FJL FTW
I thought we could all use a little palette cleanser.

Hi Helen!
I read the post you put up about Kevin and his wife, Tashi. It really broke my heart.
I was wondering what I might be able to do for them, when I found out that Doctor Who was filming in NYC this week!
Guess what? My friend and I managed to get a card signed by the cast:
The Doctor/Matt Smith
Amy Pond/Karen Gillan
Rory Willams/Arthur DarvillWe talked to one of the crew members, Jim, who turned out to be the assistant director (I believe that’s what he said) and he passed the card over to be signed for us – Yay for Jim!
Love your site and the stuff you do for your readers. I hope this card will cheer Kevin up.
Best,
Amy

April 24, 2012 at 7:49 pm
Awww, lovely! That’s amazing.
April 24, 2012 at 7:50 pm
That’s so kind. Good for them!
April 24, 2012 at 11:59 pm
I come here to read about selfish lying greedy bastards, and I see this. Now I have tears in my eyes! Maybe this can be redeemed. I bet they bought that dr who card from a reseller…
April 25, 2012 at 7:53 am
I’m thinking the listing would read a little something like this:
WouLd You like to Bought Doctored Who? MemorYbelia? We have fine selections with diskount price for you especially. Full selection of fine MemorYbelia for other shows too. Brown coats for sale too at low price – designer name brands. CONVO ME!
April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
That is fantastic!
April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Dammit April, stop doing things for the community. You’re a profit website, remember.
Seriously though, Amy, you rock.
April 24, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Excellent work, Pond!
You guys are seriously frigging amazing.
April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
I love NYC and there really are nice people here
April 24, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Damn skippy! We’ll chit chat to you on the ATM line. Just don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk to stare up at the tall buildings during lunch hour, cuz then we’ll bite your hick-ass head off.
April 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Eh, that’s not solely NY… we’ll do the same here in backwater Jacksonville, FL.
April 25, 2012 at 5:33 am
Jacksonville eh? I’m right over the state line in Saint Marys, Ga. Glad to know I’m not the only FJL in these parts
and Amy this is awesome!
April 25, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Well then. I’m the opposite direction in St. Johns county. And yes, we’re just as grouchy toward the tourists!
April 25, 2012 at 4:54 am
*makes notes for PetjaPalooza*
April 25, 2012 at 11:58 am
Don’t worry about it, Beebs. You’ll be with a bunch of FJLs with some native NYers thrown in the mix. Everyone will think you’ve never been farther west or south than NJ!
One thing: Real NYers walk in clumps, not side by side, filling out the sidewalk. I’ve seen tourists 8 abreast and I want to scream, “Break up into small groups. You’re not the fucking Rockettes, fer chrissakes!”
You’ll be fine.
April 24, 2012 at 8:22 pm
New Yorkers are honestly some of the friendliest people as long as you’re not in their way. They’ll give you directions, plot out your subway trip for you, and pretty much make damn sure you’re enjoying their city. I love New York and New Yorkers.
April 24, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Dall, I agree! I’m so overdue for a visit to NYC, and really looking forward to getting out there for the Regretsy meet-up in 2 weeks.
Amy and Friend, you are awesome!
April 25, 2012 at 4:44 am
yeah unless you’re from New Jersey…
April 25, 2012 at 7:29 am
Hell yes, Princess! I’m a NJ native who transplanted herself to South FL a few years ago. All of the terrible NJ stereotypes are NY’ers (smelly- nope, that’s Staten Island; bad drivers- you try and avoid the NY drivers; trashy and insane- that’s Jersey Shore… NONE of them are from NJ, and almost all of them are from NY!)
April 25, 2012 at 8:58 am
I’m a native NYer and I worked with a woman who was a native NJer. She hated the stereotype of NJ drivers being so bad and summed it up thusly: “Nost of them are transplanted New Yorkers!”
April 25, 2012 at 11:26 am
Another Jersey transplant here –
most of the trash seems to be from Philly.
No offense, folks – but NYC seems to do friendlier.
North Jersey is kind of like NCY’s super suburb, whereas South Jersey is kind of like PA but flat and sandy.
Never going back.
April 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm
That reminds me! HelloKnitty! Are you going to the shindig May 11? We should talk.
April 24, 2012 at 11:20 pm
We are good people, aren’t we?
*hugs the world*
April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Brings a tear to my fat, jealous eye. I knew there was a reason I hung around with you lot!
April 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Amy, you rock so hard!!
April 24, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Very nice! That is awesome!
April 24, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Cleansing my palette via my eyeballs. Yep, those are tears.
April 24, 2012 at 7:54 pm
You really outdid yourself on this one. This is great stuff. I hope Kevin enjoys it! Did you ever find someone to craft the urn?
April 25, 2012 at 6:34 am
Yep.
April 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
I am now going to cry alot. That’s so freaking awesome!
April 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
That is so incredibly thoughtful. Way to go Amy!
April 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
By the Gods, I love you fat, jealous cows with a passion! It’s you lot that restore my faith in humanity! Keep it up, you bunch of FJL!
April 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
That almost made me cry. Also, out of gin. But mostly warm fuzzies.
April 24, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Holy cats, that’s terrific!
April 24, 2012 at 7:57 pm
trying so hard to not well up with glitter tears…
curse you, amy, for reminding me that i actually have a heart!
April 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Awww, that brings a tear to my eye.
Jeez, why do FJLs keep doing all these nice things? We’re supposed to be total assholes who make legitimate artists cry!
April 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm
No, we make the non-legitimate artists cry. Those of us who have talent have no reason to be laughed at for being fucking idiots as we are not. But if you are, watch out b/c the shit will fly! ;p
-An artist and a FJL
April 25, 2012 at 12:01 pm
“Jeez, why do FJLs keep doing all these nice things? We’re supposed to be total assholes who make legitimate artists cry!” (emphasis added)
You misspelled “reseller”
April 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm
When they’re not busting illiterate attorneys in the chops, Regretsians are downright sweethearts!
April 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm
It’s stuff like this that makes me pleased to be a Fat, Jealous Loser.
April 24, 2012 at 7:59 pm
It’s an amazing thing, this band of talentless fucks you have here. These assholes manage to hate on true craftards AND find time to leave your mom’s basement to actually love on people. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
April 24, 2012 at 8:00 pm
Awww, that warms my cold bitter heart. Just a little.
April 24, 2012 at 8:02 pm
This pleases me so much. Wash and Tashi deserve every bit of happiness thrown their way, and this is good stuff. Amy, you’re good people.
April 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm
So sweet. Too bad no one ever wins on Regretsy.
April 24, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Yep, crying like a fat, jealous baby.
April 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
All of you, stop being such loving, wonderful human beings.
It makes it so much harder for me to insult you.
April 24, 2012 at 8:11 pm
That’s really lovely.
(Also, palate cleanser, not palette.)
April 24, 2012 at 8:18 pm
You say that, but have you ever tried licking paint? It’s like huffing markers, only chewy.
April 24, 2012 at 11:48 pm
It might take turpentine to get the taste of Baligate out of our mouths.
April 25, 2012 at 6:43 am
Nope, but this guy has.
What a maroon!
April 24, 2012 at 8:11 pm
You just made me cry. Seriously, it’s exam week, and I’m in the library crying. Crap, now somebody’s coming over to check on me.
I’m fine. I swear.
April 25, 2012 at 9:01 am
Just make your expression to match your avatar and they’ll back off. Literally. They won’t want to turn their backs on you, not knowing what a soft-hearted FJL you really are.
April 24, 2012 at 8:13 pm
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April 24, 2012 at 8:14 pm
i think i am in love with Matt Smith’s signature.
April 24, 2012 at 9:09 pm
My first thought was that he legitimately does have a Doctor’s handwriting.
April 24, 2012 at 9:23 pm
He signed it AS THE DOCTOR.
The man’s fucking adorable.
April 25, 2012 at 2:45 pm
He really, truly is. Between the cast members taking the time and the lovelies who thought to do this, I am reminded that the TARDIS was right: humans are so much bigger on the inside.
April 25, 2012 at 12:23 am
It looks a bit like Gallifreyan, doesn’t it?
April 25, 2012 at 6:44 am
Don’t neglect the smiley face!
April 25, 2012 at 10:00 am
I am in love with Matt Smith’s face.
April 24, 2012 at 8:16 pm
That’s amazing!
April 24, 2012 at 8:17 pm
That is freaking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
1000 “loser, bitchy” points for Amy!
April 25, 2012 at 6:36 am
Only 1000?!?!? Fuck that! 1,000,000,000 L,B Points to Amy!
April 24, 2012 at 8:18 pm
So freaking fantastic all around. Good on yer!
April 24, 2012 at 8:19 pm
I’m not sniffling, I’ve just got allergies more vicious than Daleks.
April 24, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Is that “the most amount of love” from Matt Smith? Daaaaw. Count me amongst the weepy.
April 24, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Ok, that, yeah.. that made me tear up. Wow. You people are some of the kindest people I know. Except if one is a craftard.
April 24, 2012 at 8:23 pm
I am absolutely shitting myself with envy right now. What an amazing thing to do!
April 24, 2012 at 8:23 pm
You’re awesome, Amy. I just teared up a little, not gonna lie. Of course, all of the posts about Wash and Tashi have done that, so…
April 24, 2012 at 8:24 pm
That’s so sweet. You guys rock so hard.
April 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Anything to do with Doctor Who gives me too many emotions for my own good, and to say I love that show and its cast would be a vast understatement (I’m wearing a sonic screwdriver t-shirt, my account name is taken from the constellation in which the Doctor’s late home planet was located, and I have been studying to the soundtrack today, in case I need nerd cred here).
So this… I just… I don’t know how to process all my feels right now. I love this in so many ways. The person who thought to get this, the person who brought it to the attention of the cast, the cast, and April are all just really amazing. And if it makes me this happy secondhand, I can only hope he’ll be thrilled beyond imagining. Good work all around.
April 24, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Absolutely amazing in every way! I swear, the more I hang around Regretsy, the happier I get!
April 24, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Regretsy has that effect on me too.
April 24, 2012 at 8:42 pm
This is amazing, i always thought you guys are a bunch of assholes that make people that try to make a living on Etsy cry on a daily basis, but noooooooooo
you just had to prove me wrong..
April 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Every time I lose faith in humanity, you bastards go & do something like this. Crying like a bitch, I ain’t even gonna lie.
How much a loser do you have to be, to be on a movie set, get the opportunity for an autograph, AND THEN THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE?
Regretsy FJLs = The Best
April 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Such a win! And I love the modesty of the show’s stars — they actually scribbled in their characters’ names next to their signatures! As if a fan wouldn’t know! Just brilliant everyone!
April 24, 2012 at 8:46 pm
well I do ceramics… but I’m working on an “urn” (cowboy boot) for my grandfather that passed. I’m not sure I’d be able to recreate the Tardis so well that it would do him justice… I feel bad I wasn’t able to help initially. *sniffle* I’m so sad for them…
April 24, 2012 at 8:49 pm
What a sweetheart! And no, I don’t who I’m referring to because everyone involved is awesome!
April 24, 2012 at 8:49 pm
That is……amazing. I’m really jealous, BUT I know Kevin will appreciate it.
April 24, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Oh shit don’t cry oh shit don’t cry oh shit don’t cry..
FUCK IT PASS THE THE KLEENEX!
April 24, 2012 at 8:59 pm
i like when this place makes me giggle, and it’s great when i feel like we’re implementing some great come-upance to the great corporate overlords through snark. but these moments are my favorites.
April 24, 2012 at 9:02 pm
no, YOU’RE crying.
April 24, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Hehe this is incredible! Though I think Matt Smith’s signature has been warped by the TARDIS into illegibility. xD
April 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm
I’m reading the article on this couple and it’s so heartbreaking. Makes me want to drive over to their house and give them both huge hugs.
April 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm
http://washandtashi.blogspot.com/2012/04/unworthy.html
They got the urn today.
April 25, 2012 at 6:45 am
And they’ll soon get this wonderful Tardis card. Good.
April 25, 2012 at 7:37 am
They’re adorable. I’m so sad that he’s ill and they won’t get old together.
April 24, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Dammit, I’m only barely holding on to my emotions right now, and ya’ll have to go do something awesome like this. Now I’m crying in a library. But, seriously, you rock Amy.
April 24, 2012 at 9:43 pm
You did such a kind thing, it made me about cry!
Thank you!
April 24, 2012 at 9:44 pm
I literally just started crying at this.
I AM FULL OF FEELS
ALSO COLD MEDICINE
April 24, 2012 at 9:47 pm
I know you didn’t do this for recognition. I know you did it just to be good people. But I’m glad I get to say it anyway – thank you for being awesome. I hope this brings a big nerdy smile to Kevin’s heart <3
"So shines a good deed in a weary world…"
http://youtu.be/xLFo-idElMI
April 24, 2012 at 9:50 pm
wow!!!!
April 24, 2012 at 10:12 pm
Serious props for taking random kindness to the next level, and credit to the cast for being so willing to be a part of it!
April 24, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Okay that’s so amazing and sweet and I might be crying now.
April 24, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Nicely done, Amy. You are a champion!
April 24, 2012 at 10:25 pm
Rad
April 24, 2012 at 11:24 pm
I have warm-fuzzy-happy-sweet-luffs for FJLs. Because they are such assholes that they can’t help but do shit like this.
April 25, 2012 at 4:58 am
Exactly. I have a hard time understanding why the cupcakes hate us, I really do.
April 25, 2012 at 9:13 am
It’s because they’re cupcakes. It’s what they do.
April 25, 2012 at 11:22 am
Cupcakes… frosted with irony and covered in bitter, bitter sprinkles.
April 26, 2012 at 7:15 am
The Whovians over at Doctor Who’s FB page are being all cupcakey. Dr. Who was nice enough to link to this post and most of the comments are completely irrelevant chatter about upcoming episodes/The Doctor’s potential gender. Which is all well and good *where it belongs*, which is NOT in the comment section about a terminally ill man’s last wishes.
April 24, 2012 at 11:48 pm
aw, yay.
April 25, 2012 at 2:12 am
The irony is that underneath all the snark, I reckon the FJLs have more heart than all of the cupcakefairies at Etsy put together. Amy, you are the winnerest of winners.
I’ve been forced to say nice shit twice this week and it’s only Wednesday.
April 25, 2012 at 3:53 am
Amy: you are awesome. Consider my palette paint-free.
April 25, 2012 at 4:19 am
How nice to wake up to some positivity. Now, back to the fuckery!
April 25, 2012 at 4:45 am
what everyone else said…
April 25, 2012 at 4:51 am
Three of my favorite people turned out to be even nicer than expected… and the Fat Jealous Losers hit another one out of the park in the “best people ever” department. I’d say this day is shaping up to be a winner already.
April 25, 2012 at 5:03 am
This is made of awesomeness. All the best to Kevin and Tashi.
April 25, 2012 at 5:06 am
have a look at Tashi’s blog as there is a new video thankyou about the urn – 24 April
http://washandtashi.blogspot.com.au/
April 25, 2012 at 5:14 am
Well now my jealousy is even bigger than I am!
April 25, 2012 at 5:20 am
This gave me goosebumps. Regretsy is amazing.
April 25, 2012 at 5:32 am
And now I’m crying. Damn.
Amy, you are a goddamn rockstar.
April 25, 2012 at 5:38 am
I hope you fat assholes are proud of yourselves! You know I hate getting warm fuzzies this early in the morning!
April 25, 2012 at 5:55 am
I’m crying my heart out.
April 25, 2012 at 6:37 am
“I thought we could all use a little palette cleanser.”
I see what you did there….
April 25, 2012 at 6:39 am
A little boatwood cleanser?
April 25, 2012 at 6:38 am
Well done, Amy! Words cannot express how awesome that was. You even got the sigs a Tardis card.
Awesome. Simply wonderful.
April 25, 2012 at 6:40 am
Amy, that was just such a FJL thing to do….you deserve all the good karma for that!
Stupid tears… I went straight into the ugly cry after watching their thank you video for the Tardis urn.
April 25, 2012 at 7:54 am
URL for video please? for loser who can’t find it?
April 25, 2012 at 9:15 am
From @Upcyclecreamygoodness, above: http://washandtashi.blogspot.com.au/
April 25, 2012 at 7:43 am
What a lovely and kind thing to do.
April 25, 2012 at 7:54 am
my first thought: wow, Amy is mad cool for doing that! *fat sloppy jealous glitter tears*
my second thought: Dr. Who in NYC! *kermit flailing*
my third thought: Matt Smith signed “The Doctor” *ZOMG THANKS I CAN ONLY THINK IN ALL CAPS NOW*
April 25, 2012 at 8:54 am
That is absolutely awesome.
April 25, 2012 at 10:05 am
April 25, 2012 at 10:13 am
I think I first heard of this couple from think geek, I believe they sent kevin a care package of dr.who awesomeness a while back. Nice to see so many geeks in so many places rallying to make his short time left more joyful!
by the way, if no ceramic artists surface in time, I think this could make a great Urn in a pinch…and it talks!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/d0dd/?srp=2
April 25, 2012 at 12:02 pm
They have the urn already. There’s a video on their site about it.
http://washandtashi.blogspot.com.au/
April 25, 2012 at 10:39 am
Okay, I was peeking at their Fundraising page (http://fundly.com/thecommunecares) and did anyone else notice that Jane Espensen donated? Am I late to something? Did we already praise her for being awesome for this?!
April 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm
FJLs ROCK!
April 25, 2012 at 12:24 pm
This is the definition of awesome.
April 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm
I just cried a fat jealous tear of pure happiness.
Amy, you’re awesome!
April 28, 2012 at 9:56 am
Very, very cool.