Rappers. They add that special touch to any kitchen.
I’m saving my money for a set of Snoop finials for my great room.
And your guests will appreiciate that extra touch as they lie back and smoke his book of smoking lyrics (no, this is not from The Onion):
I’m not gonna lie. I really love these. As in, “it might be time for a remodel” love.
I’ve been sitting here wondering what I could use them on myself, but my house is full of weird shit!
I thought it was Captain Jack Sparrow at first. I’d have that in my kitchen any day. Lil Wayne not so much.
Y’know, these are actually pretty neat. Took a gander at the rest of their offerings, and I may need to redecorate.
Right? Their other knobs are actually quite beautiful. Unfortunately it looks like they left this one up to the youngest intern.
Too bad my ears aren’t pierced because this is the first time I’d consider letting immaculate (and *sustainable*) wooden designs dangle from my earlobes.
They could be converted (with some sanding and glue and earring findings) into clip earrings.
Everything in that store is laser etched, so there’s no intern. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Now I know what to get my son for a housewarming gift. His wife will be thrilled.
**disclaimer, my son is neither moving out, nor is he married.
After reading your post, he’s going to be so sad that he’s single and still living at home. Wait, he has a dresser in his room, right?
His dresser was handmade by the Disabled Guy and the handles are part of the drawer- made that way on purpose, so there was nothing to worry about breaking off.
DAMN THE DISABLED GUY AND HIS EFFICIENCY!
Wouldn’t that mean that if for some unknown reason(read this as I have a kid with ADHD and can TOTALLY think of fifty reasons) the handle DID break, wouldn’t that make the entire thing broken?
It’s never too soon to start saving for his trousseau.
What it needs is diamond (or whatever) inlay for his teeth.
Ooh, I remember that’s what My hair used to look like back when I was less of a fat jealous loser and could be fekked to wash and brush it.
It might have all fallen out after that babies though, I haven’t taken it down from a knotty bun to check and see for a few years now, lol. And ew. And also now I’m craving pineapple.
I can’t think of anyone I consider more of a knob than L’il Wayne.
Jay Leno would make a fine set of knobs.
There is no way you’d fit his chin on that small of a surface area.
Haven’t you heard of Kanye West?
Can I get a custom freezer handle with Ice Cube?
…or a totebag with Jim Carrey?
or a tiny little door with Snoop Doog?
or an ice cream machine with Flavo Flav?
or an ottoman with Sam Neill?
or a sofa with Nigel Davenport?
or venetian blinds with Slim Pickens?
You work in Marketing, don’t you.
He’s a knob all right.
This’ll be the first time I’ll tug on a rapper’s knob and not feel slutty doing it.
That’s fine, but we all need reassurance that you’re still going to be a slut afterwards.
i bet katie couric has these. she is so wanting to get in his pants.
if she hasn’t already.
She’s gonna hafta shank martha stewart if she wants to get with Weezy!
And I’d pay to watch that.
What makes this especially awesome is it’s from my home town. I can totally picture the entire unfolding of this project. I’d prefer Lil Kim though.
15 bucks for 6?! that’s a bargain!!
I agree! It seems like a great deal on custom cabinet knobs…I wonder if they do custom work.
They do! And, they have a great shop there.
“Where are you Weezy”
“Bitch, I’m in the kitchen and you know that shit! you screwed me right to the damn drawer!”
I know with lyrics like:
“And I’m a cook this bitch like piggy meat
You can get pork chopped,
Young money bitch
Let the champagne cork pop,”
or the classic
“Macaroni greens and hamhocks,
I am not on your planet like Dr. Spock,
To my own tune,
My stomach hurtin’
My shit is dropping real soon”
Lil’ Wayne is my go to gangsta’ when I think kitchen remodel.
Am I the only one who saw Jack Sparrow???
Ugh! Which one of you knobs bought them before I could!?
If I put those on my dresser, I’d have to become a nudist, or just throw all my clothes on the floor. I can’t abide the notion of touching Lil Wayne’s knob.
The only thing more strange than imagining someone putting all that work into this is imagining someone actually wanting this.
What, no bajingo pulls? If this artist can make Lil’ Wayne, he can make a bajingo pull.
Only one cabinet gets a special bajingo pull, though. The one with all the handcrafted etsy sex toys.
God dammit I seriously need a laser cutter.
Oh, me, too. I’m suddenly taken with the idea of a really tasteful Celtic cross design with a sober, elegant border… surrounding a laser etching of George Carlin in his nun habit with his eyes bugging out and “thou shalt not be in trouble” in script underneath.
This…this can be done. O_O
I prefer Lil’ Kim’s knobs.
So did Diana Ross.
Those are some strange wooden nickles. Can you still get beer with them?
OMG y’all! I’m drooling over his Jerry Garcia knobs!
(lol, that sounds dirty!)
Are these for the drawers you keep your stash in?
Obviously there’s a cross-section of Handcrafted Knob Lovers and Lil Wayne Fans that I knew NOTHING about.
Why are the knobs in Beyonce and Jay-Z’s house?
I love these because they are so creative and fun. I’m seriously thinking of contacting the artist about having things custom made. It’s so great that Regretsy puts things up so I know they exist!
It isn’t snark or making fun of things…some of the things are just amazing!
So this guy is a knobjockey?
Some of the other ones are really cute but I wouldn’t touch any sort of Lil Wayne knob without a condom, even a wooden one.
Even a wooden condom?
Am I the only one wondering if there is a discount on 50 Cent’s knobs?
*slinks back into the corner*
This title was so misleading. I was expecting more little peen. Instead, I get bad musicisians.
Not gonna lie the craftsmanship on these is actually good. Although the crapsmanship is what ruins it, Little Wayne really? Nothing says ghetto kitchen like a rapper on your cabinets. This person could use those talents for so much more. Like weird shit people really do put in their kitchens, like roosters, strawberries, and offensive Italian chef caricatures.
I would buy these but am afraid that the Pirates of the Carribean-look does not go with my otherwise rappy kitchen.
WHO TOOK IT? MY KITCHEN WILL FOREVER BE INCOMPLETE!
Uh Huh..come On in…Yea, Yea, that’s right…just pull da knob and take out da silverware…dats right bitch, it’s time to get your dinner on…got plates on my shelves and shelves on my mind…
I actually would love to buy these, so that I could replace someones drawer pulls with these while they weren’t in the room.
Hey there folks! So, I am the one who made these. Sorry to disappoint you, but there is no one to blame for these, no intern, no clip art… I came up with this on my own, and I must say, I quite like them. No, I don’t have them installed in my bathroom. But I tell you what, I’m sure glad you’all are getting a kick out of them
Thanks for featuring me.
‘like’ me on facebook and pick on my work any time
They’re good, but not my taste. You do have a lot of things in your shop that are very tempting.
Did you read all the posts? Someone above said she liked the earrings, but doesn’t have pierced ears.
I adore your butterfly….and the turtle….am bookmarking your site, as you’re both talented AND have a sense of humor.
Congratulations on being a good sport! Most of us would give our knobs to make something so fabulously wrong as to be featured.
Holy gasping! The laser wood cut outs are fabulous. I make jewelry and the laser cut wood generally available is all imported wood and flimsy as hell (ie difficult to work with). I’m saving your site now.
You’re an exceptionally good sport, and an exceptionally fine craftsman. Both are pretty rare!!
Do you do custom work?
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