Harry Potter-Like wants you to look under his robes and explore his Hogwarts.
You’d think they’d have a potion for that.
Except it’s more like a dementor coming after you.
Good tasteus DISSAPEARUS!
Omg! Hahaha! How could any adult look at that and think its perfectly fine?
Show me your wand, Harry
For some reason, I hear that in Alan Rickmans voice. Disturbing.
Alan Rickmans voice is never disturbing.
Surely a Marilyn Monroe curtain is next. The only stipulation: the window must always be open to achieve the desired effect.
You need to copyright that.
Harry is always welcome in my Chamber of Secrets.
(Really, that was just way too easy.)
Well the seller does state that it comes with “easy mounting instructions”
…and a vibrating broomstick?
I have one of those. I bought it the moment I saw it on Amazon. I’ve had it for years. It was a big hit at last year’s Halloween party.
All of her characters come with easy mounting instructions, including a lovely female pirate who seems to have had engorgio cast on her chest.
You’re nobody in the pirate world unless you have a really big chest.
And a lot of booty.
Hmm, I think I’d rather let Draco “slytherin”.
Apparently, he already has.
That’s actually quite hot!
Tom Felton’s brother had that is his phone’s wallpaper, apparently xD
That’s a *little* disturbing.
Goddamn, that IS hot.
I suppose Drarry slashers do have kind of a good idea after all.
How much is that hoggy in the window?
The one who is hung like a whale?
How much is that hoggy in the window?
Doe sit matter if I’m male or female?
Tell the truth now. Is it really still a secret?
Well…more so than Victoria’s.
Sometimes people get so excited about how clever their ideas are that they don’t really think about them from three paces away. This makes me think of the McDonalds billboard from a few years ago, “Double Cheeseburger? I’d hit it!” Popular != clever.
Hey kids, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
not gonna lie, I would put that in my classroom in a heartbeat.
A whole new world alright….(winkwinknudgenudge)
Someone needs to make a goatse curtain…
Maybe a goatse doorway?
Ooooh, how interactive.
A goatse entrance to a slide?
Exit from a slide perhaps?
It’s the Regretsy playground!
Been done, I’m afraid.
Apparently part of a museum exhibit on parasites…
A whole nude world???
And she has “easy mounting instructions”. Can you use your own rod?
But the nightmares come for free.
All this needs to be perfect is for his mouth to be frozen in that sex doll “O”.
I don’t care how much you love Harry, in the middle of the night this is going to make you think Voldemort is hiding in you closet!
I use curtains to block light or establish privacy. I guess I’m old-fashioned.
Hogwarts come after the swine flu don’t they? Isn’t that why there are beastiality laws?
This would scare the crap out of every child I’ve ever known:
Wow that’s seriously creepy…
However….it would be a very effective form of punishment.
“Clean this room up right now…or so help me I’m going to put Darth Vader in your window again!”
Regretsy’s next book progect: FJL Parenting for FJLs. I’d like to guest write a short chapter on the use of handcrafted wooden spoons as child torture weapons. You can do yours on this.
Hmmmm Etsy as a form of punishment. I’m in.
I have to disagree. My kids, who are 3 and 5, would love to have this in their room. They are obsessed with Star Wars. The original movies of course.
That is AWESOME. What better way to deter intruders than having Vader ready to lop off their heads with his lightsaber when they enter through the window?
And then he’d be all “I find your lack of brains… disturbing.”
Is that a window treatment, or a depiction of a bad reaction to psychiatric medication?!
(Guess which one I’ve experienced personally.)
I’m having a horrible brain-crossover from when I saw Equus a few years ago. It has provided me with the mental image of the “Shit!” Horse peering in under curtain-Potter’s crotch.
I didn’t see the play, but I’ve seen the poster (mildly NSFW): http://media.theiapolis.com/d8/h35S/i4P/qW/s7/t4/u4/wLO/y04/daniel-radcliffe-equus.jpg
In fact, I think perhaps I first saw that image on Regretsy.
Regretsy: for all your Harry Potter-themed erotic needs.
Well, all your Potterotica needs unless you want to venture into the swamp of FF.net D:
I’ve seen the b/w full frontal version of that. Uncut, and he gives the horse a run for its money.
Oh, yeah. I did not look hard enough. This one is definitely NSFW: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loupdcj3ZS1qd7ui5o1_500.jpg
He’s of age now, right? I mean, it’s ok if I just stare at this for a while.
Damn. Didn’t work. Sigh.
Yep, he’s of age. Unfortunately of my baby sister’s age so I still feel a lil bit creepo ogling him….
Not enough to stop of course.
Darth Vader’s light saber glows!
I’m going to go against the flock here (hee hee get it?) and say I think they are kind of charming for a child’s room. I imagine whoever actually owns the original images is going to be pissed, however.
If it was in any way practical as a curtain, it would be charming.
I want to get this and put a dildo under it.
But to be fair, the painting is pretty well done, he’s just missing his scar.
I wonder if the scar is what sets off the alarm attached to Ms Rowling’s lawyers collars.
mysteries and bedroom two words that should never bee together in the same sentence much less the same room
Oh, there is just SO much you don’t understand. Poor thing…
I’m pretty sure the insignia he’s got on his robe too is for house Hufflepuff (actually I don’t think it is now)… but it does look like some weird creepy hybrid badger-lion.
Harry Potter-like? If you’re trying to avoid copyright infringement, this is subtle. Like a t-rex.
I keep thinking it looks like Daria, who REALLY doesn’t want you looking under her robe.
I’m sure all of her stuff is fully licensed, too.
Actually, this made me think of the scene in “A Christmas Carol” where the Ghost of Christmas Present reveals that he’s had those two horrific, starving children hidden under his robe the entire time he was cruising the streets with Scrooge. Obviously, I’m still full of the holiday spirit.
Whiskey will clear that right out of your system..
Whiskey is only ONE of the holiday spirits in my system, friend.
He’s done that one too…
The seller is from Noxen, PA, which is about 20 minutes from where I grew up. Everybody in NorthEast PA knows that the people from Noxen fuck sheep for a fun time, so this probably isn’t weird for them.
I think the head should be lower… say peeping-tom height. And then have cut-outs for the eyes.
I also think a big vagoo bedroom doorway needs to be constructed so the child can be “reborn again” every morning!
Are you shitting me?
Switch out Harry for The Count from Sesame Street & you have my most haunting childhood nightmare. I don’t want to talk about it.
Ooh, my sister had a recurring nightmare for years about Egyptian eyes floating in our dark bedroom. She didn’t know where it came from until, as a teen, she watched Sesame Street with our (much younger) brother and caught the Ernie-and-Bert-as-pharaohs episode. And promptly freaked the fuck out.
Sesame Street: Subconsciously ruining childhood since 1969.
Tell her not to feel bad-that scene seriously scared the everloving shit out of my twins when they were little. It was a couple of weeks before I could get them to let me turn off the night light when they went to bed.
I used to have one of Oscar the Grouch in a painting at the end of the hallway. He would open his mouth and suck in everything in the house. I would be left clinging to the bannister of our stairway crying and begging Oscar not to eat me.
Do your best Freud.
Can you change that to the Chris Hanson gif poking through the curtain?
Can I get that in a Snape version?
Word Three layers of gown, frock coat and trousers, and hopefully fully functional underneath, please
I’d rather just have the real life Alan Rickman.
Brain damage? I don’t know what else would allow this to be created into existence. It doesn’t even cover the whole window. And, Harry should be wearing a slip…..Thank you.
My daughter would *totally* love this, and possibly for all the wrong reasons, which is why I would never buy it for her XD
It just reminds me of the curtain that Sirius fell through that killed him, which makes me think this would either give a kid nightmares, or be the perfect parenting tool. “If you don’t behave, we’ll have to send you through the curtain too…”
Ahem… the Veil.
Rowling actually went out of her way never to use the word “veil.” Maybe that would have been seen as too overtly pagan?
Oh good, it includes mounting instructions!
I saw him in “Equus.” Which could be subtitled, “Mounting: You’re Doing It Wrong.”
He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.
Actually, I’d rather have the Weasely twins…
Now to see if a wizard’s staff really has a knob on the end.
Many thumbs up for the Discworld reference!
The wizard’s staff has a knob on the end but the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all so what does it matter?
And then the Death Eaters disemboweled Harry, and it turned out that his intestines were made of black mesh, which was pretty confusing, but they decided to hang his legless corpse up in the window as an example anyway, and pretend that they were the ones who were responsible for the mesh, too.
This Captain Jack Sparrow is FABULOUS!
he looks like Big Gay Al!
I don’t know if I would describe the horrific lymphedema in his arms as ‘fabulous,’ necessarily–but something about his “uh-oh..” expression makes the fabric color choice equally tragic.
His dreads look like turds.
I don’t know which line to use:
1) He must be straight, otherwise he’d know to put mascara on his lower lashes too.
2) The description says it comes with “Pirate Top.” Is there a Naive Cabin Boy curtain that goes with it?
3) The way he’s holding the curtain makes it look like he’s doing a curtsy in a ball gown.
That’s not even the scariest thing in the shop.
The Tinkerbell ornament looks ready to murder you in your sleep.
I genuinely want this so badly I am prepared to make my own. I have a cardboard cut out of Ron Weasley… I can tape Harry over his face, right??
Would that be slashing the curtain?
There’s a “carpet matches the drapes” joke in here somewhere….
“I always feel like somebody’s watching me”
Well, I’m gonna be a rebel and say that I think they’re neat! Or they would be neat if they were above the window and functional.
Also if I weren’t a goddamn grown woman.
I wonder if I could maybe request them to make a Power Rangers one.
Yeah… I’d think the kid would be too terrified that Harry would jump out from the window and attack him in his sleep. In the dark, all you’re gonna see is a dark figure floating in front of that window.
“Can’t sleep…Harry will eat me. Can’t sleep…Harry will eat me…”
Can we say copyright infringement and really bad artist?
Yes, let’s train children to peek under a wizard’s robes.
“Hey children, does Harry go commando?”
Snivellus wears dirty underpants. Wonder if Harry does too?
Aww, look! The seller also has drag queen window characters:
I just can’t decide if it’s supposed to be Sonique or Morgan McMichaels…
I’m voting for Morgan McMichaels, but in making my decision I found the other Raven, who is particularly flaming in this video:
Cue nightmare in 5…4…3…
You can’t beat Hogwarts, well, you can but you gotta be able to find them first
Nothing to see here folks, nothing to see.
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