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February 3, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I see Satan “forgot” his pants again.
February 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm
But he remembered his posh shoulder pads. Got a great deal on them on etsy too.
February 3, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Billy Mays approves of that table setting. Not sure what I’d use a table runner for in the bedroom, but that’s why I have Satan.
February 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm
obviously for kinky, satanic table runner fetishes…
February 3, 2012 at 5:10 pm
I’m kinda sad the picture didn’t feature Billy Mays snorting coke off Nancy Grace’s boobs.
February 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Tyler Perry, sure. But Liz? Not LIZ!!!
February 6, 2012 at 6:34 pm
She was big on charity for AIDS research. Trying to save teh gayz (regardless of the straight people and children also afflicted) is just as bad as being one, according to the people most likely to threaten other people with Hell.
February 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
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February 3, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Bwahahaha
February 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Enjoy hell, devils.
February 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm
I dunno; I could ‘sin all over’ a runner like that.
February 3, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Would you be taping it down first? ‘Cause otherwise I see you flying rapidly off one side or the other of the table.
I mean, unless that’s what you were going for. I don’t judge.
February 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Definitely just made this my wallpaper.
February 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Nancy Grace is one of the few people who would make Hell absolutly hellish to be in at the same time she is. They’d all want to escape. Nothing would be as bad.
Even Satan would go nuts. “Why the fuck didn’t I build a subbasement? ‘Only an extra million souls and I’ll build you a nice sturdy subbasement’ the contractor said, but did I listen? Nooooooo!”
February 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Two best laughs I’ve had all day:
1) Your comment, Mugsy
2) The Tim Curry/Lord Darkness image in the “view”
February 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Poetic justice him getting screwed by his own invention, a market based solution, that is, hiring a contractor as opposed to bothering to use of the dark side of the force directly.
February 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm
I actually googled to see if Nancy Grace is dead…
I mean, I knew she was soul-less and all, but I needed to clarify whether that walking corpse was still walkin…
February 3, 2012 at 8:07 pm
We couldn’t be that lucky.
February 4, 2012 at 12:15 am
I was so ready to pop in here and say that Hell is far too good for a raging cunt like Nancy Grace, but then I saw that other people with souls had kinda done it for me already.
Nice job.
February 3, 2012 at 1:36 pm
With a table runner like that, who needs to sin?
February 3, 2012 at 1:36 pm
I wonder who inspired you to make that. Hmmms. I wonder. Could it be….SATAN?
February 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Ah the elegance of Satan!
February 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Nancy Grace died?? How did I miss that?
February 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
She didn’t! Believe me, we’d all know if she did.
February 3, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Dammit. There went hope and happiness right out the window. Guess I’ll be sticking to rum.
February 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
The Nancy Grace Drinking Game.
-Every time she mentions her law experience and conviction rate, take a drink.
-Every time she mentions her kids, take two drinks (one for each kid).
-Every time she mentions loving being a mother, take a drink.
-Every time she mentions Casey Anthony, fuck it and drink the entire bottle.
February 3, 2012 at 1:59 pm
What do we do every time she gnaws off the testicles of George Stephanopolus and that lawyer on GMA despite the fact they actually agree with her?
February 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Does this involve alcohol poisoning?
February 3, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Yes, absolutely!
February 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Take a drink every time she says Jean Casarez’s name so it sounds like a new species of dinosaur (the ever elusive Jinkasaurus Rex!)
February 3, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Everytime she mentions her dead first love, stab someone
Everytime she says “Tot Mom” gouge out a nearby person’s eye
Everytime she tells some idiot who just complimented her hell spawn children their question is a good one, open a vein in your arm with a broken vodka bottle.
February 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I know! Those few moments when I thought, “Wait, Nancy Grace died?!?!?!” were some of the sweetest I’ve known in a long while.
*opens a new bottle of rum and passes it to Steampunk Octopus*
February 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Woo Hoo! I’m not even going to wait for Nancy Grace to talk! *pours glass for Mugsy then takes huge swig from bottle*
February 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm
This might help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4
Elizabeth FTW!
February 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Ah, that made me happy. *hic*
Someone pass the rum, please?
February 3, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Like the traitors of Ptolomea in Inferno, she’s so rotten her soul fell before she died.
February 3, 2012 at 1:44 pm
No – she was just born dead inside.
February 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I figure she’s just visiting daddy:-p
February 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm
The funny thing is the first thing I did was go to wikipedia, and figured that if wikipedia hasn’t added a death date, she must be alive.
February 3, 2012 at 2:38 pm
I tried http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/search.asp They don’t even list her as being alive. That would explain a lot.
February 3, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Guess who just found his newest desktop picture?! Buh-bye, Tosh and John Cena doin’ it drawing!
February 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm
In all fairness, that does look beautiful on the Satan’s dinner table.
February 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
The Satan, haha. Woops.
February 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Well, he is the one and only.
February 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Great, now I’ve got that stupid Chesney Hawkes song stuck in my head. Thank you.
February 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Shit! Another one I don’t recognize! I am so out of touch!
(I’ll look it up. No worries.) *hic*
February 3, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Steampunk, don’t let it get to you! Think of all the old-timey references we can throw out that the young ‘uns don’t get!
Now, please pass the rum *hic* ’cause my speech is starting to clear up.
February 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm
‘Cept this is early 90′s.
He might be from the UK now that I think about it. Maybe you never got that particular horror in the US?
February 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm
To many people I work with, anything before 1990 is old-timey. I don’t remember what I was listening to in the early ’90s. I might have gone “back” to the oldies from the 1950s & ’60s.
Apropos of nothing, do you realize that there are cast members of Saturday Night Live who weren’t even born when the show started? Or worse, their parents were teenagers when it started.
/meaningless rant
February 3, 2012 at 5:21 pm
It’s strangely appropriate, don’t you think?
February 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm
It’s even elegant enough for Elizabeth Taylor? Boy howdy consider me sold.
February 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
If I had only one word to describe Satan it would certainly be “elegant”. He holds the most fabulous dinner parties.
February 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm
They are to die for!
February 3, 2012 at 2:24 pm
The salted pork is particularly good.
February 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Is Nancy Grace dead? Or is she just hosting the party?
February 3, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Or maybe the devil is interviewing her?
February 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Guess she’s just visiting home.
February 3, 2012 at 2:27 pm
She drops by every now and then to visit dear old dad and stock up on plenty of shameless pandering and scorn.
February 3, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Where is Osama Bin Laden?
February 3, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Watching TV in the other room.
February 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
With Steve Irwin.
February 3, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Even Satan has standards.
February 3, 2012 at 2:47 pm
This should explain it:
translation:
Somewhere in Middle-East | They got me … | 72 virgins await you in Heaven
February 3, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Awesomedorks!
February 4, 2012 at 2:49 am
*warm and fuzzy*, re awesomeness: right back at you
In fervor to share I omitted the credit though: this is Pertti Jarla’s “Fingerpori” comic strip published in Helsingin Sanomat 09SEP2010.
(I seem to have been on mission to pimp Finnish artists lately
(re mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKZSqd5Y8nA))
February 3, 2012 at 3:28 pm
There was only enough room for one Muslin at the table.
February 3, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Tim Curry from Legend + Tyler Perry as Medea = Funny as Hell
February 3, 2012 at 1:44 pm
After visiting Tony Jung’s original, I must add: Someone needs to make that jacket/shrug/cape he has on! That thing is totes worth going to hell for!
February 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm
i think an inner tube, an iron, a glue gun and some shit to glue on the shoulders …i could do it in my artistic ability
February 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I bet they don’t even leave a decent tip.
February 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm
If there is a Hell, I like to think it’s very tailored, so for a waiter’s personal hell, they’d not only get stiffed for a tip every single time, but every receipt would have the phone number of a cheapskate who fully expects that the waiter[ess] would still want to have sex with a rude, no-tip-leaving asshole.
February 3, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Way Back When, some kids painted what they clearly thought were all sorts of demonic symbols on the high school I attended, as well as the phrase ‘SATIN RULES’.
I beg to differ: do you know how easily that shit wrinkles if you even think about sitting while wearing a godawful bridesmaid dress made out of it? Also, man, does that ever tell you everything you need to know about that high school.
February 3, 2012 at 7:36 pm
I remember when one of the pot heads in our class room started drawing on the board in English class. He drew a pentacle instead of a pentagram and wrote “SATIN RULES” above it. Everyone, including the teacher, made fun of him until he turned bright red and sat down in shame. Even his fellow pot heads made fun of him.
February 4, 2012 at 11:50 am
If I ever find the picture I took of the Satinic graffiti before it was scrubbed, I plan to scan that bad boy and make a Demotivational-style macro with ‘SATIN RULES’ as the first line and ‘but lace suggests’ as the second. That’s getting pride of place in my office.
Speaking of: I think the world could only be a better place if Tim Gunn had a sampler with SATIN RULES combined with a pentacle that looks like a super!star hanging in his office.
February 3, 2012 at 1:58 pm
I always picture Satan as the one from South Park. This lovely runner totally fits with that fabulous man! And his boyfriend Chris.
February 3, 2012 at 2:44 pm
When Sadam isn’t making Satan into his bitch taking him back again.
February 3, 2012 at 10:34 pm
I imagine Satan as an incredibly handsome man. So sexy he could make Fred Phelps lust after him. And a sharp dresser, like Cat from Red Dwarf. No horns or red skin or tail. Just someone who blinds you with his perfect physical beauty, sharp dressing skills, and undeniable charm. After all, he’s suppose to be all about temptation.
February 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm
So, Tim Curry then.
February 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Or Alan Rickman. MMmm – He is a handsome devil.
February 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Billy Mays is not in Hell; you take it back! All he ever wanted was for your life to be more convenient! (And a little cocaine, but mostly convenience.)
February 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm
BILLY MAYS HERE . . . IN HELL!!
February 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE GETTING OUT THOSE BRIMSTONE STAINS? SO DID I, UNTIL I FOUND BRIMSTONE BE GONE! IT’S THE BEST I’VE EVER FOUND. SWEAR TO G—
February 3, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Testimonial: BSBG is so fast and convenient, soaking in holy water took ages and stealing enough of it from the church for anything more substantial than a hankie was such a pain.
February 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm
BSBG also cleaned the stains off of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress!
February 3, 2012 at 2:06 pm
My first year in college, a friend of mine had a big roll of stickers that said “satin”– presumably meant to go on packages of tacky-ass bedsheets or something. He put them all over the dorms, leading to lots of hushed speculation by quasi-literates about “satanism” on campus, just as he predicted and intended.
I was young and naive at the time and was honestly surprised that people could be that stupid…
February 3, 2012 at 10:02 pm
You wouldn’t happen to know where this marvelous gentleman found these stickers would you? There are uni dorms yet left un-sticker’d. *insert wicked grin*
February 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Pfft. I’m holding out for satan sheets and satan underwear.
February 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Satan Underwear??
Hell’s Balls!
February 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Satan underwear?.. Ah, the new line of Underoos for the budding series mass killer.
February 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Satan don’t wear boxers.
February 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Satan wears Y-fronts. I always suspected….
February 3, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Who is the guy to Nancy’s right?
February 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Christopher Hitchens.
February 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm
I think it’s Christopher Hitchens.
February 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Derp, posted too late.
February 3, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Even if it isn’t Christopher Hitchens, we can say that he’s screwed for eternity.
February 4, 2012 at 2:03 am
Oh, that’s Hitchens: he ain’t.
February 3, 2012 at 2:08 pm
A testimonial:
“I purchased this for my Thanksgiving dinner. It went over so well! Everyone loved it! Grandpa started saying grace and began swearing in Latin and the turkey got up and did the lambada. Now my daughter calls herself Satanico Pandemonium and devotes her time to making sausages out of the neighbors. The only problem I have is tentacles reaching out of the washer every so often, but it’s all worth it. Now I have to run because little Bobby is drawing pentacles on the front fence again…”
February 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm
It all ends well. The football team come back as ghosts to join your daughter in a mid-air rendition of Harry Belafonte’s “Jump in the Line (Shake, Senora).”
February 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I clicked on her shop and and found Satan’s dog peering out the window to the left of the door!
These are in the blouse pics. She sure has found a niche using doors as background. Front stoops are the new barn wood.
Poor puppy, I will call him Max
February 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Left looking out anyway!
February 3, 2012 at 2:33 pm
Goddamnit! I saw that as “peeing”.
February 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Hitchens is there? Oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to mind. I wonder if Satan uses a seating chart.
What do you think they’ll do for fun after the meal? I’m thinking . . .charades. Or karaoke.
February 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm
YouTube party.
February 3, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Nancy Grace drinking game?
February 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Oh Satan has lots of fun party games.
Pin the giant buttplug in the Hitler.
Play Rebecca Black’s Friday for Ted Bundy on a constant loop and wait for him to crack. (They watch with the sound off until the right moment.)
And they end the night by throwing lawn darts at John Wayne Gacy.
February 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
It’s sheer chifon!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/87672391/new-years-eve-ladies-tunicblouse-black?ref=correlated_featured
February 3, 2012 at 2:22 pm
I really hope Leona Helmsley has to bus the table.
February 3, 2012 at 2:23 pm
I was looking at this thing, wondering what was so Satanic about it??? I even enlarged the pic to see if there were tiny embroidered devils on it or some shit.
February 3, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Chardonnay and ceaser salad huh? Well I’m not going to argue with the fellow with the giant horns.
I still love the crap out of it.
February 3, 2012 at 2:45 pm
well, he is The Elegant Satan. I’m sure that’s just a first course.
February 3, 2012 at 3:39 pm
As opposed to the Casual Weekend Satan, that only comes out on Saturday nights:
February 3, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Elegant and Sexy Satan, with Tim Curry’s voice he could make nun’s cum.
February 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm
On the TV someone just said “There’s a toast goin’ on at Satan’s house.” That guy and table runner sure do get around….
February 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Clearly, Nancy Grace is there for a “Where are they now?” special. Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy…
February 3, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Ah, Satan. The fabric of choice for fallen angles everywhere.
February 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm
kind of off topic but still worth a giggle.
February 3, 2012 at 9:33 pm
Tim Curry is like, my fantasy boyfriend. Or I wish he was. All I can afford to fantasize about right now is Cheech Marin. =p
February 3, 2012 at 10:02 pm
God dammit, I had to Google Nancy Grace too. I feel expertly trolled and dirty inside knowing that shrill egomaniacal biddy is still alive after getting my hopes up.
Alright, I don’t really want her to die or anything, just…like… can’t she take it down a notch or twenty? She’s like the female equivalent of The Phantom Toolbooth’s “Officer Short Shrift”. D:
February 4, 2012 at 6:12 am
True story – I just visited her etsy shop and was the 666th viewer.
February 4, 2012 at 7:39 am
Who is in the mugshot?
Poor Hitchens- guess he was wrong all these years- must have been a shock!!
February 20, 2012 at 10:18 pm
I miss Hitch SO MUCH.
I know it would piss him off, but I really hope he’s in heaven….
June 25, 2012 at 11:01 am
He would qualify to be in the outer circle of Mormon heaven. They let almost everyone in, but there are different levels – kind of like going to an NFL game. Are you worthy of tailgating in the parking lot, inside but standing room only, cheap seats, good seats, skyboxes, or clubhouse meet-the-QB passes?
I took a comparative religion class in college, taught by a self-described fallen Mormon. It was very interesting. Watching the reactions of super-religious students being exposed to different belief systems was also interesting and made me wonder why they signed up for the class.