Glad to share. I can’t remember where I found out about the author, but there was one photo that I loved so much that I had to send him a compliment and he wrote back, thanking me and saying how much fun he has photographing the dogs.
I love the I’m-basking-in-the-sunshine smile on your baby!
I thought I’d seen smiliing dogs on his page, but nothing compares to yours! (I’ve printed out the photo in b&w and taped him to my office wall, so I can always see his incredible face.)
I will admit, I’m very tempted to get “EXIT ONLY” tattooed above my butt. However, I already have two tattoos I regret getting and they’re just a couple of small roses.
I’d spend all of my time in this dress sitting. But, then, that’s mainly because the seller’s assumptions about the most attractive part of a woman don’t apply to all of us.
Yup, it certainly does a good job of showing off her elbows. I know I hate it when women wear big, flowing dresses that cover up their sexy, sensual elbows.
Come on you guys! Don’t be so ANAL about this dress. I can see the down BUTT let’s not PUSH HARD the issue. LUBE is probably needed to slip into it. Looks like SEX.
I think it got down voted more because you capitalized everything. I mean really the people on here are about the dirtiest I know they don’t need any help. :p
She’s thinking that pose makes her legs look longer and her butt look less wide. She does it in all her photos. Should have just hired a model if it bothered her that much.
The Eye of Sauron gazed upon its domain. The walls, once red with blood, were now a light pink. To make it worse, the light pink was from paint and not the skins of hobbits. The thrown made from the bones of a thousand slain virgins was replaced by a hideous IKEA couch. Apparent, a bad interior had just walked into Mordor. The Eye of Sauron began to weep.
Looking at her crotchbutt “jewelry,” all I can think about is sitting down, then standing up and having to pull all that metal and beadwork out of my ass-crack. That’s so attractive…and why I do not wear thong underwear. (Well, that, and the fact that I’ve yet to find the last pair I wore.)
I was going to wear my Superman briefs with the dress… but I guess this leathery thong would work too.
Though who am I kiding? I’d be wearing the dress at least once a week, so I’d get to peekaboo ALL my underoos eventually! Even the cashmere ones I bought the other day!!!
This piece achieves functionality and fashion whilst pooping. No more bunching around the waist while hoping you haven’t trapped a hem under your thigh. Ah, what a dream life. I see I’m not the only one with this thought. Hi-tens to that.
Completely unrelated to the dress… is that a just a big piece of tacky fabric covering the couch? I mean, look at it. It has the white edge to it. Whatever happened to using actual sheets?
And not to be rude, but for many women (and many men) their mind can be one of the LEAST attractive parts of them. Especially if it is small, closed, and/or relatively unused.
Everyone’s had it happen: You think someone’s cute until you talk to them for about a minute.
I hate to contradict you, but it does reveal the most attractive part of a woman’s body: it doesn’t go anywhere near her ankles! Talk about an aesthetically pleasing body part.
I dunno, it’s sort of like an exhaust vent. Maybe she’s going out for Mexican tonight. You know what happens when you eat Mexican, pound down the Dos Equis (stay thirsty my friends) and the ol’ digestive tract acts up.
This has got to save her thousands in skid-mark related dry cleaning alone. Leave that mark on the chair in the club, it’s THEIR problem. No more scorched drawers. I’m ordering two for me.
It must be pretty bad when you have to go so bad that you can’t decide whether to pull down your skirt or lift it up to use the toilet. It’s even worse when you need a trap door option on a skirt.
I wonder if this person had public decency laws in mind. Or thought of the kids with their low-hanging pants and came up with something for their girlfriends.
Didn’t Prince wear a pair of jeans like the ones in the movie? I have a memory of seeing his butt cheeks and they’re not something I would think about without provocation.
I see a South Park image that says “HOTLINKING IS BAD…MMMKAY?” That means you’re not supposed to post a direct link to an image on funstuffcafe.com, but steal it outright and host it on your own webspace, like they did, from http://lessthanhuman.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d78jq2.
It screams, “I’m a sexy lady plumber!” That just makes me want to purchase it all the more. Maybe this is all the rage for women in Greece and we just don’t understand.
The nudity doesn’t bother me, but I certainly hope that the persons wearing such a thing practice good hygiene or maybe wear some undies. They could wear panties with it!
But what is the most attractive part of a woman’s body? Don’t leave me in suspense! Is it the upper part of the spine? The elbows? The inside of the knee? Don’t tell me it’s that upper part of the crack of the ass from which you can’t really access any orifices…
Seriously, people. If you want to do fetish wear, at least put the hole in a place we can fuck. Or put it on something that’s not a mini where it’s just as easy to reach underneath as it is on top. This isn’t sexually convenient, it’s just confusing. Maybe she has it on upside down.
You just have another option with this dress. Maybe it’s about freedom of choice as shown in design and the functionality it creates. Not everything is a home run, sometimes people really miss the mark with the things they dream up and make.
Why does the floor appear curved under her feet? That troubles me more than the dress. Not good at spatial relations so I’m having trouble imagining how this lens curve(?) distortion has affected the way the dress appears.
Digital cameras are notorious for causing that kind of distortion. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it so bad, though. It’s almost as if she used a wide-angle lens. Or a fish-eye lens.
Well, I can honestly say that my ass in NOT the best part of my body. Seriously, where could you wear that? It screams, I’ll bend, you insert. Or, as the astute commenter above pointed out, it’s great for holding credit cards.
Paris Hilton’s hospital gown is the perfect name for this. Even if you think the concept is hot (which, for lingerie/fetish wear, not to be worn in actual public, it could be), the execution is lousy. The ruching around the window is just hideous. I wouldn’t have thought an assless dress could be made frumpy, but this person pulled it off.
Some has a horrible fetish for club skank wear and footie pajamas with drop seats. Or…I don’t know? Anyone made a transvestite hooker joke yet? Full moon viewing port, perfect for wearing to the observatory? Perfect for signing butt casts at parties? Insert photos of loved ones for a truly unique dress! Perfect for work- for everyday butt copies or when you turn around and tell your boss to kiss it. I…I must stop. I could go on all night.
“Most attractive part of a woman” really? That’s something I’ll never get – butts are where poop comes out of. And farts. I just can’t find something that poop and farts come out of attractive. I mean, at least breasts give life sustaining milk for babies. Butts just give us fecal matter and bad smells.
Man, hospital gowns have gotten more complicated lately.
Also, I’m sure this is the point, but let’s hope she doesn’t have to pick anything up off the floor. You bend over in that thing, and there are no secrets anymore.
I DO like the paisley shirt in her other listing though, but not necessarily as a “woman shirt.” A skinny dude could totally rock that thing Chris Kattan style.
I wonder if the dress can become more handy if worn backwards.
It could be marketed as labor-and-delivery outfit. One can deliver through the bottom opening, and then immediately start breastfeeding through the top one. Handy. And Sexy!
I am late to the party, but my Spidey senses are telling me that the model is a man (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I’m just going by the gigantico hands, the luscious elbows, the strong, veiny pipes, and her calves.
January 31, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Easy access?
January 31, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Perfect for swingers parties.
January 31, 2012 at 3:59 pm
It does expose quite easy access to her coin slot.
January 31, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Or bike rack.
February 1, 2012 at 10:36 am
To access, please insert coin into slot.
January 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm
If the dress wasn’t a micro dress you’d think so. Who is so lazy that they can’t raise the dress two inches to poop/hump/both
January 31, 2012 at 4:29 pm
But this makes it so much easier to swipe my credit card…
LEMME CHARGE THAT ASS!!!
January 31, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Natch, it’s from Greece. They invented it.
January 31, 2012 at 8:13 pm
But is it freshness dated?
January 31, 2012 at 3:31 pm
I don’t think that dress is all it’s cracked up to be…
January 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Cheeky, aren’t ya?
January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
If you don’t like it, you’re lacking in hindsight.
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
This is a FORMAL dress.
She wears something alot more casual for everyday.
February 2, 2012 at 6:58 am
She wears the same dress, only backwards.
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
They’re probably selling this only because they’re behind on their bills.
January 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Just say NO to crack.
January 31, 2012 at 3:53 pm
I feel that purchasing this dress would just improve the seller’s bottom line.
January 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
You guys are cracking me up! Cheeky monkeys.
If that was on top, they’d call it a peekaboo dress… so would this be a peekapoo???
January 31, 2012 at 5:08 pm
It’s giving me Crac Man Fever!
January 31, 2012 at 5:54 pm
How do you feed the fish in the heels of those awesome shoes?
January 31, 2012 at 6:43 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 7:22 pm
This goes with it:
February 5, 2012 at 5:35 am
That’s hilarious!
January 31, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Everyone wrote this design off as a loser but it will be a come-from-behind triumph.
January 31, 2012 at 8:15 pm
The seller always gets them in the end.
February 5, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Say no to crack.
January 31, 2012 at 3:31 pm
I think I’m in love
February 1, 2012 at 3:10 am
You’re right, you are.
January 31, 2012 at 3:32 pm
My plumber already has one like this and it fits him much better.
February 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I haven’t met your plumber, but I feel confident in saying I’d rather look at this crack.
February 1, 2012 at 7:53 pm
What I can’t understand is why she didn’t model some of her “very personal erotic strings”, with such a perfect, um, showcase.
January 31, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Some say the eyes are a window into a person’s soul. This dress is a window into a person’s lunch.
January 31, 2012 at 3:32 pm
SLIDE CARD TO BEGIN.
January 31, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Also: MINE. I posted it to the forums! YAY ME.
January 31, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I’m confused.
Did you buy the dress for your dog?
January 31, 2012 at 4:04 pm
And if you did, tell me you don’t have pictures.
January 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm
It is the perfect dress for a butt, I mean mutt.
January 31, 2012 at 6:54 pm
There’s a hole for the tail in the dress already! What a find…
February 1, 2012 at 7:52 am
Better for sniffing
January 31, 2012 at 4:30 pm
That’s where I saw it! For one very long moment, I thought I was having deja vu about an assless dress. And I was very confused.
January 31, 2012 at 4:38 pm
I love this dog. I always love smiling dogs.
January 31, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Me too. I always feel the need to smile back. So I end up stuck smiling at a picture of a smiling dog.
SQUIRREL!
January 31, 2012 at 5:06 pm
What a wonderful movie! I went with a friend who chastised me everytime I cried. “My dear, it’s an animated movie!” “I DON’T CARE, IT’S SAD!!”
January 31, 2012 at 5:13 pm
I don’t think I could be friends with someone who didn’t feel sad watching “UP”.
February 1, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I cried so much in the first 10 minutes or so & I practically never cry while watching movies… but it felt GOOD to cry with this one. So satisfying.
February 1, 2012 at 6:06 am
I do too, especially my pooch’s awkward, lopsided grins.
February 1, 2012 at 9:52 am
Are you familiar with Chris Becker’s Woof Page on Facebook? Your sweetie’s smile would fit right in!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chris-Beckers-Woof-Page/196863890324204
February 1, 2012 at 10:43 am
Aww, Mugsy, I’d never seen that page but there is so much cute there! Definitely watching it now, and yes, my boy would fit in just fine!
February 1, 2012 at 10:52 am
Glad to share. I can’t remember where I found out about the author, but there was one photo that I loved so much that I had to send him a compliment and he wrote back, thanking me and saying how much fun he has photographing the dogs.
I love the I’m-basking-in-the-sunshine smile on your baby!
February 1, 2012 at 9:54 am
@Haineux: Are you familiar with Chris Becker’s Woof Page on Facebook? (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chris-Beckers-Woof-Page/196863890324204)
I thought I’d seen smiliing dogs on his page, but nothing compares to yours! (I’ve printed out the photo in b&w and taped him to my office wall, so I can always see his incredible face.)
January 31, 2012 at 4:12 pm
She takes credit cards?
I mean, everyone will think so if you’re going around in a dress like that.
January 31, 2012 at 3:32 pm
I’ve been looking for the perfect dress for my butt-rape convention.
Also “Crack is Whack”-Whitney Houston
January 31, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Just the thought of an entire convention dedicated to butt rape made milk spew from my nose.
January 31, 2012 at 7:15 pm
I am hoping you were actually drinking milk at the time…if not you have a very unique skill.
January 31, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Can you really call it “surprise” buttsecks if you’re wearing this?
February 2, 2012 at 10:20 am
‘Who’ might still qualify as a surprise.
January 31, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Added bonus- Ease and convenience after those drunken late night trips to Taco Bell.
January 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Battleshits!!!
January 31, 2012 at 3:33 pm
She has it on backwards.
True story.
January 31, 2012 at 3:33 pm
For when you want a new tramp stamp, but you are just too embarrassed to disrobe in front of a tattoo artist.
January 31, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I’ve been wanting to get Arschgeweih in Old English across my lower back. (That’s German for “ass antlers.”)
January 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Aparently in Swedish the word for what we call “tramp stamp” has the literal translation of ass antlers.
None for me thanks…
January 31, 2012 at 8:17 pm
And they said that major in Anglo-Saxon Languages would be useless.
January 31, 2012 at 8:55 pm
I will admit, I’m very tempted to get “EXIT ONLY” tattooed above my butt. However, I already have two tattoos I regret getting and they’re just a couple of small roses.
April 16, 2012 at 9:14 am
Yeah, you never know, you might change your mind about that! but I’m sure it could be tinkered with in that case.
January 31, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Nearer to Goatse…
January 31, 2012 at 4:20 pm
reminds me of a hymn. “Nearer, My Goatse, to Thee”
January 31, 2012 at 8:39 pm
“Yo, dawg, we heard you like assholes, so we put a giant asshole on your asshole!”
January 31, 2012 at 10:01 pm
It’s certainly the biggest, greyest pucker I hope ever to see.
February 1, 2012 at 8:19 am
METASPHINCTER
January 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm
She has it on upside down, right?
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Is this the keyhole neckline equivalent of Skants?
January 31, 2012 at 4:21 pm
So she put her head through the armholes, and somehow ended up with the head hole at her butt… this has to be it, right?
January 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm
I’d wear it the other way around, just for fun!
February 1, 2012 at 4:34 am
Now that’s what I call being a “good sport”!
January 31, 2012 at 3:34 pm
This is the first time I’ve found a post literally jaw-dropping. I just can’t even.
January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
I do not want to sit in any chair after the person wearing this dress…
January 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Crack kills
February 1, 2012 at 4:35 am
I don’t see a woman wearing this dress spending much time sitting.
February 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I’d spend all of my time in this dress sitting. But, then, that’s mainly because the seller’s assumptions about the most attractive part of a woman don’t apply to all of us.
January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Is that Prince’s new girlfriend?
January 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Ok bad joke. Lets just put it behind us.
January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
I’m going to get it out of my system:
“I’d plumb her depths!”
January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
HOLE-Y wardrobe malfunctions BUTTMAN!
January 31, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Yup, it certainly does a good job of showing off her elbows. I know I hate it when women wear big, flowing dresses that cover up their sexy, sensual elbows.
January 31, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Straight women are obviously jealous of the assless chaps gay men get to wear.
January 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
all chaps are assless
my friend: what do you call chaps with asses then?
me: “pants”
January 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Is it just me, or is this not the first time I’ve read the phrase “all chaps are assless” on Regretsy this week?
January 31, 2012 at 7:20 pm
think it’s a sampler. Or it should be.
January 31, 2012 at 7:49 pm
it will be soon, knowing FJLs
January 31, 2012 at 3:36 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Hahaha so I’m not the only one who realized my joked sucked >.<
January 31, 2012 at 7:43 pm
I think it got down voted more because you capitalized everything. I mean really the people on here are about the dirtiest I know they don’t need any help. :p
February 1, 2012 at 4:32 am
It takes practice. Remember that “brevity is the soul of wit” (or whatever). Omit needless turds.
February 1, 2012 at 7:26 am
I thought this site was about all the needless turds people were emitting already….
February 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Note how quickly we omit them.
January 31, 2012 at 3:36 pm
I can’t help but imagine that this dress is very fastidious and prim in the front just so it can REALLY freak people out once you turn around.
January 31, 2012 at 5:42 pm
It kinda is, actually.
February 1, 2012 at 4:36 am
Kinda screams “bank teller” actually.
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
please! someone put some goatse hands in that dress!! it is screaming for it!
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
It’s a “Goatsie Frame”(tm) dress!
Say you spy that special somone across the bar, how do you get their attention? Too shy to walk up and say hi? Give em a goatsie & a smile!
January 31, 2012 at 4:42 pm
I so want to buy this and applique Goatse hands on either side of the hole. And wear it.
(I go to adult cons, so yes, I DO have a place to wear it in public. Won’t make it any less horrible, but will get great laughs.)
January 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Makes it easier for anyone who buys this to stick their head up their own ass.
January 31, 2012 at 5:16 pm
I think if they’re buying this, it’s already there.
January 31, 2012 at 8:21 pm
OMG, the perfect dress for Michelle Bachman.
January 31, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Only no one would want to actually see her wear it?
January 31, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Well, no, I’m thinking more practical than aesthetic purposes for her.
February 1, 2012 at 11:19 am
Wouldn’t we need to get her head OUT of her ass first so she could get this on?
February 1, 2012 at 4:38 am
Nah, you’d be able to see the harness straps when they rode up.
January 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
This is great. It has been too much work for me actually lift the skirt part to take a shit.
January 31, 2012 at 5:02 pm
She looks like she’s squatting a bit, too. Modeling correct pooping posture?
January 31, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Oh, I thought she was tap dancing. Which made as much sense as what’s she’s modeling.
January 31, 2012 at 6:13 pm
No, I think she is actually shaped like that. See her in this photo?
From the waist down she faces a different way than the rest of her. I had a Barbie doll that was broken like this once.
January 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm
AntB FTW!
I had a GI Joe that had the same problem. Aww, they could have made a crooked couple!
February 1, 2012 at 9:11 am
She’s thinking that pose makes her legs look longer and her butt look less wide. She does it in all her photos. Should have just hired a model if it bothered her that much.
February 1, 2012 at 9:42 am
I don’t think even Jenna Jameson would model the stuff this lady makes.
February 1, 2012 at 11:30 am
The camera used has some serious distortion problems that may be part of the problem. Look at the grout line on the floor.
At least I hope it’s the camera causing that, and not a drunken…tiler. Tile-layer? Tilist?
January 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Chapess? Draps? What are we calling this thing?
And can we see one modelled with these? http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/29/weekend-flashback-i-hate-everyone/
It would be the ultimate outfit of “things that do not actually cover the areas you would usually expect that type of garmet to cover.”
January 31, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Does it come in plus size??
January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm
“Fits all”
covers few
January 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm
I bet there’s some kind of illogical math where you actually pay more for less and less fabric as the sizes go up.
January 31, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Sounds like the average Abercrombie & Fitch store to me.
February 1, 2012 at 3:17 am
Like food at Nobu?
January 31, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Gives a hole new meaning to the term “butterface”
January 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm
I see what you did there…
“hole”
hehehehe…
January 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm
The lesson here is: PAY YOUR DRY CLEANER ON TIME!
January 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm
You’ve got to be shitting me.
January 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm
I think you’re supposed to wear it with this: http://www.etsy.com/listing/89955032/sexy-jeweled-g-strings-with-earrings
February 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Awesome, I need a new chain for my ceiling fan!
January 31, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Did the Kardashian’s start an Etsy shop?
January 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Oh god the front is worse.
January 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Because it’s ruched or because she’s in the front? Tbh, her ass is her better looking half.
February 1, 2012 at 3:18 am
That’s what she said.
Seriously, she really did this time!
January 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm
It has a front?
January 31, 2012 at 3:42 pm
From the Jackie Stallone collection.
January 31, 2012 at 6:04 pm
^ Best Comment So Far!
January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm
You know what accessory would totally complete that look ? A human hair butt plug !
January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm
The Eye of Sauron gazed upon its domain. The walls, once red with blood, were now a light pink. To make it worse, the light pink was from paint and not the skins of hobbits. The thrown made from the bones of a thousand slain virgins was replaced by a hideous IKEA couch. Apparent, a bad interior had just walked into Mordor. The Eye of Sauron began to weep.
January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Just be thankful she’s not modeling some of her other products…though they might go *ahem* well *ahem* with this dress…
January 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Why the f*ck would you want that dangling in front of your bajingo?
Just what I need, a leather-thong wedgie.
January 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm
I’m so confused!
January 31, 2012 at 4:03 pm
It’s like a carnival game. Avoid the swinging beads of chafing while trying to poke your girlfriend. By Hasbro.
February 1, 2012 at 7:29 am
That’s Has-Bro, I think
January 31, 2012 at 4:40 pm
When you want to find level. It’s a plumb bob, naturally.
February 1, 2012 at 3:24 am
It’s a country/western thong, you know the words, “I got beads that bajingle bajangle bajingle”
February 1, 2012 at 11:37 am
Looking at her crotchbutt “jewelry,” all I can think about is sitting down, then standing up and having to pull all that metal and beadwork out of my ass-crack. That’s so attractive…and why I do not wear thong underwear. (Well, that, and the fact that I’ve yet to find the last pair I wore.)
January 31, 2012 at 3:46 pm
You totally beat me to it.
Granted, I’d say the ass jewelry would really brighten this up.
January 31, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Look at it this way, at least she had class enough to have a mannequin model this.
January 31, 2012 at 8:38 pm
I find that both stunny and erotical.
February 1, 2012 at 4:41 am
You’re right. It has a certain sexual “Je ne sais quoi”, doesn’t it. I’ve always found dowsing rods sexy.
February 1, 2012 at 6:22 am
as you walk, that dangly-bit swings fore and aft…
*tap*
*tap*
*tap*
January 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm
I bet that would be hell on someone with a nickel allergy.
February 1, 2012 at 8:49 am
I was going to wear my Superman briefs with the dress… but I guess this leathery thong would work too.
Though who am I kiding? I’d be wearing the dress at least once a week, so I’d get to peekaboo ALL my underoos eventually! Even the cashmere ones I bought the other day!!!
January 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm
This piece achieves functionality and fashion whilst pooping. No more bunching around the waist while hoping you haven’t trapped a hem under your thigh. Ah, what a dream life. I see I’m not the only one with this thought. Hi-tens to that.
January 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm
I can’t decide what the best part is. That it’s probably illegal to wear as-is in the picture, or that it’s a one-size-fits-most garment.
January 31, 2012 at 4:44 pm
I always feel like they leave off a word in that phrase. one-size-fits-most-manequins
January 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm
“You mean I can poop AND be warm!?”
-Peter Griffin
January 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm
It may be the hipster equivalent of a union suit. Or an outfit for those “explosive diarrhea” days.
January 31, 2012 at 3:48 pm
I think it would look much better backwards.
January 31, 2012 at 3:52 pm
She’d get more dates for sure.
January 31, 2012 at 3:49 pm
“It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body”
Yet somehow even without that sentence I already knew the creator of this thing was an ass man….
January 31, 2012 at 5:35 pm
January 31, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Oh I thought it was more like:
January 31, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Oh man, I’d love to have that plate. If anyone asked, I’d play dumb that I had no idea of what they were talking about. It says A55 RGY.
February 1, 2012 at 12:31 am
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February 1, 2012 at 6:19 am
Sadly, our great state of Florida has changed it so there are now two oranges in the center.
Okay, so you can’t use the orange as an “O” to spell things any more, but the two oranges are still strategically placed on the silhouette of Florida:
January 31, 2012 at 7:21 pm
AWESOME!!! You mean my cellulite dimpled asscne would be made attractive??? Where do I put my visa …
January 31, 2012 at 7:22 pm
You left out a comma. “He’s an ass, man.”
January 31, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Completely unrelated to the dress… is that a just a big piece of tacky fabric covering the couch? I mean, look at it. It has the white edge to it. Whatever happened to using actual sheets?
January 31, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I’d rather wear the couch cover.
January 31, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I’m confused. It says it “reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body” but it doesn’t look like her mind is showing…
January 31, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Nope, indeed her mind was gone when she made that dress.
February 1, 2012 at 9:59 am
And not to be rude, but for many women (and many men) their mind can be one of the LEAST attractive parts of them. Especially if it is small, closed, and/or relatively unused.
Everyone’s had it happen: You think someone’s cute until you talk to them for about a minute.
January 31, 2012 at 7:51 pm
I hate to contradict you, but it does reveal the most attractive part of a woman’s body: it doesn’t go anywhere near her ankles! Talk about an aesthetically pleasing body part.
… I’ll be in my bunk.
January 31, 2012 at 8:24 pm
February 1, 2012 at 7:39 am
I want those stockings and those shoes! *drools with retro-lust*
February 1, 2012 at 11:31 am
Ditto!
February 1, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Oh I know, me too!!
January 31, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Should be called the Coin Slot Dress.
February 1, 2012 at 10:00 am
I’m thinking “credit card swipe.”
January 31, 2012 at 4:00 pm
I’m confused by the quasi- “warrior pose”.
January 31, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I dunno, it’s sort of like an exhaust vent. Maybe she’s going out for Mexican tonight. You know what happens when you eat Mexican, pound down the Dos Equis (stay thirsty my friends) and the ol’ digestive tract acts up.
This has got to save her thousands in skid-mark related dry cleaning alone. Leave that mark on the chair in the club, it’s THEIR problem. No more scorched drawers. I’m ordering two for me.
January 31, 2012 at 4:44 pm
You have me giggling like a maniac. Yes, indeed, the perfect dress for Taco night.
January 31, 2012 at 6:47 pm
well how about taco night laced with rectal rocket fuel hot sauce
January 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm
It must be pretty bad when you have to go so bad that you can’t decide whether to pull down your skirt or lift it up to use the toilet. It’s even worse when you need a trap door option on a skirt.
Pepto-Bismol is cheaper.
February 1, 2012 at 5:56 pm
i was gonna say, this dress would sell well on cruise boats headed to mexico.
DON’T DRINK THE WATER! unless you are wearing this dress =P
January 31, 2012 at 4:04 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm
I wonder if this person had public decency laws in mind. Or thought of the kids with their low-hanging pants and came up with something for their girlfriends.
February 1, 2012 at 4:45 am
Actually, the whole idea is to make her very expensive her good taste in intimate apparel. Without buying her dinner and drinks.
February 1, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Oh my. I derped!
Meant to say “Actually the whole idea is to make her good taste in very expensive intimate apparel visible. Without buying her dinner and drinks.”
No more posting before coffee. I promise!
January 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Alright, alright, but who wore it better, hmm ???
January 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I remember that movie with Ryan O’Neil
But that’s not who is going to wear this type of dress. This is who will wear that…
January 31, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Walmart customers can afford quality Etsy goods?
February 1, 2012 at 5:25 am
You know, she has good taste in underwear. Mayhaps she should go with a slightly higher rise on the pant, though.
February 1, 2012 at 11:42 am
I think that’s one of my sisters-in-law. O_O
January 31, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Didn’t Prince wear a pair of jeans like the ones in the movie? I have a memory of seeing his butt cheeks and they’re not something I would think about without provocation.
January 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Actually this garment would be handy for those of us that have vestigial tails.
Don’t be hatin’…
February 1, 2012 at 11:58 am
I see a South Park image that says “HOTLINKING IS BAD…MMMKAY?” That means you’re not supposed to post a direct link to an image on funstuffcafe.com, but steal it outright and host it on your own webspace, like they did, from http://lessthanhuman.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d78jq2.
February 1, 2012 at 6:23 pm
Got it.
Wait.
What?
DAMN YOU OLDE AGE
January 31, 2012 at 4:14 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 4:23 pm
It screams, “I’m a sexy lady plumber!” That just makes me want to purchase it all the more. Maybe this is all the rage for women in Greece and we just don’t understand.
The nudity doesn’t bother me, but I certainly hope that the persons wearing such a thing practice good hygiene or maybe wear some undies. They could wear panties with it!
January 31, 2012 at 7:24 pm
This is why their economy is in the toilet. They forget to sew the flap on to their union dresses.
January 31, 2012 at 4:31 pm
She’s Greek! No wonder! Beware of Greeks bearing gifts and wearing sneakers
February 1, 2012 at 10:55 pm
In this case, it’s Greeks baring gifts.
tee hee.
January 31, 2012 at 4:31 pm
I guess I’m not very attractive…no man has ever complimented just the top half of my ass crack.
January 31, 2012 at 7:55 pm
you obviously haven’t been trying hard enough
February 1, 2012 at 3:30 am
Darling, I would like to say that you have an absolutely lovely top/half ass crack!
February 1, 2012 at 10:02 am
You have to epilate and use glitter.
January 31, 2012 at 4:49 pm
I feel like this could be the start of a new Regretsy feature: Is it Butt Cleavage or Boob Cleavage?
January 31, 2012 at 5:06 pm
“As long as you have cleavage, it doesn’t matter which way it’s facing”- Jeff Murdoch, Coupling
January 31, 2012 at 4:52 pm
So, this is what Power Girl wears when she goes clubbing, then?
January 31, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Nipples?
February 1, 2012 at 4:49 am
I’m really enjoying the implied C**** T**.
I suppose I really am ADD.
February 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm
CRACKED.com had a very enlightening article the other day, focusing pendulously on that character’s costume.
February 1, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Glad to see that you are keeping abreast of the latest developments.
January 31, 2012 at 4:54 pm
I would buy that, but I would only wear it once in a blue moon.
January 31, 2012 at 5:44 pm
That’s what happens when you wear it outside in the winter.
January 31, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I see what you did here….
And it is funny!
January 31, 2012 at 4:58 pm
When I showed this to The Ginger, I told him that it was Goatse waiting to happen. He replied, “back door guests are always best.”
January 31, 2012 at 4:58 pm
Sometimes you just gotta let your pooper breathe.
February 1, 2012 at 10:05 am
But not on burrito night.
January 31, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I am freaked out more by the shadow of the lampshade that just doesn’t seem right.
January 31, 2012 at 5:09 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 5:12 pm
January 31, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Oh!…is she wearing a c-string now??
January 31, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Well, they say place trash in the can. I guess they meant her can.
April 16, 2012 at 9:33 am
is it only me or does it look like a lavender my little pony diving out of her valley?
January 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm
But what is the most attractive part of a woman’s body? Don’t leave me in suspense! Is it the upper part of the spine? The elbows? The inside of the knee? Don’t tell me it’s that upper part of the crack of the ass from which you can’t really access any orifices…
Seriously, people. If you want to do fetish wear, at least put the hole in a place we can fuck. Or put it on something that’s not a mini where it’s just as easy to reach underneath as it is on top. This isn’t sexually convenient, it’s just confusing. Maybe she has it on upside down.
January 31, 2012 at 7:05 pm
You just have another option with this dress. Maybe it’s about freedom of choice as shown in design and the functionality it creates. Not everything is a home run, sometimes people really miss the mark with the things they dream up and make.
January 31, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Why does the floor appear curved under her feet? That troubles me more than the dress. Not good at spatial relations so I’m having trouble imagining how this lens curve(?) distortion has affected the way the dress appears.
January 31, 2012 at 6:08 pm
I’m not sure a different lens will help.
January 31, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Maybe she shrunk her ass using photoshop and it distorted things? Other than that, I don’t know what would do that!
February 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Digital cameras are notorious for causing that kind of distortion. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it so bad, though. It’s almost as if she used a wide-angle lens. Or a fish-eye lens.
Brown fish-eye, maybe.
January 31, 2012 at 5:53 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 5:55 pm
But there’ll be nothing to absorb my sharts
January 31, 2012 at 6:04 pm
She’s making an ass of herself.
January 31, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Why is the model standing like that with her knees bent? And why is the floor curved up?
January 31, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Ah, I see I am late with this comment. Sorry
January 31, 2012 at 6:08 pm
I think the floor is curved due to the use of a fisheye lens on the camera.
February 1, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Great minds think alike, only mine is slower. A LOT slower.
January 31, 2012 at 6:21 pm
If she made wedding dresses like this, it would add a whole new dimension to the Money Dance.
February 1, 2012 at 3:34 am
Coin only dance
January 31, 2012 at 6:21 pm
We all know that the next logical step is to have the cut-out in the back AND the front: be afraid. Be very afraid.
January 31, 2012 at 6:42 pm
…gee…i have an overwhelming desire to toss a quarter in that crack…
January 31, 2012 at 6:42 pm
It’s clearly a medieval catholic consummation dress for grooms who have done time.
January 31, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Don’t all dresses show off your brain?
January 31, 2012 at 6:46 pm
So like…where would someone WEAR a dress like that? Is that something that can be worn outside the home without risking arrest?
January 31, 2012 at 7:26 pm
I think it’s the ritual garb for a spanking.
January 31, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Oooh… and I bet I know what comes after the spanking…
January 31, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Another spanking?
February 1, 2012 at 9:15 am
Only if you’re very good.
February 1, 2012 at 6:51 am
The oral sex?
(That’s what you get for leaving that fake Grail light on again. Naughty Zoot!).
January 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Oh, good! Now I have something to wear with my assless tights from American Apparel!
http://store.americanapparel.net/rsaphhct.html
January 31, 2012 at 6:58 pm
It’s like an upside-down, backwards Powergirl..
January 31, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Well, I can honestly say that my ass in NOT the best part of my body. Seriously, where could you wear that? It screams, I’ll bend, you insert. Or, as the astute commenter above pointed out, it’s great for holding credit cards.
January 31, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Business in the front. Party in the rear!
January 31, 2012 at 7:08 pm
It’s the mullet of dresses.
January 31, 2012 at 7:16 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 7:19 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Straight men.
Fixed that for ya.
February 1, 2012 at 10:08 am
Yes, gay men usually have exquisite taste in clothing. They wouldn’t be caught dead near Paris Hilton’s hospital gown, here.
February 1, 2012 at 11:37 am
Paris Hilton’s hospital gown is the perfect name for this. Even if you think the concept is hot (which, for lingerie/fetish wear, not to be worn in actual public, it could be), the execution is lousy. The ruching around the window is just hideous. I wouldn’t have thought an assless dress could be made frumpy, but this person pulled it off.
January 31, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Some has a horrible fetish for club skank wear and footie pajamas with drop seats. Or…I don’t know? Anyone made a transvestite hooker joke yet? Full moon viewing port, perfect for wearing to the observatory? Perfect for signing butt casts at parties? Insert photos of loved ones for a truly unique dress! Perfect for work- for everyday butt copies or when you turn around and tell your boss to kiss it. I…I must stop. I could go on all night.
January 31, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Better pay for it on time.
You wouldn’t want to be in arrears.
January 31, 2012 at 8:48 pm
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January 31, 2012 at 8:59 pm
“Most attractive part of a woman” really? That’s something I’ll never get – butts are where poop comes out of. And farts. I just can’t find something that poop and farts come out of attractive. I mean, at least breasts give life sustaining milk for babies. Butts just give us fecal matter and bad smells.
January 31, 2012 at 9:33 pm
I agree, seller, elbows are awesome.
January 31, 2012 at 10:04 pm
FINALLY! A sexy dress we goddamn dinosaurs can wear! WHY HAVEN’T THEY HAD TAIL HOLES BEFORE?
February 1, 2012 at 5:26 am
This is also the perfect dress for the discerning farmer who wants to class up his date. His wooly, wooly date…
February 1, 2012 at 12:19 pm
She’s good for his blood circulation.
January 31, 2012 at 11:02 pm
I was hoping one of you clever folks would past the charming wooden buttplug from the other day into the picture as the completed outfit.
January 31, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Nevermind the dress, the descriptions on the thong listings are killing me
I made this very personal erotic strings with love and care, taking in consideration your very special moments.
Handmade! Each item is unique!
VERY SPECIAL MOMENTS INDEED
February 1, 2012 at 9:35 am
Hookers can have special moments while working? I guess I can believe that.
January 31, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Wow. Can’t wait until the size Large hits the “People of Walmart”.
February 1, 2012 at 5:22 am
Man, hospital gowns have gotten more complicated lately.
Also, I’m sure this is the point, but let’s hope she doesn’t have to pick anything up off the floor. You bend over in that thing, and there are no secrets anymore.
February 1, 2012 at 6:45 am
lol @ this exchange after seeing this picture:
My husband: “I can think of three different body parts that are sexier than a woman’s ass crack.”
Me: “Plus, by her pose, it looks like she’s about to take a shit. NOT sexy.”
February 1, 2012 at 7:18 am
I think with some thought, you can re-purpose this beauty. One way to do it is use it as balaclava. Just sayin…
February 1, 2012 at 7:38 am
How’d she get that Ninja up her ass?
February 2, 2012 at 4:14 am
Everything IS better with Googley eyes!
February 1, 2012 at 10:02 am
This dress answers the question, “how do I convince a baboon that I’m not a drag queen?”
February 1, 2012 at 10:14 am
I DO like the paisley shirt in her other listing though, but not necessarily as a “woman shirt.” A skinny dude could totally rock that thing Chris Kattan style.
February 1, 2012 at 11:32 am
Is anyone surprised that this shop has no sales?
February 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm
No! It can’t be!
February 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I wonder if the dress can become more handy if worn backwards.
It could be marketed as labor-and-delivery outfit. One can deliver through the bottom opening, and then immediately start breastfeeding through the top one. Handy. And Sexy!
February 1, 2012 at 5:18 pm
i find the constipated stance to be more disturbing that the garment.
February 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm
anyone remember doodie dot com?
February 1, 2012 at 7:36 pm
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February 1, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Well fuck, Crystal Glass…I rubbed one out to that photo.
Now I’m Gay.
Not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with that.
On a totally unrelated note, does anyone have the number to Michelle Bachmann’s “clinic”? I know she needs the money…
February 1, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Vintage upcycled from Prince’s dumpster
February 2, 2012 at 10:40 pm
She’s squeezing her ass like she’s trying to pop a massive zit DX
February 4, 2012 at 8:30 am
I hate her shoes.
June 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm
“reveals the most attractive part of the woman’s body” in a completely un-attractive way.