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Things That Are Not Steampunk #26

1. LEARN
2. TO
3. SEW

188 comments on Things That Are Not Steampunk #26

  1. badcrafter
    April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I’M KATNISS!

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  2. LeeLooDallas
    April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    It needs more bows on it.

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  3. tiedyejedi
    April 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Tinfoil and animal carcasses are part of my everyday wardrobe. Dunno about you guys.

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    • tralfaz
      April 27, 2012 at 4:37 am

      Yeah, but all the cool girls at school have time bombs attached to their appendixes just like this, only in pastel colors. Appendices?

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  4. phanie
    April 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Me-yow!

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  5. Rev. Back It On Up 13
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    That’s just ridiculous.

    Those shoes don’t go with that dress at all. A total fashion “don’t”.

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    • sporkette
      April 26, 2012 at 1:54 pm

      watch out, she might start gluing foil and fur to the shoes just to fix it.

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      • Kill the Bad Energy
        April 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm

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  6. mookiejr
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Looks more like the “From Hunger Games.”

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  7. emalineisabear
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Maybe she meant “seam punk”

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  8. inmediasres
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Needs more octopus and watch parts.

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  9. slyfroggy
    April 26, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I like the idea- excluding the Steampunk tag- but I think the execution should be a little better. Like that high school student who made dresses out of cardboard and pop tabs and shit, I think she could make a neater, cleaner dress with this idea.

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  10. dragonmum
    April 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Much less Hunger Games than “The Flintstones” meets “Survivor” meets “dead animal crawling on me” Chic”. I guess the clock face makes it “steampunk” LOL!

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  11. Fugling
    April 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    1. What
    2. The
    3. Fuckery

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  12. Vagrarian
    April 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    I’ve recently started to hang out with the local Steampunk crowd…and that would be laughed at. Seriously.

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    • hacknsplash
      April 26, 2012 at 4:25 pm

      Wish I had a local steampunk crowd to hang out with.

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    • somebidder
      April 27, 2012 at 4:37 am

      I tried, thinking my 16 yrs+ experience as a costumer would be valued and they snubbed me. srsly. playground antics all over again.

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      • Zisrah
        April 27, 2012 at 6:15 am

        Yeah, I had the same problem with my local group. They kicked me out because I drink, and there were cries of “OMG PROTECT THE CHILDRUNZ” even though the youngest person in the group was sixteen.

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        • merrid
          April 30, 2012 at 7:54 pm

          Well, I suppose the Victorian drug of choice was more properly laudanum…

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  13. daisyj
    April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Alien Roadkill Peeptoes

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    • monkey33
      April 26, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      Roadkill – exactly.
      It looks like she went to a junkyard, found a car that was totaled after hitting a deer, and rolled around in the wreckage.

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      • Kill the Bad Energy
        April 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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        • whimsiclefucker
          May 20, 2012 at 5:41 am

          Positive thimgs like “When I am your responding paramedic I will let you die and wish you to hell for your internet snark.” Like that positive, or should the monkey tone the positive down a little from there?

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        • venusenvy
          May 24, 2012 at 5:52 am

          I just love that her defense here is that her creations literally come “from the dump.” And that she’s not being ironic.

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  14. VincentVanGone
    April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    No, but it might be Cave Punk… Flint Punk? Nah…I got nuthin’

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  15. Saphrin218
    April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I wish it wasn’t so expensive!

    I want a dress centered around:

    1. Penis
    2. Otter
    3. Bojangles

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    • Wilma Fingerdoo
      April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      I want my dress around:

      1. Porcupine
      2. Corn Dogs
      3. David Lee Roth

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    • VeganVulva
      April 26, 2012 at 7:34 pm

      You want some otter wang, go to the zoo. I don’t know what it is with those fuckers; the last two times I’ve gone, I saw an otter masturbating and then two having sex.

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

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      • whimsiclefucker
        May 20, 2012 at 5:44 am

        So now you mean positive things like “Your penis is an embarrassment”?

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    • randomwhirlwind
      May 19, 2012 at 12:03 am

      Oh oh oh I wonder if the seller could center a dress around
      1.) Cease
      2.) And
      3.) Desist

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  16. LeeLooDallas
    April 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Me.
    Want.
    Absinthe.

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  17. Ally
    April 26, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “I can make any dress out of duct tape.”

    I’m obviously trying too hard. All I need to do is buy duct tape.

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    • Mapleleaves
      April 26, 2012 at 4:27 pm

      Google Herve Leger. It has more potential than you’d think.

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  18. reddogbon
    April 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    That’s.
    Just.
    Hideous.

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  19. AutobotDen
    April 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    ….The only way that’d be steampunk would be if it were a trophy on some mighty hunter’s wall. Shot and killed with a steam cannon.

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  20. Irishyankee
    April 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Next week, on “Survivor: Bedrock”…

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  21. beanienx420
    April 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    If only I had known just by gluing the innards of an old TV to my cars sun reflector, I could look this steampunk.. *sigh*

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    • beanienx420
      April 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      Okay, hold up. Is that really an old studded belt just….hanging…..there??

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      • sporkette
        April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm

        it seemed steampunk at the time.

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        • beanienx420
          April 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm

          I would say she must’ve leaned against something and it stuck to the duct tape, however its in such a borderline mangina area, I have to think its on purpose.

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  22. cardsnark
    April 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I’m so confused about this listing. Which thing is it for? Or is it for a custom thing that kind of looks like those other things?

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    • cardsnark
      April 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      I mean, I see what it says, but that first one doesn’t even look like it has much duct tape. Or maybe it’s duct tape with cats stuck in it?

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  23. leslielicious
    April 26, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Why would anyone want to look like a wookie in a trash heap?

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    • Default User
      April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      Star Wars cosplay. They’re doing the scene in the first Star wars movie when they go down the garbage chute to escape the storm troopers.

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:15 pm

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      • rexyrobot
        May 22, 2012 at 3:17 pm

        What exactly is the lesson the kids are supposed learn?

        How to dress like the trash lady from Labyrinth? How to hunt in high heels?

        I’m very confused.

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  24. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    April 26, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Couture. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    • Lady WahWah
      April 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm

      Exactly what I was thinking. She says they’re made from discarded duct tape from her husband’s work. Naught couture?

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      • Crease and Resist
        April 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm

        Is “Not Couture” a Regretsy category already? Because if it isn’t, I’d like to nominate it.

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      • hacknsplash
        April 26, 2012 at 4:28 pm

        Recycled duct tape from her husband’s work=pilfered.

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        • AntB
          April 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm

          “Liberated” duct tape, silly. Not pilfered.

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    • Skitty Kitty
      April 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      So many other words that could take the place of couture in the rest of the shop too.

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      • Kill the Bad Energy
        April 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm

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        • whimsiclefucker
          May 20, 2012 at 5:46 am

          Have you ever stopped to think “Maybe it was discarded for a reason.”?

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  25. Getoffmylawn
    April 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    1. Stop
    2. “Designing”
    3. Bullshit

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  26. Chilli
    April 26, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    The vagina belt seems low to me. Needs more duct tape.

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  27. sporkette
    April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    This is what happens when you’re really drunk and you decide to take your friends up on a bet when they tell you that you can’t make a steampunk dress out of tin foil, leather, and fur.

    And honestly, if you’re going to make an ugly dress, can you at least make one that fits the model?

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  28. Puppy Sandwich
    April 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    I’d wear this; for gardening, painting, cleaning the attic, that sort of thing. Anything where I’m likely to get dirty, really.

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  29. Regrelkae
    April 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I’m hoping this has been posted here before, but just in case: Stay with me, Steampunk Jesus! http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4237

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  30. BellyBillboard
    April 26, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Doomsday Preppers has a mascot I see.

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  31. BewilderingDialogue
    April 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    1. What
    2. The
    3. Hell?

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  32. JessicaSki
    April 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    The other dresses are kind of amazing…

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm

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  33. whimsiclefucker
    April 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    1. Stop
    2. Please
    3. Really

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  34. Lila_Jolie
    April 26, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    1. Pork!
    2. Sword!!
    3. Spectacular!!!

    Can I have my dress with extra duct tape please?

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  35. Crease and Resist
    April 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    We don’t need another hero. We don’t need to know… why… there’s a… steering wheel? With a tachometer in the center? And a gear shift, maybe, next to it? Is that a fur-covered hubcap on her hip?

    All I want is to hide, quivering, under the parasol.

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    • CupcakeFucker
      April 26, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      It’s from the David Cronenberg edition of Katamari Damacy.

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  36. angel.laveaux
    April 26, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    It’s all in the name: DISCARDED Couture.

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  37. cakesphere
    April 26, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    1. Where’s
    2. The
    3. Octopus?

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  38. Rae
    April 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Forget about the outfit, her stance is terrible. She’s never going to be able to draw the bow that way.

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  39. Postmenopaws â„¢
    April 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    1. Fat
    B. Jealous
    III. LOOSER

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  40. crispyduck13
    April 26, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Nine days after opening and she already has 1 sale AND made it on Regretsy?

    Jesus. I’m gonna have to go back and revaluate my life choices.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      April 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm

      9 days and she’s already peaked.

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      • crispyduck13
        April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm

        Possibly, especially since I just reported her “upcycled” wedding dress as not being handmade.

        No longer revaluating myself, now just 1% more cynical.

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        • LeeLooDallas
          April 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm

          I haven’t looked at the listing, but if it’s been altered, then it can’t be “vintage”? But isn’t altered Etsy legal? So wouldn’t it have to be in “handmade”?

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          • crispyduck13
            April 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm

            Probably yes, but she is describing it as her original design made from vintage fabric. I’m just calling bullshit on that.

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        • Kill the Bad Energy
          April 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm

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  41. strivingforregretsyfame
    April 26, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    I really think she just made this to get onto regretsy. No-one could possibly take this seriously.

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  42. mustardbunnies
    April 26, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Hoarding is the new black.

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  43. crispyduck13
    April 26, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Ahem, after further examination this chick is pissing me off. Exhibit A:

    This is not a dress she made out of vintage material as she claims in the description. This is a common 70′s era wedding dress with the sleeves cut off, and not even nicely done I might add. I don’t care about selling vintage stuff on Etsy, but she didn’t make that dress and it is certainly not one of a kind. Go on Ebay right now and you’ll find at least 10 of those.

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

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      • Kill the Bad Energy
        April 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm

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        • Opera Kitty
          August 22, 2012 at 10:38 am

          Do I want to duel Nazis? Maybe, if I can find a good set of pistols.

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      • magelet
        May 19, 2012 at 9:16 am

        Yes, so it’s NOT handmade, it’s VINTAGE. You’re mis-categorizing your item.

        And L O fucking L at the Aries bit… What is that even supposed to mean?

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  44. BadMiya
    April 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Excellent…here is what I want my dress centered around

    1. The plight of Appalacia
    2. Platypus in top hats
    3. Cold War Politics

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  45. Loser Crocheter
    April 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    Oh…that is so ugly. Must weigh about 50 lbs too…bet that model can’t even move, and she’s probably aiming that bow at the designer.

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  46. ramsgirldesign
    April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    What is the crap on the floor? “I’ve seen rattan balls in decorator magazines, so lets throw some around the photo shoot…”

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  47. Eyrika
    April 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like it has plaster on it? That or paper-mache. What the heck is that?

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    • crispyduck13
      April 26, 2012 at 2:29 pm

      That there’s hand applied toilet paper curls, and they’ll cost you extra.

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  48. Postmenopaws â„¢
    April 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I didn’t check EVERY listing, but a random sampling shows everything to be “size 3/4.”

    Looks like Jen Bell cleaned out her own closet.

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    • Kill the Bad Energy
      April 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

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  49. Marina
    April 26, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Yabba Dabba Don’t.

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  50. odd bird
    April 26, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Holy crap, as a fan of steampunk and one of the many people who occasionally glue clock parts on other crap this outfit truly frightens me. It’s like she had a pile of metal bits laying around and googled “what can I do with cogs?” – “ooo, I’ll throw it on a dead beaver with duct tape and call it steampunk”.

    Please just leave the roadkill on the street for someone else to recycle, not everything needs to be turned into something “wearable”.

    Hmm, maybe that was a bit harsh.

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  51. dbvs
    April 26, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    The whole shop is filled with wince and wtf. My favorite so far:

    “It actually looks better than in picture. The dress didn’t fit the model quite right.”

    Ya think?

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  52. osric
    April 26, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    1. Dothraki
    2. Halloween
    3. Costume

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  53. bschooled
    April 26, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    1. Vodka
    2. Hallucinogens
    3. Low Self-Esteem

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  54. MissNorris90
    April 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    1.Tim
    2.Gunn
    3.Disapproves

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    • gretapookie
      April 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm

      Oh… that’s not even a challenge. I can do that with my eyes closed and 1 hand tied behind my back. Which is apparently what she was doing?

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  55. thecreightonberyl
    April 26, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I would have bet on the Hunger Games contestant that used nothing but Duct Tape.

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  56. harper84
    April 26, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    If your shit is supposedly “one of a kind” why would you make it in a 3/4, a size that fits almost no one?

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    • Intractably Bumptious Thuggery
      April 27, 2012 at 12:56 am

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  57. xlsnarky
    April 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    What 3 words were used for that crap?

    1. Dry
    2. Clean
    3. Only

    ???????
    Also….Look down the arrow to aim. You’re Going to put your eye out with that thing.

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  58. odd bird
    April 26, 2012 at 2:57 pm

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  59. PensEnvy
    April 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Ahhh, the Victorian Neanderthals. A noble culture wiped out by the advent of dirigibles and time machines.

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  60. kelz
    April 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    Looks like it was made from discarded animals found on the side of the road.

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  61. Catethulhu
    April 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    What the hell am I looking at?

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  62. tinkerjenn
    April 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I
    NEED
    ATTENTION

    That’s what 3 words I got from it. Also, needs more cephalopods.

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    • merrid
      April 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

      Cuttlefish are the new barnwood?

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  63. aliceblue
    April 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    I’m so uninformed, I never knew that “discarded couture” meant carpet remnants and used tinfoil.

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  64. johnnynothumbzzz
    April 26, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Tonight on Hoarders, We make a dress out of leftover food wrappers and the dead animals found under the stacks of crap that fell over.

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  65. odd bird
    April 26, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I believe the model’s response when she saw she had to wear this was:

    1. Hell
    2. Fuck
    3. No

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  66. littlebobina
    April 26, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    Recycled Duct Tape from your husband’s work? Something tells me it’s more like stolen duct tape from your husband’s work.

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  67. Bumptious Thuggery
    April 26, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    1. Month
    2. Old
    3. Leftovers

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  68. TheEdwardianGirl
    April 26, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    What
    The
    Hell

    Seriously, what am I staring at? I could put glue on my clothes and roll around in the back yard for an hour and get a similar look. Where’s my $100 plus?

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  69. Ravenclaw
    April 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    How nice that Stevie Wonder is branching out into fashion design. It’s so wonder to experience fashion by the blind.

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  70. BluePanda
    April 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    1. Hipster
    2. Pocahontas
    3. Perhaps

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  71. Patty got abducted by a Steampunk Alien
    April 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    My alien overlords are not impressed.

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  72. meanbeads
    April 26, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    I keep staring at this photo, thinking I see the kids from A Charlie Brown Christmas dancing around down there…..

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  73. SpyGlassez
    April 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm

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  74. Bethany the Martian
    April 26, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    These dresses are, apparently, “One of a Kind”

    Yes, yes they are.

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  75. Trickster
    April 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    Discarded couture” is by far the nicest euphamism for “oily rags I found lying in the dumpster behind WAL*MART” I have yet heard.

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    • Badger
      April 26, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      What horrifies me in the combination of the dress and imagining what it must smell like.

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  76. Butts McFeckery
    April 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Best Dumpster Chic No-Sew Dress I’ve ever seen.

    And I’ve only seen one, because no.

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  77. Zippy
    April 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    Toiled
    Foiled
    Spoiled

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  78. Lady Elizabeth Birdbite
    April 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Everyone knows that all the best steampunk couture fashions are modeled in front of garage doors.

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  79. Ejia
    April 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    It’s like Cruella DeVil rolled around in crazy glue and the remains of a watchmaker’s shop.

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  80. huma_carrion_eater
    April 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    I see she already has

    what
    the
    fuck

    covered.

    bacon!
    tentacles!
    There’s no third word because I don’t think I need to add anything to something that already involves bacon and tentacles. May I have /two/ random pussy belts instead of the one shown in your listing, however?

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  81. RevW
    April 26, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    I have never heard a compound bow weep before.

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  82. jetsybetsy
    April 26, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    It’s like she watched American Dad where he’s searching for ideas by putting opposite words together to see if they’ll work.

    “I need to invent something…hmmmm…paper clips……piper claps…..popper clops! Clops that pop your Clapper!”

    Voila, a new addition for my Etsy collection!

    My 3 words – Christ on Crackers!

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  83. Leezard
    April 26, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    It looks like she slathered glue on herself and rolled around in her local landfill.

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  84. Intractably Bumptious Thuggery
    April 27, 2012 at 12:52 am

    1. totes
    2. painful
    3. waxing

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  85. Lola
    April 27, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Road Warrior meets Road Kill in a bad B sequel.
    You just KNOW this thing smells like an episode of Hoarders. One of the bad ones, with dead cats.

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  86. RevW
    April 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    1) haz
    2) no
    3) dumpster

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  87. toaster
    April 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    1.No
    2.You
    3.Can’t.

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  88. nici
    April 27, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    So easy a cavewoman can do it……
    i know not three words but all i could think off

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  89. RipAmo
    May 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    At least we know Bjork will never have to go naked.

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