This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 6, 2011

My God, Nia Vardalos will do anything for a couple of bucks.

This post first appeared on Regretsy on April 1, 2011

One of the great things about being a vibrant handmade cesspool is the way marginal ideas keep propagating.

If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, then success is the hantavirus. As soon as something catches on, everyone jumps on the shitwagon and starts crapping out their own versions, made uniquely theirs by gluing a watch face on it. Eventually, Hot Topic starts making their own version in Taiwan, and the circle of fuckery is complete. It’s like I always say, “Handmade isn’t really handmade until you buy it at the mall.”

Since we’re so in the spirit of April Fools today, here’s a guessing game to play.

All of these posters are real, and on sale at Etsy. Well, all but one.

Can you guess which?

Click the image for the answer!

-Submitted by Ashley Sue

It’s like sad and useless had a baby.

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE TREES ALREADY

Hey, this actually works! The minute I saw it, I saved $10.

Please don’t give the stick alcohol. It’s already displaying poor judgment.

What if my wish is to have my stick twiddled?