I confess… If I had seen this post when the item was available and if the pants are in a size I can wear, I would have seriously considered it. I know it’s gross and all, but these go with my silver spermatozoa earrings,
Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.
What? I’d wear them to church. They’d be the finest garment I own if I had them so of course when I go before God in his house I would want to be dressed in my bestest.
The Gentleman Adventurer notes that openly displaying semen on one’s clothing is ill-bred. If one has just rolled out of bed after coitus, it’s permissible to have rumpled hair, slightly disordered clothes, and someone else’ underwear wrapped around your ankle. But no semen.
February 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Someone’s going to give Monica Lewinsky a run for her money.
February 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Gross D:
February 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Your attitude is gross! This is a work of ART! If I had more money and less common sense I’d have already purchased it for myself!
February 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm
I have a gross of attitude. I hope that’s enough.
February 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm
February 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Didn’t mean to post this here. If he drips on you all down below, well, sorry.
June 28, 2012 at 3:58 am
I confess… If I had seen this post when the item was available and if the pants are in a size I can wear, I would have seriously considered it. I know it’s gross and all, but these go with my silver spermatozoa earrings,
February 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm
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February 4, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I expected to see a Kardashian.
February 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I expected to see Justin Bieber!
February 4, 2012 at 5:14 pm
I expected to see a skank modeling them.
February 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm
…what? I’m as surprised as you are.
February 4, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I’d like to see the man that produced jizz that size lol. Then again, maybe not.
February 4, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Willie the Whale. After all, they cum in quarts.
February 4, 2012 at 6:21 pm
http://youtu.be/AC14g4LJZbk
February 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.
February 4, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Good advice.
February 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Bad enough walking around with spooge running down your leg, you have to advertise it to the world?
Problem is, I can imagine someone in my rural hometown wearing these to church.
February 4, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Jim across the street? Is that YOU?!
February 4, 2012 at 11:04 pm
What? I’d wear them to church. They’d be the finest garment I own if I had them so of course when I go before God in his house I would want to be dressed in my bestest.
February 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm
SOLD??!!??
February 4, 2012 at 1:43 pm
To Bronc, I bet.
February 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm
For sale now from this seller, a jacket:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/65038676/naked-hairy-homo-slut-jacket
Less than $85, I’ll tell you that.
February 4, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I thought that last bit meant they could be had for free.
Difference between an amateur and a professional?
February 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I wanna wear this with my rainbow vulva ring.
February 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Is the ass stained brown so they depict you coming and going? *rimshot*
February 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm
If not, that would be a pretty simple alteration.
February 4, 2012 at 1:56 pm
i could quadruple my money just by not doing laundry? wow.
February 4, 2012 at 2:06 pm
I actually think they’re kinda cool… I wouldn’t have the balls to wear ‘em, but…
February 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm
You don’t really need them. These are just crying to be stuffed.
February 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm
I agree, but those aren’t tears.
February 4, 2012 at 2:06 pm
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February 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm
A dry cleaner’s wet dream
February 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm
I think Jim Bob Duggar wore it better.
February 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm
The Gentleman Adventurer notes that openly displaying semen on one’s clothing is ill-bred. If one has just rolled out of bed after coitus, it’s permissible to have rumpled hair, slightly disordered clothes, and someone else’ underwear wrapped around your ankle. But no semen.
February 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm
disappointed i can’t photoshop them onto Adam Lambert.
February 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm
February 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Those are totally mine. I have bigger balls than most men I know.
February 4, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Once again, http://youtu.be/AC14g4LJZbk
February 4, 2012 at 4:48 pm
If your a porn star who’s specialty is Bukaki porn then these are the pantaloons for you!
February 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Honestly, I could see Ron Jeremy in these.
Wouldn’t want to see him OUT of them, however.
February 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Next time keep your fly zipped. And wear underpants.
February 4, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Get ready for the H&M art grab!
February 4, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Yes, they could steal this idea and I bet it would be HUGE.
February 4, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Isn’t anyone else curious about who the hell made a sperm t-shirt? O_o
February 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm
My husband looks over at this and says….”100 bucks??? I can cum on my pants for free!”
February 4, 2012 at 11:22 pm
I’d totally wear thes if it weren’t for the overpowering stinch of rotten shrimp.
February 4, 2012 at 11:25 pm
Wild these clash with my new vulva rainbow ring?
February 5, 2012 at 8:38 am
Are those sperm obese?
February 5, 2012 at 10:50 am
i love this seller. seriously do.
and also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqOWi2mo3Jo&feature=related