BONUS: One of Courtney Love’s Alchemy Requests on Etsy
MAYBE IT WAS THE LAACE STRETC BODYSUIT TAHT KILLEFD TEH CAT
Are there any other D-list celebs on Etsy?
Probably masquerading as Chinese resellers.
Rosie, but is she still counted as a celebrity? I kinda want there to be politicians on etsy they’d fit in nicely between the shit stained art and the penises.
Pssh, no way. Politicians are neither as scary nor as entertaining as the best of Etsy. They try with the sex scandals and so on, but it’s just not the same.
I read “they try sex sandals”…those have to be somewhere on etsy…
One of the Project Runway winners, Leanne Marshall, sells clothes on Etsy. But I’m guessing that doesn’t really count, since she’s actually known for creating things rather than for being semi-famous.
I had no idea my ex was actually Courtney Love.
I can relate to the feeling of being buried under Etsy fabric…
I heard Kurt Cobain was killed when he fell into a giant handcrafted papier mache vagina.
(Mimosa Pale “Mobile Female Monument ” 2007)
I don’t even know why I’m surprised to see this exists.
“R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
If it smells like fish, eat as much as you wish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone
If it’s seven feet tall, try not to fall”
I didn’t know I was still capable of shock… Wait, is that on a bicycle? Does she climb inside the vag to ride the “monument” to it’s next location? I would travel to see that happen.
I’d imagine it’s “accessible mobile performance art” designed to “engage the community” in discussions about “rebirth, both physical and spiritual”, perhaps even with an element of fluxus (cool stuff!), whereby any person on the street can participate and then share their own stories about re-experiencing their own origins. And from our origins we can view our own contributions to society. An accessible demonstration, at once both personal and public, erotic and mundane (we were all born), permanent and transient.
Or it’s something for the local production of the Vagina Monologues.
I read “at once personal and pubic” which is actually rather appropriate.
I thought nothing could stun Helsinki.
Cool. That link has an abridged translation from the link in Finnish below.
“An interactive performance sculpture on wheels. Was on show, may 2007, in Tennispalatsi Art Museum Helsinki, and was taken for a walk from there every second day. Passers by could enter the sculpture, there was enough space for an adult to lie down.” (http://www.mimosapale.com)
She got a prize for the piece from the Finnish Society for Aesthetics. (http://www.estetiikka.fi/toiminta/vuoden-esteettinen-teko-2007, in Finnish alas)
I first read that as “Finnish Society for Anesthetics.”
But then, I’m so tired right now (insomnia) I actually understood Courtney Love’s Alchemy Request.
Her vagina was taken for a walk? Did it need a leash?
Seems that way:
“Enough space for an adult to lie down” Or probably two adults to get in, get it on, and experience “re-birth” all in a very public place. I’m booking tickets.
Well that is certainly more than a mouthful
Don’t get all lippy!
Illustrating that old axiom that woman needs a laace stretc bodysuit like a vag needs a bicycle.
Giving new meaning to the phrase “Town bycycle”…
You know, even this big, I still have no idea where the clitoris is.
It’s the hair around the edges that really makes it.
I think he would have loved to go out that way had it been an option: “Throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back” He did like the vag, ol’ Kurt.
At first I thought you had photoshopped a fake profile for her, but alas, it is not fake. Wow.
It’s the greatest Etsy or Regretsy ever!
I did too. I’m just. Wow.
I had the very same reaction… I was trying to figure out if it was real or not when I thought to click through. Lack of capitalization, poor & incorrect punctuation, barely coherent thoughts…
I don’t understand how individuals like her reach adulthood & manage to procreate. Though presumably much booze & drugs were/are involved? For all we know, she may think the computer is marshmallow monster & that typing tickles the monster’s toes.
She named the cat Kurt.
Perhaps its death was a suicide as well?
Good god, what a mess! Etsy kills!
I’m more disturbed that she is smoking in the car with that poor dog (
ugh stupid emoticons! i meant to do a sad face with a nose
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Meh – the window’s open and dogs don’t live long enough for lung cancer from second hand to be likely. Still though – can’t be fun for their super sensitive noses.
Really? You’re arguing that dogs don’t like things that stink?
I mean, I think most tobacco smells gross (a few of the scented ones that hardly anyone uses are ok), but my experience of dogs is that nothing smells “bad” to them.
Citrus. Most dogs hate the smell of citrus.
That’s why aversive sprays are made of citronella. Works a treat…I carry it every time I take my little dogs to the park where we often encounter unleashed big dogs on the walking trails. Much better than pepper sprays which cause pain (and pain increases aggression so that’s a dumb thing to do anyway).
Touche – come to think of it both my cat and my in-laws dogs have a fascination with the inside of my shoes – perhaps this dog follows her around and paws at the cigarette like my cat does when someone brings out the bong?
Whoa now – I’m not saying to hot-box pets. But my cat is a adult and tries to get to pot like it’s tuna. I’ve never personally let him but that doesn’t prevent him from trying.
I had a dog who died from lung cancer. Lived with my mother, who smoked, for 10 years. I don’t have any proof that the smoke caused it but I have read that brachycephalic breeds are more likely to get lung cancer from second-hand smoke and he bordered on brachycephalic (he had a muzzle, but it was pretty short.)
p.s. He loved citrus, especially oranges.
Yeah but its a Beagle. They’re used to smoking…..sadly
Who knew that when she sang “I am, Doll parts” she was getting them from a Chinese reseller on Etsy?
Trying to imagine breakfast for Frances Bean on a typical morning in the Love-Cobain household… a bowl of Cocoa Puffs with cigarette butts and used needles on the counter, pules of vomit-stained lace and brocade lying in piles on the floor.
Oh gawd. G-A-W-D, gawd.
Y’know, part of me is tempted to do a testimonial for Ms. Love, but I can’t imagine it being anywhere as funny or fucked-up as the stuff above. Just sayin’. Even I have my limits.
I had a brief glimmer of hope when I thought maybe, juuusssst maybe, “Etsy” was some exotic brand of imported luxury fabric of which we plebes were unaware… “La Chamois Reine Etsy” or something… but alas.
Courtney Love is a true FJL-for life!
Are you kidding?
Yeah, we have some SJLs, but we only let them in if they’re a. drunk and b. much, much funnier than Courtney.
Sloppy Jealous Loser?
Oh, I thought it was Sleazy Jealous Loser.
Steampunk Jackrabbit Legs?
Skinny Jealous Loser.
Although I’m not denying the validity of those other ones.
How does a human being manage to misspell virtually EVERY SINGLE WORD she types?!
Drunk. She drunk types a lot from what others have said.
She needs to come over here to take lessons on how to do it properly. By their own assertion, over half the commenters here are wasted while online, and still seem to manage reasonably legible, comprehensible type. *sips a Chartreuse*
I do too, but when *I* am drunk I am witty and urbane and delightfully clever. Or so I believe.
When I do, I’m lucky I’m upright and able to see the keyboard.
That’s what lighted keyboards are for. Love my Alienware.
Heard of speaking in tongues? I think she’s typing in tongues.
Or typing with her tongue.
no one ever knew what she was saying on her old forums
Yup. Drunk. I’m sure I’ve typed several similar things to attractive acquaintances on Myspace (this was years ago. I know there are tumbleweeds rolling across that website.)
If she spends any time coherent, she will say the words I have said many, many times. “Oh fucking hell. What have I done?!?!”
Being a sloppy drunk is so much easier in person..and there is the benefit of acting like a whore. Oh, memories.
I think she types with her elbows.
Well, how else can she smoke and drink at the same time? The woman multipurposes!
The woman multitasks
She can use arms multipurpose?
I thought that was multipurposefully done.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a dolphin?
The woman multipurposes!
No, I liked it the first time.
Two possible explanations –
1 – They’re not actually typos of misspellings but a complicated secret code imparting the knowledge of the ancient aliens from the planet Gozatraplon, telling mankind they built the pyramids and that our future can only be saved through cranial breathing, macrame, and devoting our lives to the worship of the one true interstellar deity Finzor the Magnificent.
2 – Xanax + Adderall + Sonata + Abilify + batshit
So you’re not breathing cranially right now?
The planet Gotastrapon?
Oh man. I have not laughed so much in weeks. Thank you Angel Drawers and Monkey33. You rock my world.
I, have issues, with, her comma (mis)use,,
Put that in your new album, Courtney Love.
<– pet peeve
You went wrong when you assumed she’s a human being. Let that misconception go and everything she posted will just start to flow.
Wow – maybe Kurt had the right idea after all..
Until I read the comments I really thought that was a joke Etsy profile. Oh dear god.
Wow, is that for real?
I read the story (with a lovely mom-and-daughter photo, from the good times) in my local paper this morning and almost burst out laughing evilly on the subway. Then I looked at the people near me and bit my tongue.
COMMUNISM KILLS PEOPLE BUT ETSY KILLS CATS!
Then Etsy can come over to my house anytime. Little bastards have completely dug up my flower bed.
(Disclaimer: I own three cats and do not actually advocate harming critters of any species. Please do not stage a commando raid on my house to pour red paint on my faux-fur “cyote” [sic] hat).
Have you tried moth balls around the perimeter? Cats hate that smell and won’t even go near them (so no ingesting). You could try pushing them down a bit into the dirt, or have a festive garden that is outlined in white balls!
If it works, I’m sending you a nice Christmas present.
They also hate spicy stuff. I save the packets of peppers from the pizza place and use them in my garden along with any cheep spices from places like Dollar Tree – cayenne, curry, etc. Plus the added benefit that they’ll help keep bad bugs away from the plants.
Yep, the pepper works. I’ve used it to keep out cats.
I don’t mind the look of white balls (the peppers haven’t worked for me, but a lot of neighbors swear by them. Not using enough, maybe?)
I want to find a way to repel them without harming them. And I refuse to call animal control because I don’t want them put down.
That said, unless I get rid of them, I probably won’t be eating anything that grows in that bed. Guest don’t appreciate tomatoes that reek of cat urine. And I won’t be stopping to smell the roses either… ; )
Spicy works on some cats. One of mine once ate a little piece of onion covered in cayenne pepper that fell on the floor, then just looked at me like “What’s with the stare?”
You can also try orange and other citrus peels. Or orange oil. My cats HATE the smell of orange peel.
Yeah, it might be that you’re not using enough. I use a LOT of peppers and other spices because the neighborhood cats like to use my vegetable garden for a toilet. Plus, like I said, they’re also good for keeping plant eating bugs out of the garden.
There’s also plants that will keep cats and other critters out of your garden.
I have a cat who prefers spicy food. Sits right next to me at dinner and waits for handouts, which I give him because he’s awesome. And a basement cat. You just don’t deny a basement cat his spicy food.
Our elderly kitty, at the end, when she was really finicky, developed a taste for turkey cooked with taco seasoning.
If you guys know of a trick for kittens to stop harassing wonderful, perfect, darling older cats with green eyes, let me know. I’m not sure my darling cat wants a necklace of mothballs.
Distraction. It’s the only way. Shoestrings, lasers, toy mice, a box, anything really. Otherwise, your sweet older kitty will have to learn to stick up for him/herself. My two older cats have had to do that when we adopted our kitten.
One thing we’ve done is put all her little toys in an empty tissue box. She loves attacking it to get the toys out.
KITTEHS ARE DYING OF COURTNEY LOVE!!!!!!
Either years of drug use have limited her ability to communicate through written word…or she’s on the smack again.
You’re assuming that she was ever off of it to begin with.
I … I’ll be under my bunk.
That poor beagle in her lap looks so sad and resigned. He knows that his life won’t be a long one. There was another dog, who became ill after consuming some of CL’s prescription pills. He knows he won’t make that same mistake. When he finds the pills, he’ll overdose and put himself out of the misery.
Sorry. That wasn’t meant as a reply to Aina, but as a separate post. I really should tighten the caps on these bottles of Wite-Out.
@Mugsy: No worries. No wonder my brain was getting sore from trying to uncover the über-subtle snark .
Her dog reminds me of this one:
I always heard that “curiousity” killed the cat. I never knew that was how you pronounced “etsy”. This language we call English sure can surprise you on occasion.
Someone linked me to her Twitter like two years ago. I had delusions of creating a “Courtney Love Translator” account, but when it took me about an hour to make part of her front page sound vaguely human, I gave up on that dream.
Yeah, that’d be like trying to single-handedly run street-cleaning duty behind a parade featuring Barnum and Bailey, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and the Cairo Camel and Llama Enthusiasts Club.
You have to give her some credit though. Despite being wasted and probably high constantly, she sure does type a lot! Er, well… Mash buttons using her forehead, that is.
In other news: You chose the perfect name and picture, as I often think of Derpy while on Regretsy. Marry me?
I’d like to know who bid on this because clearly they should just send me $600 since I know how to spell “years”, “few”, “feathers”…shit, just because I know how to spell, period.
Dang; just about the only thing she can spell is her name!
My brain was hurting from all of the derp– so much that a correctly-spelled word practically leapt off the screen.
But they bid on it so *they* could have the $600… they weren’t sending money to anyone.
She wrote that ‘crease and desist’ letter, didn’t she?
I think that “crease and desist” letter would require a grasp of the written word that Courtney Love obviously does not posess.
I added her to my circle, I just had to.
Really? Cuz I’m thinking I want to keep my Etsy shop as far off her radar as I possibly can!
I think it would be awesome to the max to sell something to Courtney Love. When people ask “How is the Etsy store going CraftyJoani?” I will say “Pretty good, sold some shit to Courtney Love, no biggie”
The best part is she really would ask to buy shit from you, when in reality she was looking for a nice set of sheets. Poor Courtney. Her dream of winning the National Spelling Bee was over before it began.
Is she saying that she will only pay you if she still wants the stuff though? I’m not sure she’d be an awesome customer.
I don’t want her to buy my stuff and just add it to her hoard, never to be seen again. No sir, I don’t like it.
1) I misread your name as CraftyYoni, which made me laugh.
2) And I feel the need for Petja-Herra to chime in on this.
Does she just blindly head desk her number-pad keyboard while attempting to type in her sleep? Her alchemy request (especially the tags section) is almost impossible to read (translation?). This is insane beyond drunk.
I want to see if she makes anything. Presumably, including crystals (and perhaps some sparkly “vintage” Victorian Etsy fabric).
I just love Courtney Love.
She certainly makes me feel like I’ve got my life together.
Courtney Love bought beads from me off of Etsy. True story.
I’m so sorry to hear that. You have my condolences.
Were you supplied with a PO box or a real address? I only ask because I imagine her to be too wasted to realize she shouldn’t put her real street listing out there….
And do you ever wonder where they might have ended up?
Damn. I’m not in her Favorites.
The hell with communism; PEOPLE ARE DYING OF ETSY!
The dog looks like it wants to jump out of the car window to it’s death. Poor little furry air filter.
He definitely looks like he’s ready to make a break for it.
You know you’re old when you read this and think “Holy shit! the Cobain kid is old enough to DRINK now??? Didn’t Kurt die like 5 years ago???”
I was just thinking the same thing. I feel like I’m still 20 years old… well bits of me do anyway.
Right? He died my freshman year of high school and I’m still all “THAT WAS RECENT, DAMN IT!” Then I look at dates and am sad. Of course, I’m also pissed that everything that was awesome in the 90′s is now considered ‘classic’. >.<
Hell, kids who were born the day I graduated college have now (probably) graduated college themselves.
I am now depressed.
I graduated college in 1990, you snotnosed punk. (There isn’t really a tongue-in-cheek emoticon. Alas.)
Hell, I was 11 when he died and I still get pissed that things from the 90s are considered ‘classic.’
If it makes you feel any better, the article was wrong; she’s actually 19 now, not at the time she filed for the restraining order.
That’s probably not much help, though.
Her favorites are a little strange. Lots of feathers… yikes…
To be fair, according to a news article the dog died from eating her pills and cigarette butts which I am reasonably sure she did not buy off Etsy.
It’s amazing that the daughter managed to not only survive to legal adulthood but also seems relatively normal, thank goodness she was able to get away from her. She also has a restraining order against Love for her new dog.
That’s good to hear, because I’ve been worrying about that child since the day she was born!
I seem to recall Frances Bean went to live with her grandparents in her early teens and applied for (and was granted) status as an emancipated minor. So, not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but she’s smart, too.
I wouldn’t be so sure she didn’t buy those from Etsy.
I’ve also been keeping an eye on Frances all these years, I was worried about her before she was even born. I hope her life ends up really wonderful. Can you even imagine what it must have been like to have that slobbering drunken hoarding junkie for a mom? I can, because my mom was like her. It wasn’t easy. She’s just getting her life off the ground now, let’s hope she stays strong and does well.
I like her moxie.
“Celebrity (stretchy) Skin”
Oh, make another
Body suit all lacy
Of stretchy fabric
With ruffles at the feet
Hey, so why don’t you make it
Yeah, now you’ll really make it
Hey, so why don’t you make it now
Oh look at my post
My words are misshapen
Just like the fabric
My cat got tangled in
Hey, so why don’t you make it
Yeah, now you’ll really make it
I had two but none left now
I *was* a huge fan of hers. Drugs do crazy shit to you after long periods of time. Speaking of how “normal” Frances Bean turned out… You simply MUST check out her drawings.
Ahh! Ahh!!! AHHH!!!
What about this title: “Treat Me Like Your Mother Or I’ll Eat the Sun”. Do you think Courtney said that to her, r somehow unfluenced it?
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1294730/Kurt-Cobains-daughter-Frances-Bean-puts-art-creepy.html#ixzz1lM8C0s3G
In addition to the art, read the article! “Last year, she celebrated her Sweet 16 birthday with a suicide-themed party at The House of Blues in Los Angeles.”
That artwork is crap. It’s certainly worthy of appearing on Regretsy.
She does have 100% positive feedback, so at least there’s that.
Etsy = Communism.
Etsy > Communism!
From each according to their artistic ability,
to each according to their need for whimsicle fuckery.
Hell, that would be a great embroidered pillow!
It rather would. Anybody who wants to make one has not only my blessing but my deranged affection.
I really wish Etsy still offered Alchemy. I got many useful items that way, including bits of plain but time-consuming sewing (like when I needed 10 yards of pleated trim for a costume, didn’t have a ruffling foot & didn’t want to learn how). Right now I want someone to replicate a very simple, beloved but tattered old slip I have, but in silk charmeuse instead of polyester. Does anyone know of a place where you can still request custom work, besides trolling through a million Etsy sellers to guess which one might be able to make it?
I think there’s a section on the Regretsy forums for that.
Now the perfect circle-jerk makes sense!
Etsy kills cats.
Paypal can be used to help cats but not kids.
See! All is right with the world.
Cunt, what the shit?
Just when I thought etsy couldn’t be any more of a shit show!!!
As an absolute devotee of Hoarders (the awesome TV show that reminds me there are people more fucked up than I am AND inspires me to clean out my drawers), I would do ANYTHING to see the inside of Courtney’s house.
From the safety of my own home, of course. Because the smell, good lord, the SMELL.
The size of some smells can’t be changed.
Everyone I know (including me) watches Hoarders and then gets busy cleaning. And everyone I know who admits it says, “Wow, other people do that too?”
Ah, thank you! All of my friends think I’m crazy, which is true, but at least I’m not the only one!
No, no. You watch Hoarders to get perspective so you don’t have to clean.
“Dishes in the sink? p-sha! At least there’s none in the bathtub!” Then drink more wine.
Yep, I can’t get through an episode of Hoarders without starting to run around and clean stuff.
However I often watch The Biggest Loser while eating. It doesn’t seem to have a similar effect.
And when the house is clean, I end up cleaning out/reorganizing closets, drawers, etc. I once watched a marathon of Hoarders and then spent the next couple of weeks cleaning out every closet in the house.
Me too! I watched a marathon of Hoarders on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and frankly, I haven’t been the same since. I might have become obsessed with organizing and throwing useless crap out.
At least my useless crap doesn’t have mouse feces and dead cat urine all over it. Go me!
I love the episodes where it’s like an archaeological dog. Removing layers of sediment to find fossilized and mummified remains.
I preferred dog.
In some cases, it dang well IS an archaeological dog. Or cat, as the case may be.
Oh God I couldn’t get through reading that profile. It’s like one big run-on.
Though I love that the article specified that the fabric was from Etsy.
Take a look at her favorites, there’s a lot of fabric in there.
I managed to translate it…I think. I had to get wasted to do so.
“I came on about two years and got two from edera and cream. Both were fabulous and both got stolen. I’d look at Woldrods 6K, 60th anniversary, silly turtleneck with stockings for the pattern, but otherwise it’s free-style baby, footless, armless lovely scooped neck, appliques might be great. Send scans so I can see and how much time you’ll need. There is no such thing as good stretch lace on this planet and that’s a fact we aren’t, also crystals and a few little feathers on here, and maybe ruffles at the feet, small ones, let me know, Courtney”
Oh god, my head hurts!
Cocaine, it’s a hell of a drug.
Let me buy you a beer for that.
And I thought I’d seen it all. Not like I’d wanted to, but still.
I second the Courtney Love on Hoarders idea. The train that is the trainwreck is sooooo loooooong.
Hoarders: Celebrity Rehad Edition.
Did Courtney Love kill alchemy? Because that could possibly make sense.
Makes sense, she killed Kurt too.
Funny how people are thumbing down your post (and other’s) but yet are thumbing up Bronc’s for saying the same thing.
Note to self: hide cats from Etsy purchases.
At first I thought the profile was fake until I clicked on the link.
Courtney Love is a great crafter. Her up-cycled crack pipe brooch was pretty, although it wasn’t bedazzled enough for my taste. But her ooak hipster-steampunk up-cycled used herion needle shrug was to die for. It was as classy as the artist herself. Although the downsize is that I think it gave me hepatitis.
I didn’t even know she was still alive.
I guess I got her mixed up with Anna Nicole Smith.
I was working at an energy company on the trading floor – four ten-foot monitors at each end of the room broadcasting cable news in case something happened that would effect the energy markets.
The only time anything came on those TVs that absolutely brought the room to a standstill was when Anna Nicole Smith died.
I don’t know if you should be allowed to keep your dead husband’s last name if you’re the reason he’s dead.
I call that “Social Necrophilia.”
She didn’t take is name in the first place, she’s always Courtney Love, not Courtney Cobain.
Well shit. I sold her some cards from my etsy store. They had crowns on them, apparently she went through a “crown” phase.
And to think cards from this fat, jealous, loser may have killed a cat. Oh my.
Or just reliving the whole Miss World thing: my god, she’s awful now, but I loved Live Through This.
So I wonder what an “alchemy thing” is. Is she trying to turn something into gold?
Serious question: Were you not around here when Etsy had an Alchemy option? You can find some in the Regretsy archives.
It’s like the iWant aspect of the forums: People who are looking for a unique thing to be handmade put out a notice, giving details and the price they’re willing to pay, and anyone who could and wanted to meet those demands would be in touch.
Actually, more like I had a moment of brain death. And it didn’t dawn on me until a moment ago.
Ugh. I need a drink.
I mean, ever have those moments when you say something you think is smart and/or funny, and then everyone looks at you like you just sprouted antennae, and then you realize you just said something completely and utterly boneheaded? Yeah, it’s one of those moments.
you just described my daily existence
she’s been trying to turn her dead husband into gold for the last 18 years.
Hah. I’m a few days behind on Regretsy and just added her when I saw someone on my feed did. I assumed it would be fake but amusing.
If she notices the sudden extra attention, oh, will her flounce will be fun. Tattered, stretch lace flounce with maybe crystals.
I’d love to see a flounce. This post needs to be tweeted to the twat.
Autocorrect: use it.
If you were her autocorrect, wouldn’t you go the way of Kurt, too?
When she says she likes “crystals” I think she really meant crystal (meth)!
I may be, in part, responsible:
hey – off topic – your crown cards are LOVELY
How high do you have to be write that poorly?
Can’t stand her. Had a very unpleasant run-in with her when she-oh, nevermind. She’s probably try to sue my ass for bringing it up in a public forum.
Do you really think she remembers anything older than a few days ago?
*oh well, whatever, nevermind :p
You can’t tease us like that. We’re fat jealous losers who just want to hear the dirt.
The Vowel Owl paid her a visit, and bombarded her Consonant Cat.
I would love to have a Courtney Love x Jacqueline Stallone typed copy of My Immortal.
She has an older account, too: http://www.etsy.com/people/cherryforever666
That account is fun – especially the feedback left for others. So many questions…
I’ve favorited some of the same things. Because I smoke crack.
she bought like 500$ worth of my merch a few years ago.
i was also featured on regretsy a few years ago.
The most shocking thing about this to me is that Frances Bean is 19. When did that happen? Last I heard she was a toddler. God, I’m getting old. As for the rest of this train-wreck, it sounds like par for the course.
“I want to be the girl with the most lace.”
I’m going out on a limb and predicting she might have been a wee bit high when she wrote that Alchemy request. I tried to read that fucking thing five times and still don’t know what she’s asking for–stretch lace bodysuit with ruffles on the edges or something?
Oh, who am I kidding…I don’t think Courtney’s ever been sober in her life. If only I could be so famous from riding the coattails of an unwashed musical genius under his early exit. We should all be so lucky.
Dammit Courtney. Stop making me ashamed to be your last apologist.
I saw her live about a year and a half ago. Went there expecting to just roll my eyes and make fun of her the whole time, but to my utter shock, she turned out to be incredible on stage. So vulnerable and honest. Best show I saw at that entire 13-day festival.
So she’s a hoarder with obvious substance abuse issues, a dead cat, a legion of internet haters and a restraining order from her daughter. All of that really sucks. I feel bad for her.
I had the exact same experience. Totally expecting her to crash and burn in Dallas about year ago. Imagine my shock when she sang well, showed up looking clean, made witty banter and hung out with fans after the show.
I wish she could have those days more often.
I love it that she used the word “idiots” in the first sentence. LOL. Stay classy.
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