NEW CONTEST!
From: Jenna
Subject: Wanted: birthday fuckery
Date: January 23, 2012 3:02:24 AM PST
The Honorable Ms. Killer,
This is my first time reaching out to the Regretsy community, though I’ve been a daily reader for over a year. I’m hoping you can help me fill a unique request.
A few days ago, I was having coffee with one of my closest friends, who was describing his deep hatred of Axl Rose. His disdain is so profound, that when he hears a Guns ‘n Roses song he envisions Axl Rose being attacked by Kriss Kross, when they were adolescent hip hoppers. He says he pictures this going on Celebrity Deathmatch style.
I’ve been struggling with what to get him for his 40th birthday next month, and I think this may be the answer. So I am asking Regretsy to help me find a talented artist who can make this Axl Rose debasement fantasy a reality.
Thank you for reinforcing my belief that the world is filled with morons, but helping me to laugh at it, rather than poke my eyes out with a ballpoint pen.
-Jenna
***
You may remember that we played this game last October, resulting in some fantastic drawings of dolphins raping bears while aliens looked on. It was a real high point for us, artistically speaking.
So let’s do this again.
Please post your work in the comments. The artist chosen for the job will get a fantastic prize package, which includes one of the awesome gift bags from Saturday’s Regretsy meet-up!
I’ll post my favorites tomorrow. Runners up will get fabulous prizes, so everyone wins, except the guy turning 40.
- Click thumbs for larger images
January 24, 2012 at 10:48 am
Well, I know what page I’m going to be refreshing for the next couple of hours.
January 24, 2012 at 11:37 am
Oh how I wish I could draw from life, because I have hated Axl Rose and Guns N Roses since day one.
the fact that I can’t contribute will make me depressed all day.
January 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Kindly get out of my head, somebidder.
Seriously. Your comment was pretty much word for word what I was thinking. So stop it, you’re freaking me out.
January 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Don’t worry, I can’t draw worth a damn either. (Does it have to be a drawing, though? Could I make actual clay figures a la Celebrity Deathmatch? Is that cheating?)
January 24, 2012 at 10:20 pm
I don’t know if it’s cheating, but it would definitely be AWESOME.
January 24, 2012 at 10:50 am
Man, if I could draw more than stick figures. Well, maybe I’ll do that anyway. I’m severely sleep deprived, you never know what fuckery I’m going to come up with.
January 24, 2012 at 11:10 am
January 24, 2012 at 11:15 am
Damn good stick figures, Lady Kwake! I especially love how the downed Kross’s legs and arms are bent in opposite directions. It’s the little details that separate art from fuckery. Well done!
January 24, 2012 at 11:45 am
What a challenge! Since I have no artistic talent, I will sit back with my cocktail and watch you brilliant people come up with something amazing.
January 24, 2012 at 11:47 am
Crap, this was supposed to be at the bottom. But I’ll take this chance to clap for Lady Kwake for getting everyone off to a fantastic start.
January 24, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Awesome. I was thinking Axl Rose should be strangled by his own bandana, while the other one eviscerates him. If only I had the talent to make it happen. *sighs*
January 24, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Looks like Kris pulled …
(puts on sunglasses)
….a double Kross.
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
January 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm
shoulda been a dildo a sharp fat long dildo.
January 24, 2012 at 10:53 am
Sometimes I love Regretsy so much I start to get a little emotional. This is one of those moments.
January 24, 2012 at 10:55 am
Except now I can’t get Kriss Kross out of my head.
January 24, 2012 at 11:04 am
JUMP JUMP!
January 24, 2012 at 11:12 am
Here’s the sad thing: I forgot those two words. So in my head it was, “Kriss Kross’ll make ya………..Kriss Kross’ll make ya……”
Thank you for filling in my blank.
January 24, 2012 at 12:01 pm
The Mac Daddy’ll make ya JUMP! JUMP! The Daddy Mac’ll make ya JUMP! JUMP!
January 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm
I saw “JUMP JUMP” and I was all like House of Pain!
January 24, 2012 at 10:59 am
I so wish I could draw. I can’t wait to see this go down. The WIN potential is staggering.
January 24, 2012 at 11:10 am
Stick figures is where it’s at.
January 24, 2012 at 11:12 am
Hmm maybe if I can put enough whimsy into them….
January 24, 2012 at 11:05 am
dammit!! why do i have to stay late at work today?! i love drawing people debasing other people. would like a crack at this, haha!
good luck to everyone!
January 24, 2012 at 11:15 am
Ditto – I’d love to take the time to do it properly and animate it, to boot, (Although I actually enjoy listening to GunsNRoses) and I’m just not gonna have the time. Can’t WAIT to see what everyone comes up with.
January 24, 2012 at 11:05 am
I hope someone does Paunchy Facelift Axl instead of just Slim Writhing Axl. Dreadlocks instead of that lion’s mane thing. American flag bicycle shorts. I have a vision, yet I lack the talent to execute it.
January 24, 2012 at 11:13 am
I still have sick and wonderful memories about that alien-controlled-bear-raping-dolphin.
Good times.
January 24, 2012 at 11:20 am
He lived 2 houses up from me in Laurel Canyon 2 decades ago. I wouldn’t mind ordering one of those myself.
January 24, 2012 at 11:21 am
This is sufficently terrifying to me:
January 24, 2012 at 11:54 am
So Kriss Kross is/are two boys? When I first read the header copy, I thought she meant Christopher Cross (“Between the Moon and New York City” and “Sailing”) and thought “Axl Rose and Christopher Cross? How??”
Thanks, now I understand.
I now also have that damned “Arthur” theme going through my head. Damn me!!!!
January 24, 2012 at 11:21 am
Does this even need to be altered?
January 24, 2012 at 11:26 am
Good lord he’s making a face like an electrical socket (in the states, that is.)
January 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm
(see my entry below for comparison)
January 24, 2012 at 11:46 pm
I need more thumbs!!
January 24, 2012 at 11:37 am
He looks like a majestic Labrador.
January 24, 2012 at 11:55 am
Looks more like a constipated Shih Tzu to me.
January 24, 2012 at 11:38 am
Is that seriously Axel Rose?
January 24, 2012 at 11:39 am
January 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm
He has embraced Bandana Couture, a look favored by rockers of a certain age for reasons I can not begin to imagine.
January 24, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Male pattern ugliness is the only reason to embrace that look.
January 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm
I like his smooth, hairless, puffy pink chest.
January 24, 2012 at 1:08 pm
It’s the most rocker way to hold a wig in place. I think Bret Michaels started the trend. Or that guy from Loverboy.
January 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Yeah, you stick a cowboy hat on top of that and you are DONE.
For formal events and awards ceremonies and stuff, just wear your BLACK bandana and cowboy hat.
Easy peasy.
January 24, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I have a coworker who does a wickedly good Rip Taylor impersonation, just by being himself.
He continues to refuse–and to be confused by–my requests that he bring in a big paper shopping bag full of confetti and throw it in the air as he walks down the hall.
He just strolled by my office…confettiless.
I just don’t understand some people.
January 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm
“He continues to refuse–and to be confused by–my requests that he bring in a big paper shopping bag full of confetti and throw it in the air as he walks down the hall.”
Damn you Mugsy Doodle, I just laughed so hard, I peed a little when I read that.
January 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm
That just made me remember The $1.98 Beauty Show.
Strangely, I’m not angry about that. That shit was funny/sad/pathetic/glorious!
January 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm
You wiiiiiiiiiiiiin the priiiiiiiiiiiiiize…
January 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm
I had no idea that he looks like this! Wow. I’m shocked.
January 24, 2012 at 6:45 pm
OK… Who else thought that was Meatloaf?
January 24, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Meatloaf is waaaaaaaaay hotter than that. DUH.
January 24, 2012 at 11:57 am
Do we have a winner?
January 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Leonardo DiCaprio had a love child. an angry, angry love child.
January 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Nope. PSH and a blowfish.
January 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Welcome to the Jumbo
January 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Jack Black looks awful these days.
January 24, 2012 at 1:26 pm
I can’t believe that’s Axl Rose. I’m so disappointed.
January 24, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Holy crap. I thought that was Rip Taylor. Shouldn’t he have confetti flying out of his hand and stuff hidden under his toupee?
January 24, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Ok, I swear I didn’t see Helen’s picture of Rip Taylor before I posted this. At least I’m not the only one that sees the resemblance.
January 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Fuzzy Underpants!?!?! Did you buy the $45 cashmere underwear from that kook who is inspired by poor people? You need to. All proceeds go to untangling her dreadlocks.
January 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Holy hell. Christopher Cross really let himself go.
January 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Time has done a more thorough job than Kris Kross could ever do…
January 24, 2012 at 6:20 pm
that’s some bit of man boob there
January 24, 2012 at 11:23 am
“so everyone wins, except the guy turning 40.”
Whaaat? He wins the MAIN PRIZE!
January 24, 2012 at 11:42 am
This is very exciting. I will be giving it my all.
January 24, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Shit, none of them have careers any more. Why don’t we pool some money and hire the kids to actually whack that douchebag and have a FJL in the vicinity film it. It would be quick, cheap and a win-win-win-win-win all the way around.
January 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Hell yes! Celebrity Death Match snuff film! I’m envisioning a whole series…
And I’ve got a whole long list of names to suggest for the next installment, too.
January 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Oh, how I wish I had time to participate! Mine would not be a drawing, however, as I am horrible at human faces. I’d have to do a miniature sculpture/scene.
January 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm
I may have a go….. gives me a reason to avoid the deadlines at college….
January 24, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Hee hee. The eddication is importint brigade strikes again.
I gave you a thumb up. College is not bearable without some distraction, and fuckery is much healthier than going to the parties where the date rapes happen.
January 24, 2012 at 2:09 pm
thank you
especially as its Art college, I have two major deadlines in less than a weeks time, and this is the second year of my degree XD
January 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Very sad that I only have 20 minutes until I leave for work. So much fuckery, so little time.
January 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm
omg this is so bad – 40 min drawing for a 40th birthday wish!
happy birthday!!
January 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Speaking of brilliant requested art, whatever became of the John Cena making sweet, sweet love to Tosh.0? I’d want that for my 40th birthday present… if I wasn’t already planning on drinking myself into the grave long before then.
January 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Oh shit I gotta call Morgan!
January 25, 2012 at 6:25 pm
I immediately thought of Morgan when I saw this contest! I can’t wait to see his interpretation.
January 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm
January 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm
I’m a little bothered by the suggestion that criss/cross got to be Jedi’s. Otherwise this is pretty cool.
January 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I feel that the saber/rays should be purple or possibly orange or yellow. Something more hiphop that better goes with their outfits.
Yes, it’s a nitpick, but this is art!
January 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Sorry, only Samuel L Jackson gets a purple lightsaber, neither criss nor cross nor any combination of them with miracles & glitter unicorns can get them to the “Jules-the-mother-fucking-Jedi” level.
January 24, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Mm, good point.
January 24, 2012 at 7:42 pm
They aren’t Jedis. They are standing in front of the film projector.
Yeah, that’s it….
January 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm
I am no artist, but I do have some glitter and glue. That alone can get me FP on Etsy, so why the fuck not.
January 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm
phooey, I’m up to my knockers in legal-type paperwork today or I’d take a stab at this. A stab, hammerlock, and illegal groin-kick. Can this guy turn 40 again some other time?
Good luck to everybody!
January 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm
New favorite saying: “Up to my knockers.”
Thank you for that.
January 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm
I want to see this too, but with Danny Bonaduce and Tonya Harding giving it a World’s Dumbest commentary treatment.
January 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm
January 24, 2012 at 6:32 pm
As much as I love this it would be pretty difficult to wrap.
January 24, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Ah, who cares? This is my consolation prize for being too unartistic to contribute anything.
I love it SO MUCH.
January 24, 2012 at 11:39 pm
Someone more talented than I could totally render this like a pop-up book! Imagine pulling the tab to make Kris Kross go up and down while Axl’s eyes deaden. How awesome would that be?
January 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Kriss Kross vs. Axl Rose as depicted by little people.
I went with the style of Robot Chicken instead of Celebrity Deathmacth.
January 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm
I’m not in charge of picking the winner, but you win.
January 24, 2012 at 2:35 pm
We have a winner!
January 24, 2012 at 3:05 pm
You win.
January 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Love it. LOVE. IT.
January 24, 2012 at 3:52 pm
I thought I would do one in the way of my octopi, just incase.
January 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm
So full of win + TATS AND CLEAVAGE!
January 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm
It needed to be done, and we thank you for it!
January 24, 2012 at 4:56 pm
That. Is. Amazeballs. You win, as far as I’m concerned.
January 24, 2012 at 5:31 pm
I don’t care about the concept now…I just want this necklace. It’s win.
BTW your ink is lovely.
January 25, 2012 at 4:23 am
Cleavage points.
January 25, 2012 at 4:27 am
Octopi bling? AWESOMENESS!!!
January 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm
looks a bit like they’re hugging him
awesome necklace
January 24, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I love the medium. It works with all types of decor, I’m imagining Spanish American
January 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I lack artistic ability so i rely on glitter instead
January 24, 2012 at 3:25 pm
K-Oatse
January 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm
OMG that wasnt on purpose, lol!
January 24, 2012 at 7:28 pm
It never is.
January 24, 2012 at 11:42 pm
Accidental Goatse strikes again!
January 24, 2012 at 3:53 pm
now I definitely have to vote for it… lol
January 24, 2012 at 2:13 pm
This is actually from a Beavis and Butthead episode. The boys are watching Jump Jump and after arguing which one is the Mack Daddy and which one is the Daddy Mack, Butthead remarks that either one of them could kick Axl’s ass.
Now I gotta paw through my crappy VHS collection to find it. Along with the one where they get thrown out of Spanish class for saying RICO SUAVE.
January 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiLEsE4TadQ
This is the video
January 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm
YES! Damn, I thought it was Jump Jump all these years. I know I’m getting old now on top of being a FJL.
FLY AWAYYYYY LESBIAN SEAGULLLLL
January 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I was wondering what would happen if the Mack Daddy and the Daddy Mack “made” you jump jump at the same time, would one of their magical jumping powers override the other? Would the person being forced against their will to jump jump accept both jump jump spells and jump jump with an aggregate of both jumping styles?
January 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I err, don’t know if this is allowed, but I’ve never seen Celebrity Deathmatch :p Yaoi style
January 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm
and by the way, yes I am rubbish at photoshop XD
January 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm
My favorite is the fact you probably had to google “two black men having sex with a white man”. Just the idea of this makes me giggle.
January 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm
it was a humorous exploration of the depths of google XD
January 24, 2012 at 3:23 pm
You mean there’s pornography on the internet????
Oh my.
January 24, 2012 at 3:53 pm
rule 34
January 24, 2012 at 6:25 pm
you only assume he googled that…it could have been in a desktop folder on his PC for YEARS.
In which case, he’s awesome!
January 25, 2012 at 11:41 am
I’m female, but thank you for assuming all men have gay black porn in their laptops XD
January 24, 2012 at 2:39 pm
‘Oh My’
—(George Takei voice)—
January 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Kris Kross Axl Sauce!
January 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Here’s my attempt!
January 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm
I love your drawing style.
January 24, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Me too. Damn. You’re talented.
January 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Hoping this post as a photo.
January 24, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Is that a Squidbilly being used as a weapon?
January 25, 2012 at 8:12 am
And is that a boner under the octopus? Awesome as always, Cappy!
January 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm
The octopus (or whatever) actually made me laugh out loud.
January 24, 2012 at 11:45 pm
Nice “wood”
January 25, 2012 at 2:29 am
Jusaminute, is this a Petja-octopus?
January 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Here’s my attempt, I also hope it posts as a photo and not code jibberish.
I have extra hate for Axel because he was a douche in Philly and Pierre Robert often talks about it LOL
January 24, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
January 24, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Except it is Axl
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-06-27-axl-rose_x.htm
January 25, 2012 at 7:47 am
Extra points for finding a deathwatch shot with exactly the right amount of pasty saggy moobs
January 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Just a quick sketch of the idea. Finished piece would be ink and water colored in monotone except for BLOOD!!!!
January 24, 2012 at 11:48 pm
Love the teeth flying out of the mouth!
January 25, 2012 at 2:31 am
Do you have a shop, or site, or blog or something?
January 25, 2012 at 8:25 am
Working on it! Strangely, I didn’t plan on having drawings in it… huh. The Etsy Store is Carriness, but there is nothing there as of yet >.< I need to get busy and list stuff!
January 24, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Carriness, that work of art just takes my breath (breathe) away. I want to see this completed!
January 24, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Thankies. I think I will, and make a nice Tshirt.
January 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Some magic made with Illustrator:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75073963@N02/6757280155
And if someone could tell me how to embed the image here, I’d appreciate it.
January 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm
No. Wait. I got it. Here’s my entry:
January 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Who put the egg yolk in his pants? Humiliating.
January 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm
I was trying to depict Axl peeing his toight pants
DD
January 24, 2012 at 7:03 pm
LOVE THIS!
January 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm
I’d like to put it in color, but I’m already pretty drunk.
January 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Oh gawd, this is fucking magical.
January 24, 2012 at 3:49 pm
You draw like this while DRUNK!? You are an incredible human being.
January 24, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Ppppfffffttttt, no. Morgan has all the talent, that’s my husband.
January 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm
FTW!
January 25, 2012 at 7:47 am
OMG-That is beautiful!! I want to see one of Mariah Carrey getting gang-banged by unicorns & Gummy-Bears!!!
January 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm
do I win anything for having seen both of these artists in concert?
January 24, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Our pity. Didn’t have time to wrap it.
January 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm
only so much I can do at work
January 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm
I love the fact that everyone seems to mystically understand that KK would use a nail spiked baseball bat mace.
January 24, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Yes, seems that was kind of a given.
January 24, 2012 at 5:30 pm
And/or stomps to the head/gut.
January 24, 2012 at 3:43 pm
January 24, 2012 at 9:01 pm
You got Axl’s tattoos perfectly!
January 24, 2012 at 3:55 pm
It’s like the more wine I drink the moire morgan draws! Ha!
January 24, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Warming to the task, is he?
January 25, 2012 at 11:47 am
It’s not often I say this to people, but YOU NEED TO DRINK MORE!!!
January 24, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Oh man, what an awesome thing to see after coming home. OK, here I go!
January 24, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Just in case anyone needs more inspiration and because no one has posted this one yet.
January 24, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Welcome to the Jungle
We’ve got tons of cake
You can have all the ‘flour’ you want
But you’d better know how to bake
You’re a Betty Crocker girl
Or maybe Sarah Lee
You can taste all ‘icing’ you want
But the sprinkles don’t come for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
See my Bundt pan ring
I’m gonna make you scream
January 25, 2012 at 7:54 am
I’m going to be singing that all day. Going to take some explaining to those unfamiliar with the joy of regretsy
January 25, 2012 at 12:25 pm
It’s been stuck in MY head all day, I figure why not share?
January 24, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I like it even better, cuz I spelled “whack” wrong …
January 24, 2012 at 4:31 pm
This just made my day. Correction…the whole year, eff it my whole life is complete now.
January 24, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Can anyone do me a solid and either tell me how one goes about posting an image or link me to some directions?
January 24, 2012 at 4:55 pm
There’s a good tutorial here: http://winningateverything.com/2658
January 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Boom diggity! Thanks April and janellerene
Actual homework got in the way of a finished piece, but I wanted to share what I can make happen in my artistic abilitiez.*
*Actual ability may vary
January 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Frak. I dunno how to turn it… I usually lure nearby males into doing that stuff for me with my boobs and a helpless look.
My laziness has officially bitten me in the arse
January 25, 2012 at 7:56 am
Is that Axl’s prolapsed rectum being yanked there?
January 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm
Yes indeedy
January 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Go to http://tinypic.com/ …upload your image, then cut n’ paste the HTML Code for Websites. Use the Comment Preview button here on Regretsy to make sure it’s there before you submit your comment
January 24, 2012 at 5:10 pm
OK, here it is!
January 24, 2012 at 5:12 pm
I actually haven’t seen this show since I was little, but I remember it being hilariously graphic? So a chainsaw and guts, if you please.
January 24, 2012 at 6:28 pm
favorite so far!!
January 24, 2012 at 7:27 pm
I guess violently murdering Axl Rose with a chainsaw is not approved by photobucket. Should I try posting it on another image hosting site?
January 24, 2012 at 7:30 pm
ONE MORE TIME.
Also, does this mean I win the most graphic image for having it removed from a website?
January 24, 2012 at 7:34 pm
All right, yet another attempt with a different website. Last time I think was just due to me not having had anything to drink tonight and therefore being unable to function on the internet.
January 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm
OK, I’m just failing. I’ll just wait to see if someone wants me to repost. Otherwise, I’ll be content with failing twice and also offending Photobucket..
January 24, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Try these:
http://www.imgjoe.com/
http://tinypic.com/
Both of these hosts don’t care what kind of fuckery you post, as far as I know.
January 24, 2012 at 7:49 pm
January 24, 2012 at 7:50 pm
OK, there.
January 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Note: the previous two attempts were due entirely to my incompetence. So now you know something very important about who I am.
January 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Yes, but now I have…
“Universe Pants, Universe Pants
Size of the entire Universe Pants
Usually kind to Smaller Pants
Universe Man”
running through my head.
January 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Universe Pants. Damn.
January 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm
This whole post makes me so happy!
January 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm
I was thinking the same thing. I’m just enjoying this sooo much!
January 24, 2012 at 6:37 pm
I’m in awe of the talent here. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler.
January 24, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Amazing drawings! I am so glad I don’t have to pick a winner.
January 24, 2012 at 6:57 pm
I only have MS Paint at work….
January 24, 2012 at 7:54 pm
This post has me laughing so hard, yet my boyfriend just looks at me worried. I think his sense of humor is broken.
January 24, 2012 at 7:58 pm
January 25, 2012 at 8:14 am
WINNAR!!!!
January 24, 2012 at 8:15 pm
So, who has shared this on Axl Rose’s Facebook page?
January 24, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Kris Kross hot-glueing Axl Rose’s ridiculous fake braids on backwards.
January 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Amazing submissions. April, you have your work cut out for you. I drew this earlier, and, five White Russians later, I have the guts to post it. NAMASTE!!!!
January 25, 2012 at 12:43 am
January 25, 2012 at 10:38 am
lol – gotta love the little *stars* of pain and the stars and stripes undergarments!
those pants must have been a bear to remove with those boots on!!