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My Little Ponypede

157 comments on My Little Ponypede

  1. LeeLooDallas
    February 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I can’t stand behind this product.

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    • Park
      February 22, 2012 at 11:43 am

      The real question is, “Can you squat in front of it?”

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      • cheesebubble
        February 22, 2012 at 11:52 am

        I’d prefer to squat over top of it.

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      • tabebuia
        February 22, 2012 at 11:56 am

        Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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        • Park
          February 22, 2012 at 2:24 pm

          He resembled a My Little Pony? What the hell? Does Julia Roberts have a metrosexual brother?

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    • Wilma Fingerdoo
      February 22, 2012 at 11:47 am

      Don’t be so neigh-gative,

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      • Portmandont
        February 22, 2012 at 2:46 pm

        Looks like someone colt benefit from reining in their creativity a bit.

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        • rothycat
          February 22, 2012 at 5:17 pm

          Would anyone reapply pony up the dough for this?

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          • rothycat
            February 22, 2012 at 5:17 pm

            …Damn you auto-correct

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    • KatP
      February 22, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      I would definitely get on board if they were Smurfs.

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      • Park
        February 22, 2012 at 2:25 pm

        That’s why Gargamel chases them, you know.

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    • Bitch Pudding
      February 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      I’d prefer to stand in front of it.

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  2. spankyb
    February 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

    It’s not a toy? Dang, I thought it was perfect for my 3 year old’s birthday next week.

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    • LeeLooDallas
      February 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

      Too bad you couldn’t buy it a couple years ago and give a segment each year – Build A ‘Pede!

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  3. Anninyn
    February 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I wouldn’t mind if it was actually well painted.

    Why is it awesome ideas are always so poorly executed?

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    • Anninyn
      February 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

      And massively overpriced.

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    • Nostrum
      February 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

      I would love it, too.

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    • invaderhorizongreen
      February 22, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      because they want money rather than looks and this is esty were talking about

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    • Doc
      February 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm

      Maybe that aint paint.

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    • mfj
      February 22, 2012 at 6:09 pm

      Creativity and technical talent are doled out independently.

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    • Froggage
      February 23, 2012 at 9:30 pm

      I think in this case someone took “Skullcrusher Mountain” too heart but not far enough to be truly awesome.

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      • Froggage
        February 23, 2012 at 9:32 pm

        “to heart,” which is where I have clearly taken this bourbon.

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  4. Lolcattus
    February 22, 2012 at 11:16 am

    “This is not a toy” Good to know because I was gonna buy this for my three year old niece, or my 28 year old brony brother . . . So glad that disclaimer was there to save me :P

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  5. DJMac40
    February 22, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Why do they look like party girls who cried their make-up off?

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    • landcfan
      February 22, 2012 at 5:14 pm

      I know I’d cry if I was sewn mouth to ass to someone…

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      • Postmenopaws ™
        February 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm

        Me, I’d do everything within my power to keep from crying. Imagine when your nose gets all stuffed up from crying and you’re forced to breathe through your mouth. If you can; I don’t know, since I haven’t seen the movie. I suppose once your nose plugged completely, you’d just suffocate.

        On second thought, I’d cry just to get it over with.

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  6. frickineh
    February 22, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Just because people talk about something on the internet does not make it awesome. In this case, it’s just kind of disturbing.

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    • ramsgirldesign
      February 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

      I know! I was so into My Little Ponies as a kid. This just makes me sad and upset.

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      • frickineh
        February 22, 2012 at 11:27 am

        Me too. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ones that people have made into celebrities or punked out or something, but this movie needs to go back in the fucked up hole it crawled out of and die.

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        • thewritingspider
          February 22, 2012 at 3:10 pm

          Totally agree.

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        • Vagrarian
          February 22, 2012 at 5:13 pm

          It’s just a few steps beyond “So fucked up it’s cool and hilarious” and goes right into “So fucked up it’s just revolting.”

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        • Suzabell
          February 22, 2012 at 6:04 pm

          I agree. I’ve laughed at many of the tongue in cheek versions but this one crosses the line into just plain disturbing & gross. Tasteless & too dark.

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          • researchgrrrl
            February 22, 2012 at 8:35 pm

            Your use of the phrase ‘tongue in cheek’ in this context fills me with equal parts marvel and horror. What I’m saying is well done and I hate you.

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      • nuclearfishon
        February 22, 2012 at 1:56 pm

        As sad and upset as all the G1 ponies in landfills? I’d rather see them recycled. This person unfortunately is using ideas I’ve seen executed better and with more craft, trying too hard to be disturbing. However, she’s apparently succeeding in spades, from the replies here. That … makes it art. So now I hate you all.

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    • Princess Buzzkill Crying Glitter Eagle
      February 22, 2012 at 12:18 pm

      Kind of? KIND OF?? It’s the paint job that disturbs me the most.

      Every time I think I’ve expunged all memories of that centipede thing from my brain, someone reminds me of it.

      grrrrr.

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      • researchgrrrl
        February 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm

        Same here. I firmly believe some things are best left to those twin sisters of mercy, Denial and Repression. Of course, if they can’t be found, I’m fine hooking up with their bastard cousin, Drunken Blackout.

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      • Postmenopaws ™
        February 22, 2012 at 9:21 pm

        My mom has one of those movies-on-demand services, and that movie has been offered since Thanksgiving, at least. There have been a few nights there during holiday visits, when I’ve been up and insomniac after everyone else has gone to bed, that I’ve been tempted to order it up, but something always stops me. Damn you, good taste, damn youuuuuuu!

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  7. Dynomoose
    February 22, 2012 at 11:18 am

    LOVE it! I don’t $100 love it. But there is love there!
    Okay. Maybe it’s gas.

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  8. picklelady
    February 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

    This product is not OK. Not OK at all.

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  9. Mina
    February 22, 2012 at 11:20 am

    I think that’s a typo. It should read: “Not intended for children who aren’t emotionally scarred.”

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    • whimsiclefucker
      February 23, 2012 at 4:53 am

      That leaves a huge audience, since once a child receives it they immediately become emotianally scarred.

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  10. Dynomoose
    February 22, 2012 at 11:20 am

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    • Anninyn
      February 22, 2012 at 11:23 am

      Oh, now that is awesome.

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    • Derpy Hooves
      February 22, 2012 at 11:28 am

      I’ve seen this before. So HE’S that guy.

      Well I guess somebody had to do something with all those hideous G3.5s.

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      • WateryTart
        February 22, 2012 at 12:46 pm

        Thank you, Derpy; I was wondering what to call those atrocious things. I hate them; they are like the Bratz of the MLP-world.

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        • Derpy Hooves
          February 22, 2012 at 3:14 pm

          They aren’t even good enough to be their own distinct generation. These foul swollen-headed aliens represent the darkest time in pony history.

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          • wrennie
            February 22, 2012 at 4:25 pm

            Derpy, I cannot find enough thumbs to up for you. I give you smooches instead.

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          • Robilyn
            February 22, 2012 at 6:25 pm

            I agree whole-heartedly. Nothing near the awesomeness of FiM! :-)

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      • nuclearfishon
        February 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm

        Are there many HEs named “Rebekah”?

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        • Derpy Hooves
          February 22, 2012 at 3:10 pm

          Maybe. I was just going off the pronoun Dynomoose used. I ain’t got time for clickin all these links.

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      • beefstick
        February 22, 2012 at 2:54 pm

        Why dont we just do what Rainbow Dash did? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSh0SKtC1c&feature=related

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  11. thecreightonberyl
    February 22, 2012 at 11:20 am

    100% Veterinary Medically Accurate!

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  12. tehcaspia
    February 22, 2012 at 11:22 am

    aaannndddd I now am no longer hungry for lunch….

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  13. BadMiya
    February 22, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Feces is Magic!

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    • whimsiclefucker
      February 23, 2012 at 4:55 am

      Riding the fecal rainbow!

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  14. SamCornwell
    February 22, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Saw this, thought of my friend Mariel Clayton immediately.

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  15. MyKarmaRanOverYourDogma
    February 22, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Anyone want to take bets that the brown stuff is NOT paint..?

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    • HalfNote5
      February 23, 2012 at 1:29 pm

      That’s a losing bet no matter which side turns out to be right.

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  16. pamelakd
    February 22, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Not gonna lie. If it weren’t that expensive I would totally buy this!

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  17. Nostrum
    February 22, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  18. Derpy Hooves
    February 22, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Why do they look so happy.

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    • whimsiclefucker
      February 23, 2012 at 4:57 am

      They are somewhere over the fecal rainbow.

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  19. Zithreal
    February 22, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Because I know us FJLs are so fond of games, shall we play this quiz:

    http://www.sporcle.com/games/sproutcm/my-little-pony-or-porn-star

    “Pony or Porn?” Are they a My Little Pony character or a Porn Star?

    It’s weirdly difficult.

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    • Derpy Hooves
      February 22, 2012 at 11:39 am

      They all said my expertise in ponies would never amount to anything.

      Today I proved them wrong.

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      • FatGayLoser
        February 22, 2012 at 11:42 am

        not me. I got 24 out of 45 :[ I’m ponylexic

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        • Zithreal
          February 22, 2012 at 12:45 pm

          that or you don’t watch enough porn.

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          • Mapleleaves
            February 22, 2012 at 4:37 pm

            How could anyone forget Bambi Woods, star of “Debbie Does Dallas”?

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        • Mapleleaves
          February 22, 2012 at 4:36 pm

          Do I want to know what sort of ponies “Heart Throb” and “Steamer” are?

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          • Derpy Hooves
            February 22, 2012 at 5:19 pm

            Heart Throb is a pretty pink pegasus with hearts on her. Steamer is one of the few boy ponies. His symbol (cutie mark) is a train. Because he’s a conductor.

            See? It all makes perfect sense.

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        • Postmenopaws ™
          February 22, 2012 at 9:32 pm

          “You got 38 out of 45 answers correct”

          Luck and guesswork. I haven’t thought much at all about Ponies since my daughter (who is now 29) was little, and while I do watch porn on occasion, I rarely pay attention to the names of the “stars.”

          Not much good at Care Bears or Transformers, either. Alas.

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      • whimsiclefucker
        February 23, 2012 at 5:02 am

        36 of 45, and several of the pnoies I got right, I knew exclusively from regretsy comments. I did learn something I did!

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    • emalineisabear
      February 22, 2012 at 1:47 pm

      40 out of 45! My boyfriend and I watch a lot of porn.

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    • beefstick
      February 22, 2012 at 2:47 pm

      Only 32. I need to get back to watching ponies and porn…

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    • gotchan
      February 22, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      36/45

      I am very, very disturbed that one of the ones I picked as a pony is actually a porn star.

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      • andlikeit
        February 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm

        Same score. And all of the ones I got wrong were porn stars and not ponies.

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    • Mistletoe
      February 22, 2012 at 6:25 pm

      33 of 45.

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    • twisted_and_tangled
      February 22, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      Damn, got 37/45. Which is sad since I’ve not seen ANYTHING of MLP:FIM and I don’t really watch porn. Maybe it comes from doing date entry for a “Adult Entertainment” business, but I don’t think any of those porn names were fetish ones. Could be wrong.

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  20. rothycat
    February 22, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Could it be? April is a brony? *squee!*

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    • anthropochick
      February 22, 2012 at 5:59 pm

      LIFE MADE

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  21. BellyBillboard
    February 22, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus? Or the vanilla paste?

    Cent I Pad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdR7hCjQNwA

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    • MsBitchhands
      February 22, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      *mar-rera-raste…mar-rera-raste*

      Cuttlefish and asparagus? OMNOMNOM

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    • Cuttlefish Likeness Utility
      February 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm

      The least you could do is offer to take me to dinner, first.

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  22. Alice_Dickey
    February 22, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I didn’t think it was possible, but they’ve outgrossed my idea to make a goatse teddy bear. I don’t even see the point now. *le sigh*

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  23. knitphomaniac
    February 22, 2012 at 11:47 am

    If Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga had children… this would be in their play room for sure. It’s a rather specific market, but a market nonetheless…

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  24. cheesebubble
    February 22, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  25. GreySkye
    February 22, 2012 at 11:59 am

    I love the hello out of this. LOVE IT.

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  26. The 13th Black Cat
    February 22, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    As a pony customizer myself: this is amazing and awful. I can’t say I would want it on my shelf or, indeed, within miles of my shelf or person, but it’s amazing nonetheless.

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    • lemon_bombs
      February 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm

      I agree. I am certain that the artist thoroughly enjoyed making this thing. I can almost feel the glee…or something.

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      • whimsiclefucker
        February 23, 2012 at 5:04 am

        Wash it off quick!

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        • HalfNote5
          February 23, 2012 at 1:26 pm

          It doesn’t come off. It’s there forever. They call it “The Herpes Effect.”

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    • whimsiclefucker
      February 23, 2012 at 5:05 am

      I can hardly wait for the reality TV show on pony customizers.

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  27. pearlheartgtr
    February 22, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Any way this can get edited into the Christmas special?

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  28. Twyll
    February 22, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    It’s okay, they’re 3.5-gen ponies. They deserve it.

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  29. Howdy Snoody
    February 22, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    They kinda look like the “After” shots from those “Meth: Not Even Once” billboards:


    (Source)

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    • cheesebubble
      February 22, 2012 at 6:09 pm

      Ah, 2002. T’was a good year!

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    • WhyMustThisBe
      February 22, 2012 at 10:18 pm

      Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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      • manda.b.
        February 22, 2012 at 11:21 pm

        Most likely the loss of her teeth – bless her heart.

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      • CaityCat
        February 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

        I think weight loss and the fact her mouth is open in one picture might account for that

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  30. Zippy
    February 22, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    At least now the human centipede has a ride to work. I think I’ve been fed 3x digested oats before but maybe it was Instant.

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  31. Count Crapula
    February 22, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Awwww, i bet even the glue factory turned them away for being too gross. :(

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  32. curious3d
    February 22, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    It’s a little irksome that the front pony looks mildly pleased with himself. In an assholish way, like he’s saying to the poor middle pony, “Get ready, last night was enchilada night.”

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  33. butts lol
    February 22, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    If I were rich, this would’ve sold by now.

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  34. EricaVee
    February 22, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    I’ve never been more scared to click on a Regretsy link in my Twitter feed.

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  35. thepinkpotter
    February 22, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Oh. Holy. Flipping. Hell. I just… You know… I mean. Wtf. That was a horrible brain-bleach-worthy movie… And now… It’s immortalized in one of my all-time favorite children’s toys. Like I’m not fucked up enough. Doubling my xanax today >.<

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  36. inmediasres
    February 22, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    I think I’ll just stick with my Cold War Unicorns. You can’t go wrong with toy unicorns decorated with the stars and stripes and sickle and hammer. Commies vs. Freedom indeed!

    And yes, I seriously own the above. They are awesome.

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    • .Rana.
      February 22, 2012 at 4:30 pm

      Yes, yes they are.

      I used to bring them to class when I was lecturing about the Cold War, set them up quietly on the blackboard tray, and see how many students noticed.

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  37. MsBitchhands
    February 22, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I think it’s safe to say…

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  38. dallasisland
    February 22, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Looks like a daisychain I was involved in once in key west after a big meal…

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  39. KatP
    February 22, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    This reminds me of my ex-boyfriend’s art. Childhood characters in horror movies:
    http://thecreativeroy.deviantart.com/gallery/33949139

    Buy some of his prints. He’s a whiny, starving artist.

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    • Melauren
      February 22, 2012 at 7:52 pm

      Why the thumbs down? The art is good, and somewhat relevant. I doubt she’s trying to force you to buy his stuff.

      Do people actually get thumbed down for linking to any “personal” site in a comment, even if it’s relevant?

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      • KatP
        February 23, 2012 at 2:58 am

        Thanks. I was a little bewildered as well. I see people post links to their friends’ art all the time. I mean, isn’t that the nature of this site? To support small time artists? Good and bad?

        Oh, well, he’s an ex anyway. No skin off my nose.

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        • Dynomoose
          February 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm

          I think it was the bit about buying his prints. The paintings are hilarious.

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    • twisted_and_tangled
      February 22, 2012 at 8:21 pm

      He does some damn good work, I’m gonna have to keep the Pooh Bear/Hanible Lecther and Kermit/Shining ones in my lust queue, for the next time I get spare cash.

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  40. OhHowMyBrainHurts
    February 22, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Nothing in the entire history of Pony modification was ever or will ever be better than My Little Cthulu!

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    • mingamonga
      February 22, 2012 at 7:07 pm

      OMG totally agree. I still have the picture saved of this one from our last MLP adventures.

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    • Badger
      February 22, 2012 at 7:09 pm

      I agree. On the other hand, I own half-a-dozen plush Cthulhu’s (including Santa Cthulhu and a Men in Black Ctulhu), so what do I know.

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  41. secret admirer
    February 22, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    What I find most disturbing about this piece is the price.

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  42. I have had this in my favorites for weeks. If only I had a hundred bucks to blow on this magnificent fuckery.

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  43. beefstick
    February 22, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    What did I tell you about going in my shed?

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  44. lemon_bombs
    February 22, 2012 at 2:41 pm

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    • mingamonga
      February 22, 2012 at 7:10 pm

      Thumbs up for the use of “hork” as a vomit sound!

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  45. timbernickel
    February 22, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    • Derpy Hooves
      February 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm

      You should probably email April with this instead of expecting anyone to see you all the way down here in the comments, hijacking an unrelated post.

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      • timbernickel
        February 23, 2012 at 4:59 am

        Yeah I did already thanks. I’m not connected to it in anyway, just thought it was interesting (as a regretsy reader and sometimes commenter).

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  46. Ravenclaw
    February 22, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    It’s all a cheap knock off from the best and original from Robot Chicken:

    APOCALYPSE PONY!

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    • Derpy Hooves
      February 22, 2012 at 5:25 pm

      Pfft, customizers were doing stuff like this long before Seth thought of it. I heard he actually tried to pitch them to Hasbro, and if that’s true he can have all my props.

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      • Ravenclaw
        February 23, 2012 at 8:49 am

        Nope, don’t believe it. Seth is cool, he was first.

        *sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!

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  47. BigGayAl
    February 22, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  48. mingamonga
    February 22, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    I’m glad they told me this wasn’t intended for children, because I had a whole list of kids I felt needed one of these.

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  49. Art-n-Coffee
    February 22, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I think it’s the subject that makes me not like this one.. I mean I love all his other ponies.

    But shit covered crying ponies is a little much for me. But then again my roommate would love it as she like some strange stuff.

    It doesn’t have a cutesy factor like the centipede cat toy, this is just..kinda gross.

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  50. researchgrrrl
    February 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    When I kept hearing about the film’s ‘three people connected by their digestive systems’, I handtogod could only visualize it as three people standing side-by-side-by-side. You know: pretty much paper doll style, except joined via ports in sides of their abdomens instead of hands. I thought this sounded stupid, sure, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what everyone was flipping out over.

    And then an article used just part of a still and, true story, I threw up at my desk at work. That I can still be so adorably naive =and= psyched into spontaneous yarffeling after all this time on the internet is too precious for this world.

    Thanks for bringing all this back, April. And by that I mean, JESUS FUCK WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS.

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  51. Postmenopaws ™
    February 22, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    I’ve seen some truly inspired MLP redos. The horror movie characters are some of my favorites. I love the incon-GRUE-ity of it all.

    The attempts in this shop, however, are uninspired, derivative, and probably toxic. :P

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  52. RevW
    February 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Is the stuff binding My Knackered Ponies together repurposed panty elastic or strips of gauze bandage peeled off of something that didn’t heal well?

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  53. chevrox
    February 22, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    Is it wrong that I love it?

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  54. SugarBones
    February 23, 2012 at 1:13 am

    I knew what to expect when I read the title, and yet I hoped that I would somehow be wrong… RIP what few fond memories of My Little Pony I had left from my childhood. :(

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  55. FrothyPuss
    February 23, 2012 at 1:39 am

    What I want to know is, what happened to the butt on the last pony? It seems to have imploded.

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  56. KittyHas8nips
    February 23, 2012 at 5:08 am

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/Delightfulmuse/fruityoatygirls-1.jpg

    This is what you should be doing with three g3.5 Happymeal ponies. Cost me about $6 to make and I gave them away.

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  57. KittyHas8nips
    February 23, 2012 at 6:49 am

    Balls, I should know better. Always use preview.

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  58. megaben99
    February 23, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Uh did anyone catch this gem (Praying to not-god that my photo link works…)

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    • Dynomoose
      February 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm

      That’s adorable!

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    • Feral Poodle
      February 24, 2012 at 12:03 pm

      I can’t think of many ways to improve this. Where’d you find the photo?

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  59. rowana
    February 23, 2012 at 9:55 am

    Now I want to buy some My Little Pony toys for my daughter. I have found memories of having a blue pony with these thin butterfly wings. Can’t remember her name for the life of me, as this was actually one of my earliest memories.

    Not going to buy these ponies for her, though. Nope.

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  60. stealth_homesteader
    February 23, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I just cleaned up roadkill from in front of the house, and I have to say that this is more viscerally unsettling.

    http://i40.tinypic.com/2qxt9xi.jpg – unadorned

    http://i39.tinypic.com/nnqpo0.jpg – decorated, before I bagged him and put him in the trash

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  61. HalfNote5
    February 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Heh, the internet ruins everything.

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    • HalfNote5
      February 23, 2012 at 1:22 pm

      (not my pic, but the horrorponies reminded me of it)

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  62. Trickster
    February 23, 2012 at 2:18 pm

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