I can’t stand behind this product.
The real question is, “Can you squat in front of it?”
I’d prefer to squat over top of it.
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Yes and I can also stand on top of it and grind it into the ground. Sick bastard working in his parent’s basement no doubt … perfect gift for ex-boyfriend though, who kinda resembles that first pony. Maybe that’s why I hate it.
He resembled a My Little Pony? What the hell? Does Julia Roberts have a metrosexual brother?
Pft, that front pony looks more crustpunk than metro.
Don’t be so neigh-gative,
Looks like someone colt benefit from reining in their creativity a bit.
Would anyone reapply pony up the dough for this?
…Damn you auto-correct
I would definitely get on board if they were Smurfs.
That’s why Gargamel chases them, you know.
I’d prefer to stand in front of it.
It’s not a toy? Dang, I thought it was perfect for my 3 year old’s birthday next week.
Too bad you couldn’t buy it a couple years ago and give a segment each year – Build A ‘Pede!
Parts sold separately – ka-ching!
yah they could have charged more for that
I wouldn’t mind if it was actually well painted.
Why is it awesome ideas are always so poorly executed?
And massively overpriced.
I would love it, too.
because they want money rather than looks and this is esty were talking about
Maybe that aint paint.
Creativity and technical talent are doled out independently.
I think in this case someone took “Skullcrusher Mountain” too heart but not far enough to be truly awesome.
“to heart,” which is where I have clearly taken this bourbon.
“This is not a toy” Good to know because I was gonna buy this for my three year old niece, or my 28 year old brony brother . . . So glad that disclaimer was there to save me
Why do they look like party girls who cried their make-up off?
I know I’d cry if I was sewn mouth to ass to someone…
Me, I’d do everything within my power to keep from crying. Imagine when your nose gets all stuffed up from crying and you’re forced to breathe through your mouth. If you can; I don’t know, since I haven’t seen the movie. I suppose once your nose plugged completely, you’d just suffocate.
On second thought, I’d cry just to get it over with.
Just because people talk about something on the internet does not make it awesome. In this case, it’s just kind of disturbing.
I know! I was so into My Little Ponies as a kid. This just makes me sad and upset.
Me too. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ones that people have made into celebrities or punked out or something, but this movie needs to go back in the fucked up hole it crawled out of and die.
It’s just a few steps beyond “So fucked up it’s cool and hilarious” and goes right into “So fucked up it’s just revolting.”
I agree. I’ve laughed at many of the tongue in cheek versions but this one crosses the line into just plain disturbing & gross. Tasteless & too dark.
Your use of the phrase ‘tongue in cheek’ in this context fills me with equal parts marvel and horror. What I’m saying is well done and I hate you.
As sad and upset as all the G1 ponies in landfills? I’d rather see them recycled. This person unfortunately is using ideas I’ve seen executed better and with more craft, trying too hard to be disturbing. However, she’s apparently succeeding in spades, from the replies here. That … makes it art. So now I hate you all.
Kind of? KIND OF?? It’s the paint job that disturbs me the most.
Every time I think I’ve expunged all memories of that centipede thing from my brain, someone reminds me of it.
Same here. I firmly believe some things are best left to those twin sisters of mercy, Denial and Repression. Of course, if they can’t be found, I’m fine hooking up with their bastard cousin, Drunken Blackout.
My mom has one of those movies-on-demand services, and that movie has been offered since Thanksgiving, at least. There have been a few nights there during holiday visits, when I’ve been up and insomniac after everyone else has gone to bed, that I’ve been tempted to order it up, but something always stops me. Damn you, good taste, damn youuuuuuu!
LOVE it! I don’t $100 love it. But there is love there!
Okay. Maybe it’s gas.
This product is not OK. Not OK at all.
I think that’s a typo. It should read: “Not intended for children who aren’t emotionally scarred.”
That leaves a huge audience, since once a child receives it they immediately become emotianally scarred.
Look at his My Little Pony Freddy Krueger
Oh, now that is awesome.
I’ve seen this before. So HE’S that guy.
Well I guess somebody had to do something with all those hideous G3.5s.
Thank you, Derpy; I was wondering what to call those atrocious things. I hate them; they are like the Bratz of the MLP-world.
They aren’t even good enough to be their own distinct generation. These foul swollen-headed aliens represent the darkest time in pony history.
Derpy, I cannot find enough thumbs to up for you. I give you smooches instead.
I agree whole-heartedly. Nothing near the awesomeness of FiM!
Are there many HEs named “Rebekah”?
Maybe. I was just going off the pronoun Dynomoose used. I ain’t got time for clickin all these links.
Why dont we just do what Rainbow Dash did? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSh0SKtC1c&feature=related
RAINBOW DASH ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s
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aaannndddd I now am no longer hungry for lunch….
Feces is Magic!
Riding the fecal rainbow!
Saw this, thought of my friend Mariel Clayton immediately.
I can see I am going to spend the rest of MY work day looking at HER work!
Why did she take all of her photos down?
Anyone want to take bets that the brown stuff is NOT paint..?
That’s a losing bet no matter which side turns out to be right.
Not gonna lie. If it weren’t that expensive I would totally buy this!
I’m a brony and what is this
Why do they look so happy.
They are somewhere over the fecal rainbow.
Because I know us FJLs are so fond of games, shall we play this quiz:
“Pony or Porn?” Are they a My Little Pony character or a Porn Star?
It’s weirdly difficult.
They all said my expertise in ponies would never amount to anything.
Today I proved them wrong.
not me. I got 24 out of 45 :[ I’m ponylexic
that or you don’t watch enough porn.
How could anyone forget Bambi Woods, star of “Debbie Does Dallas”?
Do I want to know what sort of ponies “Heart Throb” and “Steamer” are?
Heart Throb is a pretty pink pegasus with hearts on her. Steamer is one of the few boy ponies. His symbol (cutie mark) is a train. Because he’s a conductor.
See? It all makes perfect sense.
“You got 38 out of 45 answers correct”
Luck and guesswork. I haven’t thought much at all about Ponies since my daughter (who is now 29) was little, and while I do watch porn on occasion, I rarely pay attention to the names of the “stars.”
Not much good at Care Bears or Transformers, either. Alas.
36 of 45, and several of the pnoies I got right, I knew exclusively from regretsy comments. I did learn something I did!
40 out of 45! My boyfriend and I watch a lot of porn.
Only 32. I need to get back to watching ponies and porn…
I am very, very disturbed that one of the ones I picked as a pony is actually a porn star.
Same score. And all of the ones I got wrong were porn stars and not ponies.
33 of 45.
Damn, got 37/45. Which is sad since I’ve not seen ANYTHING of MLP:FIM and I don’t really watch porn. Maybe it comes from doing date entry for a “Adult Entertainment” business, but I don’t think any of those porn names were fetish ones. Could be wrong.
Could it be? April is a brony? *squee!*
Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus? Or the vanilla paste?
Cent I Pad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdR7hCjQNwA
Cuttlefish and asparagus? OMNOMNOM
The least you could do is offer to take me to dinner, first.
I didn’t think it was possible, but they’ve outgrossed my idea to make a goatse teddy bear. I don’t even see the point now. *le sigh*
If Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga had children… this would be in their play room for sure. It’s a rather specific market, but a market nonetheless…
If Tammy Faye Bakker lived in a garbage dump…and was a horse…
I love the hello out of this. LOVE IT.
As a pony customizer myself: this is amazing and awful. I can’t say I would want it on my shelf or, indeed, within miles of my shelf or person, but it’s amazing nonetheless.
I agree. I am certain that the artist thoroughly enjoyed making this thing. I can almost feel the glee…or something.
Wash it off quick!
It doesn’t come off. It’s there forever. They call it “The Herpes Effect.”
I can hardly wait for the reality TV show on pony customizers.
Any way this can get edited into the Christmas special?
It’s okay, they’re 3.5-gen ponies. They deserve it.
They kinda look like the “After” shots from those “Meth: Not Even Once” billboards:
Ah, 2002. T’was a good year!
I was unaware that meth could warp the bones of your jaw into an entirely different shape.
Most likely the loss of her teeth – bless her heart.
I think weight loss and the fact her mouth is open in one picture might account for that
At least now the human centipede has a ride to work. I think I’ve been fed 3x digested oats before but maybe it was Instant.
Awwww, i bet even the glue factory turned them away for being too gross.
It’s a little irksome that the front pony looks mildly pleased with himself. In an assholish way, like he’s saying to the poor middle pony, “Get ready, last night was enchilada night.”
If I were rich, this would’ve sold by now.
I’ve never been more scared to click on a Regretsy link in my Twitter feed.
Oh. Holy. Flipping. Hell. I just… You know… I mean. Wtf. That was a horrible brain-bleach-worthy movie… And now… It’s immortalized in one of my all-time favorite children’s toys. Like I’m not fucked up enough. Doubling my xanax today >.<
I think I’ll just stick with my Cold War Unicorns. You can’t go wrong with toy unicorns decorated with the stars and stripes and sickle and hammer. Commies vs. Freedom indeed!
And yes, I seriously own the above. They are awesome.
Yes, yes they are.
I used to bring them to class when I was lecturing about the Cold War, set them up quietly on the blackboard tray, and see how many students noticed.
I think it’s safe to say…
Looks like a daisychain I was involved in once in key west after a big meal…
This reminds me of my ex-boyfriend’s art. Childhood characters in horror movies:
Buy some of his prints. He’s a whiny, starving artist.
Why the thumbs down? The art is good, and somewhat relevant. I doubt she’s trying to force you to buy his stuff.
Do people actually get thumbed down for linking to any “personal” site in a comment, even if it’s relevant?
Thanks. I was a little bewildered as well. I see people post links to their friends’ art all the time. I mean, isn’t that the nature of this site? To support small time artists? Good and bad?
Oh, well, he’s an ex anyway. No skin off my nose.
I think it was the bit about buying his prints. The paintings are hilarious.
He does some damn good work, I’m gonna have to keep the Pooh Bear/Hanible Lecther and Kermit/Shining ones in my lust queue, for the next time I get spare cash.
Nothing in the entire history of Pony modification was ever or will ever be better than My Little Cthulu!
OMG totally agree. I still have the picture saved of this one from our last MLP adventures.
I agree. On the other hand, I own half-a-dozen plush Cthulhu’s (including Santa Cthulhu and a Men in Black Ctulhu), so what do I know.
What I find most disturbing about this piece is the price.
I have had this in my favorites for weeks. If only I had a hundred bucks to blow on this magnificent fuckery.
What did I tell you about going in my shed?
Thumbs up for the use of “hork” as a vomit sound!
Hey losers, UK crapmerchants Claire’s accessories have ripped off UK designers Tatty Devine: http://www.tattydevine.com/blog/2012/02/can-you-spot-the-difference/
Spread your glitter covered vitriol.
You should probably email April with this instead of expecting anyone to see you all the way down here in the comments, hijacking an unrelated post.
Yeah I did already thanks. I’m not connected to it in anyway, just thought it was interesting (as a regretsy reader and sometimes commenter).
It’s all a cheap knock off from the best and original from Robot Chicken:
Pfft, customizers were doing stuff like this long before Seth thought of it. I heard he actually tried to pitch them to Hasbro, and if that’s true he can have all my props.
Nope, don’t believe it. Seth is cool, he was first.
*sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALA!
I’m not surprised, my “Inhuman Centipedes” are the things that have sold fastest in my Etsy store (http://www.etsy.com/transaction/51544555 and http://www.etsy.com/transaction/39327131) Of course, this person has obviously put in a LOT more work than I ever did, I just sewed shit together. Which reminds me, when I get time I should do more, I have an entire bag of toys set aside JUST for this purpose.
I know, right! I’m fucking awesome!
I’m glad they told me this wasn’t intended for children, because I had a whole list of kids I felt needed one of these.
I think it’s the subject that makes me not like this one.. I mean I love all his other ponies.
But shit covered crying ponies is a little much for me. But then again my roommate would love it as she like some strange stuff.
It doesn’t have a cutesy factor like the centipede cat toy, this is just..kinda gross.
When I kept hearing about the film’s ‘three people connected by their digestive systems’, I handtogod could only visualize it as three people standing side-by-side-by-side. You know: pretty much paper doll style, except joined via ports in sides of their abdomens instead of hands. I thought this sounded stupid, sure, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what everyone was flipping out over.
And then an article used just part of a still and, true story, I threw up at my desk at work. That I can still be so adorably naive =and= psyched into spontaneous yarffeling after all this time on the internet is too precious for this world.
Thanks for bringing all this back, April. And by that I mean, JESUS FUCK WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS.
I’ve seen some truly inspired MLP redos. The horror movie characters are some of my favorites. I love the incon-GRUE-ity of it all.
The attempts in this shop, however, are uninspired, derivative, and probably toxic.
Is the stuff binding My Knackered Ponies together repurposed panty elastic or strips of gauze bandage peeled off of something that didn’t heal well?
Is it wrong that I love it?
I knew what to expect when I read the title, and yet I hoped that I would somehow be wrong… RIP what few fond memories of My Little Pony I had left from my childhood.
What I want to know is, what happened to the butt on the last pony? It seems to have imploded.
This is what you should be doing with three g3.5 Happymeal ponies. Cost me about $6 to make and I gave them away.
Balls, I should know better. Always use preview.
Uh did anyone catch this gem (Praying to not-god that my photo link works…)
I can’t think of many ways to improve this. Where’d you find the photo?
Now I want to buy some My Little Pony toys for my daughter. I have found memories of having a blue pony with these thin butterfly wings. Can’t remember her name for the life of me, as this was actually one of my earliest memories.
Not going to buy these ponies for her, though. Nope.
I just cleaned up roadkill from in front of the house, and I have to say that this is more viscerally unsettling.
http://i40.tinypic.com/2qxt9xi.jpg – unadorned
http://i39.tinypic.com/nnqpo0.jpg – decorated, before I bagged him and put him in the trash
Heh, the internet ruins everything.
(not my pic, but the horrorponies reminded me of it)
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