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WTF Alchemy Request


This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 29, 2010


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31 comments on WTF Alchemy Request

  1. swaan
    February 20, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Oh, how I wish I could see the final product. That would be hot!

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  2. orionova
    February 20, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    That would be bully, simply bully!

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  3. roquelaure
    February 20, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    My mind was slightly blown because this sounded so familiar and I was all “Whoa… there’s a serious market for T and Teddy arm wrestling!” Then I saw it was a repost. Now I am sad. I need this to be a thing.

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    • Easily_Distracted
      February 20, 2012 at 7:14 pm


      This is a thing!

      I forget if I found this here or what, but it’s the first thing I thought of.

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      • Easily_Distracted
        February 20, 2012 at 7:25 pm

        In case you guys didn’t notice, I linked the image back to the Etsy listing. The rest of his store is just as awesome!

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      • nummymuffincocobutter
        February 20, 2012 at 7:29 pm

        I love that person’s work the way a fat jealous loser loves Finland.

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      • KiaraSera
        February 20, 2012 at 9:08 pm

        Thank you muchly, you have brought much mirth. That is indeed quite a fine store.

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      • tiedyejedi
        February 20, 2012 at 9:33 pm

        I own his Paul Revere Tron-styled one and my goal is to get every single one of sharpwriter’s historical prints. FDR is next – trying to pick up the limited editions first.

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      • catherder
        February 20, 2012 at 11:06 pm

        I favorited that shop. May have to get a Paul Revere/Tron print for my husband. He works at the kind of place where people would think it’s cool, too.

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      • Postmenopaws ™
        February 21, 2012 at 3:22 am

        Oh man. I wish I had money. My husband’s birthday is coming up and his favorite historical figure is John Paul Jones. I can only imagine the epicity that could be his…with an OCTOPUS! {passes out}

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      • TheEdwardianGirl
        February 21, 2012 at 6:22 am

        The artwork is so awesome it’s making me squee.

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  4. jaiejohnson
    February 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    And with those spandex shorts you can indeed tell who carries the bigger stick.

    I am disappointed with the lack of lucha libre masks.

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  5. nummymuffincocobutter
    February 20, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    God, I miss Alchemy…

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  6. Mina
    February 20, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    I see a sequel to Over The Top in the making here.

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  7. Arduinna
    February 20, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    That would be one of those things that years from now their children will put on Etsy- for lack of knowledge of how else to be rid of it >.>

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  8. charlotte001
    February 20, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    I pity the fool who doesn’t speak softly and carry a big stick.

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  9. oh, for f_cks sake
    February 20, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    I first read that as Mr. Teeny and began to wonder what there was to idolize about a smoking cartoon monkey…

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  10. stealth_homesteader
    February 20, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    This really needs to be either on black velvet, or on denim with little rhinestone blingettes.

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    • Gwill
      February 21, 2012 at 2:00 am

      I was thinking the side of a van.

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  11. Natkat
    February 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    Please can we have a Regretsy contest for this? Pretty please? Not interesting enough? Okay. Let’s put them in a threesome with Nick Nolte, or Burt Reynolds. Oh I know, Ernest Hemingway.

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  12. Zippy
    February 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    I’d like to see Mark Twain horsewhipping Glen Beck. Is that too goddamn much to ask?

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    • catherder
      February 20, 2012 at 11:10 pm

      If one of us gets a horsewhip, and another dresses up as Mark Twain, and we kidnap Glenn Beck–wait,can we all take turns as Mark Twain? Because somebody has to model it for the artist, right? And why dream it when you can be it?

      I am liking this idea way too much.

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  13. ellalynn
    February 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Teddy’s back freckles are a nice touch.

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  14. ahhhneedaname
    February 20, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Per the Mr. T prayer rug/wall hanging post I THOUGHT he was supposed to have large, pendulous breasts, can I get an amen up in here?

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    • Aina Tuhnunhaisu
      February 21, 2012 at 12:14 am

      AMEN.

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  15. VerticalGrimace
    February 20, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    This reminds me of Epic Rap Battles of History. I wonder if the YouTube vids got some Alchemy inspiration?

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  16. Ejia
    February 21, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Teddy Roosevelt was so dreamy.

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  17. Irishyankee
    February 21, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Needs Tube Socks!

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  18. whimsiclefucker
    February 21, 2012 at 3:22 am

    I know where I saw Mr T’s expression last. On prince Will’s face on the wedding plate post.

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  19. Beeby
    February 21, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    ….PETJA?

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  20. reneenee2783
    February 24, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    We need a Regretsy Alchemy section. Seriously.

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