So the other day I posted a link to this squirrel taxidermy:
And we all had a good laugh, and then went back to drinking ourselves to death.
But then I started thinking, which is never a good sign. Could there be more taxidermy squirrels on Ebay? And mightn’t they also be doing strange things?
It turns out the answer is not only yes, but hell yes. Stuffed squirrels doing weird shit is apparently a cottage industry, and I’m just sorry I found out about it after I decorated the living room.
In any case, here are some of my favorites. Click the images to go to the auctions, but don’t outbid me or we’re going to have words.
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE SQUIRREL
SQUIRREL IN A TOP HAT
SQUIRREL READING THE PAPER
SQUIRREL ON A HORSE
SQUIRREL ON A HONDA
SQUIRREL WITH GUNS
CHIPMUNK IN A CANOE