This post first appeared on Regretsy on May 3, 2010

You mean it literally appears as if you have a bag of Doritos? Get out!
Everybody’s going to be talking about this!

“Did you fucking see that?”
“No, what?”
“That person just strutted by with an official bag of Doritos!”
“No fucking way! Where do you even find a bag of Doritos?”

And then they’ll both laugh at how much fun to the extreme they just had.

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This post first appeared on Regretsy on May 4, 2010

“When life gives you lenticular astigmatism, try to find the lemonade.”