Click on the menorah for your 3rd Hannuka present!

I’m very disappointed in you.

We’ve all seen commercials for Jane Seymour’s Open Heart Totally Looks Like a Scrotum™ pendant, so seeing it on The World’s Most One-of-a-Kind Independent Designer Handmade Crafthole is hilarious. But the thing that really gets me about this is that it isn’t even Jane Seymour’s design.

If you look at the jump ring, you’ll see it’s in a different place than hers. It’s not even made of the same material. Which means that this POS is actually a copy of Jane Seymour’s Mass-Produced scrotums Are For Lovers™ pendant. Only on Etsy can a Chinese reseller list a factory made knockoff of mass produced jewelry and still be referred to as an “independent designer.”

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m one woman who doesn’t want a heart shaped necklace from a chain jewelry store knocked off by a Chinese reseller.

No, if I want a copy of a mass produced factory necklace, it’s going to be knocked off by a hand crafter on Etsy!

ETSY: MAKING A DIFFERENCE, ONE SCROTUM AT A TIME™

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Hi April -

My husband and I photoshopped this card for a friend and I thought maybe you’d like it also. I know you’ve got a thing for the Human Centipede.

I was thinking folks could just right click and use it for a last minute holiday card.

You don’t have to credit us. In fact it’s probably best that you don’t.

Hi April,

Merry Holidays. I wanted to show you a cake we just did for the husband of one of my employees.

Ann
Pinwheel Bakery

Hi April,

I made this to thank you for who you are and all you do. May you and Bronc have a wonderful Holiday and a Happy New Year!

March Hare