HOLY CRAP
Two thousand copies of Regretsy’s Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland arrived on a pallet today, and they are now resting comfortably in my garage. They look fantastic.
Well, except for the typos. I saw at least 8 of them before I just had to lie down.
Whatever, you already paid for them.
The books are completely sold out, and we’re starting to pack them up right now. Everything will be mailed out over the next few days, except for the BANDmade books (also sold out). Those are hand made and take a little longer. I’ll be sending those out when I get back from Finland on December 4th.
I hope you enjoy the book. More importantly, I hope the Finns have a sense of humor.
Use this link to buy the E-book:
November 15, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Woohoo!!!
November 15, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Congrats, you magnificent bastards of Maine, you ugly jealous losers of New England!
November 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm
I thought Casa de Fuckery was located in a sketchy neighborhood in West Hollywood, but hey.
November 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I figured it was in LA somewhere. Near Murder House. I could see April showing up on their doorstep in an episode and ringing their doorbell…in the Capricorn Balaclava…
November 15, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I watched the first three episodes at once and was worried about ever sleeping again… still need to catch up on the next 3. 8^0
November 16, 2011 at 8:12 am
What the hell are we talking about???
o_O
I may need to watch whateverthehellitis you are watching and, perhaps, drink/smoke whateverthehellitis you folks are drinking/smoking!
November 16, 2011 at 11:55 am
I know, I feel so left out. I am seriously considering taking up drinking and/or smoking to go along with my pill addiction.
November 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm
I know exactly how you feel. I don’t smoke and I’m not really much of a drinker (even though I homebrew and make mead). My only real vice is Altoids.
I feel so alone…
*sniff*
November 16, 2011 at 7:52 pm
But your breath smells delicious!
November 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Are you following me?
November 15, 2011 at 7:01 pm
November 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm
I love how the dog is so engaged with the book…and/or shocked.
I can’t wait!!!!
November 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm
That’s what happens when you use bacon as a bookmark.
November 15, 2011 at 7:37 pm
And although we can’t be certain that Comic Sans wasn’t used inside, it’s not used on the cover…and neither is Papyrus!
November 16, 2011 at 8:15 pm
November 17, 2011 at 10:21 am
Not only is this fun, but something like 80% (my math is bad) goes to charity!!!
(Normally when a seller says “a portion goes to charity,” they’re never specific. This seller is specific to the penny.)
November 15, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Yeah, I like that he seems more interested in the book than the person wearing the billy goat balaclava beside him. That means the book is really, really good. I think that’s the new gold standard for book reviews for me, from now on.
November 15, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Or he’s really used to the billy goat face.
November 15, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Well, she does wear that a lot…
Maybe they’ve replaced April!!
We’ll never know until the mask comes off…
Or maybe Bronc is a little bit of a furry…
Now that was uncalled for, but I feel compelled to share the thought.
November 15, 2011 at 8:09 pm
I am really curious what the dogs did the first time they saw the masks. marked furiously? did the little confused head cock thing? ignored it and begged for cookies?
November 15, 2011 at 8:11 pm
yeah typo! BARKED. though with the tales we’ve heard of piddly doggie, MARKED furiously is also an option.
November 15, 2011 at 5:37 pm
He knows the goat face by now, and that makes it less interesting.
November 16, 2011 at 7:40 am
My assertion stands. From now on, all books shall be graded upon the following scale: “yuck, meh, it was alright, good, SO GOOD SOMEONE IN A GOAT FACE BALACLAVA WAS SITTING RIGHT BESIDE ME AND I COULDN’T TEAR MY EYES FROM THE TEXT.
November 16, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Isn’t that what five stars always means? Restaurants, hotels, movies… they all follow this same rating scale, right?
November 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Needs more Chihuauas.
November 15, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Needs a Boston, too!
November 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Congrats!!! I want mine so bad now so I can find and make fun of the typos.
are there prizes for us finding and making fun of the typos?
November 15, 2011 at 5:10 pm
I want a typo-finding contest, too!
November 15, 2011 at 5:22 pm
And suddenly they’re not typos, but a bonus feature.
The DIY Derp Roundup game!
November 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
I was thinking of making it a contest!
November 15, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Most excellent! I’m totally brilliant at spotting other peoples’ typos. (Mine, not so much, alas.) Please make it a contest — I don’t have the creativity to compete in most Regretsy contests, but this one I could totally kill at!
November 15, 2011 at 7:05 pm
And then you can find the typos in the Tarot Companion – the ones that escaped spell check and the eagle-eyed forum people who told me all the ways I spelled their names wrong.
November 15, 2011 at 7:15 pm
Ah, then it’s my pleasure to acknowledge your brilliantly well-placed typo.
Peoples’ = people’s.
You’re welcome.
November 15, 2011 at 8:08 pm
See? I told you I can’t spot my own typos.
November 16, 2011 at 10:11 am
Actually, that’s a super common error. Usually plural possessives have the apostrophe after the “s,” but this case is different because “people” is already plural. Half the time I catch myself doing the same thing.
November 16, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Oh, trust me, I know the difference. I was tempted to blame it on my keyboard, though — I cleaned it the other day (what? dog hair and keyboards aren’t good for each other?) and now half the keys are sticking, but really, I just had a brain fart. I transcribe for a living, so I really *do* know how to write correctly.
100 points if you spot a typo in this post. I’m sure there must be one, since I haven’t noticed any. (Although I refuse to reread it just in case!)
November 17, 2011 at 10:51 am
No typos that I can see. Although technically you’re supposed to write out any numbers that appear at the very beginning of a sentence. But that would be a little too nit-picky for casual writing.
November 15, 2011 at 6:59 pm
So it’s ass good ass on?
November 15, 2011 at 7:11 pm
I used to make a living working for the man and finding the typos of others. Can’t find my own and can’t find a job in that field around here but give me a church bulletin and a red pen and you’ll have one pissed off church secretary when she comes back in on Monday and finds that in the office.
November 15, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Give me the newsletter for the small town where I used to live and I’ll need at least a couple of red pens.
Let’s just say that the thing was called “Jamestown Memo’s,” and it only went downhill from there.
November 15, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Jamestown, NY?
November 16, 2011 at 10:12 am
Indiana. Grammar and spelling are pretty crappy around these parts.
November 16, 2011 at 8:17 am
I used to receive memos from the FREAKING PRINCIPAL OF MY CHILD’S SCHOOL that was loaded with typos and grammatical errors…
…THE PRINCIPAL OF THE FREAKING SCHOOL!!!!
(I can’t emphasize that enough).
Simply because of this, we moved to a better school system; I got tired of correcting the memos in red ink and sending them back to the school and was seriously concerned about the future of my child, having them in such a place as that.
and people wonder why our kids don’t learn
November 16, 2011 at 10:31 am
I was the kid erasing the “e” off the end of “potato” on chalkboards.
Pennsylvania is just as bad.
November 16, 2011 at 11:58 am
It’s not just Pennsylvania, unfortunately. My kid ran home proudly to tell me how he corrected the teacher on the board at school one day. Now he is in college and is the spelling and grammar nazi on facebook. Makes this Jewish mom proud.
November 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Steampink (love that moniker), Guess where I’m from?
November 15, 2011 at 7:35 pm
OH, IT’Z ON.
November 15, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I didn’t have the money in time for the first round but I missed the second round with the little hellephants, too. I cried myself to sleep that night.
November 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Seeing this picture just makes me think that Regretsy needs another balaclava sale.
November 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
That’s 62 cents per typo! What a deal.
November 15, 2011 at 5:20 pm
And that’s if those eight are the only ones! You get an even better rate, if there are additional ones!
November 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
I work in a bookstore. 2,000 books is a hell of a lot.
November 15, 2011 at 6:01 pm
It’s shocking how many things we have to mail. We spent two hours at the post office yesterday and we only got about 400 packages out.
November 15, 2011 at 6:47 pm
Have the clerks at the PO started hiding when they see you coming in the door yet?
November 15, 2011 at 7:01 pm
May I suggest bringing the PO workers cookies/liquor/cookies with liquor in them?
November 16, 2011 at 8:58 am
I think a Regretsy flask full of hard liquor is in order.
November 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
I feel like a pallet of 2000 books in one’s garage is something we need to see in picture form.
November 15, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Or we could surmise the event did not occur.
November 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm
That must be why they’re on a ‘palette.’
November 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Too late, I fixed it.
November 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm
You are taking that balaclava to Finland with you, right? Please wear it on the airplane and take pictures of the flight attendant’s reactions.
November 15, 2011 at 6:01 pm
done
November 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm
If you had time to order, you could get a pair of glasses with a pinhole video camera. Just think, you could be James O’Queefe for a day!
November 15, 2011 at 8:27 pm
There should to be a furry con at the hotel at Hartford International Airport. The security people were surprisingly good sports about people walking round the concourse in costume.
November 16, 2011 at 11:13 am
“There should be a furry con a the Hartford International Airport [because] the security people were surprisingly good sports about people walking round the concourse in costume.”
When were people walking around in costume…and why?
November 16, 2011 at 8:18 am
you’ll need to put it on AFTER the plane takes off…or you risk security problems
November 16, 2011 at 11:16 am
I disagree. Those TSA people must be so bored with the same checks and pat-downs every day. Give ‘em something new to deal with!
November 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
LOL, I would agree with that if she weren’t on a mission of Regretsy…I want her to GET there!
November 16, 2011 at 5:55 pm
“Mission of Regretsy”
I know some Mormons who’ve done that.
November 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Needs more goat mask, horned, balaclavas!!
November 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Trust me. The Finns do not have a sense of humour.
No, wair. M-i-L told a joke once.
“Someone was going door to door collecting for the orphanage. Three orphans we had on hand to give them.”
November 15, 2011 at 5:23 pm
I like it, it’s like one of those un-jokes.
“Yo mamma so fat, I’m concerned for her cardiovascular health.”
November 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Yeah? Well YOUR mamma’s so stupid, I suggested she attend some community class courses to increase her employment chances.
November 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm
What now? Your mamma’s so old I advise her to submit her birth certificate to the Guinness Book of World Records.
November 15, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Dead, meet Pan.
Life is not having the laugh track.
November 15, 2011 at 9:10 pm
That’s better than any Estonian joke I’ve ever heard, and the Estos and Finns are almost identical.
The Estonian version of a Finnish joke is:
A man and his son were walking to the lake to fish. On the way there, the father asks, “How are you?”
On the way back, the son says, “Fine.”
It’s probably a lot funnier if you’re too drunk to stand unsupported.
November 15, 2011 at 5:02 pm
oo oo my birthday is on november 23rd! sweet timing. happy birthday to me! yay!
November 15, 2011 at 5:05 pm
At least there aren’t any typos on the front cover!
Plus, the chihuahua reading to you is priceless!
November 15, 2011 at 7:59 pm
A typo I once found on the SPINE of a book; Americian. ON THE SPINE.
November 15, 2011 at 10:36 pm
I have an old leather-bound book that has a typo on the cover. Later versions of same do not have the typo, nor do the Title pages, Contents, blah blah ad nasuem. Just on the Cover. No one will notice it there!
November 16, 2011 at 11:11 am
Oh, dear, I cringe when I read things like this. It’s part of my job to make sure the spine (not just the dust jacket) has the correct spelling of the book title and author’s name.
But when I know it’s not one of my (or even OUR) books, I snicker and giggle a little. A lot.
Book Editors: We’re the “Itch” in “Bitch” (No, that doesn’t make any sense, but it’s spelled AND punctuated correctly and THAT, my friends, is what’s important!)
November 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Ad nasuem? In a comment on typos? Really?
November 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Skitt’s Law.
November 15, 2011 at 5:05 pm
In the immortal words of Fabricated Finns everywhere: Yabadabadoo!
November 16, 2011 at 9:09 am
Is that a quote from Fred FINNstone?! Yeah, I’m sorry… That was really bad. I just couldn’t resist.
November 15, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Nice. Looking forward to this! It’ll be a Godsend in my final days as an undergrad.
November 15, 2011 at 5:09 pm
I’ll be sure to read it with a red pen handy.
November 15, 2011 at 5:09 pm
it just wouldn’t be Regretsy without some sort of fuckery!
November 15, 2011 at 5:14 pm
That’s ok, I can’t spell anyway!
November 15, 2011 at 5:41 pm
So… Who else is staring at the back cover of that book?
November 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm
There’s actually artwork on there that Bronc did but you can’t see it.
November 15, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Ah ok, it does resemble a penis.
November 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I was in a car accident last week and just found out my car will be in the shop until December 5th AND I have to wait that long for my bandmade book?
Breakin my heart…
November 15, 2011 at 10:37 pm
No injury fuckery, we hope? Or at least a level of injury that heals easily and quickly but requires the prescription of several nice opioids.
November 16, 2011 at 9:15 am
Benzos would be helpful, too. Ya know, to calm your nerves, from the stress and stuff.
November 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Sigh. Only a mild case of whiplash. Not enough, according to the chiropractor, to get me any kind of painkiller (dammit). The car suffered more damage than I (or my puppy, who was with me), did.
November 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm
It’s the best new drinking game ever-
DRINK when you find a typo! If you have to re-read it to make sure it’s a typo, take 2 drinks. Continue until you pass the hell out!
November 16, 2011 at 11:07 am
But, I’m confused. Wouldn’t you find more typos the more you dri—.
Never mind. I understand the rules now.
November 15, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I’m very happy these have arrived and will be on their way soon. I’m waiting patiently for my fuckery. I’m waiting impatiently for my tarot cards. Thought they’d be here a month ago?
November 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Oh yeah…the tarot cards…Hmmm…
November 15, 2011 at 7:11 pm
I sent an update out today… (check kickstarter) The companion book is available now (check http://www.caboosterkit.com ), with even more typos.
The cards are being boxed up on my birthday which is the Saturday after Thanksgiving this year, because my 80-year-old-in-laws are too feeble to do it for me over Thanksgiving to earn their dinner. I’m bringing them to the post office on Monday 12/5 already stamped so they’re just going to sort them and send them to you.
November 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I read an update today that said the tarot cards got stuck in customs. She’s getting them delivered to her on the 5th of December. It’s amazing how many things can go wrong with something like this.
November 15, 2011 at 7:13 pm
… and this goes to show I SHOULD READ THROUGH before I post.
Yes. The Chinese packed monkeys or banannas or children in the container with the cards and they’ve been sitting in quarantine in customs for almost 2 frickin weeks.
November 15, 2011 at 8:09 pm
In a former life I was an importer (hey I never claimed *I* made the stuff!). I had an order coming from India with express instructions that there be NO ELEPHANTS on anything. It was written right on the order form and signed by the seller.
Guess what happened when I opened up the crate? Elephants everywhere! To make it worse, the seller kept claiming they didn’t send anything with elephants. What they just jumped on during the trip?!$
Ahem… I guess I was just saying I feel your pain. Here’s a double vodka.
November 15, 2011 at 8:30 pm
You should have just looked at the elephants through a backwards pair of binoculars. Then they would be so tiny you could pick them up with tweezers and put them in a matchbox. Problem solved!
November 16, 2011 at 11:05 am
NomDeNumb, elephants are the sneak artists of the animal world. Oh, sure, they act all humongous and stately, but when no one’s looking, they put on their tennies and quiet-as-a-mouse they sneak into shipping crates. They like to snack on the excelsior packing.
November 15, 2011 at 10:01 pm
True story, Princess…my hubby used to work as a customer service rep for a major ceiling fan company. People kept complaining of a particular fan smelling like rancid fish whenever the light was turned on.
Turns out the globes for these particular fans were stuck on a dock for a week next to containers full of quarantined fish, which commenced to rotting.
Apparently turning on the light “baked” the smell into the globe permanently.
So as long as my deck doesn’t smell like a dirty vagina or something, I’ll be happy.
November 16, 2011 at 8:22 am
some people would pay extra to have their deck smell like a dirty vagina
November 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
“deck”
I DID say “deck”
November 15, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Yes but now you can read the book that comes with the tarot cards!!!
An excerpt:
No matter how the supplicant approaches the Vagoo, she will not yield. Blocked at every turn the supplicant’s advances are met with “Not tonight honey, the Lyrica kicked in and it kinda makes you look like Wilford Brimley from this angle.”The Vagoo has grown cold, weary and demanding. The more the supplicant tries to bring forth the mystic juices, the more The Vagoo is unimpressed. The Vagoo will not tell you how to please her, just that you are pissing her off. She stares at the supplicant with contempt and rolls her eyes “For fuck’s sake it’s not a carpet stain, quit rubbing it like one.” and the supplicant goes away in disgrace. – description for Major Arcana III: Vagoo, reversed
November 15, 2011 at 6:01 pm
I just want my fucking pins!!!
November 15, 2011 at 6:11 pm
is the e-book going to be put on amazon or something? i don’t have paypal or a credit card but i need this book!!
November 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Do you have a checking or savings account or a prepaid credit card? Paypal takes all of those things.
November 15, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Yes! I am probably going to be putting it on Amazon when I get back form Finland.
November 16, 2011 at 8:24 am
HK is the undeniable QUEEN of (professional) typos!
We can crown her when she gets back form Finland
November 16, 2011 at 11:30 am
yay!! thank you!
November 15, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Typos, schmypos. Like any of us are going to be sober when we get to reading it anyways.
November 15, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Apropos of nothing, the banner ad on my page is for a fragrance site. I did a double-take–there’s a lovely bottle right above the BUTTHURT button. Damn. Thought for a moment that Regretsy had its own fragrance.
November 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm
smells like…butthurt? crying eagle glitter tears?
November 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm
the one bedroom appartment of a fat jealous loser?
November 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Ms. Rumpreader has a fragrance?
November 16, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I think in her case we call it an odour.
November 16, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Don’t go trying to class up that broad by using the British spelling. It’s ODOR, plain and simple!
November 16, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Ew de toilet.
November 15, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Butthurt…Calvin Klein’s Butthurt. (Cue sad hipsters standing around looking moody in one-sleeved sweaters).
November 15, 2011 at 8:26 pm
That’s for men. The woman’s scent is “Flounce.”
November 15, 2011 at 6:52 pm
PSA: If you ordered the Tarot card set, run, don’t walk, to the link provided to get your guidebook. Essential reading for any Regretsian.
November 15, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Squee!
November 15, 2011 at 7:22 pm
Just felt the need to announce that I got my signed holiday card today! It is a thing of beauty. Totally wasn’t expecting the glorious CF4L fish emblem, and I’m already plotting some strategic locations to place my “For Vaginal Use Only” stickers. Suggestions welcome!
November 15, 2011 at 7:24 pm
And I just now got around to looking up the translation for “Paskaa syova koiranriaskaaja” that’s on the other stickers that came with it.
Yeah, that explains the worried dog graphic . . .
November 15, 2011 at 7:29 pm
“Shit-eating cat rapist”?
November 15, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Dog rapist.
November 15, 2011 at 7:43 pm
At least, that’s what the dictionary.com translator says.
November 15, 2011 at 7:53 pm
I used Google Translate. It didn’t get “shit-eating” at first, but it suggested a slightly different and apparently more popular spelling. Sometimes Google scares me.
November 15, 2011 at 11:03 pm
If you separate the words and switch the positions of the a and i in the last word it translates correctly. Paskaa syova koiran raiskaaja = Shit-eating dog rapist
Cat is Kissan.
November 15, 2011 at 7:27 pm
So my fiance just suggested that I go to the grocery store and surreptitiously place a “For Vaginal Use Only” sticker on one of the cucumbers.
Sigh. See, this is why I love the man.
November 15, 2011 at 10:36 pm
He sounds like a keeper to me.
November 16, 2011 at 8:27 am
I’m not of the “happy camper” sort when a practical joke like that could be discovered by a child…who may or may not understand it, but who may or may not ask some extremely awkward questions. As a parent, I have that perspective.
…but otherwise, that’s pretty freaking funny
November 16, 2011 at 10:15 am
Oh, I agree with you on that. Which is one reason I would never actually DO it (and I’d probably be worried about being caught, I’m such a wimp). It is funny to imagine, though.
Maybe I’ll prowl around in one of my sisters’ refrigerators and see if there’s anything promising in there.
November 16, 2011 at 11:01 am
When I opened my card and saw my own little stickers, I thought of you and thought, “But cucumbers have that odd vegetable ‘wax’ on them. The stickers won’t stick!”
Not that I’d considered going to the grocery store and surreptitiously scratching off a small section of the was so I could adhere the sticker to the cucumber skin. Not I.
November 16, 2011 at 2:18 pm
See, that’s why you go for the organic cucumbers.
November 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Yay! Maybe mine will be waiting for me when I get home! Incredible frustration—-still working and it takes me at least an hour to get home. Damn this lack of flying cars!
November 16, 2011 at 10:59 am
Squee!!!!!! I came home to a glorious card. Oh, did my life improve whimsically! The card and the greeting AND the little gifts inside (same as Rushgirl212′s) were even better than I’d hoped, ’cause I now had them in my OWN hands.
April & Bronc–you guys are incredible. You hand wrote all the cards AND the envelopes! I thought you’d use computer labels for the envelopes. I hope your hands When I saw the envelope, I thought you’d used a handwriting font and a computer printer…but I compared a few letters and numbers and they were clearly handwritten. Wow.
I’m sure the letter carrier wondered why the building had let someone named Mugsy Doodle move in, but fuck ‘em, I GOT MY REGRETSY CARD! I may frame the envelope. The card can’t be framed—every side is a joy to behold.
November 15, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Just back from France, where I snuck a look at afternoon television in my hotel.
I swear all the ads, back-to-back were for “la lavage-bajingo multi-purpose”.
November 15, 2011 at 8:25 pm
With animated ‘tendrils’ showing you what was gettin’ la lavage.
November 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm
In the bathroom at a fancy restaurant I Hollywood ….the stickers…
November 15, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I like that HK is sitting in front of the window with her balaclava on. So that when the neighbors walk by they get to see a goat reading.
November 15, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Better to see a goat than a goatse.
November 15, 2011 at 10:03 pm
So…I paid for my PDF book, and it just sent me back here. Will I get a link to the book in my email?
November 15, 2011 at 10:14 pm
You’re asking too nicely …pro tip be more demanding …we are a bunch of fat losers after all.
November 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm
This fat loser just got home from another shitty day at work, and I’ve spent all my angst on the numbskulls at work. I’m too tired to even snark!
November 15, 2011 at 10:30 pm
Yeah I’m sad I was hoping the e book was instant gratification, but alas I have to wait till April gets the PayPal email and sobers up. Btw stupid autocorrect keeps trying to change ebook to snook…coincidence?
November 16, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Actually, I think they are waiting for the actual book to go out before the ebook is sent. You know, so everybody gets their fuckery at the same time. Fuckery Fairness and all.
November 15, 2011 at 10:13 pm
Must have, just ordered my ebook ….gimme!
November 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm
The Chihuahua is staring at the Weasel.
November 15, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Btw the weasel on the plate was my breaking point to click PayPal. Will the plate set of the chapters be made available to us jealous losers?
November 16, 2011 at 7:17 am
Typos are the crunchy, tooth-breaking sugar crystals on the cupcakes of life.
November 16, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Annnnd I have a new sign to print out for my office door. (Would also make a cool sampler.)
Thank you!
November 16, 2011 at 8:31 am
Never thought I say such a thing, but DAMN, knowing (or hoping I know) that it’s April in that balaclava makes seeing her in it a total turn on.
Every time.
I mean, that’s a pretty dam sweet balaclava, and April is a pretty damn sweet example of a woman and person. The two combined is just completely messing with my head (and libido)
November 16, 2011 at 11:51 pm
I feel like a dumbass. I bought the ebook, now what? How do I download it. Please don’t hate. Just a hint or two would be appreciated.
November 16, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Oh. Shit.. What a fat jealous loser I really am. I should have read further.
December 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm
yer shitbag right i’m buying this thing. i’m going to review for typos before buying a case for all my friends. if there aren’t the promised typos, up yours.
love
snakebite1051
p.s. in a nice way.
p.p.s. I love the Finns!!
December 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm
wait a minute… i didn’t buy an ebook, did I? I didn’t read further, either! or maybe that’s fuhrer. the point being, i don’t want the ebook. so refund me and send me the real book for 26.50. you know where i am.
December 3, 2011 at 1:24 pm
p.p.p.p.s. please don’t respond to my request for the hard copy book here. if you do, i won’t see it. i only visit here once every four years.
please use the email address associated with my account.
thank you.
December 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm
no, not that snakebite email. that’s my wife’s email. use the wordpress email associated with my profile. or, go to my blog and get a big old dose of ME before commenting. but don’t use bad language.
December 3, 2011 at 1:26 pm
okay, don’t read all those other comments from me. i’ll go ahead and read the ebook. i’m not hard of reading. it’s not going to kill me. i mean, i have paper and a printer. of course, it belongs to my employer, but i also have no ethics.
can i get a discount?