Sir, I OWNED a ’79 Cutlass, and that IS NOT the back seat of a ’79 Cutlass. But in all fairness my car had fabric seats, and it was tri-colored; maroon, silver and rust.
I miss metal cars too. I don’t know what car I miss most, the Cutlass or my ’75 Nova. now-a-days I drive a Lumina mini-van, the only thing that makes it cool is the CF4L sticker on the back. On the up side, cops ignore mini-vans so now I don’t have stress out on weed runs.
+20
Mugsy Doodle
February 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm
My dad has a Plymouth Fury III when I was a kid. Awesome. We once fit 9 family members in there on a drive and my mom was the only thin person in the group (Dad’s side of the family was big).
I also miss bench seats in the front.
+12
bethnca
February 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Would not think adding jewelry to call attention to those feet would be good!
Honestly though, feet in general are weird body parts and I don’t understand why somebody would wear a ring on something that generally looks like a midget alien on a good day.
I saw the thumbs coming down and figured I’d achieved humor fail, and didn’t want to provoke wank. Glad to know it wasn’t as flat as my archless soles.
+8
T-Bone
February 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm
The sad part is the model washed her feet before the shoot.
Last time I posted a comment on this picture saying “Holy COW! Go back and wash that nasty foot in the Ganges” I received something like 400 dislikes….that foot still needs washing…just sayin’..
I had an epic klutz moment back in early November and the nail on my small toe is, much like the one shown, also still black from the under-skin bleeding. However, I’m not even wearing open-toed shoes until I’m completely sure that nail won’t fall off. I certainly wouldn’t keep making myself notice it by putting jewelry on that foot.
As a soon to be pedicurist, I have to say these feet are not that bad… they’ve just seen a lot of sandal/flip flop time. You’re definitely not cramming that ring into a shoe.
I wear flip-flops every single day (Hell, it’s the official shoe of Hawaii, AKA a “slippah”) and my feet are impeccable. Then again, I get pedicures at least monthly to save people from seeing my mangled feet in their natural state.
I’ve lived near the beach, and I practice Tae Kwon Do. Anyone who spends a lot of barefoot time has feet like this. Usually much worse.
I’ve had some NASTY feet upside my head at tournaments, and these don’t come CLOSE. Still, I’d've maybe picked, polished, painted, scrubbed or lacquered a bit prior to taking the pic.
How could anyone honestly think this would be a good idea? I just really want to know the thought process behind setting up this photo, taking it, and then putting on the internet.
A ting is a ting and some tings are prettier than other tings. Not all the tings are the same, and once in a while you get a ting that’s really different, so that ting is someting else.
Oh god…I think foot models probably don’t get paid enough.
I don’t give a fuck what people think of my feet, because admittedly, they look pretty funky, but you need something much better than that to sell the jewelry!
Okay, I might be able to shed some light on the “little toe thingy”. All of the females in my family have a little toe deformity. Our little toe nails only grown vertically, not the regular horizontal. So, instead of a nail over the skin we have a slit with just the edge of the nail. Looks like this (
It grosses some out & we keep them trimmed to skin level & doesn’t look like she does.. I know, TMI…but, MY nails & feet are not dirty & unkempt!
February 18, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I didn’t know feet came in that “leather bag” coating.
February 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm
That’s a foot?! I thought they just sat the ring on the backseat of a 1979 Oldsmobile Cutlass!
February 18, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Sir, I OWNED a ’79 Cutlass, and that IS NOT the back seat of a ’79 Cutlass. But in all fairness my car had fabric seats, and it was tri-colored; maroon, silver and rust.
February 18, 2012 at 2:47 pm
A ’79 Cutlass…what a lovely boat that was.
I really miss those wouldn’t-fold-in-a-strong-wind cars.
Sigh.
February 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm
I miss metal cars too. I don’t know what car I miss most, the Cutlass or my ’75 Nova. now-a-days I drive a Lumina mini-van, the only thing that makes it cool is the CF4L sticker on the back. On the up side, cops ignore mini-vans so now I don’t have stress out on weed runs.
February 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm
My dad has a Plymouth Fury III when I was a kid. Awesome. We once fit 9 family members in there on a drive and my mom was the only thin person in the group (Dad’s side of the family was big).
I also miss bench seats in the front.
February 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Would not think adding jewelry to call attention to those feet would be good!
February 18, 2012 at 4:32 pm
But perhaps adding socks would be an improvement? Fucking hell, where is my wine?
February 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm
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February 18, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Mutton trying to dress as lamb.
February 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
That’s my new favorite saying!
February 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Haha, it’s great huh? When I lived in Australia I (unfortunately) heard it fairly often.
For giggles, do an image search on “mutton dressed as lamb”.
February 18, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Apparently, the newest version of that is “Too much Whitney dressed as Britney.”
Oh wait, too soon?
February 18, 2012 at 1:37 pm
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February 18, 2012 at 1:38 pm
There’s a fetish for this somewhere on the internet.
February 18, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Perhaps they should sell prints, not rings.
February 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Comes with free exotic strain of foot fungus!
Honestly though, feet in general are weird body parts and I don’t understand why somebody would wear a ring on something that generally looks like a midget alien on a good day.
February 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Ad slogan: We put the “fun” in fungus!
February 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Pedicure could’ve helped this…some exfollient…a little photoshop…until that pinkie toe nail falls off…
February 18, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Hell,a bath would have been an improvement. Sometime this month, even.
February 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Ick. I didn’t notice the pinkie until you mentioned it. Ewww. ewww… *off to go exfoliate MY feet!*
February 19, 2012 at 1:36 am
I’d like to thank this person for making me feel so much better about the state of my own feet.
February 18, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Now that’s putting Lipstick on the Pig.
February 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm
If only someone had told that Pig the Market it was going to was Etsy.
February 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm
(I wasn’t referring the model as a pig, I was making a play on the ‘This Little Piggy’ nursery rhyme.)
February 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I understood you 100% without your explanation. I thought it was clever and I gave you a thumbs up.
February 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm
I saw the thumbs coming down and figured I’d achieved humor fail, and didn’t want to provoke wank. Glad to know it wasn’t as flat as my archless soles.
February 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm
The sad part is the model washed her feet before the shoot.
February 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Take out the word “silver” and it’s a perfect description of the foot itself.
February 18, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Last time I posted a comment on this picture saying “Holy COW! Go back and wash that nasty foot in the Ganges” I received something like 400 dislikes….that foot still needs washing…just sayin’..
February 18, 2012 at 2:21 pm
I had an epic klutz moment back in early November and the nail on my small toe is, much like the one shown, also still black from the under-skin bleeding. However, I’m not even wearing open-toed shoes until I’m completely sure that nail won’t fall off. I certainly wouldn’t keep making myself notice it by putting jewelry on that foot.
February 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm
As a soon to be pedicurist, I have to say these feet are not that bad… they’ve just seen a lot of sandal/flip flop time. You’re definitely not cramming that ring into a shoe.
February 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I wear flip-flops every single day (Hell, it’s the official shoe of Hawaii, AKA a “slippah”) and my feet are impeccable. Then again, I get pedicures at least monthly to save people from seeing my mangled feet in their natural state.
February 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm
#firstworldproblems
February 18, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I’ve lived near the beach, and I practice Tae Kwon Do. Anyone who spends a lot of barefoot time has feet like this. Usually much worse.
I’ve had some NASTY feet upside my head at tournaments, and these don’t come CLOSE. Still, I’d've maybe picked, polished, painted, scrubbed or lacquered a bit prior to taking the pic.
February 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm
I’m familiar with this seller and they are in India (in Rajasthan)…really not that bad considering…
February 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Ask not for whom the toe bells…
February 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Bells
and whistles.February 18, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Listen people, when you’re grave robbing for vintage jewelry, please remove the jewelry from the corpse before posting pictures of it.
February 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm
To me the worst part isn’t even the foot. Those rings aren’t that hard to find, and they certainly aren’t worth $90! Even $20 is pushing it.
February 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm
How could anyone honestly think this would be a good idea? I just really want to know the thought process behind setting up this photo, taking it, and then putting on the internet.
February 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Is that “vintage” Rajisthan dirt embedded in and under the toes?
February 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm
My feet see flip flop time until december (and I live in Alberta!) and they never looked that scary…
February 18, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Hope that ring is coated in Tinactin.
February 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm
What the hell is a ting?
February 18, 2012 at 4:12 pm
A ting is a ting and some tings are prettier than other tings. Not all the tings are the same, and once in a while you get a ting that’s really different, so that ting is someting else.
February 18, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Half of this.
February 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm
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February 18, 2012 at 4:22 pm
I have never used Photoshop to airbrush anything before but this somewhat inspired me:
The little toe’s nail is still the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
February 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm
This is what Photoshop is for. Bravo!
February 18, 2012 at 6:17 pm
How did you photoshop that without vomiting?
February 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm
King Kong’s big toe was quite this wide. Kudos to Zithreal for helping me vomit less.
February 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Has she been working on a car engine using her feet?????
February 18, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Oh god…I think foot models probably don’t get paid enough.
I don’t give a fuck what people think of my feet, because admittedly, they look pretty funky, but you need something much better than that to sell the jewelry!
February 18, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Okay, I might be able to shed some light on the “little toe thingy”. All of the females in my family have a little toe deformity. Our little toe nails only grown vertically, not the regular horizontal. So, instead of a nail over the skin we have a slit with just the edge of the nail. Looks like this (
It grosses some out & we keep them trimmed to skin level & doesn’t look like she does.. I know, TMI…but, MY nails & feet are not dirty & unkempt!
February 18, 2012 at 10:50 pm
My little toe nails are EXACTLY like that, too! Got ‘em from Mom, who got ‘em from Grandma. The pedicure ladies always comment on them. :-/
Hey, maybe we’re related! Any of your family come from Minnesota?
February 18, 2012 at 11:28 pm
Mine grows like that too, but not as extreme. No one notices because they are busy looking at my webbed second and third toes.
February 19, 2012 at 9:58 am
my baby toes are exactly like that too. It’s a family trait.
February 21, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Same deal with my family. I never thought it was any big deal. It’s not like I’m showing them off to the world.
February 18, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Ick! Ugh! I have a thing about toenails and fingernails and I, uh…I can’t look at this photo or discuss this anymore. Ick ick ick!!!