong profession, LOL i need to make me an Exu. with a huge ding dong and an eye as a naval. Or i need to raise my prices. Hey peeps you want an $ 300 dollar guitar pick? you can really play with it
There’s only one cemetery?!
There is no Zuul, only Exu Tiriri!
I think it’s more like:
Throw him on the Grill He looks like Good Eatin’.
EYE NIPPLES WTF
I know! What happens to ‘em when the cemetery is cold at night?
I prefer this:
I read that in Fry’s voice.
I love you, both for the amazing accuracy and the dorky cultural references (that I actually get, for once).
WE HAVE A WINNAR
How the hell do you find these things? What are your search terms?
ridiculously expensive, ugly, demonic?
I kinda like it..although it costs $1000 more than my Volvo did.
It costs more than that Columbian hooker’s Volvo did.
This thing will haunt my nightmares.
I have so added this to my favorite shops.
I wouldn’t want to pay that much money for it, but I love it and all the other stuff he has in shop. Not most people’s cup of tea, but I will enjoy seeing them suggested in my “you might want to buy this, you weirdo” suggestions on Etsy.
Can we have a tag added, “Not Safe For Sanity”?
who doesn’t love tiny green demons with raging boners? who??
If you have a moment, log in to Etsy and ‘Favorite’ some of the CF4L protest treasuries there.
There’s one lauding our favorite lawyer, one with evil cupcakes, one with dunces, various ones with various messages and several filled with the same ‘unique’ items!
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
I kept on thinking of putting it in the basement…then I’d give you a dollar to go down first.
When I saw this my I was like “Holy crap, I know this artist!” This is one of Master Saint’s Exu sculptures, I know him and his wife fairly well. They are nice people but make very interesting art. Just think, now he can add Regretsy on his resume.
I feel like he’s escaped from some sort of labyrinth to terrorize the world with his tit nip eyes.
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