I also wish I could afford this. I would wear it when shopping, especially on days like Black Friday. “Back off, it’s MINE! If you try to take it from me, suffer the wrath of getting tit-bit!”
If you can supply the Siamese cat fur and the crystals,I can get you a pair of alligator heads from the truck stop down the road for $20. That brings it into the realm of affordabity.
Wouldn’t it look like your baby was french kissing the croc? Or maybe more like the croc was eating the babies face … either would certainly give the folks who are squicked by nursing babies something to think about …
It would look like the croc is eating the baby, which if you could make it so the teeth wouldn’t hurt the baby, would be AWESOME. I would love to see the look on some nipple nazi’s face as she’s breastfeeding at the foodcourt in the mall if someone wearing this sat down next to her and started to breastfeed.
What’s unfortunate is that it can be a dietary staple for some. Apparently, my father lived off of nutria in college since it was so easy to hunt. Yay for growing up in the crazy south!!!
They should be earning their keep. Anyone else think of Sea Rat from Cowboy Bebop when they think of Nutria – except Nutria are a destructive invasive species of course.
It is my fervent wish that we find tasty and/or fashionable solutions to reduce/eliminate harmful invasive species. European Starling pie anyone? Maybe we can make some tasteful throws with a starling head fringe?
For serious – behind habitat destruction and cats (which I think should be indoor for this reason among others BTW), European Starlings are among the worse offenders for songbird extinction in North America.
If you want to help out your local cavity nesting birdies you can try supplying bird houses that are not good for starlings with a entrance hole of 1-1/2″ or less.
Detest those starling too. Had a pair of woodpeckers who had 2 babies. Starlings wanted the hole in the tree and harasses the parents & killed the babies to get the nest. I know it’s nature, but was still so pissed I kept going out and using a hose with an attachment to shoot water in the hole. After 3 days those nasty things gave up and went somewhere else to nest!
Also, LadyAmericana
Good advice. I have a Bluebird house as well as a wren house which the chickadees use while the wrens insist (4 years) on nesting in my folding beach/camping chairs (I just don’t get wrens but whose going to argue with such fierce cuties)?
And the worst thing – nutria at least have a use, and they were introduced for their fur. Starlings were introduced by a group of people who wanted to have, in North America, all the birds mentioned in Shakespeare’s plays. I’m not making this shit up. And it took them THREE TRYS before they got established.
@Midnight Rambler: You beat me to it. I couldn’t believe that craziness when I read it…and why didn’t they stop at 2 tries?? I love birds something fierce, except for starlings.
Maybe they can be made to “sing”, jaws flapping along to some aggravating cover of your choice. Currently torn between “Summer Nights” (left side does the female parts, right side does the male) and “Never Smile at a Crocodile”.
Need to make up a completely unique song about the alligators being the protectors of the tatas and any man who gets too close will lose a finger or a hand.
I must be going crazy, because the first thing I thought of was that it was ridiculously underpriced. Somewhere, some crazy fucker will pay at least $400 for that thing.
That’s what I was thinking. Two alligators gave up their lives for this for only $180…well, and a giant rat or two did as well. Some weirdo with some alligator titty fetish would pay big bucks for it.
Tonight you have spoiled me. I’d just told my sister that unless she picked one of those hats she couldn’t attend my wedding, and now, damn you, you post those crocs. If you have a skirt and shoes post ready to go then make it quick, cos our budget is not big enough for all of this fuckery. even at that bargain basement price.
This is one of those times I’m actually thrilled to see it on a real person. The model does not look comfortable, but that could be because she is trying to keep a turkey-gator hybrid from falling off of her head.
I, conversely, shall continue to look at them with awed terror whether they’re crawling around in a swamp or staring glassily at me from some chick’s sternum.
Does this remind anyone else of being at Ringling Bros. Circus as a kid? I think I would wear it for sentimental value alone.
That and it would be the only way I could safely walk around NYC alone at night. Although, all the streetwalkers might get jealous of the Mighty Croc Tits! It might start a fight.
i feel like there needs to be a cod piece to match. that is really the only suitable option for him to show up in with you wearing this. you could play down on the bayou in the bedroom.
In my real life I’m a reporter in Buttfuck Swampland, Louisiana, the land of the nutria. Nutria are big hideous swamp rats that were imported to America for the fur trade, and then set loose when the fur industry bombed. Unfortunately, they reproduce really quickly and love to eat wetlands and burrow in flood-protection levees. Nutria eat so many of our wetlands in Louisiana that the state actually pays coonasses $5 to shoot them en masse and cut off their tails to turn in for bounty. People hope that if there was some kind of market for nutria fur again we might be able to get more people to kill them. In fact, at one point, there was a campaign to try to get people in Louisiana to eat nutria. But in a state where people will eat just about anything, they couldn’t get the Cajuns interested.
Maybe the person, who made it, was just compelled to make it? Sometimes I feel like I must create…and they are promoting the use of animal parts that most of us would just throw away. It’s called being green, or being a total weirdo…still, it’s somehow good for the planet and someone has to think of it as art somehow.
Mammary Dentata
What a wonderful phrase
Mammary Dentata
Ain’t no passing craaaaze
It means no fingers, for the rest of your days
You were hoping to get lucky
But her boobs are snappy
Mammary Dentata~
Yeah you wanted a grope free
But her chest is toothy
Mammary Dentata~
I’m putting money in my Jesus Saves piggy bank and waiting with baited breath for the manfolk version. Maybe a Snapping Turtle head with sewer rat fur codpiece? Ooooh, I’m all tingly thinking about it.
Although I know that gay parents are no more likely to have gay children, I have to imagine that if Liberace had children, this is why they would end up gay…
…or in an asylum.
(Actually, Liberace was a pretty cool guy. I went trick-or-treating at his house when I was 4. True story. No, I didn’t go inside.)
I see nothing wrong with this. Of course I have been playing Skyrim for about a month and a half and completely rejecting human contact so that might have something to do with it.
I wish I could see what the people that craft things like this look like. I mean, she’s selling this beauty. What treasures is she keeping for herself and her grocery shopping trips?
I think this amazing piece would look fabulous with the headgear from the previous post. The one with the antlers…..I wish i could take credit for that idea , but it was actually my husbands……
It’s keg day at the office, so when I first saw this, the coworker and I had the following convo:
“Are those unicorn horns? Like, alligator-unicorn heads?”
“No, it’s the straps.”
“Oh. I’d totally buy a unigator bra. Wear that shit under a little black dress. I’d be the belle of the ball.”
“Horns over or under the bustline?”
January 16, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Well that’s one way to ward off roaming hands I guess…
January 16, 2012 at 2:16 pm
January 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm
You wouldn’t be able to say “hey, my eyes are up here” any more… because, well, YOUR TITS NOW HAVE EYES. And teeth.
Mind you, this would be totally appropriate to wear on the red carpet to the opening of the Teeth movie … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
This is GLORIOUS. I will never be sexually harrassed at the club again.
To you think I can get the seller to make the heads animatronic? I want them to bite things.
January 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
January 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
We would never be able to turn up at the same party. Talk about embarrassing.
January 16, 2012 at 1:40 pm
After my breast reduction surgery, I’ll have one made with hamster heads.
January 16, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Oh the photo opportunities.
January 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm
I am totally serious. If it wasn’t for the price…
I mean this thing is so ridiculous it crosses over into amazing and I am tragically impulsive.
I WANT. THIS.
January 16, 2012 at 1:40 pm
I also wish I could afford this. I would wear it when shopping, especially on days like Black Friday. “Back off, it’s MINE! If you try to take it from me, suffer the wrath of getting tit-bit!”
January 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm
So many benefits! Guaranteed seating on public transport, being left alone to read your book, being sent home from work on a slow day…
January 16, 2012 at 2:07 pm
“Tit-Bit” = awesome band name
January 17, 2012 at 11:34 am
Vertical Grimace–perfect! It would leave both hands free, unlike that amateur who used pepper spray.
January 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm
If you can supply the Siamese cat fur and the crystals,I can get you a pair of alligator heads from the truck stop down the road for $20. That brings it into the realm of affordabity.
January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I think it says a lot about me that I just thought ‘Yeah, that’s actually a great idea…’
January 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm
I live in Florida, I’m sure I can get some gator heads cheap.
January 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Cheaper than a truck stop in Seffner?
January 16, 2012 at 1:58 pm
I agree, awesomest alligator bustier ever!
I’d totally rock this.
February 15, 2012 at 6:46 pm
“awesomest alligator head bustier ever” implies you have seen other alligator head bustiers?!
January 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Me too. I want it with the burning hot passion of a thousand distant suns! It is sublimely wonderful.
January 16, 2012 at 10:14 pm
I know the feeling.
It’s insane but awesome.
January 16, 2012 at 2:09 pm
That is a great idea for these because without the heads moving and biting what’s the point?
January 16, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Make them bellow like bull gator too.
January 17, 2012 at 6:00 am
I dunno: I know some Cajun guys who would be all over this.
(That’s not a swipe at Louisiana. I’m being serious.)
January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Is there “easy access” available through the gator heads ?
January 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I, too, was wondering this. Could you breastfeed while wearing it? That’s the real question.
January 16, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Wouldn’t it look like your baby was french kissing the croc? Or maybe more like the croc was eating the babies face … either would certainly give the folks who are squicked by nursing babies something to think about …
January 16, 2012 at 2:16 pm
It would look like the croc is eating the baby, which if you could make it so the teeth wouldn’t hurt the baby, would be AWESOME. I would love to see the look on some nipple nazi’s face as she’s breastfeeding at the foodcourt in the mall if someone wearing this sat down next to her and started to breastfeed.
January 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm
How about a top made with plush alligator heads for cups, that have snaps? The upper part could go over the baby’s head.
January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Hmm if I want to make one of these myself….I better get crocing.
I suppose I’d finish it sooner or gator.
January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
How much time do you have to spend in the tanning bed to have a complexion that matches your tits?
January 16, 2012 at 1:33 pm
See also: Nutria = BIG RAT
January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
that’s a rat bustier?
and a poorly made one, even by rat bustier standards.
January 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm
What’s unfortunate is that it can be a dietary staple for some. Apparently, my father lived off of nutria in college since it was so easy to hunt. Yay for growing up in the crazy south!!!
January 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm
They should be earning their keep. Anyone else think of Sea Rat from Cowboy Bebop when they think of Nutria – except Nutria are a destructive invasive species of course.
It is my fervent wish that we find tasty and/or fashionable solutions to reduce/eliminate harmful invasive species. European Starling pie anyone? Maybe we can make some tasteful throws with a starling head fringe?
January 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Ooh, I despise starlings. They are always so rude to the little house sparrows. We should definitely find a way to rid the U.S. of them.
Also, I remember a few years back, they tried to make nutria the new “it” fur. It didn’t work then and this seller needs to know it’s not working now.
January 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm
For serious – behind habitat destruction and cats (which I think should be indoor for this reason among others BTW), European Starlings are among the worse offenders for songbird extinction in North America.
If you want to help out your local cavity nesting birdies you can try supplying bird houses that are not good for starlings with a entrance hole of 1-1/2″ or less.
January 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Detest those starling too. Had a pair of woodpeckers who had 2 babies. Starlings wanted the hole in the tree and harasses the parents & killed the babies to get the nest. I know it’s nature, but was still so pissed I kept going out and using a hose with an attachment to shoot water in the hole. After 3 days those nasty things gave up and went somewhere else to nest!
January 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Also, LadyAmericana
Good advice. I have a Bluebird house as well as a wren house which the chickadees use while the wrens insist (4 years) on nesting in my folding beach/camping chairs (I just don’t get wrens but whose going to argue with such fierce cuties)?
January 17, 2012 at 1:04 am
And the worst thing – nutria at least have a use, and they were introduced for their fur. Starlings were introduced by a group of people who wanted to have, in North America, all the birds mentioned in Shakespeare’s plays. I’m not making this shit up. And it took them THREE TRYS before they got established.
January 17, 2012 at 5:37 am
There’s a reason that nobody cries for the dead starling. Well except for Clarice . . .
January 17, 2012 at 11:39 am
@Midnight Rambler: You beat me to it. I couldn’t believe that craziness when I read it…and why didn’t they stop at 2 tries?? I love birds something fierce, except for starlings.
January 16, 2012 at 7:32 pm
They wanna come up to NYC and harvest in the subways? I hear gray is trendy this winter.
January 16, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Call me when the jaws are motorized and I can flip a switch and make them go “CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP.”
January 16, 2012 at 2:16 pm
What if they sang a song, too?
Do you remember the fillet o fish commercials? “Gimme that fillet o fish, gimme that fish…”
What would the alligators have to say? I wonder, but we may never know.
January 16, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Dang, great minds, etc.
January 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm
It needs to be Roy Scheider’s voice saying
“we’re going to need a bigger bust”
January 16, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Maybe they can be made to “sing”, jaws flapping along to some aggravating cover of your choice. Currently torn between “Summer Nights” (left side does the female parts, right side does the male) and “Never Smile at a Crocodile”.
January 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Need to make up a completely unique song about the alligators being the protectors of the tatas and any man who gets too close will lose a finger or a hand.
January 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm
It should sing the Crocodile Rock.
January 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm
More like Crocodile RACK! Amiright?
January 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm
yeah but that would give Jeff Foxworthy a reason to tour again.
January 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Crocodile Rock. Laaa la la la la laaa…
January 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm
What about this? Schnappi, schnappi, schnappi….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU
January 16, 2012 at 1:35 pm
i think i found what i’m getting married in.
January 16, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I never thought one could live out such disparate 80′s movies fantasies all in one wardrobe! Dundee, meet Mad Max.
Two boobs enter…
January 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
That’s about what I was thinking… Something like Crocodile Dundee’s girlfriend’s lingerie.
January 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Who wore it better: Terri Irwin or Crocodile Dundee’s Sue?
January 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm
I was thinking more Xena Warrior princess but from the bayou…
January 17, 2012 at 5:39 am
Put this on Gabrielle and we have a DEAL! Nom. Nom. Nom.
January 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
That Bustier is nipping out.
January 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm
I want one with spring-loaded gator heads, so I can attack from a distance.
January 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Even better if they were connected to a taser.
January 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm
I must be going crazy, because the first thing I thought of was that it was ridiculously underpriced. Somewhere, some crazy fucker will pay at least $400 for that thing.
January 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm
That’s what I came here to say! I expected an item with two BIG, genuine animal skulls on it (not to mention fur) to cost more.
January 16, 2012 at 2:11 pm
That’s what I was thinking. Two alligators gave up their lives for this for only $180…well, and a giant rat or two did as well. Some weirdo with some alligator titty fetish would pay big bucks for it.
January 16, 2012 at 1:41 pm
I would really love this but I think the rhinestones are kind of tacky.
January 16, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Just the rhinestones are tacky. I agree.
January 16, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Act now and we’ll throw in a free Wooly Mammoth codpiece!
January 16, 2012 at 1:42 pm
But does it come in large sizes for busty women? And would there be an option for breast feeding? I will need that soon.
January 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Yeah, but you have to wrangle the crocs yourself.
January 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Always a catch. But it might be worth it for the extra room and comfort. I’m sure this would be an acceptable alternative to the breast feeding bra.
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Damn. Based on the headline, I was hoping there was going to be comfortable, brightly-colored, rubber footwear involved.
January 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Tonight you have spoiled me. I’d just told my sister that unless she picked one of those hats she couldn’t attend my wedding, and now, damn you, you post those crocs. If you have a skirt and shoes post ready to go then make it quick, cos our budget is not big enough for all of this fuckery. even at that bargain basement price.
January 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm
This is one of those times I’m actually thrilled to see it on a real person. The model does not look comfortable, but that could be because she is trying to keep a turkey-gator hybrid from falling off of her head.
January 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm
The ‘gators sit higher up than I was expecting. I assumed the wearer’s nipples were supposed to be centred in their open mouths.
January 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm
the nipplies are a chin-rest for the crocs. Otherwise they would flap around…
January 16, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Titlandia!
January 16, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I’ll never look at alligators the same way again…
January 16, 2012 at 8:23 pm
I, conversely, shall continue to look at them with awed terror whether they’re crawling around in a swamp or staring glassily at me from some chick’s sternum.
January 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Do you think wearing the matching feathered head-dress would be too much?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/81275515/brown-feathered-gator-headdress
January 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Only if you get the skirt, you must get the skirt.
January 16, 2012 at 1:53 pm
But what shoes would I wear?
January 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Crocs?
January 16, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Crocs are NEVER the right shoes.
January 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Alligator pumps.
January 17, 2012 at 7:18 am
Don’t forget to add shoe clips (preferably of rat fur, rhinestones and feathers as well)!
January 16, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I am oddly in love with that headdress. I would wear this out… perhaps grocery shopping?
January 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm
I want to wear the whole ensemble to Christmas in July at camp this summer.
January 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Stare deeply into my alligator eyes. And by that I mean, look at my tits.
January 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm
You mean “Excuse me, my tits are down HERE?”
January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
The resemblance to my ex-wife is Uncanny.
January 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm
You mean the sharp toothed reptiles?
January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Does this remind anyone else of being at Ringling Bros. Circus as a kid? I think I would wear it for sentimental value alone.
That and it would be the only way I could safely walk around NYC alone at night. Although, all the streetwalkers might get jealous of the Mighty Croc Tits! It might start a fight.
January 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Fuck me running. The road kill shawl is a now not an option either.
January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
There are very few things more fashionable then wearing dead predatory animals on your tits. I’m surprised this hasn’t gone mainstream yet.
January 16, 2012 at 7:41 pm
It’s to go with the gator “paws” on the other chick’s head.
January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
i feel like there needs to be a cod piece to match. that is really the only suitable option for him to show up in with you wearing this. you could play down on the bayou in the bedroom.
January 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Only if the codpiece is made from an actual cod. Gotta stay with the aquatic theme, you know?
January 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm
My, what perky crocs you have!
The better to scare you with my dear!
January 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Nutria-palooza??
“In support of the organization to utilize more of the nutria”??
What??
January 16, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Nutria, over sized swamp rats that are actually more like otters. I hear they’re tasty, but I’m just not enough of a coonass to try it… yet.
January 16, 2012 at 3:59 pm
In my real life I’m a reporter in Buttfuck Swampland, Louisiana, the land of the nutria. Nutria are big hideous swamp rats that were imported to America for the fur trade, and then set loose when the fur industry bombed. Unfortunately, they reproduce really quickly and love to eat wetlands and burrow in flood-protection levees. Nutria eat so many of our wetlands in Louisiana that the state actually pays coonasses $5 to shoot them en masse and cut off their tails to turn in for bounty. People hope that if there was some kind of market for nutria fur again we might be able to get more people to kill them. In fact, at one point, there was a campaign to try to get people in Louisiana to eat nutria. But in a state where people will eat just about anything, they couldn’t get the Cajuns interested.
http://nutria.com/site14.php
January 16, 2012 at 7:31 pm
If Cajuns won’t eat it/can’t make it taste good there is no hope.
January 16, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Oh joy! I’ve found what I’m going to wear for my audition for the next Conan movie!
January 16, 2012 at 1:53 pm
SOMEONE CALL LADY GAGA, STAT! She must know.
This is one of the most beautiful bits of whimsicality I have ever seen.
January 16, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Just because you have needle, thread, and a couple of aligators heads DOES NOT MEAN you should make clothing out of it.
However, the more I think about it, the more I think this is a great costume piece… for someone else.
January 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Maybe the person, who made it, was just compelled to make it? Sometimes I feel like I must create…and they are promoting the use of animal parts that most of us would just throw away. It’s called being green, or being a total weirdo…still, it’s somehow good for the planet and someone has to think of it as art somehow.
January 16, 2012 at 2:01 pm
All I had to read was “Alligator” and “Nutria” to know that this had to be produced in my home state of Louisiana, sigh.
January 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm
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January 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ve seen uglier things.
January 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Yeah, you obviously haven’t been here long enough.
January 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm
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January 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Mammary dentata will now be one more psychological nightmare for some poor guys out there.
My extensive online research on snatch dentata also brought up this piece that could be worn at the same time:
http://io9.com/5568455/vagina-dentata-condom-distributed-at-the-world-cup
Aren’t we just a bunch of delicate little flowers?
January 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Mammary Dentata
What a wonderful phrase
Mammary Dentata
Ain’t no passing craaaaze
It means no fingers, for the rest of your days
You were hoping to get lucky
But her boobs are snappy
Mammary Dentata~
Yeah you wanted a grope free
But her chest is toothy
Mammary Dentata~
January 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I totally read that link as “vagina dentata COSTUME distributed at the world cup”. Needless to say, I was confused and curious.
January 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm
After reading that article you linked I’m:
-wholly disgusted by many of those comments
-probably reading into your wording too much
-completely glad I’m back on Regretsy laughing at silly crocodile heads on clothes.
January 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm
some of the comments were a bit creepy :/
January 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
I see the team suits for the next summer games! It’s all about psyching your opponent out, you know.
January 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm
I’ve heard of snappy dressers, but this is ridiculous.
January 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Yuck! Dead alligators and rat fur… Yes, nutria are the largest of the rats:(
January 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm
My Mama says that these titties are ornery ’cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
January 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Alligutria bustier. The perfect gift for the woman who has everything, and whose guts you hate.
Or who is chock full of fuckery. Either way, you get one hell of a reveal when this is opened.
January 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Why is I have less problem with the idea of wearing alligator heads on my tits than wearing nutria skins anywhere on my body?
January 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm
I’m putting money in my Jesus Saves piggy bank and waiting with baited breath for the manfolk version. Maybe a Snapping Turtle head with sewer rat fur codpiece? Ooooh, I’m all tingly thinking about it.
January 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm
All crocs are fashion no-nos.
January 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm
This thing is just such a croc of tit.
January 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm
I think she’s a Forsworn looter. Which of course means she’s carrying no good weapons or loot.
January 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm
You can sell the head-dresses for a fair bit in Markath.
January 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm
But she can see you sneaking up on her from 200 yards away.
January 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm
That bustier could give you really hard nips.
January 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Great.
Now EVERYONE is going to be wearing this at Burning Man.
January 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Someone play music. Her savage breast is in need of soothing.
January 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Um, is it weird that I want this with all of my body and soul? I could totally traumatize my three kids by wearing this.
January 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm
just curious, any of you lot notice this one?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/74662491/the-big-banana-headdress?ref=v1_other_2
January 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Someone PLEASE wear this to the meet up!
January 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Well, at least the Crocs look PERKY.
January 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Although I know that gay parents are no more likely to have gay children, I have to imagine that if Liberace had children, this is why they would end up gay…
…or in an asylum.
(Actually, Liberace was a pretty cool guy. I went trick-or-treating at his house when I was 4. True story. No, I didn’t go inside.)
January 16, 2012 at 6:24 pm
If I were a drag queen I would fight other bitches for the number one place in the purchase line.
January 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Hey, the price went up! I just went to the item page and this piece of glory is $210 now. IS THERE NO MERCY?
January 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Didn’t Kate Winslet wear this to the Golden Globes last night?
January 16, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Tonight at 10:00 – when boobs attack!!
January 16, 2012 at 7:32 pm
I see nothing wrong with this. Of course I have been playing Skyrim for about a month and a half and completely rejecting human contact so that might have something to do with it.
January 16, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Guys, try motorboating up in that.
January 17, 2012 at 1:30 am
I wish I could see what the people that craft things like this look like. I mean, she’s selling this beauty. What treasures is she keeping for herself and her grocery shopping trips?
January 17, 2012 at 7:19 am
I think this amazing piece would look fabulous with the headgear from the previous post. The one with the antlers…..I wish i could take credit for that idea , but it was actually my husbands……
January 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm
This is the greatest thing in the world. Who doesn’t want alligator tittys??
January 17, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Great strides have been made in the development of booby traps.
January 20, 2012 at 2:04 pm
It’s keg day at the office, so when I first saw this, the coworker and I had the following convo:
“Are those unicorn horns? Like, alligator-unicorn heads?”
“No, it’s the straps.”
“Oh. I’d totally buy a unigator bra. Wear that shit under a little black dress. I’d be the belle of the ball.”
“Horns over or under the bustline?”
January 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm
i adore this! Its brill!