This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 12, 2011

If I wanted a picture of a black guy without a nose, I’d get a Michael Jackson poster.

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This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 12, 2010

This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 11, 2010

High resolution? This is my lucky day! Put me down for a poster, because I really need to know if that’s a pack of silica gel back there, or a butter pat stuck to the baseboard. By the way, I’m also interested in an 8 x 10 of a filthy toilet, so keep me on your mailing list!

UPDATE: Eagle-eyed readers have determined that it is, in fact, a Hall’s wrapper on the floor behind the cat.

No word on what’s next to the wrapper however, which is either a trilobite or a wayward shrimp.