You know, I haven’t been able to find the Neiman Marcus version of this thing, but really, who needs it? If I want busted vintage jewelry hot-glued on a styrofoam cylinder this Christmas, I’m buying handmade! And you know why?
Because only an Etsy crafter puts a piece of themselves in everything they make.
It’s like The Gift of the Magi, isn’t it? He sells his watch to buy her a comb, and she glues her hair into a shitty junk tower to pay her listing fees.
GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE