Your Halloween Costumes
- Zombie Ira Glass submitted by Julia
- Ukranian rhythmic gymnastic team submitted by Chris
- Spartan by submitted by Craig
- LeeLoo Dallas submitted by Pietarian
- Sock Monkey submitted by Ruthann
- Lichtenstein submitted by Abby
- Chia Head Submitted by Laura
- Steampunk hipster submitted by John
- Bethany Hamilton and shark submitted by Dough a Deer
- Seymour and Audrey submitted by Elizabeth
- Sexy gnome submitted by Erika
- Wilford Brimley submitted by Jennifer
- Scarecrow and mortified child submitted by Karen
- Skants submitted by Karren
- Sloth submitted by Kim
- Amish partiers submitted by Laura
- Skeletor submitted by Maggie
- Pam from Archer submitted by Sarah
- Stormtrooper submitted by Frauelein
- ??? submitted Anonymously
November 2, 2011 at 9:32 am
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
November 2, 2011 at 10:00 am
He is awfully cute, but he’s no Gerard Butler. *drool pant drool pant*
November 2, 2011 at 12:01 pm
He’s hot enough. Never look a Gift Spartan in the mouth.
November 2, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Amen! I’d rather look a gift Spartan in other orifices…
November 2, 2011 at 12:56 pm
You’d rather look a gift Spartan in the goatse?
November 2, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I would. Especially if he gave me sex and booze. In any order is fine, at the same time would be preferable.
November 2, 2011 at 3:40 pm
I assure you that is not where I was looking.
November 3, 2011 at 6:53 am
Always look a gift Spartan in the nipple….
November 2, 2011 at 9:34 am
Total udder envy.
November 2, 2011 at 9:52 am
I want her and I want to do bad things with her and her udders! I’m a girl… is that so wrong?
November 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
not at all…but the habitual stalkerish pathetic cupcake brigade thumbs down I suffer from…now that ain’t right, but whatcha gonna do about it…cry?
as a matter of fact, yes. weah weah weah.
November 2, 2011 at 12:04 pm
But you’re at +41 now. You just gotta wait for all us fat jealous losers to get here. It takes a while sometimes. We’re fat.
November 2, 2011 at 3:43 pm
My Catholic granny said that suffering is good for the soul – assuming that you have one of course.
November 2, 2011 at 10:40 am
As Pam would say: “Sploosh!”
November 2, 2011 at 10:32 am
I wanted to go as Nursie from Black Adder, but I wasn’t fast enough to get a cow costume and make 2 really horrible looking udders. (that’s one of my favorite episodes, because Hugh Laurie is in it as the master of disguise, who is killed because he’s in a cow costume, whereas nursie is a sad old woman with an udder fixation).
November 2, 2011 at 10:54 am
That was a fabulous episode. Crazy old Nursie!
November 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
“I shall weturn to week my wewengay!”
November 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm
My family likes to say “My apologies” a la Hugh in that episode. We laugh like idiots; no one else gets it
November 2, 2011 at 3:41 pm
I know beast is best, but which one?
November 2, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Sigh, breast is best. Why do I type better after drinking?
November 2, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Because you have no soul…sista.
November 2, 2011 at 8:38 pm
Of course not. I’m a layer and we have our souls removed to make space for more cynicism.
November 2, 2011 at 9:03 pm
BGS: My thumbs down here was thoroughly accidental. Sorry.
November 3, 2011 at 6:58 am
@aliceblue
Ahh…one of my clever, more wittier than thou allies, sweet aliceblue, strikes again. Know that you will not be lonely in hell for I will be there too…I love you.
@Steampunk Octopus
Aww, you are too sweet, knowing how a thumbs down just crushes my esteem…Have another fat shot on me you drunken slag and know I love you too.
Come join me for (((hugs))) & Cheeto’s in my girl cave while we get upholstered in booze, swigging from our Diva cups, then we will venture out into the darkness and stroll the night away whilst fine tuning our “Towel Man” radar, searching for the next qualifier…like you two did without me last time…
November 4, 2011 at 9:41 pm
O.K. Admit it. You were at the “I love you dude” phase of drinking when you posted blow. No criticism of course. Assuming that you aren’t a 60+ guy posing as a BGS, that’s the best offer I’ve had in months. See you hell devil!
November 3, 2011 at 6:14 am
well, in this case, either is apropos.
November 3, 2011 at 6:16 am
Ugh that should have been in response to your reply to yourself. Still gettong used to my new phone.
November 3, 2011 at 7:06 am
Oh, so we are suppose to be impressed with french words, and your “new” “flashy” blah blah…WTF? Chuck the new phone Halfnote, and get back in the fucking kitchen with your Jammer and make us some walnut-encrusted chicken and angel-food cake, will ya? Shit…you gotta know us fat jealous losers are only interested in one thing, and you can’t eat french words or a phone.
November 3, 2011 at 8:31 am
Well, and the stuff we’re usually intterested in you don’t eat – you drink. Scotch, anyone?
November 3, 2011 at 9:05 am
@HalfNote5
Are you fucking kidding? I need a bag of Cheeto’s to build the thirst for a scotch…see how my fat jealous loser mind works?? Now where’s your jammer and where’s my platter??LOL!
November 3, 2011 at 11:34 am
Without a “please” I’ll tellya where the jammer’s GONNA be. ; )
November 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm
But I’m worried she’s going to catch her teat in that curling iron. That was totally the kind of thing I would have done before my reduction. (I only had two boobs–the reduction was in size, not number. Just wanted to make that clear.)
November 2, 2011 at 9:35 am
Every single one of these is off the effin chain. Incredible!! Even if the Gelfling lactivist in the last picture will give me terrible nightmares.
My favorite, though, is Brittany Hamilton and shark. It’s never too early to start your kids on a path of pitch-black humor.
November 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
That was pure genius… tasteless humor is made that much more humorous when delivered by children. I also really liked the Lichtenstein art costume. Excellent execution!
November 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
Totally! Especially since the kids look like they are totally in on the joke.
The Lichtenstein is pretty rad, for sure.
November 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm
I laughed and then felt like terrible when I saw that.
Also I loved the Lichtenstein one.
November 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I really liked her costume too! I was Lichtenstein girl also, but it turned out looking more like Lichtenstein clown :/
November 4, 2011 at 11:15 pm
My friend Dana also went as a Lichtenstein girl:
November 2, 2011 at 9:38 am
Are the udders tribute to Black Adder one wonders ?
November 2, 2011 at 9:48 am
Ohhhh, Nursie!
November 2, 2011 at 11:41 am
I thought the last one was what happens when the aliens from UFOPORNO! do their dance with a cow…
November 2, 2011 at 9:39 am
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November 2, 2011 at 9:55 am
One thing I love about Regretsy is that calling people fat is usually downvoted.
November 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
Er, calling her fat was not really my intention… I was refering more to the breasts. Cause breasts are awesome, and Skeletor is awesome, so…
Yeah, I’m just gunna shut up now and eat my cereal.
November 2, 2011 at 3:59 pm
If it makes you feel better, I got your comment right away. I mean, I don’t think she looks fat, but the boobs made me giggle a little. (And then I got a mental image of Skeletor with a bustier, which made me giggle more.)
November 3, 2011 at 10:52 am
A bustier would be PERFECT for Skeletor.
November 2, 2011 at 7:37 pm
It’s all good. Part of the reason I wanted to do it is because I thought “somewhat overweight female Skeletor” would be extremely funny.
If I hadn’t wanted to keep the shirt and pants for regular use, I would have drawn on muscles!
November 3, 2011 at 10:52 am
I thought you were adorable.
I was deeply envious. I’ve always wanted to Rule 63 my favorite male villains.
November 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
Ahhh yes, we can call OURSELVES fat jealous losers, but not someone else.
Although, in kwake’s defense, ANYONE would be “filled out” for Skeletor, HE’S A SKELETON!!!
November 2, 2011 at 10:04 am
Have you actually looked at Skeletor’s body? Dude is BUILT from the neck down!
November 2, 2011 at 10:06 am
but not usually with tits.
November 2, 2011 at 10:11 am
This is true. I guess it’s more of a redistribution than a filling-out.
November 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
True, very true… I was obsessed with He-Man and She-Ra as a kid, we have the toys laying around the house for the kids… WTF IS WRONG WITH ME??
All I can say, in my defense, is I’m out of drugs and cigarettes. It’s not my day.
November 2, 2011 at 9:39 am
These are so freakin creative! Just when I think my own cardboard costume has a spark of originality, you bums go and outdo everyone.
Oh and hello Spartan.
November 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
What. The fuck. Was that.
November 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
I love that your avatar matches your comment.
November 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
The Soul Surfer and the amish partiers cracked me up.
The last one I was torn between WTF and wow, great costume work!
November 2, 2011 at 10:38 am
The Amish partiers got one major detail wrong, however — Amish men *never* wear mustaches. I guess mustaches remind them too much of the old-fashioned European military that they came to the US to avoid. Details, details, fat jealous loser slags!
November 2, 2011 at 11:48 am
Well, and the fact that they let someone take a picture.
November 2, 2011 at 12:47 pm
The Amish that live next door to my friend in PA (and they’re not Mennonites)are actually pretty cool about pictures. I got to “party” with them. They also hung out to watch me give someone a tattoo.
November 2, 2011 at 9:14 pm
I had a bunch of Hutterites come into a pub I was stripping at in Canada MANY moons ago. One of the elders tried to convince me to come live and work in their community. I was tempted – briefly. I think I would have fit in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally well………
November 2, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I’m a stickler for deets, but Goodhusband T has an abiding love for his poor blonde (stepbrother to the Beard of Power) upper lip ‘stache. As far as that goes, my modest head covering didn’t really cover a neck tatt I have -so there ya’go…
“But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. –Matthew x. 30.”
November 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
I was just thinking that. It comes to mind only because my father just shaved off his mustache for Movember, though he left the beard so he now looks like an Amish farmer. An Amish farmer with an iPad…and a Smart car.
November 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm
We had some Amish partiers at our bar, too.. One of them was gettin his dance on somethin FIERCE.
November 2, 2011 at 1:52 pm
The Soul Surfer one was probably my favorite costume that I’ve ever seen, ever.
November 2, 2011 at 9:44 am
The last one is… oddly arousing?
November 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
last one looks like an ode to the art of Ron English
http://www.popaganda.com/Paintings/images/17_CowgirlBikini.JPG.jpg
November 2, 2011 at 10:04 am
She reminds me of some of Patricia Piccinini’s sculptures as well.
http://www.tolarnogalleries.com/media/client/PaP_078.jpg
November 2, 2011 at 12:26 pm
That’s the first thing that popped into my head too. Thanks for reminding me of the artist’s name!
November 2, 2011 at 9:48 am
Fabulous costumes. Amish don’t have mustaches though. I live in Amish Country.
November 2, 2011 at 9:51 am
What Amish Country do you live in? Buggy-Haters High Five!
November 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
I feel your pain, I work in Amish country. There’s a gas station right next to my building, and one day, I shit you not, a horse and buggy pulled up to one of the gas pumps.
WHY?!?!?!
November 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
They were probably going into the store to buy something.
November 2, 2011 at 10:10 am
Not going in the store, there are non-gas-pump parking spaces for that, they were actually AT the gas pump.
And note, I don’t hate the Amish. I do, however, hate getting stuck behind their horse-and-buggies on the highway on my way home from work.
November 2, 2011 at 10:17 am
Sounds like they need a horse-and-buggy lane, kinda like a reverse Express lane?
November 2, 2011 at 10:30 am
Uh, okay. Then maybe they were huffing fumes.
November 2, 2011 at 12:04 pm
They might have been filling a jerrycan with gas for some piece of outdoor equipment. What machines they’re allowed to use varies a lot from one group to another, and the rules are often non-intuitive. Where I live, for example, they have to use manual lawnmowers, but they can use gas weedwhackers.
November 2, 2011 at 12:29 pm
You just know some Amish teenager mowed the whole yard with the gas weedwhacker when Dad was away. Possibly even took in the hay harvest. “Sure are going through a lot of gas this year…”
November 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Heck, back in my hometown and the ones surrounding the Amish always drive on the side of the road.
Maybe living near so many is also why I don’t understand the hate, they make some damned good bread and pastries.
November 2, 2011 at 4:19 pm
I didn’t get that they hate the Amish from that, just their more of transportation… esp if they don’t yield the right of way to motorized vehicles.
I think our Mennonites (granted they aren’t traditional Amish) cheat on their pastries. My father in law bought a pie from them for an exorbitant amount and I’m pretty sure the cherries were commercially canned.
November 2, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Alice, I feel your pain and confusion. I lived in Goshen, IN for awhile, which has large Amish and Mennonite communities. We used to refer to the road-hogging buggies as Yoders, eg “Get outta the way, ya Yoder!” It’s one of those things that sounds dirty without actually being very rude.
November 3, 2011 at 8:22 am
OMG tijde, I work in Wakarusa! (about 10-20 miles from Goshen) Yeah, the one around here haven’t gotten the memo about getting on the side of the road, I guess. I have no hate for the Amish, even though the female ones always give me dirty looks when I’m going into the gas station. I’m sure my flame red hair and low cut shirts have NOTHING to do with that!!!
November 3, 2011 at 10:58 am
The Amish aren’t allowed to be redheads?
November 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm
HA! I’m sure they are, but not my color. It’s less “redhead” and more “colored my hair with a crayola marker”.
November 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Yup, I know Wakarusa! I also have bright red hair ala Molotov Cocktease, and I too found the women to be rather icy, at least in places like WalMart. I don’t know why, but man, them ladies wuz brusque. I originally mentioned that in my first post, actually, but deleted it to avoid sounding any more like a hater.
That area has the best names… Wakarusa, Mishawaka, Napanee. DH and I adopted “Napanee” as a name for the itchy feeling you get from hathair, or when it’s time to trim the pubes, lol.
November 4, 2011 at 11:21 pm
What goes, “Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, thwack, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop?”
Drive-by pitchforking.
Ah, the glories of being from Iowa, near Amish country.
November 2, 2011 at 7:24 pm
They were buying cigarettes. GPC softpak.
Naturally, they buy the most modest smokes.
November 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
That’s right. Looks like another instance of someone confusing Orthodox Jewish style with Amish, that seems to happen a lot. Or maybe dude just didn’t want to shave his mustache.
November 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
No confused about Hassidic looks -We were Occupy Intercourse Anabaptists, and moustaches are “de riguer” for us protestin’ types
November 2, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Occupy Intercourse … who wants to make the first tshirt? Hahahha!
November 2, 2011 at 4:22 pm
I worked on my cross-stitch sampler “OCCUPY INTERCOURSE! KTHXBAI”, between pints and smokes. I was Amish texting, a’ight? Ya’feel me?
November 2, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Ahhh, okay. Well done then!
November 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
Also, why is there so much hate for the Amish here?! What did they ever do to you??
November 2, 2011 at 11:10 am
They made quality furniture and tasty dairy products. BURN THEM ALL!
Oh, wait…
November 2, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Don’t forget Auntie Anne’s pretzels. The Heathens!
November 3, 2011 at 6:00 am
Well, now that we have Miss Dairy up on the costumes section, we don’t need the Amish for cheese or milk, but the furniture is still better than anything else anywhere ever. Yay, Amish!
November 2, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I guess you’ve never been stuck in buggy traffic. No, really.
November 2, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Yes I have. I’m personally familiar with all types of Amish and Mennonites too.
November 2, 2011 at 3:28 pm
And dude…you want to talk about traffic? I drive through Boston on a regular basis…there’s no screwy traffic on Earth that compares with that.
November 2, 2011 at 4:41 pm
You never tried Montreal trafic then. I think everyone has a death wish!!!
November 2, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Highway 1 South, Central California coast, when the tourists get their first full gawk at Monterey Bay and come to a screeching halt in the fast lane.
Representin’.
November 2, 2011 at 9:09 pm
“Highway 1 South, Central California coast, when the tourists get their first full gawk at Monterey Bay and come to a screeching halt in the fast lane.”
That’s what I’m talking about!! My very morning commute! Hi Postmenopaws!
…that’s kind of a nice way to think of it, actually…
November 4, 2011 at 12:02 am
Highway 9, Northern California, Christmastime, when people who normally never go into the hills decide they must drive past all the Bay Area tree lots and get one “fresh”. And they have no clue what a turnout is for.
November 2, 2011 at 10:09 am
I don’t know much about Amish, but my immediate “what’s wrong with this picture” response was where can you still possibly smoke in a bar!?
November 2, 2011 at 10:35 am
In Florida, they allow smoking in bars when it’s mostly drink sales (only a small percentage of sales is food) and if it is in a building that permits smoking. They do exist!
November 2, 2011 at 11:20 am
You can smoke in bars in Idaho too, even if there’s no food. And where I live in Idaho, you can get your red solo cup of whisky to go!
November 2, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Smoking and food, not so much. But cigarettes and booze — they go together like a horse and carriage.
November 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Aye, verily, brother, thou hast told unto me.
November 2, 2011 at 11:51 am
Indiana, for one. In a number of (most?) counties here, you can even smoke in restaurants, but I don’t know of any county that’s outlawed smoking in bars.
November 2, 2011 at 11:57 am
True! When I lived in Ohio we used to go Richmond IN in the winter so we didn’t have to freeze our asses off smoking outside
November 2, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Ehhh, when you get closer to Chicago that changes, rushgirl.
Anywhere in Porter or Lake counties, they’ve banned it. But in my good old Michigan City, all the bars are smoking!! 
November 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Ah, maybe I need to go closer to Chicago, then . . . (nonsmoker who can’t tolerate smoke in my eating space, sorry!)
November 2, 2011 at 1:59 pm
No need to be, I understand. Although I want to cry when I see a no-smoking sign in a restaurant or bar, being a smoker, I also had the unpleasant experience of trying to eat dinner at a restaurant once while a guy two tables over smoked a big fat cigar. I couldn’t eat, the smell mademe so sick. I’m sure there are a lot of non-smokers who feel the same around cigarettes.
November 2, 2011 at 7:13 pm
I live in Porter county and can say with certainty that smoking in bars is alive and well here. All of the bars in my town are still smoke-friendly. Maybe it’s on a town-by-town basis, though? I think Valparaiso is mostly (if not all) smoke-less. They have, however, taken smoking out of restaurants as far as I know. I have not seen one with a smoking section in a long time.
Are you still in MC? I’m right down the (Hwy 20) road!
November 3, 2011 at 1:58 am
Smoking ban in Scotland is going good. The street cafe culture is now alive and well in Glasgow, something the council had tried and failed to encourage for some years before – somehow the idea of eating your dinner on the street at these latitudes failed to appeal for at least 10 months of the year. But then they banned smoking inside public buildings, and hey presto! Restaurant terraces everywhere.
And people sit out in them in December! That’s some serious addiction right there.
November 3, 2011 at 8:27 am
Actually, I did mean Valpo, unhipsterchick! I do still live in MC, and I always lament when we go over to Valpo or Merrillville that there are no smoking sections in any of the restaurants! Usually when we go over there, it’s the only time we get out to eat without the kids, and we won’t sit in smoking with them.
I will say, I haven’t been in any of the bars. Closest was Houligans in Chesterton, and I was too busy being appalled by all the bajingo hanging out of girls’ dresses to worry about smoking!!
November 3, 2011 at 11:59 pm
Alice- EEeek! Hooligans is well know as the sleaze bar/ meat market here in Chesterton. I went with a friend once who insisted she wanted to go there because they had “dancing”. Needless to say, we were there a very short 5 minutes or so before she decided it was time to go.
I can easily think of 11 I’ve been in at least once. Some are closed or moved or changed names/owners now. Here in town, there are 3 or 4 where we still semi-regularly go.
There are plenty of other bars (all smoke-friendly) in Chesterton, several of them are actually nice
Being in MC, do you ever go to ShoreLine Brewery?
November 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
I actually haven’t been to Shoreline, I hear friends talking about it all the time. We like to hang out at Decoy’s on hwy 20 (right next to the DMV) for the karaoke.
I LOVE me some karaoke.
November 2, 2011 at 3:05 pm
In Rhode Island it’s outlawed pretty much everywhere I think. I’ve not been to any bar/club/restaurant that allows smoking in years… Fortunately for my asthmatic lungs.
November 2, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Australia – You have to go outside to smoke – no smoking anywhere inside… (someplaces have beer gardens.. awesome in winter!) as a non-smoker i love it though, don’t come home reeking of cigarettes…. just other odd smells… thatnk random sweaty dancing man…
November 2, 2011 at 12:14 pm
There’s still places in St. Louis, but each little town in the county is slowly following the “no smoking” bandwagon.
My main question is: If more people quit smoking because it’s so expensive and inconvenient, who is going be pay the shortage of taxes the government loses from every pack not sold? That’s a lot of sin tax money lost.
November 2, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Legalize prostitution? There’s money in that. Or so I’ve heard.
*Puts finishing touches on “Whores-R-Us” website in anticipation.*
November 2, 2011 at 12:51 pm
They’ll just find something else to tax. They’re currently working on e-cigarettes.
November 2, 2011 at 3:20 pm
High fructose corn syrup looks like it could be the next sin-taxed item. Or weed…if they legalize that.
November 3, 2011 at 11:12 am
Somebody tries to suggest a variation on a “fat tax” every so often (that is, to financially incentivize losing weight). This would work, because WAY more of us are fat than smoke, but there are too many voting fatties for it to work so far (including yrs. truly).
November 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm
That’s why we need to legalize marijuana and tax the hell out of it. Plus save a shitload of money by not having to arrest, prosecute and imprison those horrible “criminals” who are causing so much “damage” to society by quietly smoking a bit of weed in the privacy of their own homes.
November 2, 2011 at 2:17 pm
They’ll just keep raising the taxes to compensate. Then they’ll raise the taxes on alcohol.
What the should do is tax expensive coffee, but they won’t do that, because there’s no social stigma to take advantage of. At least not yet.
November 2, 2011 at 8:16 pm
In California, they’re slashing health programs that were previously funded by tobacco taxes. One in particular was a program that provided free mammograms and PAP smears for low-income women.
So, I guess, if you’re a poor woman who doesn’t get her yearly check-up (like me), it’s partly my own fault because I quit smoking. FML
November 2, 2011 at 2:18 pm
In Georgia, you can smoke in a bar or restaurant if they ban people under 18.
But a bar can only be open on Sunday if 50% or more of their sales are food.
November 2, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Some vodka is made from potatoes. Does vodka count as food?
November 2, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Yes. Yes it does. I’m surprised you even need to ask.
November 2, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Just drink at home on Sundays. Like the Amish.*
*#makingshitup
November 2, 2011 at 9:08 pm
I’m not sure there’s a structure standing in the State of Michigan where you can still smoke, except perhaps your own home (and they’re working on banning that, too). I’m a smoker but I respect my husband’s wishes and haven’t smoked inside the home in nearly ten years.
November 2, 2011 at 9:43 pm
I only lasted a year. I guess I just wasn’t as dedicated a smoker.
November 2, 2011 at 9:49 am
Did somebody nair-bomb a furry? Also, is it just me, or do some of those teats look…rather…more of a bull nature?
Love the look on the poor little girl’s face. Uncertain, mommy take the picture so I can get away from the bare pumpkin butt man now please smile. Can almost see her edging away from it.
I think my fave is the shark and surfer. So tasteless and yet so awesome. I hope their parental companion had the Jaws theme on an mp3 player for every door.
November 2, 2011 at 11:59 am
That’s my daughter… she was really upset the next morning when half the scarecrows ass was missing. Damn neighborhood kids..
November 2, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Poor kid! I’d be upset with a half-assed scarecrow myself.
November 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
God, she really milked that last one!
November 2, 2011 at 10:04 am
But it was udderly enjoyable!
November 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
You butter believe it! I bet she’s got the moooves, too!
November 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Aha – there’s the beef!
November 2, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Oh, good grief, you guys are so cheesy.
November 2, 2011 at 3:40 pm
She looks contented, though.
November 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
I want a body like Pietarian.
November 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
A TJL – thin jealous loser?
November 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
My hat is off to Pietarian!
(I am not Pietarian)
November 2, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I was disappointed when I read “LeeLoo Dallas submitted by Pietarian” instead of “LeeLoo Dallas submitted by LeeLoo Dallas”
November 2, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Pietarian is my new girl crush. Milla Jovovich is my original girl crush.
November 2, 2011 at 10:32 am
Looks like LeeLoo Dallas goes native, aye? That’s a good thing.
November 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Goes native?
November 2, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Doesn’t wax to a landing strip.
November 3, 2011 at 8:34 am
I officially ♥ you now.
November 2, 2011 at 2:52 pm
You and me both! She is so hot! I’m mostly straight…and mostly broke, but I saw that picture and was like DAMN if I wouldn’t take her out for the best Chick-fil-A date of her LIFE.
November 2, 2011 at 4:57 pm
I’m really more of an Arby’s fan, but Chick-fil-A is good too!
November 3, 2011 at 2:52 pm
I will go anywhere with you, pietarian.
November 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
???? is obviously HATHOR THE COW GODDESS! Lactivist supreme
Go udders!
November 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
Aw darn, her comic seems to be down! Loved that comic for years.
November 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
Found one, it even involves bad crafting
November 2, 2011 at 10:57 am
It’s so weird. I was in Germany and Poland last month and saw nursing mothers a few times. Park benches, in a cafe, on the bus, in line at the post office, and at the airport. No one at all thought it was weird. I noticed it thought.
But i think it’s because the mothers didn’t thrust their boobs around proudly and on the attack as if to say, “Look! I make food! LOOOOOK UPON MY FOOD MAKING APPARATUS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!”
November 2, 2011 at 2:19 pm
But I doubt they’d be doing that without the social stigma against public breastfeeding.
November 2, 2011 at 2:40 pm
I must use that line when I show off my new convection oven.
November 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Maybe I need to move to Germany or Poland…
November 2, 2011 at 3:51 pm
Sampler quality quote.
November 2, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Aw shit – just throw ‘em a tit. Fuck all the thirsty jealous losers.
November 3, 2011 at 2:02 am
Or Scotland. Breastfeeding is now a legal right here – as in nobody can stop you doing it in a public place – so it’s gradually becoming commoner, and therefore less embarrassing, to see a mum whip it out in public.
For feeding purposes only, I hasten to add.
November 3, 2011 at 2:04 am
Sorry, the placement of this comment made sense when I posted it, I swear.
November 3, 2011 at 8:37 am
OMG Catt, you live in Scotland? I’m so desperate to go there someday. My ancestors were Scots.
I think that’s why I have such a drinking/swearing/temper problem.
November 4, 2011 at 12:04 am
While pregnant this last time I found this very comic and decided to make a boob hat for my kid. My older ones loved it so much they all wanted their own. I have four kids now that love to wear their boob hats every where. Now that the weather is getting cooler we’ll bring them back out. When I find them all I will submit a pic.
November 4, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Oh yes! From a porch or up a few stairs looking down if possible.h
November 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
I wonder if her dick teets give milk or…something else…
November 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
These are all great!
For somw reason I think I want to watch the Fifth Element again.
I can’t pick a favorite, although the little surfer and shark still have me chuckling.
November 2, 2011 at 9:57 am
Wilford Brimley had me in tears.
November 2, 2011 at 10:00 am
Fucking LOVE the Pam costume!!! Wish I’d thought of that shit!!! <3
November 2, 2011 at 11:27 am
Right!? Now next year I really want to get a group together to go as the whole crew.
…I call dibs on Mallory.
November 2, 2011 at 8:51 pm
My husband was Archer. He wouldn’t let me be Mallory because that would be, “Too weird,” so I did Pam instead. I think it suited me better in the end anyway.
November 4, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Please tell me when people told you to suck a dick, that you told them, “Bring it!” because that’s my fave Pam thing ever.
November 2, 2011 at 11:37 am
Seriously! That is the best costume ever!
November 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
And now NOTHING today will be able to top this; you could say Regretsy… udderly… ruined me. ~winkwinknudgenudge~
November 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm
saynomore
November 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm
You think that you won’t find anything more amoosing so might as well bag it for the evening? I don’t want to be Bossy, but don’t be a cow-ard, stay. You know that Regretsy will milk the evening for all the whisycle fuckery possible.
November 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
Love it, my friends and I went as contestants from the show Legends of the Hidden Temple. All was going well until I got humped by a Tellitubbie at the bar. Or maybe that made it better……
November 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
Legends of the Hidden Temple? Okay, that rules.
November 2, 2011 at 10:50 am
Team Barracuda!
November 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
Did you get humped by Dipsy or Po? If it was Tinky-Winky, we all know he was just kidding@
November 2, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I’ve had my suspicions about La La for years.
November 2, 2011 at 4:28 pm
TINKY WINKY IS NOT GAY!!!
He is EVIL. That purple beast is possessed of the devil, and the red “purse” is his soul bag.
Seriously, listen to their voices… ee~evil.
November 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm
I hate the Tellitubbies. I tried to watch them a couple of times. I was on Oxycontin and still wanted to stab them all to death. Mostly I think the baby in the sun makes them evil. All that dang squeeling.
November 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
I wonder if the Amish Paradise couple are Weird Al fans? They’re cute.
Hail Sparta! Dayum. Double-dayum. I mean, mmm-mmm-mmm.
Double points for the Cthulu hoodie on the skantily-clad Club Fucksterian! And likely quadruple points for the bottle of booze.
The Shark Week kids are so adorable! I love the grin on the surfer girl, so naughty and knowing.
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring Bananaphone, love the sock monkey! Was she driven up that tree by her kids?
The Lichtenstein, I do think is awesome. Cuz I did it in art-school in 1984. (You should have seen the Warhol.)
November 2, 2011 at 10:06 am
Well, hello there Craig. You’re a Spartan, I’m a Classicist… sounds like a match to me. Come up and see me and I’ll spend all day, uh, studying your culture and history.
November 2, 2011 at 10:16 am
I wanna lick his belly.
November 2, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Thank you for translating the previous comment.
November 2, 2011 at 11:14 pm
Classicists unite! Unite in our academic interests, yes, but mostly in our collective desire to ravish that young Adonis.
November 2, 2011 at 10:07 am
My favorite is the sock monkey – because it looks warm. I’m always on the lookout for costumes that are toasty and still AWESOME!
November 2, 2011 at 10:34 am
if that’s the same one I saw on Ravelry (which it looks like it, as she cut the eye holes and crocheted around them in black), the monkey hat, sleeves and pants were all knit on an antique circular sock machine.
November 2, 2011 at 10:08 am
OK, Teats McGee is creepin me out hardcore. Although whatever she is, she did a damn good job. My guess: Matthew barney’s wet dream. http://classof2013.blogs.wesleyan.edu/files/2011/09/600full-matthew-barney.jpg
November 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Reminde me more of Particia Piccinini: http://www.elisidman.com/nature_of_neptune/images/2008/01/30/piccinini_youngfamily_lrg_01.jpg
November 2, 2011 at 3:38 pm
The costume reminds me of artist Ron English’s “cowgirls”. Behold: http://www.google.ca/search?q=ron+english+cowgirl&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=9MWxTvjbCsiq2QXUwLWzAw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CA8Q_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=709&sei=%209sWxTvb5BYeQ2AWH7fDKAw
November 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
Hahaha Wilford Brimley hahaha
November 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
The last picture looks like the beginnings of a California Cheese commercial gone horribly wrong.
November 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
I read “Lichtenstein” as “Liechtenstein”…. and was very confused :I
November 2, 2011 at 12:19 pm
That’s what the country looks like from space.
November 2, 2011 at 10:30 am
I must say, Julia in the first picture – you are mighty fine! And the Amish partiers make me chuckle. Genius!
November 2, 2011 at 10:30 am
Probably because you can trash talk them on the internet without the possibility of anyone saying, “As an Amish person, I find you this particularly offensive. You’re just a bunch of jealous losers with borderline type 2 diabetes!!”
November 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
I’ve wondered how they feel about the “Amish Virus” joke. Although it loses something when shown online as opposed to handed around on a piece of paper.
http://www.upperregister.com/~charlie/AmishVirus.html
November 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
Ohhhh how I want to do a Lichtenstein now, great costume! And I should craft some sort of contraption to hold up a speech bubble.
November 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
That last post was supposed to be in response to bethymania’s “Also, why is there so much hate for the Amish here?! What did they ever do to you??”
November 2, 2011 at 10:33 am
Soul Surfer, Pam, & Seymore are the best to me. Amazing!
I went as Hamlet with a mustache. You all make me ashamed of my lazy costume.
November 2, 2011 at 10:45 am
Um….pssst…guys…there are no seams or edges on that last one. seriously…no edges. Oh. My. God. It’s motherfucking real.
November 2, 2011 at 10:53 am
That’s what weirds me out. It’s a great costume or photoshop. Either way- awesome.
November 2, 2011 at 12:08 pm
I looked very closely and decided that I could see something I decided was a shoulder strap just behind and above the curling iron, and therefore it must be a bodysuit that exactly matches the color of her bare arms.
If you have any evidence that this is not true, please don’t tell me.
November 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm
i think that’s her hair. i’m pretty sure that’s a shop and a damn good one.
November 2, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Glad to know I’m not the only one here that feels a mix of weirded-out and “wow” right now
November 2, 2011 at 10:47 am
Yay, I’m “anonymous” – oh no, that’s not ME in the photo, it was on my FB wall…but glad to see my cowgirl made Regretsy!
Absolute BEST (and most expensive) costume I saw was the guy who had two iPads, one on his front and back. Each showed video of what was going on on the other side of him…it looked like you could see THROUGH him. AWESOME idea. Oh, here it is: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/31/ipad-2-costume-hole-in-the-chest_n_1067211.html
p.s. My avatar is a pumpkin carved by an absolutely AMAZING pumpkin carver: http://www.designswan.com/archives/most-amazing-pumpkin-carvings-from-ray-villafane.html
November 2, 2011 at 3:29 pm
She’s a perfect tribute to Clarabelle, no?
November 3, 2011 at 11:39 am
Insert ‘triangle bush’ joke here.
November 2, 2011 at 10:59 am
The shark-and-surfer kids are so adorable and that has to be the cutest shark since the “Sherman’s Lagoon” comic strip.
I really love zombie Ira Glass. I’m just disappointed his lapel pin didn’t read This American Death.
November 2, 2011 at 12:48 pm
That would have been perfect!
November 2, 2011 at 2:22 pm
I was thinking the same thing. But it really does look like Ira Glass. As a zombie, I mean.
November 2, 2011 at 11:04 am
Dear Karren (skants person), I had that a relatively similar idea for a Cthulhu hoodie! (I’m even looking from help from the iWant thread.) Did you make that yourself or buy it?
November 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
Wow I need to drink more. I had a relatively similar idea, not that a relatively similar idea.
November 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
i made it as a kid’s costume… but then when it didn’t sell, i cut it off and sewed it as a hoodie. it’s definitely something i could make as a custom order. the more Cthulhu, the merrier… especially when wine is involved.
November 2, 2011 at 11:58 am
I want to make the actual cthulhu bits myself, mostly I just need to find a suitable hoodie dress with a hood big enough that it can actually go over my face. From there I have some very specific ideas and not enough money to pay you to put them into action I’m sure!
November 2, 2011 at 11:09 am
Good Lord you guys are some talented folks!
Love, love, love so many of these, especially: Wilford Brimley (the real one plays poker over at Sandia Casino), Lichtenstein is absolutely inspired, Seymour and Audrey (can I borrow that Audrey puppet for next year? My husband and I wanted to go as Plants vs. Zombies.), that cow thing, just, OH MY. Also, a special shout out to the Stormtrooper posing in front of the Albuquerque Police Department vehicle–I must have gone to a different party…but at least now I know where the cops were that night.
November 2, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Woop woop! Thats the sound of the police!!
I’m the Stormtrooper. APD helps out every year by blocking off some roads around Forrester and Mountain for the trick or treating and “fiesta”.It was awesome that APD let me get that pic.
November 2, 2011 at 11:31 am
*ahem* That’s Audrey II. Audrey is the love interest.
/theatre nerdiness
November 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
Well, if you’re following the downer ending of the original stage version it could be both Audrey & Audrey II…you know, since she gets eaten.
November 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
My God, Pam was Perfect! Awesome.
November 2, 2011 at 11:47 am
OMG! my Skants pic! that wasn’t my Halloween costume, that was just me messing around. It was my appreciation pic to trippinballs on etsy for my CF4L patch. here’s my Halloween pic this year. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150442906281287&set=a.203516326286.172627.96369311286&type=1&theater
November 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
and once again… my coding sucks balls.
November 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Jeez… all you pleople make me jealous.
mine was just a zombie… I can’t show the pic here ’cause I’ve come out to you people too many times, but to only three RL friends…
NEWay, these are some great costumes!!
November 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Pleople?!?!
Fut the whack is that?
People.
November 3, 2011 at 11:42 am
Mout it from the shountains all out to the slea,
Pleople weveryhere just walla be fnee!
November 2, 2011 at 11:58 am
For really real life laughed out loud at the Bethany Hamilton and shark one, felt a bit guilty and then realised those kids have some brilliant albeit twisted parents. I mean if you can’t laugh at shark attacks what can you laugh at? I kid, I wish my parents had been as darkly creative as theirs
November 2, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Those were all awesome, I think I liked the little bo peep girl the best-you can’t make kids have that look on their face, it just has to happen and you are so lucky when you snap it.
The black humor shark and surfer with their big smiles were adorable too.
November 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Bo Peep? I thought she was Scarlett O’Hara. Either way, she’s a cute kid.
November 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Bingo! That’s my little girl and she is Scarlett.. Or at least the best Scarlett costume I could make in 2 days! My nephew was a turtle so we they trick or treated together at the Tortise and the O’Hara.
November 2, 2011 at 9:51 pm
That is brilliant! Your punning skills are super-amazeballs!
November 2, 2011 at 12:41 pm
So, I did a TinEye search for the last photo, to see if it shows up elsewhere on the web, and I found one result. I then translated the site from French into English. That photo is only one of many odd “cow” photos. The slightly off English only adds to the site, I think.
http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fla-cachina.over-blog.com%2Farticle-oeufs-au-plat-minimalistes-62172714-comments.html
November 2, 2011 at 2:25 pm
That picture is there, but it is so unlike all the others that I don’t think they are part of a set. I think that person may have found them somewhere, too.
The first one doesn’t really go with the next two, either, but it is closer.
November 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Well… that first one is furry nudie art.
November 2, 2011 at 4:06 pm
I got the picture from a friend of a friend’s FB post, which was set to public. Not sure where it came from other than that. Congrats on finding a reference to it! I gotta remember “Tineye”
…But I still think of Clarabelle when I look at – that…Just needs to be holding her hands up in a triangle instead of messing with her hair.
November 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm
It’s obvious that the udderly endowed female in front of the mirror is the offspring of Barbra Streisand and Elmer (the glue bull). Sadly for her, she got her mother’s face.
November 2, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Am I the only one to see a reference to Scarlett Johannson’s naked pictures in the last one with the udders?
November 2, 2011 at 2:14 pm
The Skeletor is the cutest one I’ve ver seen. X3
November 2, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Everything was great until I got to the last one. Now I need an adult. Or an adult beverage.
November 2, 2011 at 3:34 pm
The lichtenstein one is fucking EPIC and I wish I’d thought of it myself! I am SUCH a fat, jealous loser right now…
November 2, 2011 at 4:02 pm
I’ve always found those sock monkeys really creepy. A life size one? Auuuugh!!!
November 3, 2011 at 8:19 am
There’s a place for you in my corner, Aliceblue. I shudder whenever I see one, in any size (the smaller ones seem sneakier, somehow, but maybe that’s just me).
When a past coworker had a baby, one of the editors working for her gave her a hand-knitted sock monkey that a friend of his had made. Just handed her a big Macy’s shopping bag with this disgustingly long-limbed thing in it. The body was maybe 12 inches tall, but the limbs were at least 30. She was gracious about it. Took it home and her infant daughter screamed in terror. Mr. Sock Monkey quickly made friends with Mr. Incinerator.
November 4, 2011 at 9:36 pm
A happy story! Not sure why they creep me out, maybe because they look like mutant gimps?
November 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm
I like the Sloth one. Just last week I was trying to explain the character to someone who had said they had seen the movie but don’t remember Sloth.
November 2, 2011 at 4:38 pm
HEE~EY YO~U GU~YS~~~
Sloth love Chunk!
November 2, 2011 at 5:50 pm
These are all such good costumes! Love Sloth, soulsurfer, Ira and everyone. Being Pam was awesome because I just got to drink, eat junk food and yell at people. Happy Halloween!
November 2, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Oh man someone just told me my Skeletor was posted. AWESOME. I love so many of these costumes! Halloween is the best.
November 2, 2011 at 7:48 pm
I love Skeletor.
November 2, 2011 at 6:41 pm
WOW! These are all fantastic. I really love the Lichtenstein!
Helen, Helen…thanks for saving the best one for last. It was like a fantastic punch line at the end of the best joke EVAR.
November 2, 2011 at 7:51 pm
I fucking LOVE you people!
November 2, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Bethany Hamilton….I recall flying into Kauai a few days after her injury…..my snorkel time had a soundtrack in my head…yeah, the Jaws theme.
November 2, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Ooooh, I’m sad
My picture didn’t make it on here – we went as Titanic victims. Fancy dresses, wet hair, frost makeup, and lifeboat oars! I would post a pic if I knew how to do that 
November 2, 2011 at 9:00 pm
The last costume looks extremely real.. I mean no seams? And the details pretty damn good. I mean the hand holding the curling iron looks big, and theres only 3 fingers, and only 3 knuckles? O.o Well minus the thumb. Anyone else notice that?
November 3, 2011 at 8:14 am
Not until you mentioned it, no. That really makes it creepy!
November 2, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Pregnant bovine lady. THAT’S SO WROOOOONG!
November 2, 2011 at 9:14 pm
My not-yet-existant first child is totally getting a sock monkey costume.
Oh, hey, regarding the final picture, could we maybe get a little more warning next time?! I’m too sober to see that kind of thing and not have freaky-ass dreams … Off to ask Mr. Walker and Mr. Daniels to try to erase that section of my memory.
November 2, 2011 at 9:30 pm
My furry son recognized the final picture immediately:
“It’s a Photoshop by Nexus T, of ‘Project-P’ fame.”
The artist’s site has been down since at least 2005, but he remains legend among furry artists. At any rate, the Regretsy copyright is inappropriate.
November 2, 2011 at 9:32 pm
D’oh. It’s not a copyright. But still. You know. Frozen gin.
November 2, 2011 at 10:16 pm
He’s a legend among a lot more than furry artists. There’s a quite a good essay about him and the Project-P community in the book “Pronnovation”. You can read part of it at http://www.pgw.com/home/catalogs.aspx?CatalogKey=546280&ISBN=9781889307206
November 2, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Ooooh, I do love me some Halloween costumey goodness! The shark & surfer girl-awesomeness! Stormtrooper rocks!, and um, the gin just hit me, so i can’t remember all the other groovy costumes, but the udder last pic will haunt my (already effed up) dreams tonight for sure! Hmm, maybe more gin will make it better?
November 2, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Fuck! That Spartan can invade my lowlands anytime.
Cow lady is awesome, and I love Leeloo!
November 2, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Um, so I lied by mistake- I’m drinking scotch, not gin, which makes way more sense! Also-the little girl as Scarlett O’hara- super cute, and the sock puppet, and the Lichenstein, and the Amish, ok, now I’m rambling, and it’s really hard to type while tipsy on my phone ….
November 3, 2011 at 12:50 am
November 3, 2011 at 6:11 am
I just want to say that these costumes have inspired me, and in honor of my avatar, my spouse and I WILL be attending Renfest as Marty and Doc.
November 3, 2011 at 6:33 am
I’m pretty sure the cow is 100% photoshop, I’ve definitely seen it before
November 3, 2011 at 8:38 am
Last one: PETA protester, I think.
November 3, 2011 at 9:29 am
Last one: STUFF…OF…NIGHTMARES!!!!
Oh and Sarah/Pam: Sploosh!
November 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
When I saw the skants picture, my initial thought was, “Did HKpril accidentally toss a personal picture in here?”
November 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Dear Chris from the second picture listed,
Thank you for letting this happen (and apologies that I don’t have a smaller version uploaded):
You guise were hilarious. Thank you for being awesome.
Sincerely,
Hexmex
November 4, 2011 at 1:56 pm
That last teat lady it feckin terrifying, but fair play for the amount of work, and what I can only imagine is a deeply uncomfortable costume.
This year I dressed as a Klingon, and I let my inner nerd out…here is a step by step guide to how I made the costume.
http://www.nicedaydesigns.org/2011/11/step-by-step-my-klingon-halloween.html
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-620V-QcpIzo/TrKT_Z-nvCI/AAAAAAAADRA/TLZoYwWwILo/s1600/300054_285339904831107_260210807344017_898945_1839045951_n.jpg