44 comments on Jan, äge indeterminate

  1. lemon bombs
    November 8, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Yeah, I’ll bet Slash is pissing himself.

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    • friendlyfeathers
      November 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm

      and Frank Zappa is rolling over in his grave.

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  2. BadWolf
    November 8, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    So THAT’S where Steve Perry went!

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  3. iceicebaby
    November 8, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    The title says “age indeterminate” but his eyes say “rape is imminent”.

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  4. Agent_of_Chaos
    November 8, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    He looks like he should be touring with Santanna.

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    • unhipsterchick
      November 9, 2011 at 1:06 am

      I read that as “torturing with Santana” and it didn’t seem inappropriate at all.

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  5. kollos
    November 8, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    I thought Sonny Bono was dead…

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  6. CaptainRosie
    November 8, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    I had wondered what Weird Al was up to lately

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  7. Forspecial
    November 8, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    He has a very “Sirius Black meets Tim Burton” look to him

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  8. Helen Killer
    November 8, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Soleil Moon Frye in drag.

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    • squidslooklikedicks
      November 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm

      I thought this was April, dressed up and just messing with us.

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    • SuzieDerkins
      November 9, 2011 at 3:37 pm

      Punky Bro-ster.

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  9. melimorgue
    November 8, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    The Finnish Zappa. Fappa?

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  10. ho-bow
    November 8, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    George, is that you? I don’t remember this phase of the Beatles.

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  11. Butts McFeckery
    November 8, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    Those pants loo so ridiculous and uncomfortable. I want them.

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    • kimoutre
      November 9, 2011 at 12:08 am

      My teen would totes kill for those pants. I’m not going to show them to her.

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  12. aliceblue
    November 8, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    I keep waiting for his mustache to crawl off his face.

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  13. gnrtattoo
    November 8, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    THIS IS SPINAL TAP!

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  14. aurelas
    November 8, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Sonny Bono meets Johnny Depp meets Boy George meets…okay I’m lost now!

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  15. Tura23
    November 8, 2011 at 9:12 pm

    It looks like a behind the scenes photo of Alejandro Jodorowski during the filming of Holy Mountain.

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  16. zooxanthellae
    November 8, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    It’s like his hat can’t decide what it wants to be. A fedora or a top-hat. So it just went with retarded.

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  17. jennp
    November 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    If only it weren’t for that fake mustache, he’d be hot.

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    • jennp
      November 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm

      well, and that unfortunate shirt. but otherwise …

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  18. SlySevSteph
    November 8, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    Katy Perry trying to pull of Russel Brand’s clothes. And a fake mustache.

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  19. jean
    November 8, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    love the hat! It’s so cool!

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  20. andrea
    November 9, 2011 at 12:53 am

    …it’s the mustache that kills it.

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    • fancyskants
      November 9, 2011 at 9:09 am

      Or redeems it…

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  21. fancyskants
    November 9, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Is that a steampunk octopus necklace he’s wearing?

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    • fancyskants
      November 9, 2011 at 7:58 am

      Oh, it’s a butterfly tattoo; my bad.

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    • TigerLasker
      November 11, 2011 at 7:02 pm

      Yeah I totally thought it was a steampunk octopus, too.

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  22. peemonster
    November 9, 2011 at 8:58 am

    When you’re immortal, you tend to forget trivial details such as age.

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  23. whimsiclefucker
    November 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Zappa & prince’s prison rape love child.

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  24. Mimi
    November 9, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    That. Fellow. Is. The. SEX. It’s like watching an episode of Deadwood on acid. I want his pants.

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  25. Retro Color Clash
    November 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

    This is just a screen cap from Pirates of the Caribbean where Penelope Cruz is dressed up like Jack Sparrow.

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  26. TigerLasker
    November 11, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    He looks like he’d be really fun to hang out with, if only because he would probably get high on coke and do something completely insane.

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  27. crap
    November 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Do you think his mustache is real?

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