It doesn’t lose suction
Let’s face it. We all have someone we’d like to banish, but handmade Guardian Meditation Enhancer Shield ARC units aren’t cheap. Fortunately, you can get a similar effect by staring at a Dyson canister after vacuuming under a lathe.
*For added realism, stick five $100 bills up your ass until you “no longer feel anything.”
April 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Does it come with a tin foil hat?
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Yeah but it’ll cost you an extra 50 bucks.
April 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm
I make my own tinfoil hats. You just can’t trust that other people might not be trying to tap into your brain these days.
April 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm
You’d trust a tinfoil hat made by someone else? You’re brave. I’d never know what their ulterior motives were and the tinfoil hat could be attracting the aliens, but I’m rather gullible.
April 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm
So, you aren’t familiar with the groundbreaking work done at MIT on tinfoil hat effectiveness, eh?
(Yes. At MIT. Really. No lie. No sarcasm.)
April 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm
No, but I never put anything past the engineering wackodoodles (meant fondly) of MIT.
April 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm
That link is actually research done at UCLA Berkeley. They do reference the MIT study though. It’s always good to see experimental replication.
April 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Sorry, Agent. The MIT Media Lab (shown in some of the photos in the linked document) is located at MIT. Also, researchers from the Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department at MIT and the MIT Media Laboratory are at MIT!
Researchers at UCLA might have replicated the study, but the link I posted is to the MIT study.
April 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm
It’s just on the Berkeley web site. They couldn’t find anyone in California who would wear a tin foil helmet ironically.
April 16, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Ooooo-their head model is scary – in a very Dickensian sort of way.
April 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Dare we call it…. STEAMPUNK?
April 17, 2012 at 7:22 am
What I really love about the study was that they discovered that tin foil hats actually AMPLIFY the signals at the ranges accessible to governments and corporations. So when you think you’re “protecting yourself” from them, you’re actually MORE vulnerable (assuming mind control signaling actually occurred). It’s excellent fodder for conspiracy theorists.
April 17, 2012 at 8:59 am
I buy my tinfoil hats from Chinese resellers on etsy.
April 17, 2012 at 1:28 pm
It suddenly dawned on me – how did they make burritos and hats BEFORE the invention of tinfoil? Burritos and hats have been around for a long time. We can therefore conclude that tinfoil was a gift to the Aztecs from the folks from Proxima Centauri.
And buying tinfoil hats? – *snort*. WE always made our own, digging tin from Mother Earth, smelting it with Cousin Fire, and rolling it into sheets on distressed barn wood by hand. Just as Cthulhu intended.
April 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
A meditation enhancer without a flux capacitor? This is worthless to me. *flounce*
April 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm
There aren’t even any details on the polarity of the neutron flow! I can’t afford to reverse it on my own!
April 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I’d so pay you to talk nerdy to me.
April 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm
$500 for a plastic tube, slinky toys, leftover springs, and Christmas tree garland. I’d buy it, but they forgot the paperclips and duct tape. Everyone knows that’s what really makes the telepathic connection.
April 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
MacGyver would be ashamed.
April 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm
MacGyver would make a gun or a bobsled out of that thing.
MacGruber on the other hand…
April 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm
So YOU’RE the other person who saw MacGruber. I was wondering.
April 16, 2012 at 7:15 pm
I saw the scenes with Betty White. If there’s more than that out there, you’re on your own.
April 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm
I can’t think of anything that doesn’t need more duct tape.
April 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Cow bells?
April 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm
My mouth?
April 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm
This is what happens when sellers get their fuses blown/chakras knocked out of alignment when they hear this line at craft shows:
“Hey!, that’s really, really a cool idea! No, I don’t need to buy it, I can make it myself!”
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
it’s like a reject pile from the dildo factory… but if it really is what they say it is it really needs a menstrual blood pendant to win me…
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
You know it works because wires.
Wires everywhere.
April 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm
COLORFUL wires. Barely uncoiled from the bead store packaging. Metal shavings. Tubes, tubes TUBES. I love tubes! Most weirdos do.
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Unfortunately my existing Guardians won’t let me spend $500 on stupid sht like this. If only I could banish them somehow…
April 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Wow! What a Catch-22!! If only you could purchase this POS, you could banish a non-existent thing yet the non-existent thing is preventing you from purchasing this POS.
Doesn’t life just suck sometimes?!?
April 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm
You used the hyphen with Catch-22.
*literary nerd swoons*
April 16, 2012 at 7:11 pm
But of course! How nice to know I still can make someone on the planet swoon.
April 17, 2012 at 10:18 am
If you’re ever going to refer to the book as Moby-Dick and the movie as Moby Dick, please give me some warning so I’m not near anything that might hurt me when I faint in ecstasy, OK? Thanks!
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
All that feedback was missing is “It forever changed the size of the smell.”
April 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Well its backed by Etsy and I’m sure there is a guarantee. Though when returned the balance may come back as cupcakes or faerie dust and Twilight ashes.
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
i wondered what to do with all my old phone cords!
April 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I think I see the earring I lost last month in there!
April 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm
So that’s where all my missing earrings are going…hmm, now I know what to do with the left over ones I have! -gets out glue gun and various random springy looking shit from the junk drawer-
April 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm
I should clean under the fridge where all the springy cat toys probably ended up.
April 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm
I think the other sock is in there.
April 16, 2012 at 9:18 pm
so is his missing ear!!
(regretsy old school!)
April 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm
I just found an earring I lost the other day! Your post reminded me of the happiness so I needed to rub in my good luck. Sorry for being mean
April 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Is that a tennis ball can with the label peeled off?
April 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Unfortunately my Guardians won’t let me spend $500 dollars on stupid shit like this. If only I could banish them somehow…
April 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
How did this post twice? Can it be deleted? My jokes only have enough funny to work once. If at all.
April 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm
The guardians thought you were extra funny today.
April 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm
It’s proof of demonic possession!! Flee!!
FLEE-EE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEEEEEEE!!
April 17, 2012 at 9:46 am
SHUNNN the Hunny Badger, SHUNNNNNNNNNN!
April 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Quick break out the tinfoil hats we are being monitored by the Illuminati (aka Chieftons)
I have a deluxe tinfoil hat with extra interference. It contains some metal so I rub the cat with a balloon,and statically attach it to the hat
April 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm
We’re always being monitored by the Illuminati…interesting you should specifically mention it now. Very interesting…
April 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm
I was really sad when I realized that you weren’t actually rubbing the cat off with the balloon. Which is what I thought you had written. Now I’m a little disturbed at the fact that I’m sad that you’re not.
April 16, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Wait… attach the cat or the balloon? I don’t think static will hold it. Might need duct tape.
April 17, 2012 at 4:54 am
Its a Deja vu. Something in The Matrix has changed! Quick find an exit!
April 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm
I am a big fan of radionic devices as a kind of folk art. Unfortunately for these creators, I have neither the storage space nor the funds to acquire non-working junk. But the colored wires sure are pretty.
April 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm
DAMN YOU HELEN. Now I might have to purchase this one: http://www.etsy.com/listing/96028475/bedroom-glow-piece
It glows in the dark, and dispels nightmares and prevents alien abduction! And when it arrives, my wife will huck it at me, and you know it’s gonna leave a mark!
April 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Oh God, if anything that is a nightmare inducer.
It looks like an eye..glowing in the dark…
If I had kids, I’d place them randomly around the room in an attempt to “help” them.
April 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Do you provide babysitting services? My kids need a lot of “help”.
April 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Of course. Free, if they need “help”.
April 16, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I read it as a SCALDED DOWN VERSION. : P
April 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm
That’s really phallic-looking to me. Although maybe it’s just because I’ve been drinking and Regretsy-ing again….
April 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm
I thought it looked like there were little butt plugs though, now that I see the rods attached to them. they look like funky wired sex toys
April 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm
wow, lots of orgone in that store. wonder if Devo shops there?
April 17, 2012 at 9:49 am
Why not, they’ve got freedom of choice.
April 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm
From her description:”I have sent out a few pieces aimed at children”.
….woah, woah, woah, is that a threat?
April 16, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Well, if your pieces are gonna banish stuff, make it count.
April 17, 2012 at 9:50 am
I’ve childproofed my house, but they still get in. Maybe I need one of these.
April 16, 2012 at 7:18 pm
It’s a cobalt blue glowing boob.
I’d buy it if it produces bourbon.
April 16, 2012 at 10:03 pm
I’d pay double if it produces oxycodone…or bourbon AND vicodin. Or vodka and vicodin. Or vicodin and vicodin. Or…is it time for my meds again?
April 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm
You guys are SO cynical. Don’t you know these people believe this stuff? No need to be SO MEAN. MEEEEAN MEEEAN MEEEEEAN MEANIES TELLING THE TRUTH IS MEAN. People are allowed to believe what they want and if this helps them focus, what’s the harm?
In fact, I can feel it working as I banish all of YOU and your HATING from my computer chair. And it hasn’t even arrived yet!
You’ll see, when you’re all BANISHED.
(see, self indulgent flouncers, I’ve done it for you)
April 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Oops, forgot some stuff ‘blah blah blah galileo was laughed at blah blah science can’t explain everything blah blah universal vibrations blah blah totally legitimate to charge this much for meditation things blah blah blah’
April 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm
And “if you don’t believe then your negativity will cause it to malfunction, so if it doesn’t work it’s your fault and you nattering nabobs of negativity should be banished, but this wonderfulness can’t help you.” Same argument for faith healing, come to think of it.
April 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm
It’s almost akin to a perfect murder.
April 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm
So..that makes it a chain mail-esque type good.
Or a seller tantrum because you are a big fat stupidhead poopyface if it doesn’t work for you.
Know what. A bottle of vodka would work way better than…well,..bullshit. Bullshit in a can.
And it’s also got the macaroni element as well. You know…when you go someplace special that doesnt let you use anything that could be turned into a weapon. I was not thinking prison just because it has colorful shit, and prisoners might put cigarettes and shanks in there. Useful stuff.
April 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Can it easily maneuver around corners?
April 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Yes. Not only that, but it has geometrodynamic functions as well!!
April 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm
As long as it doesn’t try to hump the Shop-Vac.
April 16, 2012 at 10:06 pm
But think of the lovely children they would have!
April 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I found myself needing to click on this and read more, and boy was I rewarded:
Shop owner- VibratingPickle
Shop Name- Pickle’s High Vibrations
“….now that I am experimenting with Tensor Fields, it looks like I will be offering more powerful pieces. I will be offering finger sized generators that put out comparable to a full sized pyramid. Efficiency is what I am aiming for, which translates to more power in a smaller package.”
April 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
dildo rejects… called it!
April 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Well, Hello!
April 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm
And we are ALL looking for more power in a smaller package. Obviously.
April 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm
AND it puts out! Win win.
April 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
wonder if this makes his pickle vibrate when we pay him for this…man! Small packages? I think he has a small pickle!
April 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm
The Vibrating Gherkin.
April 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm
When you’re jerkin’, use a Gherkin!
April 16, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Or a merkin!
(She said, lurkin’)
April 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm
While the coffee’s perkin’.
April 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm
On a better rhyme I shall be workin’.
April 16, 2012 at 11:07 pm
As long as your work, you ain’t shirkin’.
April 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm
This thread is not kosher. Shmlerkin.
April 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm
I’m sorry, but he can’t experiment with tensor fields until he’s cleaned up his vector field experiments!
I’m experimenting with tensor fields, myself. did you know gravity is a tensor field? And I’ve confirmed that it’s still there with my “dropping heavy objects on my foot by accident” experiment.
April 16, 2012 at 8:01 pm
How’s the “heavy things falling on head from overhead shelf” experiment working?
April 16, 2012 at 10:08 pm
I wonder if he drives a Hummer?
April 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Alternative Comment: I’ll receive YOUR involuntary impression.
April 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Just fill it with gumballs, place near that toy store or mall, and watch your profits grow!
April 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I think having this “guardian” watch over me would make me too agitated to focus my chi.
April 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Is that made with busted-up Slinkies and Mardi Gras beads? If so, they are seriously missing out on some upcycling tagging. For that matter, paint the majority of the twiddly bits copperish, glue a few fake cogs on there, and you can double the asking price for the steampunk aficionados.
How does it work? Do you turn it upside-down like an hourglass and, as each twiddly bit falls, mark the death of another aspect of your dignity? Does it plug in? Do you shake it? Just how big is this damned thing? I think that’s what’s throwing me off the most, and that’s saying a lot. Then again, I suspect this seller struggles with perspective even when not photographing the only remaining Guardian Meditation Enhancer Shield ARC.
April 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Do you think if you turn it over it sort of trickles down and slowly drives you insane so that you think you are feeling vibrations when it is really just your sanity leaving you drop by drop?
April 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm
I won’t be buying it! I don’t need any help losing my sanity. I can do that all by my self, thank you very much! And if I find myself in need of help…well..that’s wht Stoli was invented!( I’m a purist, after all!)
April 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Ah, but the real question is… Can it also banish Godspouses?
April 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm
You Bres your sweet ass it does, and Loki at that price its so low for invisibility, telepathy, guardians and infinite supply of cookie dough ice cream (its not in the list- but it only makes sense-but if they admitted it they’d have to jack the price level up another 500). Its one Hela deal. Only one though- so I bet there’s gunna be some Thor loosers who didn’t get their chance to get it. Besides it sure to win Auntie Freddie’s approval right?
April 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Maybe when hell Isis over. She’s one Tefnut to crack.
April 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm
my first thought as well! looks great for dealin’ with the daemons. i expect a new wish-list item soon.
April 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on the Shark Tank on Friday. http://abc.go.com/shows/shark-tank/episode-detail/episode-308/950320?page=3 I am surprised that the Sharks weren’t laughing their butts off.
April 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm
I love how these sort of things always do whatever the person shelling out the cash wants it to do. Vague sells.
April 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm
If vague and also shitty items did not sell, where would be park our snark?
April 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm
“Does the name “bullshitter” ring any bells?” I tried using that thing, and it just ate my quarters and I never got any prize.
April 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm
I believe in this for four words: Photographed On Barnwood. (I can’t count; don’t judge.)
April 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm
That’s a picnic table!
He couldn’t summon any barnwood.
Is there a can of scrap metal for THAT?!?
April 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm
It’s like a scrap metal rainstick. I’ll bet these’d really sell at Burning Man.
April 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I admit to my shame I think it looks pretty neat. If it was sanely priced and I had money I might actually have bought it. Completely ignoring the “mystical forces” and focusing how it might look in a garden, or as the base for a side table.
Regardless of how spiffy I think the actual item looks the seller is clearly huffing something very interesting to think a bunch of swirly cables and lost earrings are better magical thingumy’s than http://www.regretsy.com/2012/03/26/the-faeries-of-etsy-vol-i/
April 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm
SC, I’m sorry, but have you been sniffing the Sharpies? The only thing uglier than that piece o’ metal crap is…. well, nothing actually.
April 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Well, at least it’s somewhat attractive/interesting visually.
April 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Files this under “Things A Guy Never Wants To Hear”.
April 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm
“it’s functional and aesthetically pleasing.”
April 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm
If you’re a cat.
Or a magpie.
April 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Fuck this. Tony Stark already miniaturized his ARC and powers an entire iron suit with it. (Although it probably is considerably more expensive.) Plus, it comes attached to Robert Downey Jr. Nothing beats that.
April 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Except it becoming detached from Robert Downey Jr.
I’ll be in my bunk.
April 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Seller forgot to include the Caffeine-Free Diet Coke pop-tabs. I will supply them at cost to whoever buys this former Dyson. I have 2 spaghetti-jars full of the things. (Don’t judge me.)
April 16, 2012 at 11:32 pm
I’m guessing (because you said “pop-tabs”) that you’re not in the UK. Which sucks, because I would totally buy them from you if you were.
(not to go with the dyson. and stop judging me, damnit!)
April 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I need to meditate to figure out what the hell that thing is, but can’t properly meditate without it!
April 16, 2012 at 3:11 pm
It may not lose suction, but there is certainly no lack of suck.
April 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Of course it doesn’t lose suction. It sucks really, really hard.
April 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm
One of the seller’s tags: Succor Punch
Is the seller taggng this for the succor that this will give to the user…or playing with homonyms?
April 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm
He’s got several smaller items with Orgone in the title. Mr. Pickle must be following in the footsteps of Wilhelm Reich, who invented the orgone machine and fleeced many people out of their money back in the 30s and 40s. Reich “said he had discovered a primordial cosmic energy, which he said others called “God” and that he called “orgone.” And now you know.
April 18, 2012 at 7:16 am
Or in french is gold… goldgone? :O
April 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm
No springs, no springs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngBNklagsHQ
April 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm
This uniquely craftactular item is like Coilie’s genie bottle.
April 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm
I haven’t even clicked the link yet, but I know exactly which MST3k short awaits when I do.
April 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Well, y’see, this is their second attempt to sell this. The first time they claimed it was a lost part from a TARDIS…
April 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
But seriously, guys! I can feel this sucking clear over here in Indiana! I kid you not!
(missing Jack Paar)
April 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Seven sales.
I wonder if I couldn’t earn some money by playing the “buyer” for certain shops.
Hmmmmm…
Maybe I can start by creating a custom listing for a willing buyer…..
April 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm
I want to buy some of this woo-woo crap just to open a defective item or item not as described paypal dispute.
April 16, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Better yet, a counterfeit item claim so you can destroy it and take pictures. “I was assured that this was a genuine Guardian – Meditation Enhancer – Shield – Arc, but it’s just a plastic cylinder filled with beads and wire.”
April 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Is that glitter in there? Because if it’s not, I’M NOT BUYING IT.
(not that I’d buy it if it was glitter in there)
April 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Oh! Is this one of those machines where you put the coin in and watch it go around around around and around and finally get a handful of tetanus?
I can hear millions of children screaming with excitement!
April 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Kept reading the last part over and over about the dreams it gives you AIDS……impressive
April 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm
My dog walked up to the Dyson today (it was turned off) and started barking at it. I wonder what it was telling him?
April 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Maybe I should convo them, I have about 400# of 316SS chips we are going to wastefully recycle at work. If this guy goes to maybe 90cents/# they could be all his. Enough for dozens or hundreds of these and no rust!
April 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Sonofabitch. My spirit animal never told me that if I took all of my scrap wire and shoved it in the old ice tea maker pitcher that I could have had such a desirable piece. Time to go get some new ones.
April 17, 2012 at 10:46 am
I thought perhaps it was a French Press. I thought they just lost the handle.
April 16, 2012 at 6:52 pm
I don’t know about enhancing meditation, but Channel 7 comes in GREAT now!
April 16, 2012 at 6:59 pm
The real question is… can it take you to Barcelona?
April 16, 2012 at 7:40 pm
But will it blend?
April 17, 2012 at 10:22 am
And will it core a apple?
April 16, 2012 at 7:51 pm
So if I keep this in my car and hit 88 mph, will I see any serious shit?
April 16, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Depends on what you hit at 88.
April 17, 2012 at 10:23 am
Huey Lewis and the News. I thought they were so out of place in that movie.
April 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm
$500 is too much belief for me, but I’d spend $5 to potentially banish my stepfather. All we need to do is get 99 other people (+S&H) to do the dame, April can order it, then book time for each of the contributors. If there’s blood or psychic energy involved, you can send it when it’s your turn!
April 16, 2012 at 8:05 pm
*do the SAME. 99 Regretsians are probably already doing the dame, right this second.
April 16, 2012 at 9:47 pm
99 Regretsians and this bitch ain’t one.
April 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm
But 99 and half just won’t do . . .
April 16, 2012 at 11:01 pm
When it’s my turn I will banish the other 99 so I can keep it for myself!
April 16, 2012 at 8:14 pm
If only there was a way to match up sellers. I think this person and the alien railroad spike person should be working together.
April 16, 2012 at 8:48 pm
I can’t get past the feeling that the stuff at the bottom is Bender’s pubic hair. “Bite my shiny metal a… ouch! It’s just an expression. “
April 16, 2012 at 9:46 pm
Garbage like this, made by the mentally ill to sell to other sick folks, just makes me tired and sad. We live in such an amazing world, and I find it depressing when people close their eyes to it just so they can continue to believe in crap like magic, faeries, and psychic powers.
April 17, 2012 at 1:58 am
less-than-three
April 17, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I think you’d enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
Basically sums up everything you just said, but in ANIMATED POETRY.
April 16, 2012 at 10:59 pm
There’s me with a Masters in geography, and never once did my tutors mention “geopathic stress”.
Apparently, it can help with the Hartmann Net (an earthing grid for cosmic rays that constantly bombard the Earth) so take that you doubters!!!
April 17, 2012 at 10:25 am
You weren’t ready, grasshopper. If you’d gone for your Ph.D., THEN your tutors would have told you about geopathic stress.
April 16, 2012 at 11:15 pm
When this baby hits 88mph, you’re going to see some serious shit (flying everywhere and causing injuries).
April 16, 2012 at 11:59 pm
where do you put the weed?
April 17, 2012 at 3:15 am
Failed Faerie Tesla Coil?
April 17, 2012 at 5:15 am
It’s ALUMINUM foil. [Spins on Y-axis, keels over, unconscious, and rolls under the nearest wall.]
April 17, 2012 at 9:16 am
Anyone read his feedback? They are written suspiciously similar to the description…
April 17, 2012 at 10:28 am
You’re so suspicious…and I think some negative thingies need to be banished from you. Did you ever think that maybe the feedback sounds like the descriptions because his Guardians write the way he does? It’s possible.
April 17, 2012 at 9:59 am
So THIS is what Bill Murray and Steve Martin were staring at in that old SNL sketch.
April 18, 2012 at 5:41 am
“Hey! You kids git away from that! DON’T PUT YER LIPS ON IT!”
April 17, 2012 at 10:25 am
List it as “Tardis Type 40 Mark I – replacement part for malfunctioning H.A.D.S.” it might sell much quicker.
April 17, 2012 at 10:42 am
Looking at this listing makes me quiet in a non-meditative way. All I can hear is the sound of my brain resetting.
April 17, 2012 at 11:18 am
Please let me “see it in room”
April 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm
http://twolumps.net/d/20111107.html
April 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm
A small and unrestrained part of my brain is singing “orgone PICKle, orgone pickLE” in a tiny squeeeeeky tinfoily voice, over and over again… antidote please.
April 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm
My father and brother make this kind of crap. I don’t think they are on Etsy yet, but my brother is supposedly considered “very talented” at making these. They gave me a cone version covered in “tap stones”, the flattened marble like glass things that generally go in fish bowls, to put by my mind-controlling TV.
April 26, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Since it’s an insular group of people with fake buzzwords; here are some things that they don’t mention because the people who shell out $500 for it already know:
The yellowish-clear medium that holds everything is casting resin, so the entire thing is solid and no parts of it move [no fun "rain stick" or "crazy contraption" action]
Those actually are metal craps/wires piled in. Metal spirals are considered “better” than just plain metal bits, but I got the impression that a mixture is best. [Note the spiraled wires around thicker spiraled wires.]
I think that my family came up with the phrase “succor punch”; they were quite proud of their clever wordplay