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Someone’s going to give Monica Lewinsky a run for her money.
Your attitude is gross! This is a work of ART! If I had more money and less common sense I’d have already purchased it for myself!
I have a gross of attitude. I hope that’s enough.
Didn’t mean to post this here. If he drips on you all down below, well, sorry.
I confess… If I had seen this post when the item was available and if the pants are in a size I can wear, I would have seriously considered it. I know it’s gross and all, but these go with my silver spermatozoa earrings,
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Are you sure these aren’t those tingle tangle spoons I see pop up on the FP every so often?
I expected to see a Kardashian.
I expected to see Justin Bieber!
I expected to see a skank modeling them.
…what? I’m as surprised as you are.
I’d like to see the man that produced jizz that size lol. Then again, maybe not.
Willie the Whale. After all, they cum in quarts.
Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.
Bad enough walking around with spooge running down your leg, you have to advertise it to the world?
Problem is, I can imagine someone in my rural hometown wearing these to church.
Jim across the street? Is that YOU?!
What? I’d wear them to church. They’d be the finest garment I own if I had them so of course when I go before God in his house I would want to be dressed in my bestest.
To Bronc, I bet.
For sale now from this seller, a jacket:
Less than $85, I’ll tell you that.
I thought that last bit meant they could be had for free.
Difference between an amateur and a professional?
I wanna wear this with my rainbow vulva ring.
Is the ass stained brown so they depict you coming and going? *rimshot*
If not, that would be a pretty simple alteration.
i could quadruple my money just by not doing laundry? wow.
I actually think they’re kinda cool… I wouldn’t have the balls to wear ‘em, but…
You don’t really need them. These are just crying to be stuffed.
I agree, but those aren’t tears.
A dry cleaner’s wet dream
I think Jim Bob Duggar wore it better.
The Gentleman Adventurer notes that openly displaying semen on one’s clothing is ill-bred. If one has just rolled out of bed after coitus, it’s permissible to have rumpled hair, slightly disordered clothes, and someone else’ underwear wrapped around your ankle. But no semen.
disappointed i can’t photoshop them onto Adam Lambert.
Those are totally mine. I have bigger balls than most men I know.
Once again, http://youtu.be/AC14g4LJZbk
If your a porn star who’s specialty is Bukaki porn then these are the pantaloons for you!
Honestly, I could see Ron Jeremy in these.
Wouldn’t want to see him OUT of them, however.
Next time keep your fly zipped. And wear underpants.
Get ready for the H&M art grab!
Yes, they could steal this idea and I bet it would be HUGE.
Isn’t anyone else curious about who the hell made a sperm t-shirt? O_o
My husband looks over at this and says….”100 bucks??? I can cum on my pants for free!”
I’d totally wear thes if it weren’t for the overpowering stinch of rotten shrimp.
Wild these clash with my new vulva rainbow ring?
Are those sperm obese?
i love this seller. seriously do.
and also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqOWi2mo3Jo&feature=related
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