Allowed? I was hoping you would print extras to tuck inside copies of The Watch Tower at the bus station. Wrap sandwiches in them and hand them out at your local Occupy Whatever demonstration. Roll one up, stick it in a bottle and throw it in the ocean. Knock yourself out.
Oh Jesus! Next time someone says don’t look, I WILL NOT look! And no Kitty, it can’t be unseen once seen, dear lord, Ima have me some nightmares tonight!
October 31, 2011 at 12:23 pm
I shall memorize all of these! Thanks you bacon-fed knaves!
October 31, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Captain Gayhab and Moby’s dick made me LOL
I hope we’re allowed to print this out
October 31, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Allowed? I was hoping you would print extras to tuck inside copies of The Watch Tower at the bus station. Wrap sandwiches in them and hand them out at your local Occupy Whatever demonstration. Roll one up, stick it in a bottle and throw it in the ocean. Knock yourself out.
October 31, 2011 at 8:13 pm
I cant express how happy I am that my user name made the list!
November 4, 2011 at 7:01 am
mine too!
November 1, 2011 at 1:13 am
gutted. None of mine made it.
I shall contemplate flounceage
November 1, 2011 at 8:49 am
Jesus Fucking Christ, don’t look up blue waffle. That pic can not be unseen and who the fuck would let it get that bad?
November 1, 2011 at 11:37 am
Oh Jesus! Next time someone says don’t look, I WILL NOT look! And no Kitty, it can’t be unseen once seen, dear lord, Ima have me some nightmares tonight!
November 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm
I agree. Blue waffle stands alone as the one thing I most regret googling.
November 1, 2011 at 11:58 am
I’m so honored that 17 of my curses were used. There is at least one on each page.
It almost brings an eagle glitter tear to my eye.
November 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Bwahhahahaa “Rick Santorum” is a curse word… made my day.