I don’t know if I am more repulsed by the fact someone would imagine making such a disgusting thing, or by someone posting it for sale to other people. Where is the venue where this is the acceptable attire exactly?
They’re still trying to sell vibrators as “massagers” in a home-delivered full-of-crap catalogue around here.
If it’s a massager, why is it phallic, and why are you telling me the length and how deep and penetrating the massage is?
Did you see that it was made for an erotic art show held in Fargo, North Dakota. I don’t know about you, but I don’t exactly associate Fargo, North Dakota with the word “erotic”.
Back is crack!
I’ll take your sack
You can’t be too long in my back
Yes my back pussy
Is really loosey
Get your gang!
We’ll have a bang!
You’ve gotta catch me if you wanna hang!
First off, where is the clitoris on this thing? Shouldn’t it be at least the size of a chapstick?
Second, Jesus Christ I want to put a giant eye-stalk in the center. I always believed nothing could actually turn someone gay, but this jacket is so close to proving me wrong.
That makes me think that the seller found the plain jacket in a shop, thought “ooh, nice!”… then either noticed it had a rip down the back or created one by accident while trying it on. Not wanting to be out their purchase price, they thought of what to do next. Could just sew it up, but that might make the flaw too obvious for some. Nope. Think think think. What could actually call for a vertical slit– *LIGHT BULB* Vagina!
March 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Wonder if there’s a male version in her collection too…
March 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Barebacking – you’re doing it wrong.
March 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm
I seem to find the happiness I lack,
when we’re out together, dancing groin to back.
March 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
I don’t know if I am more repulsed by the fact someone would imagine making such a disgusting thing, or by someone posting it for sale to other people. Where is the venue where this is the acceptable attire exactly?
March 11, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Opening Night for The Vagina Monologues?
March 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm
How about the fact that someone bought it?
March 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm
AND within a week of it appearing on Regretsy…. Where’s the picture of you wearing it, April?!?!?!
March 11, 2012 at 3:08 pm
The gynecologist’s office? A taping of Ellen?
Ooo! I’ve got it!!! A baby shower. So you can turn around and tell the mother-to-be “See? THIS is what yours is going to look like!”
March 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm
They all look this big after 25 hours of labia.
March 11, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Don’t blame it on the venue. Many of us make “tame” items to sell there.
March 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Being stabbed in the back: it does not mean what you think it means.
March 11, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Wow, SOMEBODY found the handkerchief code a bit lacking, did she?
March 11, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Is this similar to wearing your heart on your sleeve?
March 11, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Something about cardiologists and anginas.
March 11, 2012 at 1:30 pm
I saw so much vagina wear last night at the evening with John Waters that this is nothing.
March 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Can you scratch my back? And use two fingers. Aw fuck it, use yer whole fist.
March 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm
God I love back massages.
March 11, 2012 at 10:58 pm
They’re still trying to sell vibrators as “massagers” in a home-delivered full-of-crap catalogue around here.
If it’s a massager, why is it phallic, and why are you telling me the length and how deep and penetrating the massage is?
March 11, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Did you see that it was made for an erotic art show held in Fargo, North Dakota. I don’t know about you, but I don’t exactly associate Fargo, North Dakota with the word “erotic”.
March 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm
They need it more than the rest of us.
March 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Goes perfectly with the multitude of vulva purses on Etsy! I especially think this fuzzy one is fun:
March 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm
When I saw this I thought Brer Sea Anemone had convinced Brer Starfish to throw him in the briar patch.
March 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm
All I see is Muppet snatch.
March 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Abooooout face!
Fall in!
March 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Baby got back.
March 11, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Baby’s back could also have baby!
March 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm
March 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm
My brain cannot stop singing “My Way” to this picture.
March 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Is anyone else bothered by the lace fabric? I don’t know about anyone else’s vagina, but mine does not look much like that.
March 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Listen, I don’t know if I would go around broadcasting what a weird, non-lacey vagina you have.
…
freak
March 11, 2012 at 3:11 pm
No doubt! It’s like saying you have a penis that doesn’t dance when you play the flute.
March 11, 2012 at 4:59 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8608970157400595654
March 11, 2012 at 2:10 pm
The trip to the fabric store must’ve been fun for this seller. She picks up this pink, flowery crochet fabric and squeals “Oh perfect! Vulva…”
March 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm
The lace really creeped me out at first, but then I imagined having a baby doll peeking out of it. I find the idea hilarious for some reason.
March 11, 2012 at 4:59 pm
I’ve informed the relevant authorities. I’d like you to sit down and have a nice cup of tea while you wait for the guys in white coats.
You may bring one, and only one, baby doll with you to the facility.
She may not be anatomically correct, no–choose another one.
We’ll be seeing you in about 6 months–have a nice “vacation!”
March 12, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Mmmmmm, tea.
March 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm
It would make a great carrying pocket for a doll. If one were attending a midwifery convention, or, you know…CRAZY.
March 11, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Doubles as the eye of Sauron for LOTR RPG games!
March 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm
But does it sing?
March 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Back is crack!
I’ll take your sack
You can’t be too long in my back
Yes my back pussy
Is really loosey
Get your gang!
We’ll have a bang!
You’ve gotta catch me if you wanna hang!
March 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm
First off, where is the clitoris on this thing? Shouldn’t it be at least the size of a chapstick?
Second, Jesus Christ I want to put a giant eye-stalk in the center. I always believed nothing could actually turn someone gay, but this jacket is so close to proving me wrong.
March 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Business in the front, party in the back…
March 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Queef!
March 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Wait, if there is a giant vagina in back, does it mean there’s a giant asshole in front?
March 11, 2012 at 3:03 pm
The giant asshole is wearing the coat.
March 11, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Yes.
March 11, 2012 at 4:02 pm
This atrocity doesn’t look so much like a vagina, as like the wearer just got whacked in the back with a huge axe.
March 11, 2012 at 10:52 pm
That makes me think that the seller found the plain jacket in a shop, thought “ooh, nice!”… then either noticed it had a rip down the back or created one by accident while trying it on. Not wanting to be out their purchase price, they thought of what to do next. Could just sew it up, but that might make the flaw too obvious for some. Nope. Think think think. What could actually call for a vertical slit– *LIGHT BULB* Vagina!
March 11, 2012 at 4:36 pm
if it werent 110$, id own this. Perfect NY meetup coat
March 11, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I loved this jacket the first time, and, By God, I still love it!
Oh, and, stick ‘em up!
March 11, 2012 at 8:10 pm
If you think they were upset when we accidentally burned one of their hold books just wait until our troops show up wearing these!
March 11, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Every time I’ve seen an item of clothing with a slit in the back like that I’ve thought of it as a vagina shirt.
I didn’t realise how popular that style was until a year ago.
March 11, 2012 at 9:52 pm
The sad thing is, that jacket looks like it was gorgeous before they minged it up.
March 12, 2012 at 7:15 am
Agreed! I would have been willing to buy that jacket if it didn’t have the lacy hooha fouling it up!!!
March 15, 2012 at 2:26 am
I’d put a squirt bulb in it, like a clown’s flower, to catch admirers while unawares.
March 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm
The pink lace was just such an unfortunate choice.