18 comments on Sailor Trouble Booklet

  1. berge
    October 31, 2011 at 11:16 am

    hee hee, Bob Sagat.

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  2. TequilaMoonrise
    October 31, 2011 at 11:17 am

    “Tu pues, t’es gros, et ta mère ne t’aime pas”. Don’t trust the Canadians.

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    • gunstreet_girl
      October 31, 2011 at 10:17 pm

      Hey now, I’m Canadian and I just came in here to make the same correction! Mind you, I didn’t learn French in Quebec.

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      • gwendell
        November 1, 2011 at 12:59 am

        Ha, me, too. Also, I’m thinking “Christ de caudis de tabernak” should have been “crisse de câlisse de tabarnac” or some variation thereof.

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  3. BrainStew
    October 31, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Apparently there are two Bitchy McWhinypants involved in the making of this list, each with their own black toothed cackle ass trailing behind them.

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    • theswope
      October 31, 2011 at 1:02 pm

      As black toothed cackle asses can only do. Fucking shit sheep cock nibblers.

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  4. Easily_Distracted
    October 31, 2011 at 11:44 am

    I know “bag of dicks” is really so simplistic, but it is my standby favorite.

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  5. crap
    October 31, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

    Was mother-fucing-cunt-sucker listed?

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  6. Sunset Gun
    October 31, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    “$5 dollar ass slapper” is redundant.

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  7. EricaVee
    October 31, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Yes, I as dumb enough to take a sip of my drink before reading the list.

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    • EricaVee
      October 31, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      *was. I was dumb enough.

      And it wasn’t even alchoholic, it was a fucking juicebox. So I have no excuse.

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  8. SisterMaryPollyEsther
    October 31, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Congrats to all the cockswatting cunttwitches that contributed to this collection of craptastic cussery!

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  9. Kacky
    October 31, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Growing up in a Franco-American community, I always liked how different groups think of different things as swear words. For the French, it’s religion and the Church. (Tabernac is really “Tabernacle” ~ The BIG Church. The last 2 letters are silent. ) For Americans, it’s all about sex. Both have a little bit of poop thrown in for good measure. Mange la merde!

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  10. pineapplesalad
    October 31, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    So apparently French Canadians can’t tell the difference between your and you’re either.

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  11. reneeshajackson
    November 1, 2011 at 11:39 am

    yay, I proudly provided bitch bucket, and clit jockey for this list.

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  12. heartplant
    November 19, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    CLUNGE, possibly the best swear word ever? Although I am a fan of wankycuntfucker…. decisions, decisions.

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  13. omishark
    December 6, 2011 at 12:32 am

    bahaha, bill o’reily

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  14. cat shit for Christmas
    December 17, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    knob gobbling cum guzzling gutter sluts

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