My mind NEVER went to a glue gun. Maybe I would feel better about this if I thought of a glue gun. When I first looked at it, my first thought was, “The artist must have used an eye dropper to evenly distribute all the SPERM that’s on the picture.”
The thought of running my hand over that picture just…no.
Is there some way to view Etsy stuff after Phyllis gets to it? I love being able to poke around the shops and look at their other pieces. It’s a great source of amusement, but if I come to late then I don’t get my fun.
“The splooge has come again.” Said Jose emphatically as he turned on the wipers. Raising her right eyebrow, Margret wondered if it would be normal raining on her home planet of Earth. “Does it splooge often here?” she replied. Jose strained to see the conductive highway through his one good eye. His left eye had been damaged in the crash a few years ago…
March 11, 2012 at 9:33 am
Ah, they must be driving the Kia Bukkake.
March 11, 2012 at 9:34 am
To me it looks more like a spurts car.
March 11, 2012 at 9:35 am
Maybe it’s a Blotus
March 11, 2012 at 9:45 am
Or a Hummer?
March 11, 2012 at 9:54 am
Sexus?
Okay, I’m officially out of ideas.
March 11, 2012 at 9:55 am
Hope they don’t get a flat. They will have to Jack it up.
March 11, 2012 at 10:17 am
And once they Jack it up, they’ll have to get off the nuts.
March 11, 2012 at 10:51 am
Maybe a Spewick?
March 11, 2012 at 10:11 am
The Toyota Priapus.
March 11, 2012 at 10:15 am
If it is a Priapus, that would mean that for the first time in history an erection would last longer than a battery.
March 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Leakin’ C*ntinental.
March 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm
They should be careful driving their Skeet Cherokee in the rain, they might hit something wet and explode.
March 11, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Hopefully they don’t get rear-ended by a Probe.
March 11, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I had a Probe.
Every time someone cut me off, I yelled that.
March 11, 2012 at 9:36 am
Looks like someone got the money shot
March 11, 2012 at 9:36 am
Does she have a Hitler mustache?
March 11, 2012 at 9:43 am
It’s a tribute to Cronenburg’s “Crash”.
March 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
THE MINGLING ODORS OF SEMEN AND ENGINE COOLANT
That’s all I remember from the book Crash was based on. Ballard used that same phrase about 7 or 8 times throughout the book.
March 11, 2012 at 10:57 pm
Nor gory enough for an homage to “Warm Leatherette”.
March 11, 2012 at 10:57 pm
Shit. Should really finish scrolling down before replying.
March 11, 2012 at 9:44 am
Oh I know I’m dating myself terribly but I just can’t resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4
March 11, 2012 at 10:07 am
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash
Warm leatherette
A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick – Let’s make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Join the car crash set
March 11, 2012 at 9:44 am
Looks like someone had serious glue gun problems.
March 11, 2012 at 10:44 am
I’ve never seen a glue gun used on full-auto before.
March 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm
My mind NEVER went to a glue gun. Maybe I would feel better about this if I thought of a glue gun. When I first looked at it, my first thought was, “The artist must have used an eye dropper to evenly distribute all the SPERM that’s on the picture.”
The thought of running my hand over that picture just…no.
March 11, 2012 at 9:45 am
Carwashes are not the places they used to be.
March 11, 2012 at 9:46 am
They are waaaaaay more fun these days.
March 11, 2012 at 9:46 am
It seems the Michelin Man got a bit overexcited while filming the wiper commercial.
March 11, 2012 at 9:47 am
God, I hate driving through Intercourse, Pennsylvania
March 11, 2012 at 10:25 am
You sure it’s Pennsylvania? Looks like they just got in to Climax, Michigan.
March 11, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Possibly – the one thing I’m sure about is that it’s not Deadwood, South Dakota.
March 11, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Nor the island of Lesbos.
March 11, 2012 at 5:31 pm
That is only a few miles from where I live. I always make some crack about approaching Climax when I get off the highway there.
March 11, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Looks like they hit Humptulips, WA.
March 11, 2012 at 9:48 am
Glue guns should be confiscated from people who don’t know how to use them properly. (The same goes for dicks, too, now that I think of it.)
March 11, 2012 at 10:20 am
Aren’t they both meant to go off when you squeeze them in your hand?
March 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Sadly, I’ve known both to jam up when squeezed.
March 11, 2012 at 10:26 am
This is my penis, this is my gun.
One is for crafting, the other for fun.
March 11, 2012 at 9:48 am
If this is truly representative of driving in the rain, it would explain why so many people get pregnant during hurricanes.
March 11, 2012 at 2:43 pm
It’s really not that big a deal. It only rains like that for like 20 seconds, and then it can’t rain again for 15-20 minutes.
March 11, 2012 at 9:49 am
Well, the forecast did say the rain was cumming.
March 11, 2012 at 9:50 am
Is it Kareem Abdul-Jabbar driving?
March 11, 2012 at 10:27 am
It’s Roger Murdock.
March 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm
looks more like Jeff Goldblum to me
March 11, 2012 at 9:58 am
“…and we didn’t have an umbrella when we got out of the car. That’s how I got pregnant, Dad. Honest!”
March 11, 2012 at 9:58 am
Crash?
That’s that movie with Sandra Bollocks in it right?
March 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm
March 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm
This was actually supposed to go somewhere else, but it works fine here, too. Back to drinking I go…
March 11, 2012 at 10:18 am
It bothers me that their wiper doesn’t seem to be doing anything.
March 11, 2012 at 10:38 am
Looks like its starting to stick – roads won’t be safe to drive soon.
March 11, 2012 at 10:43 am
To be fair, they’re putting down salt at the same time.
March 11, 2012 at 10:41 am
Is there some way to view Etsy stuff after Phyllis gets to it? I love being able to poke around the shops and look at their other pieces. It’s a great source of amusement, but if I come to late then I don’t get my fun.
March 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm
“…if I come too late then I don’t get my fun.”
*ahem*
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.
March 11, 2012 at 10:50 am
The ad on the right, for Kellogg’s, says “See the power of breakfast in action.”
No. No, thank you. [runs to ba
March 11, 2012 at 11:47 am
Excerpt from “Planet J_I_Z_Z 243″
“The splooge has come again.” Said Jose emphatically as he turned on the wipers. Raising her right eyebrow, Margret wondered if it would be normal raining on her home planet of Earth. “Does it splooge often here?” she replied. Jose strained to see the conductive highway through his one good eye. His left eye had been damaged in the crash a few years ago…
March 11, 2012 at 11:58 am
Remind me NOT to walk under that particular raincloud.
March 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm
“It’s rainin’ SEmen, Hallelujah
It’s rainin’ SEmen, amen…”
March 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm
o/~ If you like “penis colossus”,
and getting jizzed in a car;
then when you log on to Etsy,
you won’t need to look far. o/~
March 11, 2012 at 12:53 pm
If you like penis colossus?
Who doesn’t like penis colossus?
March 11, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Rain? It was just a light jizzle.
March 11, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Whacks on – Whacks off…
March 11, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Ahh, The life of an artist: Paint, Jack off, Repeat.
March 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I’m just getting over the flu..one look at that painting almost made my stomach lose it
March 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm
They’ve got a lot of spunk driving with their headlights off.
March 12, 2012 at 4:38 am
Semen jokes aside, why is her head so huge?