I didn’t purposefully make that strike-through… either that was an interesting typo or I have mildly annoyed the Regretsy gods with my vernacular. Intriguing.
@Infoqueen: Flip Wilson may have done it (I don’t have the energy to go look), but Sammy Davis Jr. DID do it on at least one episode of Laugh-In. My short-term memory may be shot to hell, but I saw Sammy do it and dance it out as well.
@Postmenopaws: Thank you! I remember the song, but I forgot who did it. Sadly, with a fabulous name like that, he was a one-hit wonder.
So many questions! What secret lies beneath the little taped part in the upper right? Does that penis also have a fop wig underneath? Do all of men have balls coming out of their abdomen?
Congratulations. I don’t think that “asshole” and “demur” have ever been used in a sentence before. Now that I think about it, I didn’t think it was possible.
See…you get thumbs-downed for comments like that because you’ve stated the obvious, which is frowned upon here. If you simply must state the obvious, please at least make it original.
ps. i meant facebook. of course.
i dont use either one too much & they both have two syllables. but when i hear from someone on one or the other it’s almost always one of the above.
I sincerely hope this wasn’t drawn in class. That’s elementary school practice paper, the kind given to children just learning to form letters (note the dotted line for the lower-case).
that was my first thought too. My second thought was that this piece looks a lot like my own kindergarten art collection. I was so mad when mom threw that away.
What a weird coincidence. This is almost EXACTLY like my first freehand drawing assignment at École des Beaux-Arts on the left bank in Paris, back in the late 90s. Though I must admit, as a first-year art school student, I didn’t do nearly as well as this artist. Magnificent.
Remember that time someone drew a disproportioned tranny on grade school writing paper and had the disfigured balls to sell it for $40.00? That was awesome.
All of you are focusing too much on the T, A & giant dick. What’s up with the patch job hair extension? It’s hard to imagine that the artist “messed” up the hair enough to warrant a masking tape coverup.
That’s not just any old paper. It’s what they give five-year-olds who are first learning to write. No one past second grade ever sees this paper. Was this drawn by a very young child, the parent of a very young child, or the teacher of a very young child?
I was just about to comment about the paper too. Out of the whole thing, that’s the most disturbing part! “OH look, junior left his 1st grade paper here! Let me draw a Yeti hermaphrodite!”
Or, “Gee, this 1st Grade writing paper inspires me to draw pictures of pee pees and boobies and butt holes. Weeee!” Next he’ll be demanding his gin in a sippy cup.
Well, I don’t know about George Washington, but here in Washington STATE we see these things all the time. They’re running through everybody’s back yard. We encourage the children to draw them. This kid’s a fail though. Didn’t include a Starbucks cup.
I read ^this, and in my head I heard,”you made me laugh and cough rum on my taint.” I was getting ready to applaud your drinking+yoga skills, but realized my mistake. Carry on.
I remember being bored in school when they talked about that horrendous winter that Washington spent with his troops at Valley Forge. If they’d told us the whole story and let us see the illustrations I might’ve paid a lot more attention. I had no idea he actually spent with troops in the snow and all. And we had no mention of his dislocated hip, either.
Not everything on Etsy has to be trashed. Personally,I think it’s drawn with skill, and I find it funny. I like it. But maybe that’s not a cool thing to say here…
Well, then, say so without whinging. Reasonable comments regarding the skill or subjective appeal of an item tend to go over fine when not bracketed by passive-aggressive cavils.
All honesty, I think everyone should go over to this weirdo’s shop and buy like ALL of his work before he becomes famous for all his famously GROSS pictures!
I kind of like this. It’s fucked up, the artist knows it’s fucked up, and it’s obvious they have some actual skill in drawing. And that description is fucking amazing.
Thanks so much for adding these links. Your work is awesome and I look forward to those prints I just bought. Will make EXCELLENT Christmas, Chanukah, or Kwanza presents!
November 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Yowza.
November 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Remember when this was the wallpaper in Subway restaurants?
November 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm
The visible anus is what really pushes it over the edge for me.
November 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Aren’t we a jaded bunch if a visible a hole is what really bothers us here?? Smh haha
November 4, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I was extremely bothered by the hair.
I’m glad the artist took the time to fix it.
It was offensive.
November 4, 2011 at 5:53 pm
but what about the masthead on the penis
November 4, 2011 at 10:49 pm
Agreed. They may have used Scotch tape, but they should ave used Magic Tape and a fifth of Scotch.
November 4, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Um, perhaps avoid the word “push” around that pic?
November 4, 2011 at 1:58 pm
That’s one word. The other is ‘why’?!?
November 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Looks like he is rocking out with his dick guitar.
November 4, 2011 at 1:37 pm
That or he realized bare junk + snow = bad idea
November 4, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Isn’t the term; “Rock out with your cock out”?
November 4, 2011 at 9:45 pm
I don’t know. Kinda looks like he’s playing with his balls to me, Marge.
November 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm
he has boobies
November 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm
She has junk
November 4, 2011 at 2:42 pm
She/he’s two, two, two genders in one—the Certs of cryptozoology.
November 4, 2011 at 5:18 pm
I loved their last album.
November 4, 2011 at 9:45 pm
She/He could use an athletic supporter/ball bra and sports bra. Particularly the former to avoid tired arms and hands.
November 4, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Who knew Bigfoot would be a hermaphrodite? So hard to tell under all the hair!
November 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
“What? You couldn’t tell?”
“Not until I had to…shave him…”
November 4, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Venture Bros. FTW!
November 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I’m doubly amused that the artist calls the subject a creepazoid. Because drawing something like this makes them totally normal.
November 5, 2011 at 9:44 am
You’re right, it probably would’ve been a better description if they called it a self-portrait.
November 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Super freak extraordinaire
Creepazoid, Creepazoid
Runs around, balls in the air
Creepazoid, Creepazoid
Wintry snowscape under feet
Creepazoid, Creepazee
Dick erect for all to see
Creepazoid, Chimpanzee
He’ll run across the snowscape
For you there is no escape
Until then we must enjoy
Creepazoid, Creepazoid
November 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm
You are my hero.
November 4, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Your Nobel Prize for Literature is in the mail. Until then, would you prefer a cookie or +1 million and 2
Internets?November 4, 2011 at 5:45 pm
I didn’t purposefully make that strike-through… either that was an interesting typo or I have mildly annoyed the Regretsy gods with my vernacular. Intriguing.
November 4, 2011 at 7:29 pm
You got a strike-through for annoying Bronc Drywall.
November 4, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Now all you need is some making tape and penmanship paper.
November 4, 2011 at 4:21 pm
making = masking
…and I need to learn to spell.
November 4, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Oh the Creepazoid crip.
November 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm
If you got it, flaunt it I guess. Eeeeesh, I feel so inadequate as both a man and a creepazoid now.
November 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm
He might want to get that cauliflower-like growth under his glans checked out.
November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm
maybe it’s normal creepazoid anatomy. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE
November 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm
The hair reminds me of the powdered wigs they wore. All I could think was “Here come da Judge! Here come da Judge!”
November 4, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Aw, thanks. I just had a wonderful moment remembering Sammy Davis Jr. doing the Judge on Laugh-In!
November 4, 2011 at 8:09 pm
I think that was Flip Wilson.
November 4, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Pigmeat Markham originated it.
November 6, 2011 at 1:28 pm
@Infoqueen: Flip Wilson may have done it (I don’t have the energy to go look), but Sammy Davis Jr. DID do it on at least one episode of Laugh-In. My short-term memory may be shot to hell, but I saw Sammy do it and dance it out as well.
@Postmenopaws: Thank you! I remember the song, but I forgot who did it. Sadly, with a fabulous name like that, he was a one-hit wonder.
November 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm
It’s ribbed, for her pleasure
November 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm
ewwwwwwwwww. (love me some Wayne’s World.)
November 4, 2011 at 4:26 pm
I was wondering if his foreskin was mutant, if it was vagina on his penis or if it was one hell of an STD
November 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I don’t think he would ever be alone.
November 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm
They overshot past Crumb and went straight to crummy.
November 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm
That comment is glorious.
November 5, 2011 at 12:32 am
Crumb only wishes he could delve this deep into the terrifying regions of the human psyche.
November 5, 2011 at 12:32 am
Also, Spocktopus, major props on the name.
November 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm
I guess “creepazoid” is an accurate description.
Though that thing under his glands might be better termed “chancroid”
November 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm
So many questions! What secret lies beneath the little taped part in the upper right? Does that penis also have a fop wig underneath? Do all of men have balls coming out of their abdomen?
November 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Actually, the process of testicular descent involves… ok, I’ll stop. /nerd
November 4, 2011 at 1:38 pm
I love how the asshole is demurely peeking out.
November 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Congratulations. I don’t think that “asshole” and “demur” have ever been used in a sentence before. Now that I think about it, I didn’t think it was possible.
November 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I think that warrants a writing assignment. Class?
November 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm
That’s gotta be the hottest Bigfoot I’ve seen all day! Or not. You know, because of the snow. 0_o
November 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm
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November 4, 2011 at 10:27 pm
See…you get thumbs-downed for comments like that because you’ve stated the obvious, which is frowned upon here. If you simply must state the obvious, please at least make it original.
Thank you,
Not-The-Management
November 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm
I think I dated him once-small head, big di…no wait it was the other way around…big head, small dick. My mistake…
November 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm
And breasts?
November 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm
i think we’ve all dated him, at least once or twice.
& now he wants to be our friend on craigslist.
November 4, 2011 at 4:24 pm
I know I did…He took me home to see Mama who showed me his Green Giant modeling portfolio. My god, I thought it would never fit!
November 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm
ps. i meant facebook. of course.
i dont use either one too much & they both have two syllables. but when i hear from someone on one or the other it’s almost always one of the above.
November 5, 2011 at 11:56 am
Judging from some Craigslist ads I’ve seen, I don’t think you’re all that far off.
November 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm
My Yeti has the weirdest boner right now.
November 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm
The penis is very detailed and everything else was drawn as afterthought.
November 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I’m guessing:
penis drawing + ruled paper = doodling in class.
The addition of a body classed it up to a value for $40, of course.
November 4, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I sincerely hope this wasn’t drawn in class. That’s elementary school practice paper, the kind given to children just learning to form letters (note the dotted line for the lower-case).
November 4, 2011 at 7:33 pm
that was my first thought too. My second thought was that this piece looks a lot like my own kindergarten art collection. I was so mad when mom threw that away.
November 4, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Maybe the paper is vintage? With a 1st grade doodle on the back?
November 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I actually think it’s pretty cool, don’t know if I’d like it looking at me while I’m eating breakfast, but I still think it rocks
November 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
It will look at you in your sleep.
November 4, 2011 at 7:36 pm
it will look at you on the toilet.
but not for long – that cheap paper won’t last in a damp environment.
November 4, 2011 at 2:35 pm
It’s oddly bizarre….I kind of like it but not for $40. Maybe 50 cents.
November 4, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Me too.
November 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm
What a weird coincidence. This is almost EXACTLY like my first freehand drawing assignment at École des Beaux-Arts on the left bank in Paris, back in the late 90s. Though I must admit, as a first-year art school student, I didn’t do nearly as well as this artist. Magnificent.
November 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Well we didn’t have any of them fancy art schools. We had to learn how to doodle the hard way, typically during grade 10 history class.
November 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm
That’s not snow.
November 4, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Looks like Liquid Paper to me.
November 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Teeeeeeny leetle head, big ol wanger.
November 4, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Beetlejuice?
November 4, 2011 at 1:48 pm
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November 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Is THAT what “outsider art” is? Cause all those parts are certainly outside.
May I just add what everyone is thinking: MAN THAT IS UGLY!
November 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I think the artist misheard when George Washinton commissioned a depiction of the first Presidential Election
November 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
anyone up for a game of Pétanque?
November 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I don’t know what I’d think if this WASN’T an original drawing.
“You mean you COPIED this from someone ELSE’S sketch of a big dicked Bigfoot with breasts? You hack!!!”
November 4, 2011 at 1:59 pm
i am equally fascinated and repulsed…
November 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Fuck. It’s sold. Own up, which one of you fat losers does it belong to now?
November 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm
They used a time machine, too. It sold back in September.
November 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Of last year.
November 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm
DAMN, we Regretsians are amazing.
November 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm
All of you are focusing too much on the T, A & giant dick. What’s up with the patch job hair extension? It’s hard to imagine that the artist “messed” up the hair enough to warrant a masking tape coverup.
November 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Yeah, I logged in just to comment on the fact that the only part of this image the “artist” felt needed adjustment was the hair. The rest is PERFECT!
November 4, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Washington
Washington
Six foot eight
Weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware,
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
November 4, 2011 at 4:11 pm
…that motherfucking had like, thirty goddamn dicks.
November 4, 2011 at 2:08 pm
That’s not just any old paper. It’s what they give five-year-olds who are first learning to write. No one past second grade ever sees this paper. Was this drawn by a very young child, the parent of a very young child, or the teacher of a very young child?
November 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm
I was just about to comment about the paper too. Out of the whole thing, that’s the most disturbing part! “OH look, junior left his 1st grade paper here! Let me draw a Yeti hermaphrodite!”
November 4, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Or, “Gee, this 1st Grade writing paper inspires me to draw pictures of pee pees and boobies and butt holes. Weeee!” Next he’ll be demanding his gin in a sippy cup.
November 4, 2011 at 3:04 pm
I’ve been drunk enough that a sippy cup was a viable option. Those red solo cups aren’t spill proof, you know!
November 4, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Well, I don’t know about George Washington, but here in Washington STATE we see these things all the time. They’re running through everybody’s back yard. We encourage the children to draw them. This kid’s a fail though. Didn’t include a Starbucks cup.
November 5, 2011 at 3:45 am
Nothing says Seattle like naked hippies drinking Starbucks.
I wish that were a joke, but… it’s not.
November 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
This was what I logged in to say. The kindergarten paper takes this thing to a whole other level of creepy.
November 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Is this a perspective drawing or am I just giving the artist too much credit?
November 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm
you made me laugh and cough on rum tainted cider…
November 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I read ^this, and in my head I heard,”you made me laugh and cough rum on my taint.” I was getting ready to applaud your drinking+yoga skills, but realized my mistake. Carry on.
November 4, 2011 at 3:56 pm
tainted rum or rum cover taint… whatever… IT’S FRIDAY!!!
November 4, 2011 at 7:40 pm
tainted? you mean ‘enhanced,’ right?
November 4, 2011 at 2:26 pm
All I can think is, if it’s cold enough for snow, should it’s testicles be out?
November 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I remember being bored in school when they talked about that horrendous winter that Washington spent with his troops at Valley Forge. If they’d told us the whole story and let us see the illustrations I might’ve paid a lot more attention. I had no idea he actually spent with troops in the snow and all. And we had no mention of his dislocated hip, either.
November 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Someone found R. Crumb’s high school math notebook.
I wonder what’s on the other pages.
November 4, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Bil Keane is starting to lose it.
November 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Or Jeffy’s getting a bit too sophisticated.
November 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm
November 4, 2011 at 7:14 pm
epic.
November 4, 2011 at 7:42 pm
wow, I never liked this cartoon before!
November 6, 2011 at 11:22 am
EXACTLY.
November 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm
It’s so horrifying that it’s fantastic! The artwork would make kick-ass holiday cards, what with it being snowy and all.
November 4, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Can I offer 20$ only for the dick? … the rest you can keep for you
November 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Taint what it looks like.
November 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm
I’d give points for originality, except this just looks like a mash-up of works by Picasso, Beardsley and Toulouse-Lautrec with some Crumb thrown in.
Art school fail.
November 4, 2011 at 5:36 pm
The “artist” must have gone to a place like Montserrat College of Art!
November 5, 2011 at 8:51 am
i’m sorry…. you got me! i usually use at least 5 artists for my mash-ups…. this was just plain lazy! next time….
November 4, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Not everything on Etsy has to be trashed. Personally,I think it’s drawn with skill, and I find it funny. I like it. But maybe that’s not a cool thing to say here…
November 4, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Hey, each to their own. A lot of the things that make it on here are just plain strange.
But even if you like the drawing – what of the tape in the corner/patch job with the hair? on grade school paper?
November 4, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Too cheap to buy quality paper. What a chump!
November 4, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Not everything on Etsy IS trashed. Just the, you know, trash.
November 4, 2011 at 7:44 pm
I would have snapped it right up, were it on better quality paper.
November 4, 2011 at 9:41 pm
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November 4, 2011 at 10:36 pm
I copied and pasted the URL he gives in his Etsy profile, and have to say I really like his style.
This drawing in particular, not so much.
November 5, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Kinda agreed there.
The paper, though. Trying to decide if that part really works with it or no.
November 4, 2011 at 5:46 pm
40 dolla make you holla!
November 4, 2011 at 5:47 pm
If the cock is where his stomach should be, does that mean his belly-button is between his legs? That could be confusing during anal.
November 5, 2011 at 8:19 am
Or and orgasmic paradise for someone with two penises.
November 4, 2011 at 5:54 pm
All honesty, I think everyone should go over to this weirdo’s shop and buy like ALL of his work before he becomes famous for all his famously GROSS pictures!
November 4, 2011 at 7:49 pm
The moobs have got to go, otherwise, looks like something Harry Crumb would do if he did Japanese shunga prints of a Yeti.
November 5, 2011 at 9:31 am
Sorry, not Harry Crumb, that should be Robert Crumb. Let me help you visualize this…
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November 4, 2011 at 8:14 pm
I was expecting “View in a Room” to be a Principal’s Office.
Or a proud mother’s fridge.
November 4, 2011 at 10:09 pm
goddamnit, i love this.
November 4, 2011 at 10:22 pm
I want this on a t-shirt with the saying: “Keep On Shufflin’,” along with a time-trip back to the ’70s, man.
November 5, 2011 at 4:01 am
The vagina on the penis was the deal breaker for me. Someone buy this please
November 5, 2011 at 8:49 am
SOMEBODY ALREADY DID. Which disappoints me, because I wanted to buy it. D:
November 5, 2011 at 4:44 pm
You should go to http://www.ashleyannabrown.bigcartel.com/category/drawings-by-justin-brown-durand and buy some of his other work. After seeing this gross picture on regretsy I decided I should buy some of his work. I bought TWO!
November 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Is that a vajayjay or just flappy undercarriage skin? Enquiring minds…
November 5, 2011 at 6:13 am
Is no one else getting a Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack vibe from this drawing?
November 5, 2011 at 8:49 am
I kind of like this. It’s fucked up, the artist knows it’s fucked up, and it’s obvious they have some actual skill in drawing. And that description is fucking amazing.
November 5, 2011 at 9:12 am
for more sloppy R. Crumb rip-offs, go to http://www.ashleyannabrown.bigcartel.com/category/drawings-by-justin-brown-durand
there’s some witches and santa claus pictures for sale in there.
or this is my flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/heartpumparts
it’s not up to date, but there’s a lot of trash and epic art school fails to look at. thanks!
November 5, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Thanks so much for adding these links. Your work is awesome and I look forward to those prints I just bought. Will make EXCELLENT Christmas, Chanukah, or Kwanza presents!
November 7, 2011 at 11:28 am
or my etsy shop, which is open again.
enter the coupon code HOLIDAYDEALZ at checkout for 10% off of anything/everything.
thanks!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HeartPumpArts
November 5, 2011 at 1:42 pm
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November 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm
If that’s how big he is when it’s cold, I’m afraid to see it in the tropics.
November 5, 2011 at 4:19 pm
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November 5, 2011 at 6:46 pm
i just posted four similar drawings from the same period of time, if anyone is interested.
http://ashleyannabrown.bigcartel.com/category/drawings-by-justin-brown-durand
thanks!
November 6, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Thanks for being a good sport!
November 7, 2011 at 5:51 am
I always loved the expression “goes like a raped ape” and now I know who raped it.
November 8, 2011 at 9:35 am
I’ve actually really come to like this artist. One of his drawings is the perfect embodiment of my NaNo story this year. Now I don’t have to write it!