Holy shit. I’ve got to find one of those pizza boomerangs… before it finds me.
what the fuck did i just watch.
You just watched a guy eat a pizza that passed through another guy’s penis. As for why he would do such a thing, no fucking clue.
He’d ordered extra sausage, and when it came without it, he took the initiative to add some on his own…
That actually makes sense in a really fucked up way. I salute you PaganChick!
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my partner watched this with me. his immediate reaction on seeing that moustache man licking his fingers was “wow, he really likes that other guy’s dick blood.”
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought that.
My DH just walked thru and said, “Hey, that sounds like John Cougar Mellencamp.”
My take? ALL sh*tty music sounds like John Cougar Mellencamp.
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Is there a regretsy group? I mean, I know we have comments threads and forums, but there should be fb group too.
Not the only one stephsparkle. However it was funny, just bad timing. If the flasher part was the last segment it would have been great – at least until the blond guy ate the slong pie.
Yeah…. I was all prepared to share the video on my Facebook page, when suddenly, PENIS. D:
That’s why my friends and I have a secret group on Facebook, no parents, no classmates, etc. were where post all the sick crap we find on the internet. It helps make Facebook more fun for me
So do we!
We’re not all in the same group, are we?
Ditto. I don’t care about parents but there are things that my students do NOT need to know that I know/do.
As my gay brother would say, “That’s so gay.”
Horns, I also have such a secret group. It’s called Regretsy.
I was wondering the same thing. Actually, I was wondering why April posted it.
Then the pizza cut off the guy’s penis and everything made sense again. As much as it ever does, anyway.
Hell, I want one of the pizza boomerangs to find someone!
WTF is a universal language
Forget Rudolph flavor, I want mine Blitzen!
Their first menu used comic sans serif and they didn’t discover the mistake for a while. Diners read “Donner,” but thought it read “Donder.” At least they enjoyed themselves.
Donner, party of 10… Party of 9…. Party of 8…
And people wonder why the Euro is collapsing.
I… have no words but I now have the urge to watch 300 and order in from Pizza Glen.
I look at the dude’s chest and think yes, but then I look at his gladiator ballet slippers and think no…
He had shoes on?
He had feet?
He was a hipster god, obviously, because of his glasses.
And a Damned Fine Hipster God at that.
Those glasses rock. My boss wears glasses like that and they are awesome.
Other than it obviously not being him, I thought he totally looked like Jemaine Clement.
My favorite part is when he does that little glasses adjust, right before he eats the boomerang.
If it’s any consolation, some day people will recognize him at “The Pizza Boomarang Guy”. With all the shame THAT entails.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. I thought he was CG. But no no no he’s just made of YES!
He’s wearing slippers? (sorry, eyes never unglued from the rippling chest muscles)
I rather liked his footwear, but I can find no excuse for the glasses.
My husband just gave me the look when I commented that the aviators made no sense. To be fair, his point that none of it made sense was a good one, but even in context – such as it is – the glasses were strange.
He’s the lovechild of Brad, Rocky and Frank. Borne by Brad.
Watch the movie “Gentlemen Broncos”…it sort of explains the glasses in a strange way. On a separate and unrelated subject: when the pizza was in the microwave it sure looked like play-doh.
Yea, I didn’t even start with the retro glasses or his headgear..
John Denver is looking pretty good!
I know it’s a term reserved for girls, but he’s what I’d call a “Butter Face”…
I was busy thinking that, “I realize celebrities make commercials in other countries, but what was Brad Pitt selling in this?” Then I saw the whole penis thing, and was even more confused.
Brad Pitt never looked THAT good.
I… I really don’t know what to say about this, except that that must have been some very sharp pizza. And that I’m really glad I decided to make chicken tonight.
Chicken Tonight (R)?
You know, I never did see that commercial, I only ever saw the simpsons do it.
Random penis amputation!
Did NOT see that one coming!
A space gladiator (god??) needs only three things to season his pizza, the misery of the suicidal, the blood from a mans penis, and the touch of an Asian man.
I think that was my favorite part though, that and the girls callous laughter as she is sprayed with dick blood.
Perhaps his mother told him that he needed to consume a virgin’s blood…and just assumed he’d look for girl.
Because nothing is as miserable as an old man in a horrible Christmas sweaterXD
I too thought that the sweater was really inspired.
Yeah, the video really takes a turn around 1:40, doesn’t it?
I was quite enjoying this until about 1:42.
My favourite bit:
You’ll have to watch it to find out what’s so funny.
I was about to click ahead when it got to that part. So glad I didn’t. To miss that fuckery would have sucked and I wouldn’t be laughing right now.
She vants to suck your …
I had just got my laughing under some sort of control, when this set me off again.
The pizza we are having for dinner is boringly circle-shaped. Damn you Boomerang Pizza!
Judicious use of a pizza cutter…and then you could carve the pizza into a pleasing shape as well.
With judicious use of a pizza cutter, you can also amputate random flasher-penis, too… Making your home-made pizza boomerang experience complete.
I think I’ve just had an epiphany. Either that or a nosebleed. Both are apt right now.
We all just had an Ephiphany: it was last Friday!
Perhaps it was an aneurysm?
That’s Thor’s younger brother, Dale. He’s a pizza delivery guy, since it was too hard to live in his brother’s shadow, so he dropped out of college and decided to just be happy with giving people the will to live.
He looks like a guy I dated for two years in college (just in the face, though he did always claim he was totally going to start working out and bulk up). And he DID drop out of college. And wore glasses like that (in the mid-90s- HOT!)
Yes, I had terrible taste in men, but he did have other qualities that were a priority to 20yo me, such as a LOT more to lose than that flasher.
A little sausage and extra tomato sauce on your pizza anyone?
He paid for it later, with wicked heartburn. “I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing,” he kept muttering to his wife.
Part of me wishes there were English subtitles. The other part realizes that it probably will make just as little sense once translated into English.
There are subtitles, just have to click the little box at the bottom. And no, it isn’t going to help you make any sense out of this
Everytime I read “pi-pi-pi-pizza boo-boo-boo-boomerang,” I would hear “Chi-chi-chi-chia!” in my head.
I clicked the little box at the bottom and nothing happened
Oddly, that’s what my husband said last night…
Click the CC box. That worked for me.
I finally found it, and the translation only made things even more confusing.
No, you were absolutely correct; the subtitles did not clear anything up at all for me, except for why the pizza boomerang at the end had antlers……did clear that up, but little else!
In the (something) of the ages, the control of fire has set men apart and (something). From this, then, if the man is a different animal, then he eats (something about a tongue) … but there is a cure to always (something).
It’s the second semester of Spaaanish Spaanish Love Sooooong ….
I can’t decide whether to be very proud of myself for getting so close or very chagrined that I missed the CC button.
Que hora es, que hora es?
(No remembro how to say ‘eleven’)
I love that song.
Once pronounce ont thay…. Guareteed to make you sound like a Mexican with a bad lisp….
Ooo. They are teaching you the hoity-toity spanish that they speak in Barthelona
I speak Spanish fluently, and it doesn’t even make sense in Spanish, so don’t think something got lost in translation. Oh, those silly, silly Spaniards and their quirky collective sense of humor.
I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy in my life. That says a lot about the power of the pizza boomerang. And my life.
the barbecued octopus scene was harrowing.
Let me get this straight… there was full on castration, a suicide contemplation, and a spartan in ballet shoes, and it’s the octopus that’s going to haunt your dreams?
Don’t forget all those ugly Christmas sweaters! That vest would make me suicidal too (although the first guy already looked like a zombie).
It had it all….and my dreams strangely already included these things.
everyone knows octopi are steampunk! what will the craft world do now that steampunk is dead…barbecued in cold blood
I think that’s my favourite part. So sad. So Octopus. Pizza boomerang!
I was honestly expecting the pizza boomerang to decapitate the octopus-killer-cooker. Especially after the botched circumcision.
I agree. That part really freaked me out. There’s no way an octopus that big could get evenly cooked on a grill that small.
I have never .. in my life .. strung together a set of concepts as absolutely bizarre as what’s showcased here. Now I understand why I never went into advertising.
Where does this stuff come from?
Drugs. Lots of heavy duty drugs.
Curiously, that’s also the treatment for the nightmares this will undoubtedly cause me.
Share please? Eek.
Holy everloving Christ! Where does one even begin?!?
The ’70s glasses, or the wreath sweater on the suicidal Asian, or the exhibitionist’s detatched member being laughed at…
I need a drink. A big one.
I have wreath sweatervest envy.
I was CONVINCED — until the old guy in the Christmas sweater showed up — that this was a massive play on “When-a da moon hits your eye like-a big-a pizz-a pie, dat’s amore.”
Actually, the guy in the sweater looks so much like my Uncle Giacomo that I still was pretty convinced at that point.
I think I’d rather have a stromboli frisbee, myself.
Now that I think about it, a pizza would make a much better frisbee while a stromboli, or perhaps a calzone, would make a far better boomerang.
Tortillas are extremely aerodynamic.
ohhhh…what little I remember of college.
Tortilla tossing is a time honored tradition in the Southwest. It’s our equivalent of TPing.
Nothing makes me hungry for pizza quite like a severed dick.
That’s what Jeffrey Dalhmer said!
severed dick=Dahmer pepperoni!
When he invited someone for dinner and they were late, know what they got? The cold shoulder.
I think I’ll stick to my Pizza in a Cup.
I’m still waiting for my septuacentennial cupcake, in-a-cup!
Just don’t try to take it on an airplane.
I’ve got 3 1/2 weeks before I get on a plane, I think I can finish it before then.
Or at least the frosting… I’ll be damned if I let the TSA have my frosting…
It’s so much better than the Cup O Pizza.
Oooh, I wonder if BBQ’d octopus in a cup would ever take off?
So, Bronc’s new commercial appearance as The God of Boomerangs!
EXACTLY what I was thinking. They don’t make them cooler than Bronc Drywall.
On another note, I think what is right with this commercial is what is missing in American commercials. Damn censor boards!
he ate the pizza boomerang after it sliced someones penis off…how unsanitary.
It’s the only way you can eat someone out when you live in the clouds.
I’m glad it wasn’t just me thinking that!
I’ve screamed a time or two, as well, when I stupidly fished something piping hot out of a microwave with my bare hands.
But I must admit the severed penis was an.. interesting sales pitch.
I think they’re targeting the disaffected spouse demographic.
This is the Spanish equivalent of a Super Bowl commercial. Maybe it will show up on the World Cup broadcast…and the result will be men curling up in the corner and wimpering while their women order Pizza Boomerangs in between raucous laughter.
Yo quiero Pizza Boomerang!
Lorena Bobbitt figures into this somewhere.
That was the most baffling and beautiful piece of fuckery I have ever seen.
I just want to sit back and bask in the perfect cheesiness of this entire video.
It. Has. Everything.
Heh heh.. you said “cheesiness”!
It was perfectly cheesy…all the elements were there. Bafflingly beautiful. It almost seems like a complete waste of time and at the same time worth every microsecond.
It’s kinda like the holy grail of fuckery.
I never knew it would contain pizza and be in spanish. I always thought it would be British.
I feel as though all things make sense yet nothing makes sense at all.
That guy’s butt flap was frilly. Like, burlesque frilly.
That wasn’t a butt flap… that was butt hair.
I think that pizza gladiator is a hipster.
I laughed so loud when the penis got cut off. My 8yr old came running into the room yelling…”What’s so funny?” I just told him I wasn’t going to be showing him. LOL
He DID like pizza boomerangs before they were cool.
He tried to eat them before they were cool, too.
I can only guess that the guy is about to jump of a ledge because he made the mistake of buying that Etsy Christmas vest, luckily the scent of a Steampunk Greek-inspired pizza saved him.
But can they guarantee 30 minutes or less?
Huh, that is not where I meant to reply.
Dios mío! Qué acabo de mirar?
… Lo voy a hacer.
So I have to ask…
If you cut of an erect penis, does it stay erect, or does it go flaccid?
My guess is that it would go flaccid, as the blood would be lost, right? But then that leads to the question…how fast? Which leads to the question, why the hell am I asking these questions?
I’m guessing that the blood splash depicted would be a reasonable representation of … erect castration.
Nah, castration is the removal of the testicles, that’s technically an erect penectomy.
Though you do remind me that I’ve always wondered if semen leaks out when you cut them (the balls) off. This seems like the place to wonder aloud.
Wouldn’t the blood just ooze out, I mean, there’s no heart pumping it to make such a splash? Also. Why am I wondering about that?
When did we kill him? I though we were only cutting his penis off…
Well, jeez, now it’s not fun.
It’s under pressure when it’s in the erect penis though (which is how it becomes erect and expands), so there probably would be spurtage.
All you really need for blood to spurt is to nip an artery. Accidentally poked myself in the hand with a knife once and before I knew it, there was blood going everywhere…from just a small wound. Severed penis would – I’m sure – involve a lot of blood.
Some castrations were total. The Byzantines were particularly brutal with that, removing all male genitalia and burying them in sand to the neck. The men usually died from blood loss or infection if they didn’t exsanguinate. Eunuchs thusly created had to carry a straw through which to perform certain functions. *shudder*
In that case I count myself lucky that only my testicles were removed after the accident.
When I had them (my balls) removed after an accident, I wondered about the same thing. The other way, though; semen from my prostate leaking out the tubes.
Why does food need to do stuff? Can’t food just be delicious? Without blood, gore, pervs, suicidals, shitty sweater wearers…
When I order a steak I tell than “I want it to moo when I stick my fork in it.” and “If I don’t have to chase it around my plate, it’s over done.”
Like Lions and other predators, we like our food interactive.
Point taken. I’ll get some googly eyes from Michael’s post haste!
Well, I don’t *quite* feel the need to look my food in the eye. I don’t need that level of trust.
If I did, I’d never eat at one of the local “Chinese” buffets…
I just read an article in WAE about a Chinese billionaire who was poisoned while eating local delicacy “cat stew”.
I was hoping he was poisoned for eating cat stew, but no, it was some land deal/money combo and a business partner who poisoned him. His billions should go to animal shelters as retribution for his callous cat eating habits!
Sorry! Got off track – it was the “Chinese Buffets” that did it – all I can say about the pizza ad is, his abs, noice! His gold lame` boots, nooooo. And why do our censorship laws in Australia not allow advertisers to show penises! Severed or otherwise???
What’s worse about eating a cat than eating a pig?
No, my food should not moo unless it’s still wandering in the pasture. That’s the only place I should have to chase it.
I’ll admit that I’m slightly more carnivorous than the “average” human.
Slightly amusing story; While having dinner at a friend’s house I noticed that her step-father and I were growling at each other with every bite we tore free from our spareribs.
The women never noticed until I burst out laughing…
Me and Mine always order our steaks still mooing. I must agree with you. We growl over ribs, but that’s because if anyone comes near them we’ll take a hand off.
Yeah, my brother used to stab you with a fork if you tried to take a sate` stick off the platter at a Chinese restaurant before he got his share.
Ah, good times!
…but, I love it when my food does stuff. I get inappropriately excited, for an adult, over pop rocks and gummies in the shapes of things that I can play with.
I also now realize that I’ve just drawn a disturbing parallel between fun candy and a penis chopping pizza…carry on.
Somehow the thing I keep wondering about is why he’s wearing hipster glasses??
I was the victim of a random willy-twirler not too long ago. If only pizza boomerang had been there
Point and laugh.
Enough people do that he might get the idea.
Aww, I’ve never been willy-twirled at. I feel I’m missing out.
Have you ever seen puppetry of the penis? They do a dizzying array of willy-twirling. It really is quite something to see. It is of the utmost high-brow entertainment, I assure you.
^I was using my best high society accent when writing that and it should be read as such.
Try “It’s like a penis, only smaller.”
I love the Australian language!
I thought the microwave rock was going to start talking.
*Pssst* just a heads up – that was in Spanish, not Australian!
HELLO? Never heard of the Australian-Hungry Empire?
I have no idea what just happened in that video, but a man just had his junk cut off by a pizza boomerang and that’s good enough for me!
If Cinco was really a Spanish company. Are Tim and Eric behind this?
Their shows are so odd… and yet I watch them still.
Oh I get it…it returns to him al dente.
actually no…no I still don’t get it.
I didn’t know Bronc took up acting.
Is the god crying glittery tears of blood in the opening sequence?
That’s what I want to know!!
The glasses are what make this ad.
I couldn’t agree more.
Man! The speed in which a animated gif can be made is shockingly awesome.
I really didn’t want to post this twice. I’m sorry. Where’s the delete button on this silly thing?
No one deletes the Pizza Boomerang!
In Spanish Greece, Pizza Boomerang deletes you!
Or just your penis.
Thank the gods I don’t have one of those attached, to worry about!
On the other hand, I don’t have one of those attached to anyone who wants to share.
Mugsy, you can borrow mine if you promise to take good care of it and bring it back when you’re done.
Mugsy, someday you’ll be old enough for me to share
Mugsy, I think my wife has finished with mine…I’ll ask her if I can take it out of the jar where she keeps it and I can UPS it to you (FedEx if you’re in a hurry)
*fanning self, collapses onto fainting couch*
Oh, gentlemen, I do declare! You flatter me…and tease me so. I only wish I could take you up on your kind and generous offers, and rely on your kindness, but I much appreciate the whole man to come with his penis—
“And I’d like to see a man come without his penis!”–Groucho Marx
—so I thank you for the offer, which I must decline, but which will provide quality fodder for my bunktime pursuits.
p.s. OldPhatMC: I’m a lot older than my avatar looks, but you’re so sweet! I remember my mom telling me, “Mugsy, one of the great things about the Doodle women: Our avatars always look so much younger than our true age!”
What in the everliving fuck?? Is this an actual ad, or an internet “comedy” short? And why the severed penis? I would have been perfectly happy if the skinny gross perv had gotten his comeuppance by getting smacked in the head and knocked out.
I’m a bit relieved I hadn’t started drinking yet when I watched this, because I would really be questioning my sanity. Then again, I haven’t had a drink since Monday. I must have the DTs and am in hallucination mode. That’s the only explanation…
I think I might have actually been less disturbed if the flasher had gotten decapitated instead of having his penis chopped off.
I’m not sure what that says about me.
This is here because we decided to eat pizza for dinner. I just know it. No one believed me when I said the world was against me. Okay well it might not be against me per say, but it’s definitely against my dinner selection.
If he used hot pads his hands wouldn’t be Mighty Thor!
Also, can anyone find me one of those Christmas sweater vests on Etsy? I’m feeling like wearing something to work that would challenge the very fabric of politeness.
Is the fabric of politeness available on Spoonflower?
Try eBay. I got one there for our ugly sweater party.
Up until the severed penis, I thought I was watching a live-action Boris Vallejo painting.
Oh goodness, yes!
Except for the decided lack of tittage, I’d agree.
yeah, there weren’t nearly enough huge-breasted fantasy babes for a Boris painting…or a Rowena for that matter…maybe more of a Frazzetta…but even then…
Holy testicle Tuesday! I’m so confused. That’s a gorgeous man, though! He can throw pizza at me if he wants.
2:18 really did it for me. Whoever that guy is…he can churn my butter any time.
I loved the bizarrely dark tear in the face of Hipster Wig Gladiator God at 0.23
Pizza burns on the roof of multiple mortals’ mouths make me cry too. (say that ten times fast!)
There may be other ways to cool off a pizza, but there aren’t any cooler ways to cool off a pizza. Uh, and remind me not to flash anybody.
I loved it. I’m not going to lie. I wasn’t freaked out by it, it was hilarious. Although, the amputation bit was a little out of place yet understandable. Why would pizza do that to a guy flashing his junk? It’s like vigilante Santa in pizza form…he knows when you’ve been bad or good.
I give it a 9.1 on a scale of 10. It always returns al dente.
I agree…the only part I found not to my immense liking was that, after all its experiences on Earth, the boomerang pizza returned to its God and said God ate the pizza…
..with penis blood on it…
Gods are weird.
Is this going to wake up the intactivists again?
That goes so far beyond circumcision that I seriously doubt it. And fortunately for us, the cheese on the pizza hasn’t been raised as an issue either.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
Forget about your can o’ spinach, Pop-eye.
Put that shit on a boom-a-rang!
What in the Jesus fuck was that?!
On a side note, I’m glad that the suicidal man didn’t jump.
Because there’s nothing to save your life from painful suicide, dirty perves and too much hentai on your bar b q that an oddly shaped snack that doesn’t resemble food sold by a naked UBËR geek!
I half expected this to transition into “UFO PORNO!!!”
Anybody else notice that the three guys who burn their mouths in the crystal ball are the same three that pizza boomerang finds on Earth? It makes you wonder, why would pizza boomerang go to help a guy then cut off his penis? How could you be so cruel, pizza boomerang?!
it’s like the opening to an “Unsolved Mysteries.”
A man…in a Christmas sweater, almost kills himself…another man, in a park across the city, flashes a woman and grinds in her face, only to have his penis chopped off…another man, failing at grilling an octopus…they all have close contact with a UFO.
I think Petja has given us the perfect description of this video: “Cunt, what the shit?”
For a moment I wondered if anyone actually understood any of the VO and could translate… but then I thought to myself, there’s no way in hell it would make sense even then. And the bizarre thing is that the random antlers on the pizza boomerang at the end is probably one of the least nonsensical parts.
There is an option to watch it with English subtitles, but yes. It makes zero sense even then.
The antlers are for reindeer flavor.
Reindeer flavoured pizza boomerangs. Yep, still makes more sense than the rest of it.
A masterpiece of weird shit.
Cunt, what the shit?? Seriously!!
i’m in the weird part of the internet again.
I have been reading your conversations at work for over a year..i’ve finally decided to join in..i promise i’m a fjl, and so sad I don’t live in spouthern California, for the first time in years…
THANK GOD you posted this! I saw it on another blog and thought it was worthy of Regretsy.
I said WHUUUUT like 5 times while watching this! Every time I thought I’d gotten it, it turned another corner. My GOD I wish I could post this one facebook!!!
Can I POSSIBLY be the only one reminded of….
Quick Man: The Later Years.
LOL, now that you mention it…
Try our Special Rudolph Flavor!????
The flasher scene: “Bite it (mmmmm) a weapon of massive tasting.”
I don’t know what tat was all about….but do you think the dude is real or photoshoped?
Boy, I sure would love to take a bite out of him:)
Here’s the dude in the green-screen room during the shoot:
Gold Gladiator clad Pizza Boomerang God is near-sighted and SWEET JESUS THERE’S A SEVERED PENIS!
I’ve dedicated the majority of my adult life to finding the absolute asshole of the internet at the time (4chan, reddit, somethingawful) and hanging out there. It’s desensitized me to a lot of the bullshit on the webs. And yet THIS video confused and frightened me, just a little bit.
Turning on the subtitles didn’t help, although it did make it slightly less terrifying.
One- at the ren faire, I know a guy who looks just like this, without those so-sexy glasses.
Two- I hope this guy got to keep those kickin’ boots after the shoot was over.
Three- I’m spamming the ever-loving fuck out of my Facebook wall with this.
carefull with the FB part…the scene with the flasher would render it reportable there
Pssh, if anyone on my friend list reports me, then they shouldn’t be on my friend list.
Also, the only people on my list that I’m related to are my kids and I’d probably tag them in the post anyway.
I’m a terrible parent.
My opinion of you has just climbed a couple of points
I had a question that I wanted to post immediately after that video stopped….I came in to post this question and immediately saw that I was not alone…
What in Holy Fucking Hellsinki did I just watch???
I am so very confused right now, and yet, oddly happier than I was just a few minutes ago.
Also: as a person who has traveled to China/Taiwan and was infinitely amused with street vendors selling fried Squid-on-a-Stick, I was twice as amused with the BBQ octopus scene (also, nice Etsy/Regretsy/not-steampunk tie-in there, eh?).
It is posts like this that make me force-feed Regretsy to random strangers while laughing like an asthmatic donkey on the bus.
This video has changed my life forever. I will never eat boring round shaped pizza again.
And I really want to send my ex some pizza now…..
Sofa Films is a real company. They make commercials, music videos, short films, etc.
Was it my monitor or was the flasher Dawn of the Dead pale?
I noticed that as well. Funny—that was before he’d lost so much blood.
Is that how you throw a boomerang? It looks like he is throwing a shot put. I just thought I’d point out the most important inaccuracies here.
THAT is what bothered you about the whole thing? That he wasn’t throwing a boomerang correctly????
Truth be told, I noticed that fact as well…but then my mind was overwhelmed with all that came after it that I’d forgotten.
You’re correct, he’s holding it all wrong.
This article has a good diagram right at the bottom of the correct way to hold a boomerang when throwing it:
Well… that was both hilarious and disturbing. The outfit officially rocks, especially those glasses. MethinksI think this is some sort of viral-marketing-let’s-create-a-meme-thingy. They’ve got a website http://www.pizzaboomerang.com/ and the facebook of the production co (Sofa Experience Communications) has some behind-the-scenes interesting bits – looks like they’re some sort of ad firm. But I cannot speak or read Spanish, so I’m taking a completely ignorant guess. Anybody up for a bet on whether it’ll go viral? Possibly not as it has been flagged on the ‘tube with an age restriction. Still… 300k views so far, but it still has a ways to go. Let us watch it develop…
There’s a mostly naked, boomerang pizza wielding, gold gladiator & hipster glasses attired, slow motion muscles ripples Greek God;
A suicidal guy in the ugliest sweater;
A decapitation of a flasher that is laughed at my a female
A Chinese guy who is trying to try an entire octopus who also eats penis castration blood; Reindeer flavour pizza; and what bothers me most is that the pizza is microwaved.
Buh…ah… I… words… fail… WHATTHEEVERLOVINGMONKEYFUCKWASTHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Dammit, now I want pizza.
From reading the subtitles I am supposed to understand that we like our Rudolph pizza hot, but not too hot to burn our mouths, and with extra meat, so we make it in a boomerang shape and throw it, and when it comes back cool enough, and covered with various fluids and germs, we can eat it without burning our mouths. Is that what everyone else understood?
That is the conclusion I came to
Is it terrible that I really want pizza now?
So am I the only one who thought that dude looked like Alexis Arquette? Really? I’m the ONLY one?
The question is, do I really want to meet the person who thought that up or am I really afraid to?
Viva los pizzas!
…I just had no idea that Brad Pitt loved dick blood pizza so much. What did I just watch? I think I lost something precious I may never get back.
I’ve been thinking of little else since I saw this video.
This is what I’d generally expect from Japan.
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