I love every single weeping bell-end associated with this site, I really do. That was goddamned beautiful. Happy Holidays. We love it because we’re all fat jealous losers and this is the one time of the year when we get to eat cookies with impunity.
Did y’inz get my Christmas/You Holiday(s) card yet? I still have two to send out tomorrow to meet Regretsian requests, but yours seems a few days overdue.
It’s 1am my side, so… Happy boxing day? *shrugs*
merry christmas to all us FJLs though!!! Really hope that all of you awesome people will have a great one (:
I always wanted to have a kid and either name him Scut or at least have it be his nickname and see how many people get it….worst name ever..Scut Farkus…sounds like an old timey swear word “Oh Scut Farkus Martha I do believe you have over churned this butter!”
Merry Christmas to you, Level 4 Cat, & to HKapril, Bronc, Dancing Dror, Towel Mike, Petja, Hellephant, Yngve Fjermestad, & even to those jerkwads at PayPal who were guilted into doing the right thing. God bless us, everyone.
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December 25, 2011 at 9:26 am
That was fucking magical. Merry Christmas to you April and John and thank you for making us laugh and drink more. You have no idea how much all your hard work is appreciated by everyone (except my liver)
I happened to Baby Jane
December 25, 2011 at 9:40 am
Merry Christmas to all! I don’t really know how to express the feelings that bring tears and laughter to me each time I visit all of you on this site. I love you all, and I haven’t even gotten my first mug of peppermint cinnamon schnapps eggnog yet.
Bless.
My cat did the wise thing during the Christmas Mayhem this morning. He went elsewhere, away of the house. Now I have an idea of what he’s up to. I really should put one of those collar cameras on him.
My cats scarfed their Christmas goodies, then 2 of them proceeded to spend the rest of the day hiding from company. The third slept where she’s damn well comfortable, cause she’s a boss.
I thought Hello Level 4 Kitty couldn’t be topped, and then I saw Beyonce and “All You Single Kitties,” and fell off my chair. (“All you single kitties, all you single kitties, be sure to put a litter box on it!”)
I watched this with the sound off so as not to interrupt Amazon’s 99 Orchestral Christmas songs, which was playing as the soundtrack to a multi-generational nerf gun war around the tree. Kind of perfect.
December 25, 2011 at 9:03 am
Meow-y Christmas to you both
December 25, 2011 at 9:05 am
And a Happy New Rawr!
December 25, 2011 at 9:04 am
you missed the cat on the grassy noll….
December 25, 2011 at 9:12 am
I was thinking that the whole video!
December 25, 2011 at 10:13 am
Loch Ness Kitty is my fav
December 25, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I have to give it up for the Meow-na Lisa.
December 25, 2011 at 9:05 am
I love the Level 4 Cat with Santa and Rudolph! That would make a great card! (That or the last image with Level 4 Cat by the tree and stockings!)
December 25, 2011 at 9:05 am
I love every single weeping bell-end associated with this site, I really do. That was goddamned beautiful. Happy Holidays. We love it because we’re all fat jealous losers and this is the one time of the year when we get to eat cookies with impunity.
December 25, 2011 at 9:05 am
Did y’inz get my Christmas/You Holiday(s) card yet? I still have two to send out tomorrow to meet Regretsian requests, but yours seems a few days overdue.
December 25, 2011 at 9:07 am
It’s 1am my side, so… Happy boxing day? *shrugs*
merry christmas to all us FJLs though!!! Really hope that all of you awesome people will have a great one (:
December 25, 2011 at 9:08 am
I think my favorite is Apocalypse Meow.
December 25, 2011 at 9:08 am
You’ll shoot your eye out! Sorry, I’m 12 hours into A Christmas Story marathon..
December 25, 2011 at 9:14 am
I always wanted to have a kid and either name him Scut or at least have it be his nickname and see how many people get it….worst name ever..Scut Farkus…sounds like an old timey swear word “Oh Scut Farkus Martha I do believe you have over churned this butter!”
December 25, 2011 at 11:06 am
I thought that it was SCOTT Farkus?
December 25, 2011 at 11:12 am
So did I! My mind is fucking BLOWN. 28 god-damned years of Christmas and I’m just finding out yellow-eyes’ real name?? Wtf, Christmas. W.T.F.
December 25, 2011 at 11:14 am
I need more Christmas Cheer* to handle this.
*Christmas Cheer being a proprietary blend of all booze in my house drank out of a Christmas Mug. HAPPY CRIMBO, FOLKS.
December 25, 2011 at 9:10 am
I like the photos of crazy cat people. It makes me sad I don’t have any in my family. I’m sure missing out on awkward family photos.
December 25, 2011 at 9:10 am
So you made this while you were in Amsterdam, right? It’s glorious.
December 25, 2011 at 9:11 am
December 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Woah. Not that looks like level 4 business thee.
December 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Yay autocorrect. It was supposed to be “now that looks like level 4 business there.”
December 25, 2011 at 9:13 am
Merry Christmas to you, Level 4 Cat, & to HKapril, Bronc, Dancing Dror, Towel Mike, Petja, Hellephant, Yngve Fjermestad, & even to those jerkwads at PayPal who were guilted into doing the right thing. God bless us, everyone.
Now pass the eggnog. I need a drink.
December 25, 2011 at 9:15 am
Merry Christmakkuh to you too
December 25, 2011 at 9:19 am
Merry Christmas! Thanks for the video…perfect!
December 25, 2011 at 9:21 am
The David bowie star on the tree is just perfect! The dalek cut out cat gave me a nerdgasm, and its only 9:20 here!
Merry Christmakkuh to all!
December 25, 2011 at 9:27 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one who geeked out at the tree! My cats are freaking out to the song. Level 4 Cat FTW!!
December 25, 2011 at 7:14 pm
There’s also a Bowie the Goblin King on the tree.
A Bowie Tree is poetry.
December 26, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Now I’m pretty sure that next year’s tree is going to be a Bowie tree! So awesome.
December 25, 2011 at 9:24 am
Level 4 Cat is my main muse!
December 25, 2011 at 5:48 pm
Cybele, the Level 4 Cat Dreamraper I bought off of you is still hanging over my bed. Best money I ever spent!
December 25, 2011 at 9:35 pm
That’s sweet as honey to read, Badger!
I heard a fellow Regretsian’s daughter wears hers as a necklace, a la’ Flavor Flav ;-p
December 25, 2011 at 9:26 am
That was fucking magical. Merry Christmas to you April and John and thank you for making us laugh and drink more. You have no idea how much all your hard work is appreciated by everyone (except my liver)
December 25, 2011 at 9:32 am
The quadrupeds of my house found the vocal styling of Level 4 cat to be quite alarming.
Merry Christmahanakwanzikadanule to everyone!
December 25, 2011 at 9:34 am
Happy Chrismachanukwanzukaa to one and all! Dog bless us everyone!
December 25, 2011 at 9:40 am
Merry Christmas to all! I don’t really know how to express the feelings that bring tears and laughter to me each time I visit all of you on this site. I love you all, and I haven’t even gotten my first mug of peppermint cinnamon schnapps eggnog yet.
Bless.
December 25, 2011 at 9:43 am
That was a wonderful video. I don’t know how you did it! (Seriously, I am that bad at technology that I am stumped.)
Thank you very much!
December 25, 2011 at 9:45 am
Happy Critmo, beloved Regretsians. I recently fell off the wagon so, this one’s for YOU!
December 27, 2011 at 2:38 am
Welcome back Shoosh!
December 25, 2011 at 9:59 am
The Ziggy Stardust Tree topper is brilliant!
December 25, 2011 at 10:04 am
You took Level 4 Cat to a whole new level!
Level 4x? Level 5? I need more EggNog!
Happy Christnakah!
December 25, 2011 at 10:06 am
My cat did the wise thing during the Christmas Mayhem this morning. He went elsewhere, away of the house. Now I have an idea of what he’s up to. I really should put one of those collar cameras on him.
December 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm
My cats scarfed their Christmas goodies, then 2 of them proceeded to spend the rest of the day hiding from company. The third slept where she’s damn well comfortable, cause she’s a boss.
December 25, 2011 at 10:12 am
Yay! I love Dalek Caan Caat.
December 25, 2011 at 10:32 am
I was already laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe after the Hindenburg cat, but I completely lost my shit at Level 4 Bella.
God damn, I love you creative fuckers! Merry Christmas Bronc and Helen!
December 25, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Now if they’d just replace the entire cast of Twilight with Level 4 Cat, we’d really have something!
December 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
I thought Hello Level 4 Kitty couldn’t be topped, and then I saw Beyonce and “All You Single Kitties,” and fell off my chair. (“All you single kitties, all you single kitties, be sure to put a litter box on it!”)
December 25, 2011 at 10:49 am
That was magical!!! Now I understand the TRUE meaning of Christmas.
Thank you HKpril and Bronc for entertaining us fat, jealous losers throughout the year!
December 25, 2011 at 11:03 am
Merry Catmas to you as well!
I was quite fond of the level 4 Hello Kitty.
December 25, 2011 at 11:17 am
That was truly, in every sense but one, The Cat’s Ass! Perkele’s Greetings and may all your Levels be at least 4.
December 25, 2011 at 11:36 am
I wanted a David Bowie tree for Christmas!
December 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I loved it! Although nothing can compete with last year’s Rankin/Bass extravaganza.
December 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm
I watched this with the sound off so as not to interrupt Amazon’s 99 Orchestral Christmas songs, which was playing as the soundtrack to a multi-generational nerf gun war around the tree. Kind of perfect.
December 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm
My day is complete – thank you regretsy!
December 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm
awesome!!!!
December 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm
+100 for Monty Python animation!
December 25, 2011 at 6:21 pm
I can’t believe there’s 37 comments and no one said WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE NAKED PEOPLE DOING WITH THOSE CATS???!!!
December 25, 2011 at 11:50 pm
OMG! I had to set down my 6th flute of Veuve Cliquot I was laughing so hard. *hic* Merry, Happy, and all that – you guys have SO earned a good season!
(Naked people posing with cats doesn’t bother me, as the cats are totally in charge of that one…
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December 26, 2011 at 5:06 am
Missed this yesterday, love it!
… so, at 1:50… is… is he TRYing to look like a giant penis, with that pink shirt and his cuffs positioned like that?
Maybe I should have had coffee before watching this. ~grin~
December 26, 2011 at 7:58 am
“Regretsy: You will see penises everywhere forever.”