My feline shredders would have those over-priced useless things shredded in short order. Yeah and a matching set would be better – not quirky – but better.
In my house, these would be more chair “diapers” than leg warmers. I have a marginally housebroken male Maltese that would look at these as target practice…
Now that you mention it, I might just DO that for a piano stool I have. But you see, there’s a practical reason for making them, and I’m not paying some douchecanoe $10 euros each to do a crappy job on them, and….
Pah. If this knitter wanted to have sure-fire hipster appeal, they would’ve gone for that lesser-known stirrup legwarmer model. Hipsters just love things like the world’s most reviled form of pants.
So… 10 Euros for about 10 minutes of knitting, really this is the only way I’ve seen anyone make hand-knitting pay a living wage, but for this? If they’re actually making sales I think I shall need to start breaking things.
A living wage would be one thing, but a Euro per minute? That’s beyond the minimum wage I try to factor in and straight into “Big Yarn executive” territory.
Much of my furniture is older, and their circulation and activity levels are not what they used to be. I’m glad to be able to make sure their little wooden appendages are warm and cozy, and that WTF NEXT THERE WILL BE SNUGGIES FOR COUCHES.
That’s actually pretty amazing, and probably worth the price considering the work & time & materials that went into making it. I’d have to murder anyone who snagged it though . . .
Love that… And her chunky knit stool leg warmers are only $12 for 4 and they cover the bottom of the legs to prevent scuffing. My snobby disdain against chair leg warmers has slipped a notch after seeing hers.
OK, who the fuck is Crochet Guevara and what have you done with Helen and Bronc? If you have them tied up and naked in a cellar while honey is being dripped on them, I demand you post pictures, NOW!
I think these are actually supposed to keep the liquid contents of the chair cold – so its doesn’t get all warm and gross in rooms that get a lot of sun.
Is it the vintage/weathered/worn-paint finish/antique wood that makes them hipster? Or the mix-matched “yarn-bombed” leg cozies that do it? I can’t decide…
It’s not even so much that these are cozies for furniture (which is a whole other story of useless), it’s that if you want $43 dollars for them, the stitches at least better be even and the edges straight.
But that egg looks very sad, like a child forced to wear something that Granny made so Mom can take a photo and show Granny how adorable the child looks, even though the child isn’t smiling. That only encourages Granny to make more hideous things, year after year, until there is an entire photo album of photos of sad child wearing hideous outfits and then one day the sad child revolts and becomes a hipster who chooses to wear clothes that are even MORE hideous, but they’re designer clothes, so that makes a difference.
Yeah, looking at the close-ups, I’m thinking that even *I* could do better than that. And I’ve only ever knitted a couple of scarves and a simple afghan.
Were I the unfortunate hipster that made these I would take the photo from 10 feet away and make sure it’s out of focus. Those stitches, my 5 year old *bratz* sister could do a better job.
Handmade/crafts etc, does not automagically mean poorly made/finished and overpriced but unfortunately a lot of people seem to manage to make it look that way to people who would be potential buyers.
Smoky dealt with the stress of being a perfect cat to his owners by sneaking into the dance studio, putting on striped leg warmers, and performing interpretive dances to Olivia Newton John songs. It was the only way he could get through the day.
Then, on that fateful day, he discovered the hidden video camera on the shelf and his secret was out.
Umm I hate to admit this but I actually bought a set of cat legwarmers on etsy a year or two ago.
They did come in handy later as a way to keep my cat from chewing off his bandage (and his skin) after he’d chewed a wound into his leg because of his allergies. He also has pajamas for the same reason.
(his allergies are also why his tag says “do not feed rx diet only”)
You know what? I hate this. I’m not even that late to the party and already it’s gone. I <3 checking out the rest of these people's stores. It's my weekly dose of fun to check out all their other products. But no, an hour late and it's already gone and I can't figure out how to find their stores. Super sad face.
Right you are, Rushgirl2112! Thanks for pointing that out. (I should have questioned why she could do something as awesome as the chair cover and then something as awful as the chair leg warmers)
OK, so I guess we didn’t say anything nice about her work, except for the egg hats…and even then it was faint praise.
Exactly. Who wouldn’t want to see 1000 visits to their item and a few hundred views of their Etsy shop? It pretty much always results in some sales. That’s just foolishness and having no sense of humor, I say. Unless you only have a shop to show your friends what you’ve made, rather than to sell things.
DoucesLaines’ shop will be closed for some time. Please feel free to write any email. I will answer you as soon as possible. Thanks for your understanding.”
Oh Friday evening, its time for wine. If she wants to come over and cover both my legs and my chairs legs with yarn bombs, have at it. But she isn’t getting anywhere near my paypal account unless she shows up with lots of wine.
Oh god, I want a knitted cozy for that flying dildo that crashed a Russian press conference a few years ago. Of course, I’d need my own RC flying dildo first, but…
If I need a guaranteed way to get my cat to scratch the crap out of my chair legs, these would be it. Maybe if she could knit in some pockets of catnip while she’s at it, to give the poor chair a swift death.
If they were on a library computer chair, then it’d be yarnbombing. As it is, I kind of want to make similar for the chairs in my kitchen, but I want to close off the ends to protect the tile. If you’re gonna make chair socks, make ‘em all the way or not at all!
I thought, before scrolling down the picture, that they were going to be little socks to keep the chair from making hideous dragging sounds across the floor. That would at least have had a market amongst the old folks, methinks.
Yes, sometimes my chairs DO run around the room dancing to 80′s music. That does not mean they need leg-warmers: it just means I’m abusing my cough syrup again.
I was going to say “C’mon, it’s obviously one of those April Fool’s bogus listings; look at the price. Nobody’s going to pay that!” until she pulled the listing.
Now I am disappointed in humanity for the first time in 10 minutes, and that’s because I took my dogs outside to play for a bit.
March 30, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Oh, I dunno, I think it’d be a cute, cheap way to add color if you don’t like always moving pillows off of things when you actually want to use them.
But for 32 euros she better be sending enough to cover the legs of every chair in my house.
March 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I’d be happy just getting a set of four — that matched. I mean, for $43 what the heck?
I guess she ran out of red yarn.
Oh, darn, I’m SOL.
March 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
“Quirky” is a hot commodity these days (ugh).
March 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm
My bloke’s mum says I’m “quirky with interesting ideas”…
…I *eventually* took it as a compliment.
March 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Hey, at least she didn’t say “unique.”
March 31, 2012 at 1:51 pm
I’ve reclaimed quirky, so they’re all using it wrong.
That listing clearly doesn’t involve narrating your day in song, which is just basic quirkiness.
March 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
My first thought was, “If she did 3 purple and 1 pink, she could sell them as Advent cozies for the Catholic furniture in your home.”
My second thought was, “Cat Toys!”
March 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm
It must be the “quirk factor” of adding in a pink one that justifies charging so much. Must be.
March 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Before today, I never realized how interchangeable the words “quirky” and “unprofessional” were.
March 30, 2012 at 10:52 pm
My feline shredders would have those over-priced useless things shredded in short order. Yeah and a matching set would be better – not quirky – but better.
March 31, 2012 at 1:17 pm
These were obviously made after looking at 1 yard of yarn and wondering how to not waste it…
March 30, 2012 at 9:27 pm
In my house, these would be more chair “diapers” than leg warmers. I have a marginally housebroken male Maltese that would look at these as target practice…
March 30, 2012 at 10:52 pm
LMAO!!!!
March 30, 2012 at 10:57 pm
Somewhere in that statement is an Etsy niche market.
March 30, 2012 at 1:33 pm
From my favorite 80s classic “The Breakfast Nook Club”.
March 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm
And then made popular when the graced the legs of that chair in Flash Dance.
March 30, 2012 at 4:09 pm
And you can’t forget that performance in St. Elmo’s Fiber. Breathtaking.
March 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm
*stands and gives FitToDERP an ovation*
March 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Mugsy is giving me an ovation?! Oh God.
*bows* I am honored.
March 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Aw, stop, you’re making me blush!
I had to acknowledge how much I really appreciated your wit.
March 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm
These will be great for my dining room chairs. They always get easily chilled in the winter.
March 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm
This person needs a job…
No, like, a REAL job.
March 30, 2012 at 3:02 pm
This is like the middle school violin student practicing his squeaky scales in the subway station with the case open.
Except he’s not asking for a day’s take-home pay of a liberal arts major.
March 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm
That wouldn’t be a bad idea if the “sock” covered the bottom of the legs to protect your floor.
March 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Now that you mention it, I might just DO that for a piano stool I have. But you see, there’s a practical reason for making them, and I’m not paying some douchecanoe $10 euros each to do a crappy job on them, and….
March 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Doncha’ mean DouchesLaines?
March 30, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Jane Fonda’s latest craze – Chairobics!
And one and two and fluff that cushion!
March 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I’d buy sad & useless’s baby chair leg warmers if they could make me do what Jane Fonda’s doing in that picture.
But only on certain special occasions, of course.
March 30, 2012 at 1:51 pm
My gran watches Chairobics. It’s a creepy old lady going on about how you can still get fit!! while sitting down!!
It’s just as creepy as it sounds.
March 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Pah. If this knitter wanted to have sure-fire hipster appeal, they would’ve gone for that lesser-known stirrup legwarmer model. Hipsters just love things like the world’s most reviled form of pants.
March 30, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Any chance they’ll all be the same color of red?
March 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm
You’re new here, aren’t you?
March 30, 2012 at 6:32 pm
My optimism is draining as quickly as my wine glass.
March 30, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Plenty of wine left in the box. Well there was a minute ago. Sorry.
March 30, 2012 at 1:36 pm
My thought process up on seeing these:
Oh, that’s sort of cute, they keep your floors from getting scuffed–oh wait, no. They don’t.
Well, they’re sort of a fun cheap way to add a splash of color–oh wait, no. They might LOOK cheap, but they’re almost $45 (plus shipping).
Well, they–oh wait, no. Just no.
March 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm
that was the exact progression my mind went through
March 30, 2012 at 2:34 pm
My brain started off at:
Huh… that’s got to be the most accurate title for a post ever. It’s not even ironic… just accurate. I don’t even know how to feel about that.
And after reading the item description I ended up at:
“Yarnbombing in your house”? Seriously? Do you even know the point of yarnbombing, seller? -_-’
March 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm
As a clumsy person in a small, furniture-filled Brooklyn apartment who usually goes around barefoot, my thought process was:
Hey! If I had these (and pulled them down to floor-level), the next time my toes bang into a furniture leg it won’t be so painful.
But, they’re badly made and overpriced. I could crochet something better OH GOOD GOD, WHAT AM I SAYING. Just buy more Arnica gel.
March 30, 2012 at 8:08 pm
i thought that too, but then i thought i could just wear socks that dont match.
March 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm
If I use enough exclamations I can up the price….right? Right?? Or is that related to the inverse ratio to the useless quadrant?
March 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Yeah, exclamation points add extra. And extra spaces BEFORE the exclamation points apparently add even MORE.
March 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Thank goodness she didn’t throw in a 1 with her exclamation points—!!!1!—I could never afford that.
March 30, 2012 at 1:38 pm
She also has a listing for just one chair leg sock:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/95010165/grey-chairs-sock-handknitted-in-wool-leg?ref=v1_other_1
It’s actually WAY more steampunk if only one of your chair legs is wearing a sock.
March 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm
I think just the one sock, on the left front, means they are BUYING pot…
March 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
When it’s on the right back, it means they’re submissive and want to be sat on and treated like they were human. Reverse objectification.
March 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm
So… 10 Euros for about 10 minutes of knitting, really this is the only way I’ve seen anyone make hand-knitting pay a living wage, but for this? If they’re actually making sales I think I shall need to start breaking things.
March 30, 2012 at 6:35 pm
A living wage would be one thing, but a Euro per minute? That’s beyond the minimum wage I try to factor in and straight into “Big Yarn executive” territory.
March 30, 2012 at 1:38 pm
I think they’re just screwing with us now…
March 30, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Much of my furniture is older, and their circulation and activity levels are not what they used to be. I’m glad to be able to make sure their little wooden appendages are warm and cozy, and that WTF NEXT THERE WILL BE SNUGGIES FOR COUCHES.
March 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
How about couch sweaters?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47438967/hand-knitted-cream-aran-armchair-slip
which is actually pretty flippn’ cool
March 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
That’s actually pretty amazing, and probably worth the price considering the work & time & materials that went into making it. I’d have to murder anyone who snagged it though . . .
March 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm
That chair cover is badass, and not much more expensive than a professional upholstery job, but my cats would destroy it with extreme prejudice.
March 30, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Indeed, I really like that. It’s too bad that my cat would destroy it with a combination of claws and extreme shedding.
March 30, 2012 at 3:15 pm
It’s like Bill Cosby camouflage. I dippity boopity like it!
March 30, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Thanks a lot! My SO saw that, and now he wants me to make one!
***It is pretty cool. But those bobbles do not look comfortable to sit on!
March 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm
They may not look comfortable to sit on, but they do look like they could be be fun.
March 31, 2012 at 4:33 am
Love that… And her chunky knit stool leg warmers are only $12 for 4 and they cover the bottom of the legs to prevent scuffing. My snobby disdain against chair leg warmers has slipped a notch after seeing hers.
March 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm
I’d buy an entirely-knitted chair… That sounds really comfy. I bet my cat would steal it more than she steals my other chairs though.
March 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm
I first read that as Snuggies for Couchies and snorted.
March 31, 2012 at 12:09 am
I’m opening an etsy store to sell sofa support hosiery if you’re interested.
March 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm
I wish she’d just market these as what they really are: Penis warmers.
March 30, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Does what glingers can do for the less fortunate male.
March 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Furniture abuse! If they hadn’t distressed that poor chair so much, it wouldn’t need the warm knitted comfort on its bare legs.
March 30, 2012 at 9:33 pm
1-800-4-a-chair
March 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm
OK, who the fuck is Crochet Guevara and what have you done with Helen and Bronc? If you have them tied up and naked in a cellar while honey is being dripped on them, I demand you post pictures, NOW!
March 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Post pictures? Shit – send directions!!!!
March 30, 2012 at 1:59 pm
I’ll drive!
March 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm
ROAD TRIP!!!!!
March 30, 2012 at 5:46 pm
I’ll bring the nachos!
March 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Oh, thank goodness! I have been looking EVERYWHERE for leg warmers for my chairs. All winter they were just, so, cold.
I wonder if she will take more money for them. She is not charging nearly enough.
March 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm
I think these are actually supposed to keep the liquid contents of the chair cold – so its doesn’t get all warm and gross in rooms that get a lot of sun.
March 30, 2012 at 11:58 pm
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March 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I don’t see how I could possibly do better than “It’s like sad and useless had a baby.”.
March 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
This is all well and good, but am I just supposed to ignore the needs of my rocking chair? Won’t somebody please think of the rocking chairs?
March 30, 2012 at 1:46 pm
If they were a little longer they would protect my chair legs from cat pee attacks. No. They would INVITE cat pee attacks. Never mind!
March 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
My cat would also molest the hell out of those. I could stuff catnip in them and call them cat toys, no?
March 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Fucking hipster chairs.
March 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Is it the vintage/weathered/worn-paint finish/antique wood that makes them hipster? Or the mix-matched “yarn-bombed” leg cozies that do it? I can’t decide…
March 30, 2012 at 6:38 pm
I think it’s the idea that leg warmers are still- or were ever- fashionable.
March 31, 2012 at 12:49 am
Q: “Is it the vintage/weathered/worn-paint finish/antique wood that makes them hipster? Or the mix-matched “yarn-bombed” leg cozies that do it?”
A: YES
March 30, 2012 at 1:51 pm
UGH. This is stupid, everyone knows legwarmers need to be slouchy.
March 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
I’m a knitter and overly OCD about it.
It’s not even so much that these are cozies for furniture (which is a whole other story of useless), it’s that if you want $43 dollars for them, the stitches at least better be even and the edges straight.
March 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Perhaps I’m being too harsh.
Her HATS FOR EGGS look pretty splendid.
March 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm
But that egg looks very sad, like a child forced to wear something that Granny made so Mom can take a photo and show Granny how adorable the child looks, even though the child isn’t smiling. That only encourages Granny to make more hideous things, year after year, until there is an entire photo album of photos of sad child wearing hideous outfits and then one day the sad child revolts and becomes a hipster who chooses to wear clothes that are even MORE hideous, but they’re designer clothes, so that makes a difference.
What?
March 30, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Yeah, looking at the close-ups, I’m thinking that even *I* could do better than that. And I’ve only ever knitted a couple of scarves and a simple afghan.
March 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Were I the unfortunate hipster that made these I would take the photo from 10 feet away and make sure it’s out of focus. Those stitches, my 5 year old *bratz* sister could do a better job.
March 31, 2012 at 7:52 am
Damn. I’m a knitting knovice (I can’t even purl), and I’m pretty sure I can do better than that.
April 1, 2012 at 12:53 am
but… it’s “yarnbombing”
March 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Handmade/crafts etc, does not automagically mean poorly made/finished and overpriced but unfortunately a lot of people seem to manage to make it look that way to people who would be potential buyers.
March 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm
They look like the useless tube knits I made as a kid on looms like these:
I wish I had known back then that I could have sold them as chair leg warmers at over $10 a pop!
March 30, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Would rocking chairs require furniture leg corsets?
I shudder to think I’ve planted an idea in tiny hipster brains.
March 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Glue gears and some goggles on ‘em for instant steampunk furniture!
March 30, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Now I want a steampunk rockin chair to knit in.
March 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm
and they could double as dick coozies.
March 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm
My cat will be thrilled. Lifetime replacements, right?
March 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm
March 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm
That cat looks so startled.
March 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Smoky dealt with the stress of being a perfect cat to his owners by sneaking into the dance studio, putting on striped leg warmers, and performing interpretive dances to Olivia Newton John songs. It was the only way he could get through the day.
Then, on that fateful day, he discovered the hidden video camera on the shelf and his secret was out.
March 31, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Umm I hate to admit this but I actually bought a set of cat legwarmers on etsy a year or two ago.
They did come in handy later as a way to keep my cat from chewing off his bandage (and his skin) after he’d chewed a wound into his leg because of his allergies. He also has pajamas for the same reason.
(his allergies are also why his tag says “do not feed rx diet only”)
March 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Why can’t they look more like penises? It may be worth the money then?
March 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm
You know what? I hate this. I’m not even that late to the party and already it’s gone. I <3 checking out the rest of these people's stores. It's my weekly dose of fun to check out all their other products. But no, an hour late and it's already gone and I can't figure out how to find their stores. Super sad face.
March 30, 2012 at 2:58 pm
It’s not as if we trashed her work completely. We said nice things about knitted chair cover!
March 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm
That chair cover was another seller’s, Mugsy.
March 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Right you are, Rushgirl2112! Thanks for pointing that out. (I should have questioned why she could do something as awesome as the chair cover and then something as awful as the chair leg warmers)
OK, so I guess we didn’t say anything nice about her work, except for the egg hats…and even then it was faint praise.
Oh, well…
March 30, 2012 at 9:21 pm
This comment is the only thing better than ‘It’s like sad and useless had a baby.’ It’s just beautiful and so, so perfect for Regretsy.
March 30, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Exactly. Who wouldn’t want to see 1000 visits to their item and a few hundred views of their Etsy shop? It pretty much always results in some sales. That’s just foolishness and having no sense of humor, I say. Unless you only have a shop to show your friends what you’ve made, rather than to sell things.
March 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm
She had a sudden urge to vacate the premises:
“The owner of DoucesLaines is on vacation.
DoucesLaines’ shop will be closed for some time. Please feel free to write any email. I will answer you as soon as possible. Thanks for your understanding.”
March 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm
I feel like this needs to be in a Merry Melodies cartoon.
It would be the perfect anthropomorphic catalyst for my half-drunken night time activities. IT’S GOT’S THE STYLE!
March 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Why do sellers take their stuff down after being featured on etsy? The last unanswered question of the universe.
I feel better about myself knowing I’m not crazy, well not “that” crazy.
March 30, 2012 at 3:47 pm
You forgot the ‘Regr-’ there…
March 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Damn, she pulled it. I wanted to see her other stuff. And we weren’t even that mean!
March 30, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Oh Friday evening, its time for wine. If she wants to come over and cover both my legs and my chairs legs with yarn bombs, have at it. But she isn’t getting anywhere near my paypal account unless she shows up with lots of wine.
That is all.
March 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Someone knitted some GLINGERS, tried to sell them. Failed. Got ridiculed on Regretsy.
Then had a “multipurpose” moment! AHA! CHAIR WARMERS!
March 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Thank you! I thought these looked familiar…
March 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm
I would like to make a set of these and slip them on a chair at someone else’s house while they aren’t looking.
March 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Yarnbombing on a small scale…perfect!
March 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm
I have a sudden irrational desire to yarnbomb Republican politicians with these – legs, furniture, microphones, stickshifts, handguns, sex toys &&&&&&
March 30, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Oh god, I want a knitted cozy for that flying dildo that crashed a Russian press conference a few years ago. Of course, I’d need my own RC flying dildo first, but…
March 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm
I SAW THAT! Hoo, hilarious!
March 31, 2012 at 2:51 am
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
http://youtu.be/R9Yzf4jk0Ko
March 30, 2012 at 4:57 pm
If I need a guaranteed way to get my cat to scratch the crap out of my chair legs, these would be it. Maybe if she could knit in some pockets of catnip while she’s at it, to give the poor chair a swift death.
March 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm
That’s not even close to yarnbombing. That’s yarnfarting.
March 30, 2012 at 5:50 pm
If they were on a library computer chair, then it’d be yarnbombing. As it is, I kind of want to make similar for the chairs in my kitchen, but I want to close off the ends to protect the tile. If you’re gonna make chair socks, make ‘em all the way or not at all!
March 30, 2012 at 6:07 pm
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March 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Stupid preview, deceiving me into thinking I could embed a video here.
http://youtu.be/S6RiZrcnLJM
March 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Oh. My. Maude. What were my eyeballs just assaulted with?
Goodness…
March 30, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I thought, before scrolling down the picture, that they were going to be little socks to keep the chair from making hideous dragging sounds across the floor. That would at least have had a market amongst the old folks, methinks.
But this…well, this is just a waste of good yarn.
March 30, 2012 at 6:24 pm
I thought that the seller’s shop was douches not douces. I think douches was a bit more fitting
March 30, 2012 at 6:33 pm
Yes, sometimes my chairs DO run around the room dancing to 80′s music. That does not mean they need leg-warmers: it just means I’m abusing my cough syrup again.
March 30, 2012 at 6:43 pm
She’s not fooling me. I know “glingers” when I see them!
March 30, 2012 at 7:19 pm
March 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm
I was going to say “C’mon, it’s obviously one of those April Fool’s bogus listings; look at the price. Nobody’s going to pay that!” until she pulled the listing.
Now I am disappointed in humanity for the first time in 10 minutes, and that’s because I took my dogs outside to play for a bit.
March 31, 2012 at 9:30 am
Chairchez la Femme
March 31, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Until recently I did not realize we were permitted to post pornography here, so this sort of image is still a bit shocking to me.
March 31, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Some furniture needs to be stripped.
March 31, 2012 at 9:52 am
but…but… they’re like glingers for chairs! How can that be useless?
March 31, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Did anybody else notice the egg cozy for $20?? It looks like a tampon.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/96090214/beige-egg-cozy-pixies-hat-for-easter
Are you a chicken? Do you need a tampon? Well, we have the product for you!
April 1, 2012 at 12:58 am
I see sperm…
…and I prefer my tampons with less chunk.