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Dirty Habit

If you’ve got a thing for nuns in studded gauntlets wielding rusted farm implements, I might have good news for you.

185 comments on Dirty Habit

  1. BadMiya
    March 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Her confessions must be interesting.

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  2. sarahbobera
    March 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Opus Dei has gotten really out of control lately.

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  3. Anninyn
    March 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    That is an utterly impractical outfit for exorcising demons in the woods.

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    • lathor
      March 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm

      Exorcising, perhaps…but exercising? Nothin’ better! “All right, you lazy demons! Drop and give me twenty!”

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      • Anninyn
        March 5, 2012 at 2:02 pm

        I wouldn’t want to do jumping jacks wearing that. The only proper word is ‘chafing’.

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        • LeeLooDallas
          March 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm

          A person would need the jaws of life to remove that thing when they were done.

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          • gnuknitter
            March 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm

            A camel toe made out of cow hide.

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    • Park
      March 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm

      I’m pretty sure that’s for teaching. Though something tells me she gives more than a wrap on the knuckles with a ruler for misbehaving.

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  4. iceicebaby
    March 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Love this listing. It’s so hard to find leather BD/SM gear that’s stylish and comfy.

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    • Vilecat
      March 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      • iceicebaby
        March 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

        That’s the joke….

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        • iceicebaby
          March 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm

          Plus the outfit in the picture obviously isn’t comfy at all, considering her cooch is being separated. Just an FYI to the rest of the joke in case you didn’t catch that either.

          Of course the best jokes have to be explained right?

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        • Vilecat
          March 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm

          Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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          • Vilecat
            March 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

            Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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          • LeeLooDallas
            March 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

            Ask forgiveness and say 100 what-the-hells.

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          • Brad the Butcher
            March 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm

            Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays… obliviously.

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          • iceicebaby
            March 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

            Maybe most (read: I) don’t understand why it’s worth taking the time to type out the obvious?

            I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON. I just wish it wasn’t too early to start drinking. I have a feeling that would take care of so much.

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          • Anninyn
            March 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

            Ah, the first thumbs downing. A rite of passage. A trial by fire.

            It’s hard to realise you’ve said something the quick-to-neg regretsians dislike. This reaction… it ain’t helping. Take your red thumbs. It doesn’t really matter.

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          • Vilecat
            March 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

            S’alright man, I’ve been high on meds since last friday because of abces.

            It just made me chuckle that I was already in the negative the first time I refreshed the page to see everyone else’s comment(s)

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          • Anninyn
            March 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

            Then remain calm. Take more drugs. Take enough that the little red thumbs turn into butterflies and flit off.

            They can’t all be gold.

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          • gnuknitter
            March 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm

            Ah, we all remember our first time. It’s a rite of passage.

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          • Kapaibro
            March 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm

            actually it was the pointing out of the oblivious….

            But meds gets you off a lot around here

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          • Postmenopaws ™
            March 6, 2012 at 3:31 am

            “But meds gets you off a lot around here”

            I was gonna reply to this with something butt-gustingly funny but then said FUGGIT and took another Vicodin.

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    • TooManyCookbooks
      March 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      So. Much. Chafing.

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    • reddogbon
      March 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

      True dat.

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    • Invenio Crafts
      March 6, 2012 at 2:58 am

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  5. gnuknitter
    March 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    I hope she’s not going to make a habit out of dressing like that.

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    • Ravenclaw
      March 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm

      Has no one seen Almodóvar’s 1983 film “Dark Habits”?

      The nuns run the gamut from coke snorting lesbian Mother Superior to an LSD dropping nun who kills, a nun who writes trashy romance novel, another nun who designs clothes for the Virgin Mary statues while fucking a priest, to a nun who has a pet tiger she plays the bongos for. Thanks for the reminder of that strange film.

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      • Butts McFeckery
        March 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm

        …I kinda want to see this movie now.

        Though “Nudist Colony Of The Dead” is one of my favourite movies, so you can tell where my taste in movies lies.

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      • Clumber
        March 5, 2012 at 10:11 pm

        And the chicken? Is there an explanation for the chicken?

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        • Ravenclaw
          March 6, 2012 at 9:34 am

          It’s been a couple decades since I’ve seen the film. I don’t remember, but it’s probably has something to do with a small subplot.

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          • Clumber
            March 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

            Okay… well then I’ll just substitute my guess from the poster there.. A nun holding a pensive chicken while fantasizing or remembering being a pole dancing whore…. I think I need to take up narcotics to work this out…

            Or perhaps the simplest guess – it is the chicken’s review being quoted, “Hilarious, irreverent fun…”

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      • Vagrarian
        March 6, 2012 at 7:50 am

        You should try Mexican nunsploitation movies like “Alucarda” and “Satanico Pandemonium.” The first is about some convent-school girls who become witches and take revenge on the convent; the second is about a holyholyholy nun who is tempted into debauchery by Satan. Both make the Vocation look like a snake pit.

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  6. daisyj
    March 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Unclean! Unclean!

    (Seriously, lady, how long has it been since you washed that harness?)

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    • gnuknitter
      March 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

      She’s just throwing in a little cheese as a bonus.

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  7. TheSheep
    March 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Oh, come on. Who doesn’t have a thing for this?

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    • T-Bone
      March 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm

      I’ve had a thing for it twice so far, and its only been up 37 minutes.

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      • Mugsy Doodle
        March 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm

        37 minutes? Remember when you were a teenager and you’d have a thing every 3-7 minutes?

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        • Midnight Rambler
          March 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm

          But it would only be up for 3 minutes at a time.

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          • Mugsy Doodle
            March 6, 2012 at 10:10 am

            3 minutes? That’s a goal in my house.

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      • gnuknitter
        March 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm

        CONVO ME

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      • JihadMeAtHello
        March 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

        Truth. St Theresa, Destroyer of Erections, is going right into the spank tank.

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  8. straighteight
    March 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Fantasy: Heavy metal nun comes over to my house and uses a billhook to trim the water sprouts off of my plum trees.

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    • gnuknitter
      March 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

      She’ll aerate your lawn too, while she’s at it.

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    • Dix
      March 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

      That’s a brush axe where I live, but it’s sexy either way.

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    • cimorenegal
      March 6, 2012 at 1:44 am

      thumbs for reference to water sprouts

      /plantgeek

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  9. Dix
    March 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    All I can think about is how fricking uncomfortable that nun outfit must be. Ouch. Seriously, folks.

    On the other hand, my metalhead ex-boyfriend (we’re still friends. Nothing bad) really, really, needs those gauntlets. Oh, man.

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  10. GelatinousAlienDeathWeb
    March 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I am not at liberty to discuss what is going on in my pants.

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    • whimsiclefucker
      March 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      If it’s underbrush, I know just the nun for you.

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      • GelatinousAlienDeathWeb
        March 5, 2012 at 7:21 pm

        As long as she doesn’t take down the tree in her righteous zeal.

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    • mickster
      March 5, 2012 at 6:34 pm

      How about describing it with sign language?

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      • Park
        March 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm

        Would you prefer Slippery When Wet or Yield From Right?

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  11. TheSheep
    March 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    PS – this might warrant a “NSFW” heading.
    (scuse me, gotta go get my boss to see this…)

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      March 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

      It’s definitely NSFW. The last thing I want any managers to see is something that might prompt a change in the dress code.

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      • Dix
        March 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

        You mean they might start requiring you to dress like this?

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        • Anninyn
          March 5, 2012 at 2:18 pm

          I’ve been out of a job for a year. I recently wore a giant heart costume for several hours for £50. This would be an improvement.

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          • whimsiclefucker
            March 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm

            inorite? It’s so damn hard to get laid/drunk wearing character costumes.

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          • ZapBrainAgain
            March 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm

            I bet you could get a lot more than £50 for wearing that outfit, for the right audience…

            Bonus if you swap the brush-hook for a big paddle, says me…

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          • catherder
            March 5, 2012 at 8:05 pm

            Or a big ruler instead of a paddle.

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  12. alicetrout
    March 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    My question is, does Kotex make a ‘leather harness shaped liner’ cause I’d hate for her to skeev up that beauty with her lady juices.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      March 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      Always – like His eternal love.

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      • gnuknitter
        March 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm

        With wings – like an angel.

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      March 5, 2012 at 2:00 pm

      That IS the old-style, pre-adhesive-strip sanitary pad belt. For real.

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      • MarchHare
        March 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm

        Strangely enough it DOES look a little like the one Sister Anne tossed towards me with a look of disgust that first miraculous menses moment in 7th grade….ahhhh…the memories come flooding back.

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    • Maman Brigitte
      March 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm

      Keep in mind that she probably uses the Diva Chalice to keep her bondage thong clean. Thanks, but I’ll be skipping the Eucharist this time!

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      • Opaldamour
        March 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm

        I bet she upgraded to the holy water wash for her Diva Chalice too!

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  13. EvilStepQueen
    March 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    That’s one bad habit…

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  14. rothycat
    March 5, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I’ll have nun of that, thanks. It’s a wimple matter really, it’s not that her habit turns me off, it’s just that I cathedral of her skin showing and it’s just not convent-ional.

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    • gnuknitter
      March 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      All that skin means it won’t feel cloisterphobic.

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      • rothycat
        March 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

        It’s still not abbey-propriate.

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    • Basil
      March 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      Are you a Bugle listener, by chance? That string of punnage was positively Zaltzmanesque.

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      • Brad the Butcher
        March 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

        While I am more of a Bugle eater, I agree.

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      • rothycat
        March 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

        Nope, but I swear on Ray Charles’ bow-tie that I will!

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  15. Mugsy Doodle
    March 5, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    The seller has replaced this item with a pair of studded gauntlets. Burka hood not included, so there goes yet another fetish I can’t fulfill for the love of my life. :(

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  16. Chickadee
    March 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Finally! Something to wear for every occasion!

    Actually, I would wear these to work, but I’ve already been lectured for wearing funny things on my head.

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  17. withsixyougetspittle
    March 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • susie derkins
      March 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      We really, really are. She’s married to God, fighting zombies or something, yet still taking time to trim up her lady garden so that she can dress in the bleeding edge of fetish wear…she’s a total Renaissance woman.

      Signed,

      Mr. and Mrs. Leatherthong III

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  18. Getoffmylawn
    March 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    I have two questions:
    A – What the fuck kind of sick pervert would ever want to buy that absolutely misogynistic get-up?
    B – Is there a men’s version in my size?

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  19. joshpincusiscrying
    March 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    If this is part of the conversion process, I’m gonna stick with Yom Kippur.

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  20. pearlheartgtr
    March 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Holy fuck. She’s now in a burka.

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    • landcfan
      March 6, 2012 at 9:47 am

      Not only did the seller misspell it as “burqua”, it’s not a burqa to begin with. The eyes are showing. Feel free to correct me, but I believe that is a niqab?

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  21. LeeLooDallas
    March 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I can’t see the forest for the boobies.

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    • gnuknitter
      March 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

      Her burning bush is in the way.

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      • EricaVee
        March 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm

        The bush already burned itself to the ground, I think.

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  22. PensEnvy
    March 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I take back my complaint of thong underwear. I think I prefer butt floss to cooch strap.

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    • butts lol
      March 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm

      You’re doing it wrong. The ben-wa balls go in *first*.

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  23. DrAbsintheDirge
    March 5, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Where did you go Sister Christian?

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    • Kyasarin
      March 5, 2012 at 3:34 pm

      Motorin’.

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      • montanabama
        March 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm

        Wonder what her price for flight is?

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  24. Adieu FM
    March 5, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Pictured: the decline (or improvement?) of Catholicism.
    Not pictured: Thousands of erections.

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    • gnuknitter
      March 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm

      Sin and penance, all in the same outfit!

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      • whimsiclefucker
        March 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm

        The Passion of Buffalo Bill

        in aramaic!

        Now with english subtitles.

        spoiler, they all say “sorry mistress”

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  25. Vagrarian
    March 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    (…from Stephen Sondheim’s song “I Never Do Anything Twice”)

    I think about the abbot, who worshiped at my feet
    And dressed me in a wimple and in veils
    He made a proposition that I found very sweet
    And handed me a hammer and some nails
    In time we lay contented and he began again
    By fingering the beads around our waists
    I whispered to him then, “We’ll have to say amen,
    For I have developed more catholic tastes.”

    Once, yes, once for a lark
    Twice, though, loses the spark
    As I said to the abbot
    “I’ll get in the habit, but not in the habit!
    You’ve my highest regard,
    Yes, I know that it’s hard
    Still, no matter the vice
    I never do anything twice!”

    (That song IMMEDIATELY leaped to my mind…)

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  26. dbvs
    March 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Again, proof of just how jaded I’ve become – my first thought was “That’s a really low price for those gauntlets. Wonder if they’re made in China?”

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  27. A-bomb-sabio
    March 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Somewhere in Hollywood an exec just saw this and greenlit that Flying Nun reboot that’s been on his desk for a month.

    Sally Field must be so proud.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      March 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm

      “You spike me!
      You really spike me!!!”

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    • username5000
      March 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm

      Look mum, there’s a bajingo up in the sky.

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    • mickster
      March 5, 2012 at 6:44 pm

      Somewhere in the San Fernando Valley an exec just saw this and greenlit HIS version of the film – The Flying Cun…

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  28. bluegargoyle
    March 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    MOM?!?

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  29. polarBaroness
    March 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I really want to buy these, so I can grow old with them and be an 80 year old crazy gramma with these huge metal spikes.

    They can be passed on to my children….Or,you know, sent off in traditional Viking funeral ways with me.

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      March 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      I want to terrify my grandchildren with the rest of the outfit. They won’t need any of that newfangled birth control for ages…

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    • Postmenopaws ™
      March 6, 2012 at 3:38 am

      I would NEVER wear those gauntlets around my grandkids. They’d cover up my best tattoos.

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  30. Mugsy Doodle
    March 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    At least we don’t have to pay for her contraception. What?

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  31. ScrapMetal
    March 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Well, I am so glad the harness does not come with the gauntlets, considering where it’s been.

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  32. whimsiclefucker
    March 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    She is consistent, wielding a brush hook, and no underbrush is visible.

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  33. reddogbon
    March 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    At least she trimmed her pubes.

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    • mickster
      March 5, 2012 at 6:49 pm

      Really – we dodged a bullet on that – I don’t know about anyone else but I think we’ve said about everything there is to say here on pubes vs. no pubes…or have we?

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  34. Sei
    March 5, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    While I know I couldn’t pull it off half as well, I’m actually kinda disappointed the whole outfit isn’t available for sale!

    I’ve been needing to tell my mother what her pushing me to be a lesbian nun drove me to…

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    • rushgirl2112
      March 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm

      I could definitely pull that off. Quickly.

      That’s assuming, of course, that someone managed to pin me down long enough to get me into it in the first place.

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    • OhHowMyBrainHurts
      March 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      I know. No harnass or wimple? That’s a deal breaker, man.

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  35. watchword
    March 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    The chastity belt!
    The chastity belt!
    OH MY GOD!

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  36. Vaeyn
    March 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I would buy that whole outfit for hubbys last night here before he’s deployed, but I think its too small for him.

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  37. mhd
    March 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    As an avid tabletop role-player, I’m a bit ashamed to say that this is not the first polearm-wielding female religious person I’ve encountered.

    At least I made my saving throw vs. paralyzation this time.

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  38. username5000
    March 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    The habit and harness aren’t included, but it says nothing about the rusty farm tool NOT being included.

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    • Mugsy Doodle
      March 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      One can dream…or draem.

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  39. flupie
    March 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    I thought it was Mormans who wore special underwear…

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    • butts lol
      March 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      That’s *magic* underwear. If you’re looking for the special underwear, look to Catholicism. That’s where the freaky ones can be found, if only they would wear that label with pride.

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  40. BellyBillboard
    March 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    I can’t help but wonder if the same people aren’t responsible for making this:

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    • catherder
      March 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      I saw that in a cartoon back in the 80s as a North Dakota Dog Carrier.

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  41. watchword
    March 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Add to cart?

    Holy Yoni!

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  42. Jiskra
    March 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    SestraKoza = SisterGoat. Interesting …..

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    • mihazu
      March 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

      In my country too :)

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    • imalia
      March 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

      hm, i see sestrakoža in the logo. sister leather. but the goat variant is funnier.

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  43. johnnynothumbzzz
    March 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    Is this the remake of Sister Act?

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    • susie derkins
      March 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm

      Now you have me picturing Whoopi Goldberg in that getup. I should press charges.

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      • Maman Brigitte
        March 5, 2012 at 11:31 pm

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        • Midnight Rambler
          March 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

          Okay, I’ve posted some hideous pictures here before, but that really should have been behind a link.

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        • G Val is Quiet Serious
          March 6, 2012 at 4:20 pm

          i’m scarred for life

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          • Badges..wedontneednostinkingbadges
            March 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm

            I’m scared for life.

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        • Vilecat
          March 7, 2012 at 2:54 am

          I lol’d so much I thought I’d wake the rest of the house up. It’s just so perfect!

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  44. Vox Mortuum
    March 5, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    And jealous losers we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee — Fuckery hath descended forth from Thy hand that Our whimsy may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow nun habit forth to Thee, and chafing leather harness shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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  45. montanabama
    March 5, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Wow, Sally Field has really gone downhill since the Flying Nun…

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  46. thecreightonberyl
    March 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Even dressed in Gauntlets and a harness, a Nun’s first weapon of choice is still a wooden ruler.

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  47. Nopers
    March 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    This marks the first time in my internet life that I viewed something and actually said “WTF” out loud. Not “What the fuck” but an actual “DOUBLE-YOU TEE EFF”. Kudos to Sister Red Sonja for bringing about a momentary inability to think of anything else to say.

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  48. oliveoyl
    March 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    So, that’s what purgatory looks like.

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  49. EricaVee
    March 5, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    At least the rusty farm tool is not lying on barnwood or being talked up as a vintage piece with a sparklyawesome story.

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    • Beriadan
      March 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      It was actually use by the dungeon nuns to beat the Canadian incubi into sex slaves.

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  50. ilikepink
    March 5, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    I think that thing (called a harness?) actually, conveniently, instantly, converts to a sex swing, i’ll not explain further, you figure out how it will be accessed. (Damn, i’ve been looking at it too long too! (runs off crying

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    • Dances With Lasagna
      March 5, 2012 at 6:35 pm

      Yes, the harness can be used in “suspension” scenes. Not for the faint of heart.

      The heck with Home Depot. From now on, I’m referring folks to get their gear from Fetishy…. err… Etsy.

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  51. Mistletoe
    March 5, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Looks like just another day in Second Life.

    …oh this is real?

    Right. I’m going back to Second Life.

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  52. MiddleC17
    March 5, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    “Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life – bathing, dressing, undressing,making exciting underwear….”

    If you can appreciate a good Castle Anthrax quote for the occasion…

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    • Sonic Spork
      March 6, 2012 at 11:49 am

      “You are in great peril!”
      “Let me go back, and FACE the peril!”
      “No!! It is too perilous!!”

      Naughty Zoot…

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  53. Ejia
    March 5, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Ah, the Sisters of Our Lady of Perpetual Torment.

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  54. thatfuckhead
    March 5, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    “Nun, Habit, and Harness not included.”

    Damn, I knew that price was too good to be true.

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  55. inmediasres
    March 5, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    I’ve completely disturbed myself on account of being more irked by the fact that she called it a habit when she’s just wearing a wimple. Why does that bother me more than any other part of this?

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, APRIL?

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  56. Beriadan
    March 5, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    I was trying to think of something that she would say in confession but could only come up with what a man would say, ” Forgive me Father, for I have jizzed”
    though I guess that could be the confessions of the boys she teaches. and by teaches…

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    • Kitsune_SD
      March 5, 2012 at 6:52 pm

      I think I am in love…

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  57. Clare
    March 5, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Pre-worn fetish wear, double the fetish for your money.

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    • landcfan
      March 6, 2012 at 9:59 am

      Double your pleasure, double your fun, break me off a piece of that fetish-clothed nun!

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  58. Kacky
    March 5, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    That looks like an itchy case of BV happening down there. Yucko.

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  59. dddgurl
    March 5, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    Bad, bad naughty Zoot!

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  60. RevW
    March 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Is that genuine vintage fabric based army duct tape holding the billhook together?? To hell with the gauntlets and the nun they rode in on — how much for the old tool?!

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    • terriwells
      March 6, 2012 at 6:28 am

      Should have figured this listing would bring the old tool fetishists out of the woodwork.

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  61. Beeby
    March 6, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Well. That answers the pressing question of “what am I going to wear to the NYC meetup” rather nicely.

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    • Babs Johnson
      March 6, 2012 at 8:51 am

      Dooo eeet!!!!! I triple dog dare you!!!

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      • Beeby
        March 6, 2012 at 9:47 am

        There is not enough baby powder nor Vaseline in the world to make me take that dare.

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  62. ilikepink
    March 6, 2012 at 6:49 am

    My burning question is: who would WANT to buy the harness after seeing her nasty notch wearing the thing????

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  63. Holytape
    March 6, 2012 at 6:52 am

    At St. Sisters of the Night, they take discipline seriously, very seriously.

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  64. G Val is Quiet Serious
    March 6, 2012 at 8:04 am

    This may be my favorite post yet!
    A Frazzetta-esque woman who is clearly not above posing in Frazzetta-esque ways…and who makes studded armbands and other fun sundries?

    I’m in love!

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  65. JessRaquel
    March 6, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Her vagina looks angry…. I thought nuns don’t have angry beavers.

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  66. CaityCat
    March 6, 2012 at 9:35 am

    This has to be the world’s most specific fetish

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  67. landcfan
    March 6, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Why would you cover your head for modesty while showing everything else? *Etsy anti-logic police come up from behind and drag me away* NO, NO IT MUST BE SAID!!!

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  68. mrstomcat
    March 6, 2012 at 10:30 am

    holy jeysus …
    who names their company sister leather?

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    • imalia
      March 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

      expats, obviously.

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      • BulletProofReader
        March 6, 2012 at 3:16 pm

        Actually…yeah.
        Sestra Koza means “sister boob” or “sister goat” in Czech.
        Both seems to fit that listing very well.

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        • mrstomcat
          March 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm

          they left out the diacritic in the text but it´s on the photo so that makes the “koza” meaning “leather”. croatian, slovak? czech word for leather is different

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          • BulletProofReader
            March 7, 2012 at 1:17 am

            Yes, it is “kůže”…but I like to think the diacritic doesn´t belong there and the word is “boob”.

            Because that´s the word that pops out in my head when looking at that photo, thankyouverymuch.

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          • prochlorperazine
            March 11, 2012 at 7:58 am

            It’s “koža” and it means leather/skin in slovak. Here are some links, but they didn’t work properly.
            http://avantnoire.angelfire.com/skcl.html
            http://sestrakoza.com/

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  69. katfud
    March 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    C’mon folks, she shaved, didn’t she? Don’t say she didn’t make the effort to make herself presentable.

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