Aw, man…I want her hairdo…but my hair never wants to stand up that crisply, no matter what product I use.
When I had a mohawk (a wide single one; not like hers), I called it Stephen specifically so I could say to my bf, “Could you come in and help me with this hair gel? For some reason Stephen isn’t ‘hawking.” That’s how bad it was.
Fail. You are not supposed to wear tapers in your earlobes full time. They are one time use, and not supposed to be in there for more than a few mins at most. Have fun with your fistulas and earlobes twisting from uneven weight.
I go to school with a boy that looks just like Aaron. He’s a big fat bitchy choir queen and always says things like “Ja, ze piano is very off key today” and speaks with a terrible fake accent. God bless him.
My boyo had double-hawks back in high school and says he had to use Knox clear gelatin with egg whites mixed in to stand them up. It dries hard as rock and takes at least a couple weeks (with copious amounts of dish soap, shampoo isn’t enough) to wash out. Synchronized swimmers use just the gelatin to keep their hair in place. One of my other friends used Elmer’s glue, which washes out better but takes some of your hair with it. Punks across America sighed with relief when got2B introduced spiker glue and spiking spray, but they don’t last as long. (I used the spiker glue to make faux-dreads, Rob Zombie style, and I actually got a brush stuck in them once when I forgot to wash them first…oh, the stories I could tell you about my many beauty screw-ups….)
The natural wildlife of Finland is tirelessly hunted, and their technicolor fur is harvested for boots. If you see any of these beasts in the wild beware. They are predisposed to distrust humans.
November 8, 2011 at 6:18 pm
I really like these! Their clothes fit well, and neatness counts! I love her hair!
November 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Her hair is utterly awesome
November 8, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Somehow she has managed to make herself look waaaaaay older than she is…
November 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm
I wonder what it looks like “down”.
November 8, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Aw, man…I want her hairdo…but my hair never wants to stand up that crisply, no matter what product I use.
When I had a mohawk (a wide single one; not like hers), I called it Stephen specifically so I could say to my bf, “Could you come in and help me with this hair gel? For some reason Stephen isn’t ‘hawking.” That’s how bad it was.
November 8, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Ha! I have a ‘single wide’ now that I can’t be bothered with. Hair’s too curly. Product just makes me look like Disneyland shrubbery.
November 9, 2011 at 10:31 pm
*pokes your magic triangle*
November 8, 2011 at 6:31 pm
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November 8, 2011 at 6:44 pm
They could be just for that day…
November 9, 2011 at 11:19 am
Also, I’m pretty sure most people don’t leave their tapers sitting completely vertical like that.
And I just noticed how gigantic his shoelaces are.
November 8, 2011 at 6:31 pm
holy crap… this is a flashback to my teen years! bless them and their delicious sauciness.
November 8, 2011 at 6:33 pm
“I’m a fire starter, twisted fire starter”
Now I’m going to have that stuck in my head all night.
November 8, 2011 at 6:40 pm
I was just thinking the same thing!!
November 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm
I want that bag! *Grabby hands*
November 15, 2011 at 11:21 am
For my sins, I ran a cyber fashion store at the turn of the century.
The bag is by Couch, of the UK.
The bright parts are UV-reactive, & they last pretty well, better than Craig Morrison’s spiked bags, as the spikes are more solid & thicker rubber.
Pretty sure they still make ‘em. There ya go.
November 8, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I go to school with a boy that looks just like Aaron. He’s a big fat bitchy choir queen and always says things like “Ja, ze piano is very off key today” and speaks with a terrible fake accent. God bless him.
November 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm
They both remind me of an iguana. Iguanas.
November 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm
HE is an iguana. She’s a gecko.
November 8, 2011 at 8:34 pm
I love her skirt but those furry legwarmers are vile no matter who wears them. To be fair, they are better than the pink one.
November 8, 2011 at 8:44 pm
I want his bag!
November 10, 2011 at 6:47 pm
I can imagine him saying “No, it’s not a purse! It has spikes for God’s sake…SPIKES!”.
November 8, 2011 at 9:15 pm
I wonder if the yeti purse ever gets into fights with the dinosaur purse.
November 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Jenni is just the cutest.
November 8, 2011 at 10:59 pm
My boyo had double-hawks back in high school and says he had to use Knox clear gelatin with egg whites mixed in to stand them up. It dries hard as rock and takes at least a couple weeks (with copious amounts of dish soap, shampoo isn’t enough) to wash out. Synchronized swimmers use just the gelatin to keep their hair in place. One of my other friends used Elmer’s glue, which washes out better but takes some of your hair with it. Punks across America sighed with relief when got2B introduced spiker glue and spiking spray, but they don’t last as long. (I used the spiker glue to make faux-dreads, Rob Zombie style, and I actually got a brush stuck in them once when I forgot to wash them first…oh, the stories I could tell you about my many beauty screw-ups….)
November 8, 2011 at 10:59 pm
I wondered where Billy Corgan was spending his time.
November 9, 2011 at 1:17 am
I was thinking Tim Nordwind from OK Go.
November 9, 2011 at 10:41 pm
No, Tim! Put your vest back on!
November 9, 2011 at 12:55 am
I’m sorry, but the shaved head and the glasses just makes me thing of a character from the matrix…I couldn’t even look at anything else.
November 9, 2011 at 7:36 pm
If the glasses were the right kind of mismatched, he’d look like Spider Jerusalem. Spider would probably want to kick him in the crotch, though.
[Aside: I've got a friend who'd probably rock that stripy shirt (jacket?).]
November 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm
All these people look like they’re runaways from my school.
November 9, 2011 at 11:42 pm
Please tell me she didn’t pierce her FOREHEAD.
November 10, 2011 at 11:44 am
The natural wildlife of Finland is tirelessly hunted, and their technicolor fur is harvested for boots. If you see any of these beasts in the wild beware. They are predisposed to distrust humans.
November 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm
she wears her transdermal piercings on her face. he wears his on his murse. she’s definitely more hardcore than he is.
November 10, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Ladies and gentlemen—A Flock of Seagulls.
*Runs…runs so far awaaaaaay*