Right? Their other knobs are actually quite beautiful. Unfortunately it looks like they left this one up to the youngest intern.
Too bad my ears aren’t pierced because this is the first time I’d consider letting immaculate (and *sustainable*) wooden designs dangle from my earlobes.
His dresser was handmade by the Disabled Guy and the handles are part of the drawer- made that way on purpose, so there was nothing to worry about breaking off.
Wouldn’t that mean that if for some unknown reason(read this as I have a kid with ADHD and can TOTALLY think of fifty reasons) the handle DID break, wouldn’t that make the entire thing broken?
Ooh, I remember that’s what My hair used to look like back when I was less of a fat jealous loser and could be fekked to wash and brush it.
It might have all fallen out after that babies though, I haven’t taken it down from a knotty bun to check and see for a few years now, lol. And ew. And also now I’m craving pineapple.
…or a totebag with Jim Carrey?
or a tiny little door with Snoop Doog?
or an ice cream machine with Flavo Flav?
or an ottoman with Sam Neill?
or a sofa with Nigel Davenport?
or venetian blinds with Slim Pickens?
or…
“And I’m a cook this bitch like piggy meat
Yeahh, hehe
You can get pork chopped,
Young money bitch
Let the champagne cork pop,”
or the classic
“Macaroni greens and hamhocks,
I am not on your planet like Dr. Spock,
Rock…
To my own tune,
Lil tune
My stomach hurtin’
My shit is dropping real soon”
Lil’ Wayne is my go to gangsta’ when I think kitchen remodel.
If I put those on my dresser, I’d have to become a nudist, or just throw all my clothes on the floor. I can’t abide the notion of touching Lil Wayne’s knob.
The only thing more strange than imagining someone putting all that work into this is imagining someone actually wanting this.
Oh, me, too. I’m suddenly taken with the idea of a really tasteful Celtic cross design with a sober, elegant border… surrounding a laser etching of George Carlin in his nun habit with his eyes bugging out and “thou shalt not be in trouble” in script underneath.
I love these because they are so creative and fun. I’m seriously thinking of contacting the artist about having things custom made. It’s so great that Regretsy puts things up so I know they exist!
It isn’t snark or making fun of things…some of the things are just amazing!
Not gonna lie the craftsmanship on these is actually good. Although the crapsmanship is what ruins it, Little Wayne really? Nothing says ghetto kitchen like a rapper on your cabinets. This person could use those talents for so much more. Like weird shit people really do put in their kitchens, like roosters, strawberries, and offensive Italian chef caricatures.
Uh Huh..come On in…Yea, Yea, that’s right…just pull da knob and take out da silverware…dats right bitch, it’s time to get your dinner on…got plates on my shelves and shelves on my mind…
Hey there folks! So, I am the one who made these. Sorry to disappoint you, but there is no one to blame for these, no intern, no clip art… I came up with this on my own, and I must say, I quite like them. No, I don’t have them installed in my bathroom. But I tell you what, I’m sure glad you’all are getting a kick out of them
Thanks for featuring me.
‘like’ me on facebook and pick on my work any time http://www.kcpeck.com
Holy gasping! The laser wood cut outs are fabulous. I make jewelry and the laser cut wood generally available is all imported wood and flimsy as hell (ie difficult to work with). I’m saving your site now.
April 12, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Rappers. They add that special touch to any kitchen.
April 12, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I’m saving my money for a set of Snoop finials for my great room.
April 12, 2012 at 1:50 pm
And your guests will appreiciate that extra touch as they lie back and smoke his book of smoking lyrics (no, this is not from The Onion):
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/08/you-can-smoke-snoop-doggs-new-book-no-really/
April 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I’m not gonna lie. I really love these. As in, “it might be time for a remodel” love.
April 12, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I’ve been sitting here wondering what I could use them on myself, but my house is full of weird shit!
April 12, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I thought it was Captain Jack Sparrow at first. I’d have that in my kitchen any day. Lil Wayne not so much.
April 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Y’know, these are actually pretty neat. Took a gander at the rest of their offerings, and I may need to redecorate.
April 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Right? Their other knobs are actually quite beautiful. Unfortunately it looks like they left this one up to the youngest intern.
Too bad my ears aren’t pierced because this is the first time I’d consider letting immaculate (and *sustainable*) wooden designs dangle from my earlobes.
April 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm
They could be converted (with some sanding and glue and earring findings) into clip earrings.
April 13, 2012 at 10:07 am
Everything in that store is laser etched, so there’s no intern. Sorry to burst your bubble.
April 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Now I know what to get my son for a housewarming gift. His wife will be thrilled.
**disclaimer, my son is neither moving out, nor is he married.
April 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm
After reading your post, he’s going to be so sad that he’s single and still living at home. Wait, he has a dresser in his room, right?
April 12, 2012 at 3:15 pm
DAMMIT!
His dresser was handmade by the Disabled Guy and the handles are part of the drawer- made that way on purpose, so there was nothing to worry about breaking off.
DAMN THE DISABLED GUY AND HIS EFFICIENCY!
April 13, 2012 at 11:14 am
Wouldn’t that mean that if for some unknown reason(read this as I have a kid with ADHD and can TOTALLY think of fifty reasons) the handle DID break, wouldn’t that make the entire thing broken?
April 12, 2012 at 5:37 pm
It’s never too soon to start saving for his trousseau.
April 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm
What it needs is diamond (or whatever) inlay for his teeth.
April 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm
April 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Ooh, I remember that’s what My hair used to look like back when I was less of a fat jealous loser and could be fekked to wash and brush it.
It might have all fallen out after that babies though, I haven’t taken it down from a knotty bun to check and see for a few years now, lol. And ew. And also now I’m craving pineapple.
April 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I can’t think of anyone I consider more of a knob than L’il Wayne.
April 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Jay Leno would make a fine set of knobs.
April 12, 2012 at 2:12 pm
There is no way you’d fit his chin on that small of a surface area.
April 13, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Haven’t you heard of Kanye West?
April 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Can I get a custom freezer handle with Ice Cube?
April 12, 2012 at 2:03 pm
…or a totebag with Jim Carrey?
or a tiny little door with Snoop Doog?
or an ice cream machine with Flavo Flav?
or an ottoman with Sam Neill?
or a sofa with Nigel Davenport?
or venetian blinds with Slim Pickens?
or…
April 12, 2012 at 5:38 pm
You work in Marketing, don’t you.
April 12, 2012 at 1:37 pm
He’s a knob all right.
April 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
This’ll be the first time I’ll tug on a rapper’s knob and not feel slutty doing it.
April 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm
That’s fine, but we all need reassurance that you’re still going to be a slut afterwards.
April 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm
And before.
April 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm
i bet katie couric has these. she is so wanting to get in his pants.
if she hasn’t already.
April 12, 2012 at 2:12 pm
She’s gonna hafta shank martha stewart if she wants to get with Weezy!
And I’d pay to watch that.
April 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm
What makes this especially awesome is it’s from my home town. I can totally picture the entire unfolding of this project. I’d prefer Lil Kim though.
April 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm
15 bucks for 6?! that’s a bargain!!
April 12, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I agree! It seems like a great deal on custom cabinet knobs…I wonder if they do custom work.
April 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm
They do! And, they have a great shop there.
April 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm
“Where are you Weezy”
“Bitch, I’m in the kitchen and you know that shit! you screwed me right to the damn drawer!”
April 12, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I know with lyrics like:
“And I’m a cook this bitch like piggy meat
Yeahh, hehe
You can get pork chopped,
Young money bitch
Let the champagne cork pop,”
or the classic
“Macaroni greens and hamhocks,
I am not on your planet like Dr. Spock,
Rock…
To my own tune,
Lil tune
My stomach hurtin’
My shit is dropping real soon”
Lil’ Wayne is my go to gangsta’ when I think kitchen remodel.
April 12, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Am I the only one who saw Jack Sparrow???
April 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Ugh! Which one of you knobs bought them before I could!?
April 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm
If I put those on my dresser, I’d have to become a nudist, or just throw all my clothes on the floor. I can’t abide the notion of touching Lil Wayne’s knob.
The only thing more strange than imagining someone putting all that work into this is imagining someone actually wanting this.
April 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm
What, no bajingo pulls? If this artist can make Lil’ Wayne, he can make a bajingo pull.
Only one cabinet gets a special bajingo pull, though. The one with all the handcrafted etsy sex toys.
April 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm
God dammit I seriously need a laser cutter.
April 12, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Oh, me, too. I’m suddenly taken with the idea of a really tasteful Celtic cross design with a sober, elegant border… surrounding a laser etching of George Carlin in his nun habit with his eyes bugging out and “thou shalt not be in trouble” in script underneath.
April 13, 2012 at 6:24 pm
This…this can be done. O_O
April 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm
I prefer Lil’ Kim’s knobs.
April 12, 2012 at 3:20 pm
So did Diana Ross.
April 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Those are some strange wooden nickles. Can you still get beer with them?
April 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm
OMG y’all! I’m drooling over his Jerry Garcia knobs!
(lol, that sounds dirty!)
April 12, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Are these for the drawers you keep your stash in?
April 12, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Obviously there’s a cross-section of Handcrafted Knob Lovers and Lil Wayne Fans that I knew NOTHING about.
April 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Why are the knobs in Beyonce and Jay-Z’s house?
April 12, 2012 at 6:28 pm
I love these because they are so creative and fun. I’m seriously thinking of contacting the artist about having things custom made. It’s so great that Regretsy puts things up so I know they exist!
It isn’t snark or making fun of things…some of the things are just amazing!
April 12, 2012 at 6:41 pm
So this guy is a knobjockey?
April 12, 2012 at 7:49 pm
Some of the other ones are really cute but I wouldn’t touch any sort of Lil Wayne knob without a condom, even a wooden one.
May 4, 2012 at 8:11 am
Even a wooden condom?
April 12, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Am I the only one wondering if there is a discount on 50 Cent’s knobs?
Okay….
*slinks back into the corner*
April 12, 2012 at 9:16 pm
This title was so misleading. I was expecting more little peen. Instead, I get bad musicisians.
April 12, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Awwww…lighten up!
April 12, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Not gonna lie the craftsmanship on these is actually good. Although the crapsmanship is what ruins it, Little Wayne really? Nothing says ghetto kitchen like a rapper on your cabinets. This person could use those talents for so much more. Like weird shit people really do put in their kitchens, like roosters, strawberries, and offensive Italian chef caricatures.
April 12, 2012 at 11:51 pm
I would buy these but am afraid that the Pirates of the Carribean-look does not go with my otherwise rappy kitchen.
April 13, 2012 at 5:34 am
WHO TOOK IT? MY KITCHEN WILL FOREVER BE INCOMPLETE!
April 13, 2012 at 10:00 am
Uh Huh..come On in…Yea, Yea, that’s right…just pull da knob and take out da silverware…dats right bitch, it’s time to get your dinner on…got plates on my shelves and shelves on my mind…
April 13, 2012 at 10:15 am
I actually would love to buy these, so that I could replace someones drawer pulls with these while they weren’t in the room.
April 13, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Hey there folks! So, I am the one who made these. Sorry to disappoint you, but there is no one to blame for these, no intern, no clip art… I came up with this on my own, and I must say, I quite like them. No, I don’t have them installed in my bathroom. But I tell you what, I’m sure glad you’all are getting a kick out of them
Thanks for featuring me.
‘like’ me on facebook and pick on my work any time
http://www.kcpeck.com
April 13, 2012 at 12:35 pm
They’re good, but not my taste. You do have a lot of things in your shop that are very tempting.
Did you read all the posts? Someone above said she liked the earrings, but doesn’t have pierced ears.
April 13, 2012 at 12:42 pm
I adore your butterfly….and the turtle….am bookmarking your site, as you’re both talented AND have a sense of humor.
April 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Congratulations on being a good sport! Most of us would give our knobs to make something so fabulously wrong as to be featured.
April 13, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Holy gasping! The laser wood cut outs are fabulous. I make jewelry and the laser cut wood generally available is all imported wood and flimsy as hell (ie difficult to work with). I’m saving your site now.
April 13, 2012 at 11:13 pm
You’re an exceptionally good sport, and an exceptionally fine craftsman. Both are pretty rare!!
Do you do custom work?