This post first appeared on Regretsy on March 25, 2011
She wasn’t a very pretty girl, but she was a lot of fun to dance with.
Wonder if there’s a male version in her collection too…
Barebacking – you’re doing it wrong.
I seem to find the happiness I lack,
when we’re out together, dancing groin to back.
I don’t know if I am more repulsed by the fact someone would imagine making such a disgusting thing, or by someone posting it for sale to other people. Where is the venue where this is the acceptable attire exactly?
Opening Night for The Vagina Monologues?
How about the fact that someone bought it?
AND within a week of it appearing on Regretsy…. Where’s the picture of you wearing it, April?!?!?!
The gynecologist’s office? A taping of Ellen?
Ooo! I’ve got it!!! A baby shower. So you can turn around and tell the mother-to-be “See? THIS is what yours is going to look like!”
They all look this big after 25 hours of labia.
Don’t blame it on the venue. Many of us make “tame” items to sell there.
Being stabbed in the back: it does not mean what you think it means.
Wow, SOMEBODY found the handkerchief code a bit lacking, did she?
Is this similar to wearing your heart on your sleeve?
Something about cardiologists and anginas.
I saw so much vagina wear last night at the evening with John Waters that this is nothing.
Can you scratch my back? And use two fingers. Aw fuck it, use yer whole fist.
God I love back massages.
They’re still trying to sell vibrators as “massagers” in a home-delivered full-of-crap catalogue around here.
If it’s a massager, why is it phallic, and why are you telling me the length and how deep and penetrating the massage is?
Did you see that it was made for an erotic art show held in Fargo, North Dakota. I don’t know about you, but I don’t exactly associate Fargo, North Dakota with the word “erotic”.
They need it more than the rest of us.
Goes perfectly with the multitude of vulva purses on Etsy! I especially think this fuzzy one is fun:
When I saw this I thought Brer Sea Anemone had convinced Brer Starfish to throw him in the briar patch.
All I see is Muppet snatch.
Baby got back.
Baby’s back could also have baby!
My brain cannot stop singing “My Way” to this picture.
Is anyone else bothered by the lace fabric? I don’t know about anyone else’s vagina, but mine does not look much like that.
Listen, I don’t know if I would go around broadcasting what a weird, non-lacey vagina you have.
No doubt! It’s like saying you have a penis that doesn’t dance when you play the flute.
The trip to the fabric store must’ve been fun for this seller. She picks up this pink, flowery crochet fabric and squeals “Oh perfect! Vulva…”
The lace really creeped me out at first, but then I imagined having a baby doll peeking out of it. I find the idea hilarious for some reason.
I’ve informed the relevant authorities. I’d like you to sit down and have a nice cup of tea while you wait for the guys in white coats.
You may bring one, and only one, baby doll with you to the facility.
She may not be anatomically correct, no–choose another one.
We’ll be seeing you in about 6 months–have a nice “vacation!”
It would make a great carrying pocket for a doll. If one were attending a midwifery convention, or, you know…CRAZY.
Doubles as the eye of Sauron for LOTR RPG games!
But does it sing?
Back is crack!
I’ll take your sack
You can’t be too long in my back
Yes my back pussy
Is really loosey
Get your gang!
We’ll have a bang!
You’ve gotta catch me if you wanna hang!
First off, where is the clitoris on this thing? Shouldn’t it be at least the size of a chapstick?
Second, Jesus Christ I want to put a giant eye-stalk in the center. I always believed nothing could actually turn someone gay, but this jacket is so close to proving me wrong.
Business in the front, party in the back…
Wait, if there is a giant vagina in back, does it mean there’s a giant asshole in front?
The giant asshole is wearing the coat.
This atrocity doesn’t look so much like a vagina, as like the wearer just got whacked in the back with a huge axe.
That makes me think that the seller found the plain jacket in a shop, thought “ooh, nice!”… then either noticed it had a rip down the back or created one by accident while trying it on. Not wanting to be out their purchase price, they thought of what to do next. Could just sew it up, but that might make the flaw too obvious for some. Nope. Think think think. What could actually call for a vertical slit– *LIGHT BULB* Vagina!
if it werent 110$, id own this. Perfect NY meetup coat
I loved this jacket the first time, and, By God, I still love it!
Oh, and, stick ‘em up!
If you think they were upset when we accidentally burned one of their hold books just wait until our troops show up wearing these!
Every time I’ve seen an item of clothing with a slit in the back like that I’ve thought of it as a vagina shirt.
I didn’t realise how popular that style was until a year ago.
The sad thing is, that jacket looks like it was gorgeous before they minged it up.
Agreed! I would have been willing to buy that jacket if it didn’t have the lacy hooha fouling it up!!!
I’d put a squirt bulb in it, like a clown’s flower, to catch admirers while unawares.
The pink lace was just such an unfortunate choice.
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