Wait, is that the smolder-er from earlier? Well, damn. Now that I’ve gotten a full perspective on the man, I’d have to say the audience would go through six pantyliners a piece when he walked out.
…Heh. I spelled pantyliners wrong, and one of the options SpellCheck offered was “mercantilism.”
Well, for decades women’s designers have favored models with bodies like men (perhaps with huge fake breasts), so why not men’s designers now favoring models with bodies like women (complete with huge fake buns!)?
I kind of really want that jacket. It’s like a full jacket, short-sleeved jacket and [fuck, I forgot the word for those small arm-covering jackets you wear with dresses] in one!
All you need is a spare three hours to remove/attach and store the safety pins!
January 27, 2012 at 1:37 pm
The guy in the background has a nice ass.
January 27, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Wait, is that the smolder-er from earlier? Well, damn. Now that I’ve gotten a full perspective on the man, I’d have to say the audience would go through six pantyliners a piece when he walked out.
…Heh. I spelled pantyliners wrong, and one of the options SpellCheck offered was “mercantilism.”
January 27, 2012 at 6:55 pm
I think his ass is padded.
January 28, 2012 at 4:27 am
Well, for decades women’s designers have favored models with bodies like men (perhaps with huge fake breasts), so why not men’s designers now favoring models with bodies like women (complete with huge fake buns!)?
January 27, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Why does he have a merkin sticking out of the top of his pants?
January 27, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Better than a gherkin sticking out of the top of his pants.
January 27, 2012 at 3:39 pm
really with this outfit it would still be the least offensive thing going on…
January 27, 2012 at 5:45 pm
At least it would color-coordinate.
January 28, 2012 at 4:28 am
I don’t know… the model has nicely defined leg muscles and the boots are kinda cool…
January 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Too many jackets!
January 27, 2012 at 4:37 pm
He’s just bringing you yours. XD
January 27, 2012 at 2:06 pm
I kind of really want that jacket. It’s like a full jacket, short-sleeved jacket and [fuck, I forgot the word for those small arm-covering jackets you wear with dresses] in one!
All you need is a spare three hours to remove/attach and store the safety pins!
January 27, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Bolero! Or something. The tiny little cropped ones…
January 27, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Bolero, I think. Or maybe boleros are the bullfighters? I dunno.
January 27, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Shrug? *shrug*
January 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm
As the Slezak strolled down the runway, I knew I’d found the reptile of my dreams.
January 27, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I never thought I would look at a Spring collection inspired by all of the creepiest aspects of a Doctor Who episode.
“Are you my mummy?”
January 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I kinda like the boots, but I gotta say, those legs sort of intimidate me…
January 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm
The bare leg was the most shocking part of this ensemble.
January 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm
I agree. That knee made me make a scared face.
January 27, 2012 at 6:56 pm
I guess the safety pins are for when he finds the other half of his left pant leg.
January 28, 2012 at 2:12 am
The extra jacket makes it look like he’s holding a ventriloquist dummy that’s ALSO hiding its face in shame.
January 28, 2012 at 9:57 am
From the Marquis de Sade collection.
January 28, 2012 at 3:46 pm
And then I ask myself why I’m not a professional designer.
January 29, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Time to get the preppy gimp.