If you’ve got a thing for nuns in studded gauntlets wielding rusted farm implements, I might have good news for you.
Her confessions must be interesting.
She’s branching out.
Girls of the Illuminati 2: New Bondage Order
I want nun of that.
Opus Dei has gotten really out of control lately.
Personally, all I hear is the lamentation of the women.
re lamentation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
Go watch it now. Same guys that made “Silence! The Musical”
That is an utterly impractical outfit for exorcising demons in the woods.
Exorcising, perhaps…but exercising? Nothin’ better! “All right, you lazy demons! Drop and give me twenty!”
I wouldn’t want to do jumping jacks wearing that. The only proper word is ‘chafing’.
A person would need the jaws of life to remove that thing when they were done.
A camel toe made out of cow hide.
I’m pretty sure that’s for teaching. Though something tells me she gives more than a wrap on the knuckles with a ruler for misbehaving.
Love this listing. It’s so hard to find leather BD/SM gear that’s stylish and comfy.
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BDSM outfits and comfy doesn’t really go together o_O
That’s the joke….
Plus the outfit in the picture obviously isn’t comfy at all, considering her cooch is being separated. Just an FYI to the rest of the joke in case you didn’t catch that either.
Of course the best jokes have to be explained right?
I know it was…
Geez, do people really think someone’s retarded when another just points the oblivious?
I knew that outfit really isn’t comfy to wear, but is it that powerful to make people who look at it feel like they have a pair of leather gloves sticking up theirs?
Just calm down people, it’s not like I ruined every comment of that picture with mine
Ask forgiveness and say 100 what-the-hells.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays… obliviously.
Maybe most (read: I) don’t understand why it’s worth taking the time to type out the obvious?
I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON. I just wish it wasn’t too early to start drinking. I have a feeling that would take care of so much.
Ah, the first thumbs downing. A rite of passage. A trial by fire.
It’s hard to realise you’ve said something the quick-to-neg regretsians dislike. This reaction… it ain’t helping. Take your red thumbs. It doesn’t really matter.
S’alright man, I’ve been high on meds since last friday because of abces.
It just made me chuckle that I was already in the negative the first time I refreshed the page to see everyone else’s comment(s)
Then remain calm. Take more drugs. Take enough that the little red thumbs turn into butterflies and flit off.
They can’t all be gold.
Ah, we all remember our first time. It’s a rite of passage.
actually it was the pointing out of the oblivious….
But meds gets you off a lot around here
“But meds gets you off a lot around here”
I was gonna reply to this with something butt-gustingly funny but then said FUGGIT and took another Vicodin.
So. Much. Chafing.
I hope she’s not going to make a habit out of dressing like that.
Has no one seen Almodóvar’s 1983 film “Dark Habits”?
The nuns run the gamut from coke snorting lesbian Mother Superior to an LSD dropping nun who kills, a nun who writes trashy romance novel, another nun who designs clothes for the Virgin Mary statues while fucking a priest, to a nun who has a pet tiger she plays the bongos for. Thanks for the reminder of that strange film.
…I kinda want to see this movie now.
Though “Nudist Colony Of The Dead” is one of my favourite movies, so you can tell where my taste in movies lies.
And the chicken? Is there an explanation for the chicken?
It’s been a couple decades since I’ve seen the film. I don’t remember, but it’s probably has something to do with a small subplot.
Okay… well then I’ll just substitute my guess from the poster there.. A nun holding a pensive chicken while fantasizing or remembering being a pole dancing whore…. I think I need to take up narcotics to work this out…
Or perhaps the simplest guess – it is the chicken’s review being quoted, “Hilarious, irreverent fun…”
You should try Mexican nunsploitation movies like “Alucarda” and “Satanico Pandemonium.” The first is about some convent-school girls who become witches and take revenge on the convent; the second is about a holyholyholy nun who is tempted into debauchery by Satan. Both make the Vocation look like a snake pit.
(Seriously, lady, how long has it been since you washed that harness?)
She’s just throwing in a little cheese as a bonus.
Oh, come on. Who doesn’t have a thing for this?
I’ve had a thing for it twice so far, and its only been up 37 minutes.
37 minutes? Remember when you were a teenager and you’d have a thing every 3-7 minutes?
But it would only be up for 3 minutes at a time.
3 minutes? That’s a goal in my house.
Truth. St Theresa, Destroyer of Erections, is going right into the spank tank.
Fantasy: Heavy metal nun comes over to my house and uses a billhook to trim the water sprouts off of my plum trees.
She’ll aerate your lawn too, while she’s at it.
That’s a brush axe where I live, but it’s sexy either way.
thumbs for reference to water sprouts
All I can think about is how fricking uncomfortable that nun outfit must be. Ouch. Seriously, folks.
On the other hand, my metalhead ex-boyfriend (we’re still friends. Nothing bad) really, really, needs those gauntlets. Oh, man.
I am not at liberty to discuss what is going on in my pants.
If it’s underbrush, I know just the nun for you.
As long as she doesn’t take down the tree in her righteous zeal.
How about describing it with sign language?
Would you prefer Slippery When Wet or Yield From Right?
PS – this might warrant a “NSFW” heading.
(scuse me, gotta go get my boss to see this…)
It’s definitely NSFW. The last thing I want any managers to see is something that might prompt a change in the dress code.
You mean they might start requiring you to dress like this?
I’ve been out of a job for a year. I recently wore a giant heart costume for several hours for £50. This would be an improvement.
inorite? It’s so damn hard to get laid/drunk wearing character costumes.
I bet you could get a lot more than £50 for wearing that outfit, for the right audience…
Bonus if you swap the brush-hook for a big paddle, says me…
Or a big ruler instead of a paddle.
My question is, does Kotex make a ‘leather harness shaped liner’ cause I’d hate for her to skeev up that beauty with her lady juices.
Always – like His eternal love.
With wings – like an angel.
That IS the old-style, pre-adhesive-strip sanitary pad belt. For real.
Strangely enough it DOES look a little like the one Sister Anne tossed towards me with a look of disgust that first miraculous menses moment in 7th grade….ahhhh…the memories come flooding back.
Keep in mind that she probably uses the Diva Chalice to keep her bondage thong clean. Thanks, but I’ll be skipping the Eucharist this time!
I bet she upgraded to the holy water wash for her Diva Chalice too!
That’s one bad habit…
I’ll have nun of that, thanks. It’s a wimple matter really, it’s not that her habit turns me off, it’s just that I cathedral of her skin showing and it’s just not convent-ional.
All that skin means it won’t feel cloisterphobic.
It’s still not abbey-propriate.
Are you a Bugle listener, by chance? That string of punnage was positively Zaltzmanesque.
While I am more of a Bugle eater, I agree.
Nope, but I swear on Ray Charles’ bow-tie that I will!
The seller has replaced this item with a pair of studded gauntlets. Burka hood not included, so there goes yet another fetish I can’t fulfill for the love of my life.
Finally! Something to wear for every occasion!
Actually, I would wear these to work, but I’ve already been lectured for wearing funny things on my head.
Wow, her folks must be so proud…
We really, really are. She’s married to God, fighting zombies or something, yet still taking time to trim up her lady garden so that she can dress in the bleeding edge of fetish wear…she’s a total Renaissance woman.
Mr. and Mrs. Leatherthong III
I have two questions:
A – What the fuck kind of sick pervert would ever want to buy that absolutely misogynistic get-up?
B – Is there a men’s version in my size?
If this is part of the conversion process, I’m gonna stick with Yom Kippur.
You don’t want to see the outfit for THAT.
This is the Catholic version of a moyl, isn’t it…
They don’t call them “pews”, until she sits on them.
Holy fuck. She’s now in a burka.
Not only did the seller misspell it as “burqua”, it’s not a burqa to begin with. The eyes are showing. Feel free to correct me, but I believe that is a niqab?
I can’t see the forest for the boobies.
Her burning bush is in the way.
The bush already burned itself to the ground, I think.
I take back my complaint of thong underwear. I think I prefer butt floss to cooch strap.
You’re doing it wrong. The ben-wa balls go in *first*.
Where did you go Sister Christian?
Wonder what her price for flight is?
Pictured: the decline (or improvement?) of Catholicism.
Not pictured: Thousands of erections.
Sin and penance, all in the same outfit!
The Passion of Buffalo Bill
Now with english subtitles.
spoiler, they all say “sorry mistress”
(…from Stephen Sondheim’s song “I Never Do Anything Twice”)
I think about the abbot, who worshiped at my feet
And dressed me in a wimple and in veils
He made a proposition that I found very sweet
And handed me a hammer and some nails
In time we lay contented and he began again
By fingering the beads around our waists
I whispered to him then, “We’ll have to say amen,
For I have developed more catholic tastes.”
Once, yes, once for a lark
Twice, though, loses the spark
As I said to the abbot
“I’ll get in the habit, but not in the habit!
You’ve my highest regard,
Yes, I know that it’s hard
Still, no matter the vice
I never do anything twice!”
(That song IMMEDIATELY leaped to my mind…)
I LOVE THAT SONG!
As I read the lyrics, I misread abbot as “robot” both times.
Again, proof of just how jaded I’ve become – my first thought was “That’s a really low price for those gauntlets. Wonder if they’re made in China?”
Somewhere in Hollywood an exec just saw this and greenlit that Flying Nun reboot that’s been on his desk for a month.
Sally Field must be so proud.
“You spike me!
You really spike me!!!”
Look mum, there’s a bajingo up in the sky.
Somewhere in the San Fernando Valley an exec just saw this and greenlit HIS version of the film – The Flying Cun…
I really want to buy these, so I can grow old with them and be an 80 year old crazy gramma with these huge metal spikes.
They can be passed on to my children….Or,you know, sent off in traditional Viking funeral ways with me.
I want to terrify my grandchildren with the rest of the outfit. They won’t need any of that newfangled birth control for ages…
I would NEVER wear those gauntlets around my grandkids. They’d cover up my best tattoos.
At least we don’t have to pay for her contraception. What?
Well, I am so glad the harness does not come with the gauntlets, considering where it’s been.
She is consistent, wielding a brush hook, and no underbrush is visible.
At least she trimmed her pubes.
Really – we dodged a bullet on that – I don’t know about anyone else but I think we’ve said about everything there is to say here on pubes vs. no pubes…or have we?
While I know I couldn’t pull it off half as well, I’m actually kinda disappointed the whole outfit isn’t available for sale!
I’ve been needing to tell my mother what her pushing me to be a lesbian nun drove me to…
I could definitely pull that off. Quickly.
That’s assuming, of course, that someone managed to pin me down long enough to get me into it in the first place.
I know. No harnass or wimple? That’s a deal breaker, man.
The chastity belt!
The chastity belt!
OH MY GOD!
I would buy that whole outfit for hubbys last night here before he’s deployed, but I think its too small for him.
As an avid tabletop role-player, I’m a bit ashamed to say that this is not the first polearm-wielding female religious person I’ve encountered.
At least I made my saving throw vs. paralyzation this time.
The habit and harness aren’t included, but it says nothing about the rusty farm tool NOT being included.
One can dream…or draem.
I thought it was Mormans who wore special underwear…
That’s *magic* underwear. If you’re looking for the special underwear, look to Catholicism. That’s where the freaky ones can be found, if only they would wear that label with pride.
I can’t help but wonder if the same people aren’t responsible for making this:
I saw that in a cartoon back in the 80s as a North Dakota Dog Carrier.
Add to cart?
SestraKoza = SisterGoat. Interesting …..
In my country too
hm, i see sestrakoža in the logo. sister leather. but the goat variant is funnier.
Is this the remake of Sister Act?
Now you have me picturing Whoopi Goldberg in that getup. I should press charges.
Okay, I’ve posted some hideous pictures here before, but that really should have been behind a link.
i’m scarred for life
I’m scared for life.
I lol’d so much I thought I’d wake the rest of the house up. It’s just so perfect!
And jealous losers we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee — Fuckery hath descended forth from Thy hand that Our whimsy may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow nun habit forth to Thee, and chafing leather harness shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
Wow, Sally Field has really gone downhill since the Flying Nun…
Even dressed in Gauntlets and a harness, a Nun’s first weapon of choice is still a wooden ruler.
This marks the first time in my internet life that I viewed something and actually said “WTF” out loud. Not “What the fuck” but an actual “DOUBLE-YOU TEE EFF”. Kudos to Sister Red Sonja for bringing about a momentary inability to think of anything else to say.
So, that’s what purgatory looks like.
At least the rusty farm tool is not lying on barnwood or being talked up as a vintage piece with a sparklyawesome story.
It was actually use by the dungeon nuns to beat the Canadian incubi into sex slaves.
I think that thing (called a harness?) actually, conveniently, instantly, converts to a sex swing, i’ll not explain further, you figure out how it will be accessed. (Damn, i’ve been looking at it too long too! (runs off crying
Yes, the harness can be used in “suspension” scenes. Not for the faint of heart.
The heck with Home Depot. From now on, I’m referring folks to get their gear from Fetishy…. err… Etsy.
Looks like just another day in Second Life.
…oh this is real?
Right. I’m going back to Second Life.
“Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life – bathing, dressing, undressing,making exciting underwear….”
If you can appreciate a good Castle Anthrax quote for the occasion…
“You are in great peril!”
“Let me go back, and FACE the peril!”
“No!! It is too perilous!!”
Ah, the Sisters of Our Lady of Perpetual Torment.
The Oral Sex!!!
“Nun, Habit, and Harness not included.”
Damn, I knew that price was too good to be true.
I’ve completely disturbed myself on account of being more irked by the fact that she called it a habit when she’s just wearing a wimple. Why does that bother me more than any other part of this?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, APRIL?
I was trying to think of something that she would say in confession but could only come up with what a man would say, ” Forgive me Father, for I have jizzed”
though I guess that could be the confessions of the boys she teaches. and by teaches…
I think I am in love…
Pre-worn fetish wear, double the fetish for your money.
Double your pleasure, double your fun, break me off a piece of that fetish-clothed nun!
That looks like an itchy case of BV happening down there. Yucko.
Bad, bad naughty Zoot!
Is that genuine vintage fabric based army duct tape holding the billhook together?? To hell with the gauntlets and the nun they rode in on — how much for the old tool?!
Should have figured this listing would bring the old tool fetishists out of the woodwork.
Well. That answers the pressing question of “what am I going to wear to the NYC meetup” rather nicely.
Dooo eeet!!!!! I triple dog dare you!!!
There is not enough baby powder nor Vaseline in the world to make me take that dare.
My burning question is: who would WANT to buy the harness after seeing her nasty notch wearing the thing????
At St. Sisters of the Night, they take discipline seriously, very seriously.
This may be my favorite post yet!
A Frazzetta-esque woman who is clearly not above posing in Frazzetta-esque ways…and who makes studded armbands and other fun sundries?
I’m in love!
Her vagina looks angry…. I thought nuns don’t have angry beavers.
This has to be the world’s most specific fetish
Why would you cover your head for modesty while showing everything else? *Etsy anti-logic police come up from behind and drag me away* NO, NO IT MUST BE SAID!!!
holy jeysus …
who names their company sister leather?
Sestra Koza means “sister boob” or “sister goat” in Czech.
Both seems to fit that listing very well.
they left out the diacritic in the text but it´s on the photo so that makes the “koza” meaning “leather”. croatian, slovak? czech word for leather is different
Yes, it is “kůže”…but I like to think the diacritic doesn´t belong there and the word is “boob”.
Because that´s the word that pops out in my head when looking at that photo, thankyouverymuch.
It’s “koža” and it means leather/skin in slovak. Here are some links, but they didn’t work properly.
C’mon folks, she shaved, didn’t she? Don’t say she didn’t make the effort to make herself presentable.
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