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Celebrate Our Differents

This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 4, 2011

32 comments on Celebrate Our Differents

  1. Serene
    March 24, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I don’t even understand why I find this so funny. I’m kinda dumb sometimes.

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  2. FlyingMongooses
    March 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I’d buy every single one of these.

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    • yecats
      March 24, 2012 at 6:16 pm

      I bought the print, it lives on my wall. Worth every cent, and the seller was lovely.

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  3. Beeby
    March 24, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Crochet Guevara, I love you. You and I are not differents. We are just similiarity.

    (I looked up “fart hearts” and this is what came up. I’m keeping it. It seems appropriate.)

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  4. secret admirer
    March 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    When I was little I told my mom about the twins that were in my classroom and that of the two of them “One is the same and one is different”.

    This all makes total sense to me.

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    • Ravyncrow
      March 24, 2012 at 3:31 pm

      that sounds like the weirdity I love, and can no longer remember it’s origin:
      “What’s the difference between a duck?”
      “One leg is both the same”

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      • GranoblasticMan
        March 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm

        I’m going to have to mull a while over this koan.

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      • sisterravenmad
        March 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm

        “Both legs are the same length, especially the right one” is the punchline I learned for this one. Dadaist humor.

        Another is “What’s the difference between a crocodile?”
        “The greener it is the more it swims.”

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  5. volkerwandering
    March 24, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Me likey.

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  6. mingamonga
    March 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Yoda and Christopher Lee have completely made my day. (and everything sounds better in Yoda-speak.)

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  7. Brad the Butcher
    March 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    I read the last one aloud because it’s just too hard not to. Thanks for this, Crochet.

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  8. TallandGassy
    March 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    The photo with Usher and Beiber is just creepy. It looks like it could be an ad for some Man-Boy Love Organisation.
    Creepy creepy creepy!

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    • Ejia
      March 24, 2012 at 4:15 pm

      Assuming Usher recogized El Biebo as a boy.

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    • Sophist
      July 24, 2012 at 9:12 pm

      Two words: Jungle Beiber.

      I await your scorn.

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  9. Ejia
    March 24, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    This is actually one of my favorite posts.

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  10. picklelady
    March 24, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    I’m just gonna second Beeby’s sentiment. Crochet, whoever you are, you’re my kinda people.

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  11. Jannifer
    March 24, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    The first picture was actually cute, in spite of the fractured English. And I agree, Beiber and Usher are just…wrong.

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    • dddgurl
      March 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm

      But, maybe, they don’t want to be right…

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  12. Nmeow
    March 24, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    OMG!! So excited, finally got the Bandmade Book!!! Couldn’t get it first time around but better late than never! Can’t wait to sit my FJL ass on my couch with some wine jello shots (don’t judge the wine doesn’t spill that way) and read until I pass out.

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  13. ilikepink
    March 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    I think I need to conversate with her.

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  14. thecreightonberyl
    March 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Now they can both haz Cheezburger.

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  15. meagain72
    March 24, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    this is like those mexican trucks that say “we delivery.” newsflash, google translate doesn’t always work.

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  16. RedSoloCupCake
    March 24, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who totally misunderstands on how to use words.

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  17. TheEdwardianGirl
    March 24, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    I want the Yoda one framed and hanging on my bedroom wall.

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  18. persiaa
    March 24, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Is that a quantum similarity?

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  19. lady lunch
    March 24, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    I think this has been what I have been looking for all my life

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  20. thecreightonberyl
    March 24, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    The Etsy Mantra.

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  21. Stretch65
    March 24, 2012 at 7:10 pm
    • Stretch65
      March 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm

      sunstache towel stretch65/Etsy’s randy j hunt

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  22. Princess Bohemia Strapless
    March 24, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    I was excited to see she still carries the item, then I noticed she corrected the wording.

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  23. Vilecat
    March 24, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    While I’m not entirely sure I get how this is so funny, I absolutely adore the visual style of some other posters she sells, like the cupcake/ice cream ones. Most of her store is totally worth looking at, actually.

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