Etsy or Regretsy? Your Guesses and Answers
Earlier today I asked you to tell me which of the following items are real listings on Etsy, and which ones we made up. We have thoroughly enjoyed your guesses, and the tortured logic you’ve been using to make your decisions.
Here are your best guesses, and the correct answers.
1. TOILET PAPER ROLL PHOTOGRAPH
YOUR GUESSES:
“Regretsy; the patter is too perfectly precious”
“Etsy: I don’t think April or Bronc could stop laughing long enough to type up that description”
“My guess is the first is HK. The rest are too dumb to NOT be Etsy.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
2. VINTAGE CRAYOLA CRAYONS
YOUR GUESSES:
“Having seen the used pastels, I am sure the Crayolas have to be Etsy”
“Etsy. Might be wrong though, no barnwood.”
“Regretsy: This was a close call, but I think an Etsyan would try to charge more for a full set of wax sticks.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
3. ROCK INCENSE BURNER
YOUR GUESSES:
“Regretsy because i CANNOT believe someone will drill a hole in a rock and then want to call it a ‘craft’ they can sell! that’s just breaking my BS meter!”
“Regretsy, because even Etsy has gotten over barnwood, since it’s sooo 2010.”
“Etsy: HK could not have passed up the chance to glue some shit to it.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
4. DECONSTRUCTED GARDEN
YOUR GUESSES:
“Etsy- Helen is way too lazy and drunk to collect all that shit from her backyard and put it in jars.”
“The deconstructed garden could go either way. On one hand, it fits in perfectly with Etsy sellers who recently received a dictionary as a gift. On the other hand, it’s the most perfect mockery of Etsy I’ve ever seen.”
“The deconstructed garden has to be Regretsy because it didn’t go into a lengthy description of how period blood makes a great fertilizer.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
5. LUCKY HORSE SHOE
YOUR GUESSES:
“Regretsy. it’s just TOO perfect a posting, really.”
“Regretsy. It’s too well done.”
“Etsy – that story is so lame, it has to be true.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
6. ADVENTURE ON PLANET X SCREENPLAY
YOUR GUESSES:
“Helen loves Star Trek stuff and that looks suspiciously like a phaser.”
“fake. The spelling, punctuation, and grammar are excellent, and there is tense consistency throughout. No one with writing skills that good are going to post on Etsy, even if the content is crap.”
“For this money, I’d expect an actual finished movie, possibly staring Jimmy Stewart and Kathryn Hepburn. But I still think it’s Etsy.”
AND THE ANSWER IS…
Thanks for playing!
March 16, 2012 at 6:32 pm
I need off this planet.
March 16, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Perhaps to Planet X?
March 23, 2012 at 9:33 pm
That’ll be $100,000. Thanks.
March 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm
Damn it, I was going to buy that garden! HELEN! Take my money and give me your jars of tap water and yard junk!
March 16, 2012 at 6:35 pm
That’ll be $25.
March 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Aaaagh. I made a grammatical error in a comment about grammar. And now it’s in a main post for ever and ever.
March 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm
Aaaaand that was not meant to be a reply. I’ll just hand in my Regretsy commenting card and go home now.
March 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm
Welcome to the land of Muphry’s (No That’s Not a Typo) Law.
March 16, 2012 at 7:36 pm
It’s not an error in parts of PA, OH and WV.
March 16, 2012 at 10:09 pm
Me too! But not to garden. Just to keep the deconstructed bullshit on my desk and mock everyone else with their stupid tulip plants. Fuck tulips. I prefer my plants enclosed. Or dead. Preferably dead, but with a jar of dirt and water? Priceless.
March 16, 2012 at 6:35 pm
I got half of them right. I consider that a win.
March 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm
“I got half of them right. I consider that a win.”
… yeah, pretty sure “I’m not demented enough to be able to fully enter the mind of an Etsian” *is* a win.
March 16, 2012 at 6:36 pm
At least the rock with a hole in is reasonably priced.
March 16, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I was thinking the same damn thing. And isn’t that a sad commentary?
March 16, 2012 at 9:47 pm
$8 for a rock is reasonably priced? I have many to sell to you!!! I will charge more than that seller’s shipping rate of $1.75 though.
March 17, 2012 at 5:44 am
But the ash will fall all over your table!
March 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm
As is the case with 95% of available stick incense holders, actually. So no problem there.
March 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
I went 2 for 6… typical
I hope the person who said “my money is on monkey 33″ in the oprevious post bought a MegaMillions ticket instead.
March 16, 2012 at 7:18 pm
I didn’t. No, sir. All my eggs were in your basket. And you were so careless. So very careless.
March 17, 2012 at 10:04 am
So sorry – I’ll send you a check for $220 million…
March 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
YES! My first 5 out of 5 on Etsy or Regretsy! And the crowd goes wild!
March 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Except there were 6 items.
March 16, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Don’t spoil the moment. The kitty is on a roll.
March 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm
There were 6…
March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Oops, there were six weren’t there? Well it was 6 out of 6 then but I guess I have to change my pic to:
<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cannot-brain-today.jpg".
March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm
A-yup!
<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cannot-brain-today.jpg".
March 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm
I’m gonna try this one more time and then I’m going back to my drinking:
March 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Wow, the one thing I thought was Etsy wasn’t! That deconstructed garden is remarkably clever Helen.
March 16, 2012 at 6:51 pm
I was totally thinking the background of the image would have taken too much work, but they lost me at “upcrafted mason jars.” I think even on Etsy, you’d need to glue some shit on there before calling it “upcrafted.”
March 16, 2012 at 7:38 pm
I bet they could make a killing selling those.
March 17, 2012 at 10:38 am
It’s front page fuckery if I’ve ever saw some.
March 22, 2012 at 9:42 am
I guessed when the “dirt” looked suspiciously like crushed oreos. Actually, now that I think about it, even if it IS crushed oreos, it doesn’t necessarily mean someone on Etsy didn’t put them in a jar and sell it as dirt.
Only on Etsy would delicious edible things pretend to be dirt and get MORE money.
March 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm
*in IT
I just changed the duvet cover. I was all up in it like a pink paisley bajango. And I still can’t get the corners to stay!
March 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm
The crayon box holds 124 crayons according to the box. According to the seller, there are 123 crayons and none are missing. Did she count all the crayons and lie to us, or is this a typo?
March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Neither Bronc nor April would lie to us. Oh. wait.
March 16, 2012 at 9:25 pm
#124 isn’t missing; it simply moved and left no forwarding address.
March 17, 2012 at 12:43 am
If it’s that band-aidy “skin-colored” one, you don’t want it anyway. Our crayon-eating dog didn’t even like it.
March 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Got all of them but one. That screenplay image is so awful it fooled me. XD
March 17, 2012 at 2:25 am
He has more for sale.
March 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm
I actually like the first one if it were priced properly. If it was $15 or $20 I would favorite it, but at $130 is just asshole-y.
March 16, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Ooo! And I got a 4/6! That’s 2/3 correct
(thank you, public school math!)
March 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm
wow, two of my guesses were quoted! I may die of happiness… it is all I have to be happy about since I was 2 for 6 in my guesses.
March 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm
You are so good at fakery, you should be a political speechwriter.
March 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm
I am really *quite* relieved that the Crayon one is not real.
March 16, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Uh… about that… never mind.
March 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Oh good, I was beginning to suspect I couldn’t get lead crayons for under $100 any more.
March 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Just buy cheap ‘Made in China’ ones,and ignore the ‘Non-toxic’ designation on the box. It is only there to comply with labeling laws. Old, ‘Made in [insert name of western nation with child safety standards here]‘ very likely won’t have that elusive desirable lead* in any significant quantities.
*Red crayons are most likely to have large amounts.
March 16, 2012 at 6:58 pm
I can date vintage clothes, but honestly, how the hell do you pinpoint the date of a box of Crayola crayons?
March 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm
You date them by the color name……they used to be yellow, green, orange etc. Now it is school bus yellow, baby puke green, and construction zone orange etc.
March 16, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Dead shark blue, Deconstructed Garden Green…
March 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm
If there is the politically incorrect “nude” crayon. It was renamed in the …60′s… I think. I’ll go back to my corner now.
March 16, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Flesh. There was a flesh coloured crayon. I believe it was changed to peach (or apricot).
Me, I’d totally buy either set just to be able to get my hands on another full-sized unused lemon yellow. I have not forgiven Binney and Smith/Hallmark for retiring it. It was the best yellow there was. None of the creatively named yellows they have now are nearly as nice (although I do like “macaroni and cheese”.)
(Is this where I admit that My First Tattoo will be a purple Crayola branded crayon? I’m only slightly addicted to Crayola products.)
March 17, 2012 at 12:47 am
^^^This is the one I was thinking of further up. Ugliest Crayola in the box.
I wonder if the metallic gold, silver, and copper ones had lead in them?
March 17, 2012 at 12:49 am
The “Flesh” one was the ugly one, I mean. That yellow was a good one.
March 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm
I usually start by offering them a drink.Then…wait…oops! Never mind!
March 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm
I really don’t see the problem with buying or selling vintage Crayons, but that seller probably should have taken off the “79¢” sticker.
March 17, 2012 at 8:50 am
That was the first thing I thought when I saw those Crayolas–”I know I at least got THAT one right. Those are definitely Etsy.” Was shocked to see it was a fake…then I did a search. Heh.
What made it for me, though, was the idea of ex-pat crayons. Oh, and definite props for getting the UK pricing spot on. That’s what sold me on it being the real deal–even our 79 cent crayons have a 3824%* markup here in Quaint Ol’ Blighty.
By the way, did you know that we spell jewellery with two L’s here?
You’re welcome.
*no actual math was harmed in the creation of this comment
March 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm
I need more drugs. My faith and hope are bashed for the most part. So sure about the tp photo and Adventures on Planet X.
We are doomed as a species. Cats would not do this crap.
March 16, 2012 at 9:31 pm
My cats would, if they could.
March 17, 2012 at 8:33 am
Yeah, but just to fuck with you.
March 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm
I absolutely knew that toilet paper photo was real. After all the absolute shit I’ve seen being sold as “photography art” on etsy, nothing shocks me about it anymore.
I think they should do a series of photos- show an empty roll, then two hands taking it off, then those two hands putting a new one on and the last one being that of a fresh new roll.
March 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Better that than showing how the roll gets empty.
March 16, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Or this could be a prequel to that collection: First picture of someone sitting down, next one the straining face, third picture, well you get the idea!
March 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Oh man. I only got the rock incense burner correct. Never thought HK would collect all that “garden” crap and jar it.
Well played.
March 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm
I still think that deconstructed garden is Etsy gold. I’m thinking of selling deconstructed water. For $25, you get two jars, one filled with oxygen and the other filled with hydrogen. For another $10, you get a third jar filled with industrial waste.
March 16, 2012 at 9:55 pm
I’d like to add a Magickal Room Fragrance kit that has separate jars of bleach and ammonia, with the suggestion they’d be so much more Magickal when mixed. Gas mask sold separately.
March 16, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Wow…. dangerous!!!
March 16, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Anyone dumb enough to do so will, at the very least, fail high school chemistry. Hopefully they’d also learn that Etsy’s mostly dependent upon bullshit descriptions and gullible persons. Mostly…
March 16, 2012 at 11:44 pm
I don’t think you can ship jars of hydrogen. It might get you a visit from some people with badges.
March 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm
But I’m getting bored with the usual visits by people in white coats…
March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm
That rock incense burner looks like a real piece of schist. Oh wait, my bad, that’s one of her other listings.
She sure has a lot of favorite rocks.
March 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm
You take a lot for granite, SI.
March 16, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Yeah! Straighten up and pyrite!
March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm
HALLELUJAH THE CRAYONS WERE A FAKE. My faith in humanity is temporarily restored just a little.
March 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm
not so quick, look at Bronc’s response above.
March 16, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Yeah, but at least those aren’t fifty bucks.
March 16, 2012 at 11:51 pm
Don’t be too relieved. It’s a smaller box.
The fakes work out to 45¢ per crayon (going by the number on the box, not in the description). The Etsy listing works out to 37.5¢ per crayon or 45.3¢ with shipping. We don’t know what the shipping on the fake would be.
A new box of 64 Crayola crayons with built in sharpener sells for $4.62 or 7.2¢ per crayon. No shipping. You carry them home. If you walk you don’t have to pay for gas.
Go ahead. Weep for humanity. We’ll wait.
March 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
You had me at “Fresh Loamy Dirt.” I thought only an Etsian would write so lovingly about soil.
March 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm
50%. I’m as good as a dice roll.
I can’t believe the screenplay is real. At that price? ffs, Manos: The Hands Of Fate was made and released for a fraction of that, and could be made again for the same nominal dollars today through the magic of television.
Incense burner real? I guess the story was a bit too much in the way of forced rectal insolation.
Crayons: I think I was leaning fake, but my toe was over the line, so I’ll mark it zero, next frame, and do a jay.
March 16, 2012 at 7:02 pm
I’m giving you two thumbs up for the Manos reference!
March 17, 2012 at 12:53 am
Modern digital technology might improve Manos, too. At least you could actually edit it. Then again, the stained sofa and Torgo in HD would be even more painful.
March 17, 2012 at 9:07 am
“I can’t believe the screenplay is real. At that price? ffs, Manos: The Hands Of Fate was made and released for a fraction of that, and could be made again for the same nominal dollars today through the magic of television.”
In that case, they should try putting this on Etsy.
March 17, 2012 at 10:34 am
Over the line, Donny! This is not Vietnam. There are rules.
March 17, 2012 at 10:35 am
Shit. Smokey. Smokey was over the line.
March 16, 2012 at 6:53 pm
Either Helen is just really good at making this game hard, or I am slowly, and unknowingly, growing more stupid.
March 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm
She’s definitely getting better at the elaborate hoaxes. That deconstructed garden is amazing.
March 16, 2012 at 6:54 pm
I LOVE that the 124-count box of crayons holds 123, and none are missing.
But for that kind of money, I really need the one with the built-in sharpener!
March 16, 2012 at 7:15 pm
Not too surprised to be wrong on a few things…I think I was 50/50 this time. But I am agog that someone would try to charge five grand for an old horseshoe. What the fuck?!?!
At least I was right about the deconstructed garden. And I may buy the rock incense burner to throw at someone who dares to try to sell an old horseshoe for five grand.
March 16, 2012 at 7:25 pm
I’m shocked that someone who thinks luck is worth 5 grand doesn’t know that if you place it upside down as pictured all the luck falls out!
March 17, 2012 at 12:55 am
We got a horseshoe with our name on it for about $5 at Knott’s Berry Farm a few years ago. Even allowing for travel costs from Oregon, it was a better deal than this one.
September 27, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Actually, there are differing views on this, each with their own delightfully goofy logic.
The “place it upside down and the luck will run out” is the most common, but the opposite isn’t unheard of. Wish I could remember what the logic behind that one was, it was pretty fun.
March 16, 2012 at 11:54 pm
I’m not sure you get the horseshoe. The listing is confusing.
March 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm
All my guesses were actually correct but my faith in humanity is lost anyway.
The best part of this game are the guesses where you all try to fathom what is going on in HK’s mind…
… as if the fuckery from a brain constantly exposed to Etsy and Judge Judy could ever be truly understood. I mean that in the very best way, of course. Its like a natural wonder.
March 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm
HK get that deconstructed garden listed in Etsy! I have a feeling that it would actually sell big time.
March 16, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Damn, I really wanted those crayons.
March 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm
And here’s this weeks present, made by me just for you (hint, it’s not REALLY what it looks like)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/95464041/cirque-du-toilet
And please remember to favorite the hell outta this “shit” LMAO
March 16, 2012 at 7:59 pm
So you guys are TOTALLY cool with dirty dishes, but not pudding in a toilet?
Maybe I’ll have better luck next time…
March 16, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Disgusting, but funny.
Back in college, we did all sorts of experiments with the food in the cafeteria. (Why not? We couldn’t eat it.) One was plopping spoonfuls of chocolate pudding into a glass of Mello Yello. We called it Shit Soda.
The weirdest was getting a glass of plain carbonated water, then dissolving as much salt into as we could. Then we added a spoonful of the “brown gravy” that came with the meatloaf…and the liquid turned bright blue! Some sort of chemical reaction between the starch and the sodium…
Then there was the kielbasa and the mayonnaise…but enough for now…
March 16, 2012 at 8:16 pm
I’m glad someone can see my humor tonight…
But seriously, bright blue? Wtf?
March 17, 2012 at 1:00 am
That makes our apple-and-fork sculptures and plate Jenga tame. I have never seen sulphur-yellow mold before/since the dining commons bread. We used to call the veal(?)cutlets Moon Patties b/c of their weird pitted surface, and suspected that the incredibly scrawny chicken breasts actually came from the flocks of crows that used to roost around our dorms.
Dorm food. It’s character-building.
March 17, 2012 at 8:09 am
“Character” is possibly the best word ever to describe something burdensome. Favorite example: the beautiful crystal doorknobs in our 65-year-old home that don’t always open have character. The character of a pretty girl with a horrible drug problem, perhaps, but character just the same.
March 17, 2012 at 12:07 am
Excellent–that will go nicely in the “etsyians who like poo” treasury I’ve been building…
March 16, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Wow. I would have bet money that Adventure on Planet X was Regresty.
March 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm
I think we’re all missing epic science here people-The doctor in the script has a gun that can turn broccoli into potato chips. Soooo many questions- broccoli flavour chips?
March 16, 2012 at 7:47 pm
i got 123 out of 124 correct
March 16, 2012 at 7:52 pm
Batting .500 here. I would have SWORN up and down the TP pic was HK’s doing.
March 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Jegus, that $5,000 dollar horseshit makes me think that somebody is using Etsy for money laundering.
Oh, wait, no, my bad, we have fundraisers for poor families and Alzheimer’s research for that.
March 16, 2012 at 8:20 pm
What a coincidence! I named my first born Kreknev Bourge! I call her Krek Baby for short.
March 16, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Actually I take it back. The biggest tip-off that the deconstructed garden wasn’t from Etsy was not that it didn’t *recommend* period blood as fertilizer, but that it didn’t *include* an adorable little jar filled with it.
Also there weren’t any seedlings sprouted from hemp tampons. That, however, is probably available on some dark corner of Etsy. I’m guessing 5 months before it makes its lovely way to the front page.
March 16, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Well, gushing patina! Extended trip to the liquor store + a couple of unaccounted-for hours and I totally missed the test. However, I did go 4 for 6, which is like…pretty good. They told me there wouldn’t be any math, and I haven’t had enough gin anyway. Now I’m going to go drill a hole in my favorite rock. Please to excuse.
March 16, 2012 at 10:10 pm
There actually are a ton of vintage crayola crayons on Etsy. Which just doesn’t surprise me.
March 17, 2012 at 1:48 am
“I’ve written six feature-length screenplays and 15 short screenplays. I won a competition for one of my shorts, and it was produced. I’ve been told my dialog is superb. I guess some people have trouble with that” – J. Simon, ScreenWriter
It makes total sense that someone would fork out 100,000 dollars for a screenplay sight unseen written by an unknown whose only credit is winning an unspecified competition. Total sense if you’re so far up your own ass that you can tickle your tonsils.
March 17, 2012 at 5:18 am
Apparently the guy who wrote the Planet X play also wrote one about some guy that checks into a mental hospital just so he could get free room and board.
As someone who has actually been to a mental hospital (yes, I am crazy, I know) I am sure that he knows everything about what they do in a modern day mental hospital and has done research about what people with mental illnesses are actually like…
March 18, 2012 at 7:18 am
I think I actually take that back, I think he does know how mental hospitals work, he probably had first hand experience in one.
March 17, 2012 at 7:16 am
What does it mean that I want the deconstructed garden?
March 17, 2012 at 8:25 am
First off, you get an up vote for also being Slovenian. Second, I hope that’s sarcasm in re: calling yourself crazy. You do realize that most of us here would have been labeled as such only a generation ago, be it for being gay or bi, or even just an outspoken female. I like to remind myself of that on the bad days.
March 17, 2012 at 9:13 am
You get all my thumbs.
March 17, 2012 at 9:05 am
All but one! The screenplay totally fooled me. I guess there are douchebags just that big out there.
March 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Helen is too good at this. I thought they were all etsy.
March 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm
If I had cash to burn, and/or the price were more reasonable, I would so buy the toilet paper roll photo and sneakily hang it in the bathroom of my best friend. The recently, expensively and conventionally-tasteful-in-beige remodeled bathroom of my anal-retentive, persnickety, control freak best friend. Just to see her expression.
Bonus facts:
I once entered my ferret in a costume contest dressed as this friend. Friend was at the event dressed in her unchanging ferret-event outfit (which I had carefully duplicated in miniature and ferretized form). Her reaction was so worth it.
I also once, with the help of her roommate, secreted myself unexpectedly in her bedroom to be found sitting on her pillow when she got home from work.
Being friends with me is interesting.
March 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Instead of an over-priced photo (from a whiny seller who bitched in the forums about being on Regretsy), I suggest making a shadow box. Have different rolls in different states of paper-ness, going from a full roll to an empty one. Preferably out of order. And in neon colors (to must upset the tasteful beige).
And yes, being friends with me can be interesting too. lol
March 17, 2012 at 11:26 pm
I am really behind the times, both by my early ‘getting drunk on an acceptable day at an unacceptable time’ (10am)
I never understood the barn wood thing. Like it was the just super hip like skinny jeans I guess?? But after watching the only horrifying episode of cupcake wars with vegan cupcakes (travesty) I see the barn wood reasoning.
RECLAIMED WOOD. First cause of the carbon footprint thing, and now because of the it’s hip use barn wood thing. I have educated and drunk in the same day.
That is all.
March 17, 2012 at 11:27 pm
*been
March 18, 2012 at 2:20 am
This is the best I’ve done yet! 3/6.
The crayon one was a giveaway when you referred to it as America, not the States like us Brits do. I’m still counting it as a point to me though.
March 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Oh, so close. It was the screenplay that got me.
March 21, 2012 at 7:01 pm
http://www.etsy.com/teams/7722/business-topics/discuss/9976776/page/1
WOO BUTTHURT!
March 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm
I’m kind of jealous I didn’t come up with the selling screenplays idea. Charging $2,000 for some stupid bullshit and then I can turn around and sue for plagiarism or copyright infringement and get even more money!
That’s the one I thought was fake.
March 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm
*once someone else decides to turn my shitty screenplay into a shitty movie. Seriously, if these were any good why aren’t they movies yet?