13 comments on Sailor Trouble (cover)

  1. Willknitforshoes
    October 31, 2011 at 11:11 am

    I love this. This is a proud day for Regretsians.

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  2. Easily_Distracted
    October 31, 2011 at 11:42 am

    You used the word “get” twice in the subtitle. Otherwise, priceless.

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    • lulubelly
      October 31, 2011 at 11:56 am

      Sarah Palin’s litter tits! Thanks for the catch.

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    • glitter shitter
      November 1, 2011 at 11:11 am

      Flirting with the idea of crossing the dickpickle line, huh?

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  3. mamazog
    October 31, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    It’s a sad commentary on how easily impressed with myself I am that I have texted both my sons to report that “turd rocket” is now in the printed lexicon of a bunch of jealous, depressive losers on teh interwebs the internet. There goes yet another Mother of the Year award.

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  4. aliceblue
    October 31, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Great, now I’ll have to stay late tomorrow (candy for kiddies today) so that I can print it off in relative privacy. :) Good job!

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  5. SteamPatchCompany
    October 31, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Holy crap! I think that’s my grandpa on the right. No, really. Anyone know the origin of this picture by chance?

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    • Helen Killer
      October 31, 2011 at 1:05 pm

      Seriously?? The credit for the pic is on the left, it looks like it’s from a Flickr set.

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    • mereintheair
      October 31, 2011 at 3:17 pm

      It couldn’t possibly be your grandpa. Because now that I look at it, I’m pretty sure it’s My grandpa.

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      • Cristanka
        October 31, 2011 at 9:05 pm

        The only reason that I know that’s not my grandpa is because, after the war, my grandpa opened a beauty salon and married a woman named Ingeborg.

        Wait…

        Grandpa’s name was Biff but he named his salon “Kenne’s Powder Box.”

        I need to call Grandma Ingeborg and ask her if Grandpa biff was powdering Kenne’s box during the war.

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    • fetaby
      October 31, 2011 at 6:54 pm

      I’m pretty sure that man never had children. Kinda hard to produce the crotchfruit if you’re bangin’ away at the mudhole if ya know what I’m sayin’. :D

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  6. Cristanka
    October 31, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    I am intensely happy that many of mine made it in… I am at peace knowing that I am not the only one in this world utilizing Captain Cunts and Dr. Doo-jizzle on a regular basis.

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  7. mamaursula
    November 1, 2011 at 10:49 am

    The disclaimer is so made of win.

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