Not sure it’s so gentle. the more I dtare at it, the more the dick on the left looks… broken. look at the lines of the underside both above and below the “helping hand.” They’re a little off. I’m not saying it’s not still a neat and fun window, but it looks a little frankenpenis.
It took a while but I see what you mean now. It’s just a tad misaligned. However, it might be for reals. I once saw a real live cock that was shaped like a Saturn V rocket booster; it flared out about mid-shaft like that. So consider it one of nature’s wonders captured in stained glass.
Charming. I mean, it’s well-made, but holy shit, imagine figuring out where to hang this thing! And the mad scramble to hide it when the parents come over…
I know some women who do gay erotic art,so it’s not necessarily a given it was done by a man. Straight men have been writing and painting lesbian erotica for years, and it’s only recently that people have begun to question their qualifications.
p.s. I would love to have that thing hanging in my dining room window when the in-laws come over. Revenge is a dish best served with a view of butt sex.
Smart choice to use clear glass for the “ghost” – looking through this charming work really lets you appreciate your neighbors’ shocked expression as they gaze at your window.
In “Portrait of the Devil in his Favorite Chair,” I read the phrase “Panes cracked under pressure” with the word “Penis” instead.
But then later in the description it said “the penis would shatter under the heat of my soldering iron and need to be recut and replaced.” So I wasn’t far off.
I mean, HK posted back in early January about making out until her B-day. If he can’t keep up with her demands, then I hope he sees the stained art piece as a beacon of relief.
A penis posy.
Peens. Cox.
Richard Name Association Meeting (Dick N. Ass Meet for short).
A herd of purple-headed beasts.
A gross (of packages).
A full toolbox.
ppeenniiss.
GOP.
A box o’ cocks.
Since a picture is worth a thousand words: This NSFW (but digitally clean) link has somehow followed me through five computers*, and now…I share it with you all…
Oh. My. The one at 10 o’clock, in the circle just outside the middle, looks like the hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls I made my son for lunch this week. I wonder if it’s a grower or shower.
I am just (trying to) recover from my birthday night out and I would have been thrilled if any of my gag gifts had been this classy….on reflection, not sure what this says about the taste level of my buddies.
I must say, I find it refreshing that there’s been no flouncing. I guess we’ve already gotten rid of all the “quality” bitches, and only the riff-raff is left. Hooray for riff-raff
stickscogsonitandcallsitsteampunk
February 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Although this work is certainly not ass-inine, it could be construed as an ass-ault upon the the senses of the those inclined toward being anally puritan and they may want penile-ise the artist for his sexual inclination
All my pieces are inspired by photographs and custom work is available. I will work on female inspired pieces but not with pleasure as I am gayer than handbag full of rainbows.
February 25, 2012 at 9:33 am
Well is is a gentle butthurt with a safe, non-glycerin substance
February 25, 2012 at 10:54 am
Not sure it’s so gentle. the more I dtare at it, the more the dick on the left looks… broken. look at the lines of the underside both above and below the “helping hand.” They’re a little off. I’m not saying it’s not still a neat and fun window, but it looks a little frankenpenis.
February 25, 2012 at 1:38 pm
It just looks curved and like it’s being gripped firmly to me.
February 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm
*stare (dammit)
Maybe it’s just curved… Like a serious bend?
I’m just saying, I demand excellence in my stained glass cock art.
February 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm
It took a while but I see what you mean now. It’s just a tad misaligned. However, it might be for reals. I once saw a real live cock that was shaped like a Saturn V rocket booster; it flared out about mid-shaft like that. So consider it one of nature’s wonders captured in stained glass.
February 26, 2012 at 10:21 am
“Doctor, why does it feel like broken glass when I pee?”
February 25, 2012 at 9:33 am
I wonder how the glass got Stained.
February 25, 2012 at 9:35 am
Charming. I mean, it’s well-made, but holy shit, imagine figuring out where to hang this thing! And the mad scramble to hide it when the parents come over…
February 25, 2012 at 9:41 am
This is the sort of thing I bring out when the parents visit. That way, they’re more inclined to stay at a motel.
February 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Dammit, I have GOT to learn not to drink a beverage while I’m reading Regretsy.
February 25, 2012 at 11:47 am
It’s all well and good until the ghost whips out his average size penis
(thIs comment is what is known as reverse psychology)
February 25, 2012 at 9:36 am
I decided to poke (hur hur) around their shop. If you ignore the penii (is that possible?), they’re actually quite good. Very well crafted.
February 25, 2012 at 9:38 am
“I will work on female inspired pieces but not with pleasure as I am gayer than handbag full of rainbows.”
-That’s awesome.
February 25, 2012 at 9:56 am
That is awesome. Sampler?
February 25, 2012 at 12:57 pm
But seriously, did he really feel like he had to spell that out? Like we couldn’t have guessed?!
February 25, 2012 at 6:20 pm
I know some women who do gay erotic art,so it’s not necessarily a given it was done by a man. Straight men have been writing and painting lesbian erotica for years, and it’s only recently that people have begun to question their qualifications.
February 25, 2012 at 10:48 am
The plural of penis is penises or penes.
You know. In case you ever pluralize penis in casual conversation.
February 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm
But it’s more funner to say ‘penii.’
February 25, 2012 at 12:09 pm
How would you pronounce penes? Pennies? Pens? Peeenies?
February 25, 2012 at 12:37 pm
I’ve always used “penii’ because it’s fun, dammit! It takes people by surprise! Aren’t you surprised by penii? Here is a very long article about pluralizing “penis” – seems it’s a hot topic.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis
p.s. I would love to have that thing hanging in my dining room window when the in-laws come over. Revenge is a dish best served with a view of butt sex.
February 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I’m going to try to work the phrase “Revenge is a dish best served with a view of butt sex” into a casual conversation sometime.
February 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Sampler?!
February 26, 2012 at 9:51 am
I think I prefer Louis C.K.’s made up word, “penasia,” instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfXPdJhGelk#t=1m40s
February 25, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Love his write up on his Devil piece.
February 25, 2012 at 9:36 am
I know my neighbors are just going to love this when I hang it in my living room picture window!
February 26, 2012 at 9:54 am
It’s worth every penny just for all the Jehovah’s Witnesses it will scare off!
February 25, 2012 at 9:38 am
And when Ghost Cat is watching, which one says, “I can’t. Not while the cat is watching us.”
February 25, 2012 at 9:39 am
Smart choice to use clear glass for the “ghost” – looking through this charming work really lets you appreciate your neighbors’ shocked expression as they gaze at your window.
February 25, 2012 at 9:39 am
“The Big One” looks like a lighthouse. Living in Michigan, lighthouses are very popular. I wonder if anyone would notice…
February 25, 2012 at 9:43 am
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February 26, 2012 at 4:59 am
It was a valiant effort lol
February 25, 2012 at 9:47 am
When I focused on this one part, it looked like Mr. Magoo giving head. Unfortunately, I now cannot unsee that.
February 25, 2012 at 9:55 am
Can I like this 1000 times?
February 25, 2012 at 10:04 am
Make that 20000 times!
February 25, 2012 at 11:14 am
Now I hear Jim Backus’ voice saying, “Young Man! I didn’t order this Hot Dog with Mayonnaise!”
February 25, 2012 at 11:34 am
Brilliant!!!
February 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm
“Oh Magoo you’ve done it again”
February 27, 2012 at 3:51 am
Could be worse. To me, the jowls look a little Droopy Dog-ish and thus cause me to imagine Joe Leiberman.
February 25, 2012 at 9:52 am
In “Portrait of the Devil in his Favorite Chair,” I read the phrase “Panes cracked under pressure” with the word “Penis” instead.
But then later in the description it said “the penis would shatter under the heat of my soldering iron and need to be recut and replaced.” So I wasn’t far off.
Also, I don’t have a penis, but ouch.
February 25, 2012 at 10:05 am
Re-cut penis. Ahhh NO THANKS! One time is too much!
February 27, 2012 at 3:52 am
I like your avatar Swaan. You look kinda like me on X.
Or maybe I look like you hungover.
February 25, 2012 at 9:55 am
Topic seems a vague familiar.
February 25, 2012 at 10:01 am
That’s actually really well-done–the guy has talent (of sorts).
February 25, 2012 at 10:04 am
I wonder how Bronc feels about this?
I mean, HK posted back in early January about making out until her B-day. If he can’t keep up with her demands, then I hope he sees the stained art piece as a beacon of relief.
I’VE GOT DIBS ON BRONC WHEN HE GOES GAY!!!
February 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Bronc will NEVER be short a dance partner, that’s for sure. HK might have bronchitis, the rest of us have Bronc-itis!
February 25, 2012 at 10:05 am
Oddly enough, the plural of schlong is a mater of scholarly debate …
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis
February 25, 2012 at 10:33 am
A penis posy.
Peens. Cox.
Richard Name Association Meeting (Dick N. Ass Meet for short).
A herd of purple-headed beasts.
A gross (of packages).
A full toolbox.
ppeenniiss.
GOP.
A box o’ cocks.
Tag, you’re it!
February 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm
schlings?
February 25, 2012 at 11:41 pm
I really like that…schlings.
February 26, 2012 at 12:52 am
Since a picture is worth a thousand words: This NSFW (but digitally clean) link has somehow followed me through five computers*, and now…I share it with you all…
http://sup3rsonik.free.fr/Delirium/Delirium4.htm
*Every time I stumble across it and find it’s still there, I’m shocked. Pleasantly.
February 26, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Oh. My. The one at 10 o’clock, in the circle just outside the middle, looks like the hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls I made my son for lunch this week. I wonder if it’s a grower or shower.
February 25, 2012 at 10:05 am
Now I know what to give Fez Whatley for his coming-out present!
February 25, 2012 at 10:16 am
I am just (trying to) recover from my birthday night out and I would have been thrilled if any of my gag gifts had been this classy….on reflection, not sure what this says about the taste level of my buddies.
February 25, 2012 at 10:30 am
You said “gag” .. heh heh .. heh heh…
February 25, 2012 at 10:17 am
I love this guy!
“Why not give your loved one a stained glass portrait of an erect phallus?”
February 25, 2012 at 10:18 am
http://www.etsy.com/listing/69201658/gay-erotic-stained-glass-2-big-one
February 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
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February 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
“Mommy, why is the lighthouse in that picture crooked?”
…followed by mom never taking a walk with the kids down that road ever again.
February 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm
The great penis in the sky. Rock on.
February 25, 2012 at 2:06 pm
That’s very nicely suspended. One could say it’s “well-hung.”
February 25, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Oh look, they took a m4w Craigslist post pic of some guy flashing his junk hoping for a hook-up and turned it into a stained glass panel.
February 25, 2012 at 10:26 am
That is one well-hung piece of glass.
February 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
If I may butt in, I think this is sure making an ass of oneself. Anal-ogies aside though, these two phallus seem to be having a gay ol’ time.
…Oh god, stop me before I pun again.
February 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm
“WILMA!!”
February 25, 2012 at 10:55 am
If I ever find myself moving to a neighborhood with an intrusive neighborhood association, I know exactly where to go if I want to piss them off.
February 25, 2012 at 11:04 am
Does the gay zombie say “Baaaaaalls”? Love this guys work, actually. As a hetero female, I have to say he does really nice looking cock art.
February 25, 2012 at 11:13 am
What What?
February 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm
I actually HAD to register to respond to this comment…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
February 25, 2012 at 11:13 am
Holy shit balls, I WANT THAT!
February 25, 2012 at 11:20 am
I must say, I find it refreshing that there’s been no flouncing. I guess we’ve already gotten rid of all the “quality” bitches, and only the riff-raff is left. Hooray for riff-raff
February 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm
You be Riff-Raff, I’ll be Magenta. Who wants to be Columbia??
February 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Me! *tap dances*
February 25, 2012 at 11:34 am
“This item was featured on Regretsy!”
Seller is OK in my book!
February 25, 2012 at 11:48 am
found this after roaming around etsy for a little while.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/75562620/lion-o-8×11-print-thundercats-retro-tv?ref=v1_other_2
love it
and this
http://www.etsy.com/listing/71104022/tin-man-3-pack-note-cards-sexy-tin-man?ref=v1_other_2
February 25, 2012 at 12:44 pm
There is a reason I had a crush on Liono when I was younger, but the Tin Man?
February 25, 2012 at 11:53 am
I remembered that I need to buy a new microphone.
February 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm
I remembered that I need to buy new batteries.
February 25, 2012 at 12:26 pm
ghost dick to go with your ghost pussy…brilliant!
February 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Although this work is certainly not ass-inine, it could be construed as an ass-ault upon the the senses of the those inclined toward being anally puritan and they may want penile-ise the artist for his sexual inclination
February 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm
February 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Okay, I just love this guy.
All my pieces are inspired by photographs and custom work is available. I will work on female inspired pieces but not with pleasure as I am gayer than handbag full of rainbows.
February 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm
I’d like to work “gayer than a handbag full of rainbows” into a sentence at least once a week.
February 25, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Shouldn’t this have been posted on Sunday? It’s stained glass, after all!
February 25, 2012 at 10:18 pm
My favorite part about this entry is the Pinterest button. I should put this on my conservative SIL’s home decor board.
February 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Oh yes, I’m definately pinning this one!! I can’t resist good cock art!
February 26, 2012 at 10:33 am
They have stained glass at saunas?