Too late. I’m upset.
But there was a disclaimer! *Shakes fist at sky* A DISCLAAAAAIIIIIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve always wanted to take a cruise around Mordor to Macegaria. I’ve heard it’s beautiful in the spring.
Not from Isla Nublar, silly raptor!
Sorry, unless you’re Smaug you gotta take a boat.
BROKEN NAZI ANKLE
How can he crush Europe if he’s already been crushed?
That’s why it says “Never Again”
The Nazis were known for lack of foreshortening. Or was that foresight?
It’s the goose step!
WTF? That’s like showing a pic of drowning puppies so people don’t drown puppies.
it’s to raise awareness, duh.
(about crimes against art.)
Consider it copyrighted… CHA-CHING!
If the artist isn’t trying to upset people, what’s with the $60 price tag?
I always imagined Q’arth as warmer.
What, no option to ‘view it in a room?’
Here you go. Sorry I didn’t have more time, but I thought this would be the most appropriate VIIAR:
This reminds me of trying to play Risk in college on Hallucinogens.
I now want to make a rule that every time you are kicked out of a country/section, you take a shot. I wonder how this will effect strategies.
The best is to play with Kamchatka Vodka. And if you lose Kamchatka, you have to take, like, 3 shots.
One does not simply swim into Mordor!
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Can someone please explain about the names of the countries? Mordor I get. Why does Ireland have a Chinese name?
What are you talking about? The map is totally accurate. Except that they forgot Ecuador.
The agony of the thumbs down.
Ireland is incognito.
Didn’t you see Blazing Saddles? The Chinese will eventually be accepted, but nobody wants the Irish.
I thought they were meerkats in ketchup.
They served that at my wedding.
Really? I see the profile of a stack of half-eaten Hostess Ding Dongs covered in coconut.
Looked like a pinecone to me.
It looks like someone squishing the blood out of a bunch of used tampons.
Don’t let it go to waste! I can use it for my artistic ability!
shHhh!! You can’t mail blood products without FDA aproval, remember?!
I am an artist with an unusual request….
Chinese writing set against popcorn.
I thought it was a gravity defying beer stein that had fallen over and was not proceeding to spill out over the top and down the side. That or the result of a tremendous Nazi fart… Couldn’t decide…
A pile of crushed egg cartons with blood-red yolks?
Meerkat Manor’s previously unreleased alternative ending, season 4. Nazis v.s Meerkats: 1939, limited edition collectors DVD.
waffle fries with mayo
My first guess was a smooshed pagoda.
Arkham’s an island? Lovecraft totally lied to me.
Well, it could be the one that’s near Gotham (it.. floated away, okay?), not Arkham, Massachusetts, mind you.
This map is inaccurate. Where is Fredonia?
It’s that small unnamed state between Switzerdonia and Ukranewhateveritwas
Maybe Miss Teen South Carolina is right… maybe there aren’t enough maps.
Personally, I’ve always thought that “poll” was bullshit someone made up.
73% of Americans polled agree with you.
I wouldn’t believe Mugsy if I were you, 82% of statistics on the internet are made up on the spot.
And the other 22% are bullshit.
I wish I didn’t remember high school class mates identifying South America as Africa.
I did that once, and I was seriously embarrassed about it. Also, I was 8.
Is this a still shot from a porno?
I burst out laughing when I saw Isla Nublar on the map. Jurassic Park reference FTW!
Q’arth and Pyke made me happy, Arkham and Mordor made me happier, Shang Tsung’s Island made me happiest.
Isla Nublar put me in tears, because nothing beats Jurassic Park.
The one that broke me was Shang Tsung’s Island. “Test your might… MORTAL KOMBAT!”
I bless the rains down in Morocogeriafricaaaaaa~
Oh, Toto…we’re not in Crosniagovina anymore. (See what I did there?)
Oh Tito, you’re not in Yogotohellvia anymore. Geography is fun again!
Meanwhile, what do those of us who live in Oz do when we want to go home?
Perkele? What a shitty name for a country. Plus I heard they’re economy is in the crapper.
Not to mention the butter shortage.
Oh, it is. And our first lady is even *gasp* down with a stomach bug. Horrible business.
the title of this painting means that “Never Again 1″ was a lie. Because there it is, again.
I’m going to need new oval country stickers for the back of my car. Perhaps AI for Arkham Island this time.
Italy has a bad case of cankles. Damn, girl, you swoll.
I almost peed myself at the Shang Tsung’s island.
Everybody Shang Tsung tonight!
Oh, and I like to have maple Syraq on my pancakes.
Sorry, I’m from western Nethermany.
If Pyke was really that close to Isla Nublar, maybe the Greyjoys would have actually won the uprising. Velociraptors > farmers with spears.
where do you think the dragons really came from?
The Maelstrom, dammit!
Nothing says respect like a cartoony boot.
Have you seen her other paintings? Like the one of a mermaid with legs (I think)? http://www.etsy.com/listing/82154325/copenhagens-little-mermaid-dressed-in
And the Swiss flag on her boobies. Yea that says “Never again” right there.
The mermaid statue has been decapitated twice, that would have made a better painting.
Also, Never Again II would have been an appropriate title then.
To the artist’s credit, the famous statue does have a weird leg/tail combo.
Aha, thank you for pointing that out.
Granted, it doesn’t make the rest of the painting ok. But if we’re going to be FJLs, we should strive to be accurate FJLs.
The artist’s concept was to capture the little mermaid at the moment of transformation.
Must’ve been a long process, she looks pretty bored.
I guess I just imagined a much more spectacular physical response, just like when I transformed into a mermaid when I was a kid. Yup.
But at least now she’s finally put something on and gotten a sensible haircut.
Sensible haircut? I thought that was a painting of the moment the little mermaid transformed into a fucking werewolf.
Since when has a “Dorothy Hamill” been a “sensible haircut.” It was a pain in the ass even in 1978.
The “Cat and Dog Visit X” stuff is kind of adorable.
why is the windmill made of drugstore plastic combs?
The dog looks like a sheep, but it is pretty cute.
That’s one for the Museum of Bad Art right there.
I may have just bought this.
I mean, 30 dollars plus 20 for shipping isn’t THAT bad. I mean, I just spend at least 300 dollars on supplies and tools making a costume for a video game convention.
It’s going in my bathroom. I can’t wait.
This looks like Sasquatch with a haircut and a bikini.
I thought it was the grey profile of a bunch of paparazzi taking pictures of the broken ankle’d nazi. But the map is close enough, I guess.
I’m looking, but I can’t locate the Island of Dr. Moreau on there anywhere.. Whick is starting to make me think my cruise tickets *may* have been fake.
The Island of Dr. Moreau isn’t in Europe. It’s in Canada.
Are you sure Canada isn’t in the Island of Dr. Moreau?
I have to watch the movie again.
Pile of bodies? looks like crumpled dirty underpants to me.
I thought it was supposed to be a flaming paper bag of poo!
yah for the stomp out the smut campaign
can anyone tell me where Svenborgia is on this map, I’m rich enough!!!
No! You are not rich enough yet. If you were you would already know.
Middle right, between Lucretiaborgia and Victorborgia.
*Sound of exclamation point*
If you have to say you are… you aren’t.
STOP MAKING HUMOROUS REFERENCES TO THINGS I DON’T KNOW ABOUT
Tonight I drink to you, my dear friend.
Thank-you, I thought I was the only one. I kept scrolling through the comments hoping it would all make sense. If it hadn’t been for the cute dog and cat painting I wouldn’t have made it this far.
Yes! I only understood “Mordor”…
Ooooo, my summer vacation plans are now complete. Think I could do Q’arth to Perkele in a weekend?
You only need enough Minta for your alterna-feul scooter to get there. They give it away in Perkele (at least according to the internet sources I’ve been using). And then you’ll have enough to get home.
Ahahahahhahahha Quarth and Pyke awesome!!! Game of Thrones ftw!
I like how there’s a country in the middle that doesn’t even have a name.
that’s belgienstein, nobody gives a shit about belgienstein
Ha, well they called Turksyraq – Syraq — If the intent was to stop wars, I beg to differ. I have relatives in Turksyraq who are up in arms over this now.
(and they totally left out Golithia)
That’s where my ancestors are from, actually. So, it must be Nasty Assholia.
I think they’re doing that as a favor to the mapmakers because it keeps getting invaded and renamed. Next to the original map there’s a pad of Post-its and a pencil tied to a piece of string on the wall.
i don’t know if i’m happy you didn’t do something funny for the UK or sad that we’re that boring
Don’t think of it as U.K. think of it as UK (uck)!
I’ll give you something funny:
Only $85 with shipping! Just look at that barn wood!
Looks like two pairs of hippie bell-bottoms.
Are those ripples in the canvas?
I can not believe that I guessed that was supposed to be Stonehenge. It actually makes less sense now that I know I was right.
Now if only someone would do a painting of Kim Kardashian’s ginormous ass hovering over television and media of all kinds. That’s a tragedy we should never forget nor allow to happen again.
Ginormous ass hovering?
“That’s no moon – that’s a SPACE STATION!”
Ooooh I’m from Switzervenia!
Everybody Shang Tsung Tonight!
All together now!
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in, then you goose-step it about;
You do the Nazi Pokey and you make a quick buck off the suffering of millions;
That’s what it’s all about!
(The end needs work.)
No, the end is fine the way it is :]
End of line 4 is “and burn down the town” if you’re a customer at Cafe’ Rene’.
The position of that boot makes me wonder what the Nazi is doing off screen…
He slipped on the body pile and fell. And that’s why it’s important to keep your workplace clean and bloodless. Safety first, people.
He’s groaning in agony from having multiple fractures and dislocations of his tibia, fibula and talus!
Hitler walked that way because he’s *singing* “only got one ball.”
As it turns out, the Nazi hierarchy was very testicularly challenged.
Oddly enough, this tour de force has inspired me to create my own painting, not to cause upset but to remember this painting so that such an eyesore never happens again.
I really really really want a copy of the Regretsy map.
Embroidered on burlap and photographed against barnwood, of course.
Oh cool, my dad’s from Mordor!
A Goya for our age?
You know, it’s so easy to project onto a canvas and trace. There’s just no excuse for drawing the coastline of Macegaria all fuckily like that.
The painting is even funnier you open Google Maps and compare!
Kids these days are so fooking lazy.
Apparently in Isla Nubar you pay almost no tax.
And they say the schools are excellent too.
This joke is too intelligent and took me too long to get. Shame on you, Regretsy, for overestimating my knowledge base!
Living in Germany is hell!!! Never again!! Also, you can’t sell this there and the wouldn’t have any idea what it was for anyway. I think I met 2 people under the age 30 who knew about that. Can’t remember what you don’t know.
Yea, you can’t sell it here, what a tragedy!
I don’t know what kind of people you talked to but they either drank away their entire youth or never made it past 5th grade. The third Reich is THE central topic in history class and additionally there’s a shit ton of obligatory literature you have the pleasure of reading. I’m almost afraid to ask, where the hell were you? Tiefer Osten?
Correction: You CAN sell it. It’s “art”.
Think ruder and more money. Wiesbaden
I literally know nothing about Wiesbaden other than that Martin Niemoeller was born there. Which is kind of fitting.
But I’d be super cranky if I had to deal with that accent all day, myself. Get the hell out of there before it starts to eat away at your brain.
I cry foul… Who left Westeros off this map! Winter is coming.
Wait… is that Nazi wearing tap-shoe boots?
I think they’re supposed to be hobnails.
All the rest of us are from the nameless chunk in the middle of Smearope, un-named, un-loved, un-noticed, and sulking.
yep, I’m living in Hungary right now, and I searched with high hopes, then felt deflated and sad. That’s ok, I’ll go back to Australia soon, and that’s almost like Austria, right??
I will tell you what I find really fascinating about this piece: that Elmer Fudd was a Nazi. Who knew?
But will it go with the sofa?
I thought it was a bootprint at first, I didn’t realize they were bodies until I read the description. So, uh, good job there?
this would give my world history 2 teacher ulcers and fits
what does a Hispanic Nazi stepping on a wasps nest have to do with WWII?
Well, govern yourself accordingly. Do you like them? If yes, don’t show it to them. If no, then show away!!
How the hell did my reply to #53 end up on #54?!?!? Wait! Where are my glasses, Fred?!
…and your user name becomes clear
Shang Tsung’s Island made me spit take. At least the weather is nice, except for those underground and volcanic parts of the island… D=
It reminds me of the other month at wrestling. One of the guys kept saying “Get over here/Come here!” and no one seemed to get the reference.
I had to listen to the theme song repeated as a result of this post… I had forgotten how good it was.
This makes sense, especially since Helen included a dotted red line to indicate the Hothtic Circle on her map.
this made me spit-take!
haven’t the Jews suffered enough….jesus….
The artist claims she has no desire to keep bringing up the holocaust, (she just needs to chew more anatacid tablets) but she does offer a lovely little concentration camp study on Page 2 of her shop, the “Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp Holocaust Memorial Painting” showing the gates to Sachsenhausen with “Arbeit Macht Frei.” What fun. Guaranteed to cheer up any cosy fireplace mantel.
In Soviet Switzervenia, Holocaust remembers you!
One does not simply walk into Mordor. You have to take a boat.
They included Arkham but forgot the Remote and Inaccessable Plains of Leng? Great Cthulhu will not be pleased by this.
Just wait ’til she hears from the vaguely ethnic republic of La Isla Bonita. They’re a confused but proud people.
be kind to me, I am but a lurker who was finally entrapped into joining……dear god, between the Schecter kurfluffle and the never again topic I peed my pants about 15 times.
Them Nazis…..always stomping at Savoy.
I squealed with joy when I saw Arkham Island on the Regretsy map. The Batnerd in me loves you more because of that, April. I’d love to own the Regretsy map so I can put or on some barnwood that was upcycled from a steampunk Amish family’s barn.
The home of my maternal ancestors appears to be in northern Perkele. I am grinning inanely because of this.
PERKELE!!!!!! (I can say that, I live there)
But if I pay someone $60, this atrocity could in fact repeat itself…
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