I like the idea- excluding the Steampunk tag- but I think the execution should be a little better. Like that high school student who made dresses out of cardboard and pop tabs and shit, I think she could make a neater, cleaner dress with this idea.
Much less Hunger Games than “The Flintstones” meets “Survivor” meets “dead animal crawling on me” Chic”. I guess the clock face makes it “steampunk” LOL!
Yeah, I had the same problem with my local group. They kicked me out because I drink, and there were cries of “OMG PROTECT THE CHILDRUNZ” even though the youngest person in the group was sixteen.
Positive thimgs like “When I am your responding paramedic I will let you die and wish you to hell for your internet snark.” Like that positive, or should the monkey tone the positive down a little from there?
You want some otter wang, go to the zoo. I don’t know what it is with those fuckers; the last two times I’ve gone, I saw an otter masturbating and then two having sex.
I could totally make you that I said I only need three words. Of course depends on the size of your penis I don’t want to embarass you because well you know size does matter
It was for a hunting store. http://www.etsy.com/listing/97868721/vintage-prom-dress-upcycled
This are my designs and I really am trying to make a difference in the world….
It is from the dump……need to have some postive things to say in your life.
and your wrong if you take a look I am very talented…
I would say she must’ve leaned against something and it stuck to the duct tape, however its in such a borderline mangina area, I have to think its on purpose.
This is what happens when you’re really drunk and you decide to take your friends up on a bet when they tell you that you can’t make a steampunk dress out of tin foil, leather, and fur.
And honestly, if you’re going to make an ugly dress, can you at least make one that fits the model?
We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know… why… there’s a… steering wheel? With a tachometer in the center? And a gear shift, maybe, next to it? Is that a fur-covered hubcap on her hip?
All I want is to hide, quivering, under the parasol.
I haven’t looked at the listing, but if it’s been altered, then it can’t be “vintage”? But isn’t altered Etsy legal? So wouldn’t it have to be in “handmade”?
So cripy duck you must be very very unhappy in life. I have decided you can’t bully me.
I have talked to Esty there words they feel sorry for you. I feel much better
http://www.etsy.com/listing/97868721/vintage-prom-dress-upcycled
This are my designs and I really am trying to make a difference in the world….
It is from the dump……need to have some postive things to say in your life.
I will never stop…..because if you actually looked at my stuff I am talented and won’t be bullied
Canada live on………
Ahem, after further examination this chick is pissing me off. Exhibit A:
This is not a dress she made out of vintage material as she claims in the description. This is a common 70′s era wedding dress with the sleeves cut off, and not even nicely done I might add. I don’t care about selling vintage stuff on Etsy, but she didn’t make that dress and it is certainly not one of a kind. Go on Ebay right now and you’ll find at least 10 of those.
Holy crap, as a fan of steampunk and one of the many people who occasionally glue clock parts on other crap this outfit truly frightens me. It’s like she had a pile of metal bits laying around and googled “what can I do with cogs?” – “ooo, I’ll throw it on a dead beaver with duct tape and call it steampunk”.
Please just leave the roadkill on the street for someone else to recycle, not everything needs to be turned into something “wearable”.
Because skinny bitches don’t eat enough food so their brains don’t function properly and therefore can be easily convinced to wear items of fuckery that no self-respecting FJL would put on his/her body.
Seriously, what am I staring at? I could put glue on my clothes and roll around in the back yard for an hour and get a similar look. Where’s my $100 plus?
bacon!
tentacles!
There’s no third word because I don’t think I need to add anything to something that already involves bacon and tentacles. May I have /two/ random pussy belts instead of the one shown in your listing, however?
April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I’M KATNISS!
April 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm
More like Davy Crappett
April 26, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Crapniss.
April 27, 2012 at 5:00 pm
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May 19, 2012 at 2:14 pm
“you’re
April 26, 2012 at 1:57 pm
We can rightfully set this.. thing on fire – there was something about the fire dress in the books, right?
April 26, 2012 at 4:03 pm
yes. Yes there was.
April 27, 2012 at 5:01 pm
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April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
It’s like a tinfoil hat for your whole body!
April 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm
more like Katpiss amirite?
April 26, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I think you mean Katpiss.
April 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm
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April 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm
So if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are called Brangelina and Tom Cruise an Katie Holmes are called TomKat What would Peeta and Katniss be called??
April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm
It needs more bows on it.
April 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Or pointed at it.
April 26, 2012 at 4:16 pm
AT it and maybe a few through it too.
April 27, 2012 at 5:02 pm
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May 19, 2012 at 12:02 pm
It’s not my wrong, honey. It’s your wrong.
April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Tinfoil and animal carcasses are part of my everyday wardrobe. Dunno about you guys.
April 27, 2012 at 4:37 am
Yeah, but all the cool girls at school have time bombs attached to their appendixes just like this, only in pastel colors. Appendices?
April 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Me-yow!
April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
That’s just ridiculous.
Those shoes don’t go with that dress at all. A total fashion “don’t”.
April 26, 2012 at 1:54 pm
watch out, she might start gluing foil and fur to the shoes just to fix it.
April 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm
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May 18, 2012 at 9:47 pm
english, please!
May 18, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Absolutely the best reason to fail at your job and let someone die.
May 24, 2012 at 5:43 am
1. Wow.
Yeah, that’s all I’ve got. Just…WOW.
April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Looks more like the “From Hunger Games.”
April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Maybe she meant “seam punk”
April 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm
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May 18, 2012 at 9:47 pm
helping verbs will revolutionize your world.
May 18, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Also, the comma wants to be your friend.
May 24, 2012 at 5:45 am
Yeah, just in case it ends up having to call the paramedics, it wants to be on your good side.
Jesus.
April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Needs more octopus and watch parts.
April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I like the idea- excluding the Steampunk tag- but I think the execution should be a little better. Like that high school student who made dresses out of cardboard and pop tabs and shit, I think she could make a neater, cleaner dress with this idea.
April 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm
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May 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
The hunting store was having a prom? Awesome!
April 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Much less Hunger Games than “The Flintstones” meets “Survivor” meets “dead animal crawling on me” Chic”. I guess the clock face makes it “steampunk” LOL!
April 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm
A crawling dead animal? So, like a zombie raccoon? Chic.
April 27, 2012 at 5:08 pm
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May 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Making a difference in the world, you’re doing it wrong.
May 24, 2012 at 5:51 am
Also, copying and pasting, you’re doing it. Please stop.
April 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
1. What
2. The
3. Fuckery
April 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I’ve recently started to hang out with the local Steampunk crowd…and that would be laughed at. Seriously.
April 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Wish I had a local steampunk crowd to hang out with.
April 27, 2012 at 4:37 am
I tried, thinking my 16 yrs+ experience as a costumer would be valued and they snubbed me. srsly. playground antics all over again.
April 27, 2012 at 6:15 am
Yeah, I had the same problem with my local group. They kicked me out because I drink, and there were cries of “OMG PROTECT THE CHILDRUNZ” even though the youngest person in the group was sixteen.
April 30, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Well, I suppose the Victorian drug of choice was more properly laudanum…
April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Alien Roadkill Peeptoes
April 26, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Roadkill – exactly.
It looks like she went to a junkyard, found a car that was totaled after hitting a deer, and rolled around in the wreckage.
April 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm
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May 20, 2012 at 5:41 am
Positive thimgs like “When I am your responding paramedic I will let you die and wish you to hell for your internet snark.” Like that positive, or should the monkey tone the positive down a little from there?
May 24, 2012 at 5:52 am
I just love that her defense here is that her creations literally come “from the dump.” And that she’s not being ironic.
April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
No, but it might be Cave Punk… Flint Punk? Nah…I got nuthin’
April 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm
I call bullshit on the accessories. No tribal hunter wombyn would ever be caught dead with a compound bow!
April 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Firepunk?
April 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Roadkill Punk?
April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I wish it wasn’t so expensive!
I want a dress centered around:
1. Penis
2. Otter
3. Bojangles
April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
I want my dress around:
1. Porcupine
2. Corn Dogs
3. David Lee Roth
April 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm
1. Rabid
2. Platypus
3. Testicles
April 26, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Is the whole Platypus rabid, or just the testicles?
April 27, 2012 at 4:39 am
an important distinction
April 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm
April 26, 2012 at 7:34 pm
You want some otter wang, go to the zoo. I don’t know what it is with those fuckers; the last two times I’ve gone, I saw an otter masturbating and then two having sex.
April 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm
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May 20, 2012 at 5:44 am
So now you mean positive things like “Your penis is an embarrassment”?
May 19, 2012 at 12:03 am
Oh oh oh I wonder if the seller could center a dress around
1.) Cease
2.) And
3.) Desist
April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Me.
Want.
Absinthe.
April 26, 2012 at 1:38 pm
“I can make any dress out of duct tape.”
I’m obviously trying too hard. All I need to do is buy duct tape.
April 26, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Google Herve Leger. It has more potential than you’d think.
April 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm
That’s.
Just.
Hideous.
April 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm
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April 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm
….The only way that’d be steampunk would be if it were a trophy on some mighty hunter’s wall. Shot and killed with a steam cannon.
April 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Next week, on “Survivor: Bedrock”…
April 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm
If only I had known just by gluing the innards of an old TV to my cars sun reflector, I could look this steampunk.. *sigh*
April 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Okay, hold up. Is that really an old studded belt just….hanging…..there??
April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm
it seemed steampunk at the time.
April 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I would say she must’ve leaned against something and it stuck to the duct tape, however its in such a borderline mangina area, I have to think its on purpose.
April 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I’m so confused about this listing. Which thing is it for? Or is it for a custom thing that kind of looks like those other things?
April 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm
I mean, I see what it says, but that first one doesn’t even look like it has much duct tape. Or maybe it’s duct tape with cats stuck in it?
April 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Why would anyone want to look like a wookie in a trash heap?
April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Star Wars cosplay. They’re doing the scene in the first Star wars movie when they go down the garbage chute to escape the storm troopers.
April 27, 2012 at 5:15 pm
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May 22, 2012 at 3:17 pm
What exactly is the lesson the kids are supposed learn?
How to dress like the trash lady from Labyrinth? How to hunt in high heels?
I’m very confused.
April 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Couture. I do not think it means what you think it means.
April 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Exactly what I was thinking. She says they’re made from discarded duct tape from her husband’s work. Naught couture?
April 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Is “Not Couture” a Regretsy category already? Because if it isn’t, I’d like to nominate it.
April 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Noture?
April 26, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Recycled duct tape from her husband’s work=pilfered.
April 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm
“Liberated” duct tape, silly. Not pilfered.
April 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm
So many other words that could take the place of couture in the rest of the shop too.
April 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm
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May 20, 2012 at 5:46 am
Have you ever stopped to think “Maybe it was discarded for a reason.”?
April 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
1. Stop
2. “Designing”
3. Bullshit
April 26, 2012 at 1:45 pm
The vagina belt seems low to me. Needs more duct tape.
April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm
This is what happens when you’re really drunk and you decide to take your friends up on a bet when they tell you that you can’t make a steampunk dress out of tin foil, leather, and fur.
And honestly, if you’re going to make an ugly dress, can you at least make one that fits the model?
April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I’d wear this; for gardening, painting, cleaning the attic, that sort of thing. Anything where I’m likely to get dirty, really.
April 26, 2012 at 10:17 pm
With that bust line? Total spider catcher. Eeek!
April 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm
I’m hoping this has been posted here before, but just in case: Stay with me, Steampunk Jesus! http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4237
April 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Doomsday Preppers has a mascot I see.
April 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm
1. What
2. The
3. Hell?
April 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm
The other dresses are kind of amazing…
April 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm
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April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm
1. Stop
2. Please
3. Really
April 26, 2012 at 2:04 pm
1. Pork!
2. Sword!!
3. Spectacular!!!
Can I have my dress with extra duct tape please?
April 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm
We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know… why… there’s a… steering wheel? With a tachometer in the center? And a gear shift, maybe, next to it? Is that a fur-covered hubcap on her hip?
All I want is to hide, quivering, under the parasol.
April 26, 2012 at 8:17 pm
It’s from the David Cronenberg edition of Katamari Damacy.
April 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm
It’s all in the name: DISCARDED Couture.
April 26, 2012 at 2:12 pm
1. Where’s
2. The
3. Octopus?
April 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Forget about the outfit, her stance is terrible. She’s never going to be able to draw the bow that way.
April 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm
1. Fat
B. Jealous
III. LOOSER
April 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Nine days after opening and she already has 1 sale AND made it on Regretsy?
Jesus. I’m gonna have to go back and revaluate my life choices.
April 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm
9 days and she’s already peaked.
April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Possibly, especially since I just reported her “upcycled” wedding dress as not being handmade.
No longer revaluating myself, now just 1% more cynical.
April 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm
I haven’t looked at the listing, but if it’s been altered, then it can’t be “vintage”? But isn’t altered Etsy legal? So wouldn’t it have to be in “handmade”?
April 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Probably yes, but she is describing it as her original design made from vintage fabric. I’m just calling bullshit on that.
April 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm
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April 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
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April 26, 2012 at 2:16 pm
I really think she just made this to get onto regretsy. No-one could possibly take this seriously.
April 26, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Hoarding is the new black.
April 26, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Ahem, after further examination this chick is pissing me off. Exhibit A:
This is not a dress she made out of vintage material as she claims in the description. This is a common 70′s era wedding dress with the sleeves cut off, and not even nicely done I might add. I don’t care about selling vintage stuff on Etsy, but she didn’t make that dress and it is certainly not one of a kind. Go on Ebay right now and you’ll find at least 10 of those.
April 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm
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August 22, 2012 at 10:38 am
Do I want to duel Nazis? Maybe, if I can find a good set of pistols.
May 19, 2012 at 9:16 am
Yes, so it’s NOT handmade, it’s VINTAGE. You’re mis-categorizing your item.
And L O fucking L at the Aries bit… What is that even supposed to mean?
April 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Excellent…here is what I want my dress centered around
1. The plight of Appalacia
2. Platypus in top hats
3. Cold War Politics
April 26, 2012 at 4:23 pm
That’s more than three words.
April 30, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Appalachia
Topperplatypus
Perestroika?
April 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Oh…that is so ugly. Must weigh about 50 lbs too…bet that model can’t even move, and she’s probably aiming that bow at the designer.
April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm
What is the crap on the floor? “I’ve seen rattan balls in decorator magazines, so lets throw some around the photo shoot…”
April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like it has plaster on it? That or paper-mache. What the heck is that?
April 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm
That there’s hand applied toilet paper curls, and they’ll cost you extra.
April 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm
I didn’t check EVERY listing, but a random sampling shows everything to be “size 3/4.”
Looks like Jen Bell cleaned out her own closet.
April 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm
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April 26, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Yabba Dabba Don’t.
April 26, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Holy crap, as a fan of steampunk and one of the many people who occasionally glue clock parts on other crap this outfit truly frightens me. It’s like she had a pile of metal bits laying around and googled “what can I do with cogs?” – “ooo, I’ll throw it on a dead beaver with duct tape and call it steampunk”.
Please just leave the roadkill on the street for someone else to recycle, not everything needs to be turned into something “wearable”.
Hmm, maybe that was a bit harsh.
April 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm
The whole shop is filled with wince and wtf. My favorite so far:
“It actually looks better than in picture. The dress didn’t fit the model quite right.”
Ya think?
April 26, 2012 at 2:39 pm
1. Dothraki
2. Halloween
3. Costume
April 26, 2012 at 2:47 pm
G.O.T. for the win!
April 26, 2012 at 2:40 pm
1. Vodka
2. Hallucinogens
3. Low Self-Esteem
April 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm
1.Tim
2.Gunn
3.Disapproves
April 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Oh… that’s not even a challenge. I can do that with my eyes closed and 1 hand tied behind my back. Which is apparently what she was doing?
April 26, 2012 at 2:45 pm
I would have bet on the Hunger Games contestant that used nothing but Duct Tape.
April 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm
If your shit is supposedly “one of a kind” why would you make it in a 3/4, a size that fits almost no one?
April 27, 2012 at 12:56 am
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April 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm
What 3 words were used for that crap?
1. Dry
2. Clean
3. Only
???????
Also….Look down the arrow to aim. You’re Going to put your eye out with that thing.
April 26, 2012 at 2:57 pm
April 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm
I hate this giff. it’s creepy and makes me self-conscious. damn you!! ;P
April 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm
god.. *gif even!
April 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm
believe me, it creeps me out too, which seemed appropriate for this outfit.
April 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Who is that?
April 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm
one of the “real housewives” beverly hills i think
April 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Ahhh, the Victorian Neanderthals. A noble culture wiped out by the advent of dirigibles and time machines.
April 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Looks like it was made from discarded animals found on the side of the road.
April 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm
What the hell am I looking at?
April 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm
I
NEED
ATTENTION
That’s what 3 words I got from it. Also, needs more cephalopods.
April 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Cuttlefish are the new barnwood?
April 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm
I’m so uninformed, I never knew that “discarded couture” meant carpet remnants and used tinfoil.
April 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Tonight on Hoarders, We make a dress out of leftover food wrappers and the dead animals found under the stacks of crap that fell over.
April 26, 2012 at 4:28 pm
awesome response
April 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm
It’s total Hoard Couture.
April 26, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I believe the model’s response when she saw she had to wear this was:
1. Hell
2. Fuck
3. No
April 26, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Recycled Duct Tape from your husband’s work? Something tells me it’s more like stolen duct tape from your husband’s work.
April 26, 2012 at 4:41 pm
1. Month
2. Old
3. Leftovers
April 26, 2012 at 4:46 pm
What
The
Hell
Seriously, what am I staring at? I could put glue on my clothes and roll around in the back yard for an hour and get a similar look. Where’s my $100 plus?
April 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm
How nice that Stevie Wonder is branching out into fashion design. It’s so wonder to experience fashion by the blind.
April 26, 2012 at 4:51 pm
*wonderful.
April 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm
1. Hipster
2. Pocahontas
3. Perhaps
April 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm
My alien overlords are not impressed.
April 26, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I keep staring at this photo, thinking I see the kids from A Charlie Brown Christmas dancing around down there…..
April 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm
April 26, 2012 at 5:41 pm
These dresses are, apparently, “One of a Kind”
Yes, yes they are.
April 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm
“Discarded couture” is by far the nicest euphamism for “oily rags I found lying in the dumpster behind WAL*MART” I have yet heard.
April 26, 2012 at 8:20 pm
What horrifies me in the combination of the dress and imagining what it must smell like.
April 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Best Dumpster Chic No-Sew Dress I’ve ever seen.
And I’ve only seen one, because no.
April 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Toiled
Foiled
Spoiled
April 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Everyone knows that all the best steampunk couture fashions are modeled in front of garage doors.
April 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm
It’s like Cruella DeVil rolled around in crazy glue and the remains of a watchmaker’s shop.
April 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm
I see she already has
what
the
fuck
covered.
bacon!
tentacles!
There’s no third word because I don’t think I need to add anything to something that already involves bacon and tentacles. May I have /two/ random pussy belts instead of the one shown in your listing, however?
April 26, 2012 at 10:59 pm
I have never heard a compound bow weep before.
April 26, 2012 at 11:00 pm
It’s like she watched American Dad where he’s searching for ideas by putting opposite words together to see if they’ll work.
“I need to invent something…hmmmm…paper clips……piper claps…..popper clops! Clops that pop your Clapper!”
Voila, a new addition for my Etsy collection!
My 3 words – Christ on Crackers!
April 26, 2012 at 11:30 pm
It looks like she slathered glue on herself and rolled around in her local landfill.
April 27, 2012 at 12:52 am
1. totes
2. painful
3. waxing
April 27, 2012 at 10:08 am
Road Warrior meets Road Kill in a bad B sequel.
You just KNOW this thing smells like an episode of Hoarders. One of the bad ones, with dead cats.
April 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm
1) haz
2) no
3) dumpster
April 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm
1.No
2.You
3.Can’t.
April 27, 2012 at 7:44 pm
So easy a cavewoman can do it……
i know not three words but all i could think off
May 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm
At least we know Bjork will never have to go naked.