Finally. I can’t tell you how far and wide I’ve searched for a clay figure of Beyonce wearing a traditional Senefou African death mask. They are getting harder and harder to find! I’m adding this to my collection. Once I find a figure of Rihanna wearing a Chokwe ancestor visage, then, at long last, I can relax. Thanks, Etsy.
I was trying to figure out I kept thinking of Tim Burton when looking at this sculpture, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I think you may have posted the exact image that my brain just couldn’t quite find. Thank you.
She seems to have lots of problems with spelling. “Pleaded ribbon” is a nice example. Also “stiff the ribbon” is funny although I don’t know quite why.
Has the mindless worship of celebrity come to this? When even Beyonce has been reduced to just another faceless body, interchangable with so many others? I weep for claymanity!
fyi: thats a real pair of shoes.
like a made for walking kind.
they deserve their own page on regretsy.
i found them cos i wanted to see if the abovenoted had sold.
these are tagged “beyoncé.”
as an aside, i really love the original mcqueens.
these are, of course, also tagged “mcqueen”.
if he can see them wherever in heaven he hath gone, he is spinning as if on a barbeque spit.
as another aside, this whole shop is worth– something. something.
I suppose if you broke both feet while wearing stripper heels, you would want to set the cast without moving the ankle. And you’d want something sparkly and pink to cover it all up.
(There’s actually another meaning of “spit-roasted” that has nothing to do with spit. Or barbecue.)
Actually this is the only true representation of Beyonce that I have ever seen. She is in fact a very powerful Noppera-bō, an ancient Japanese ghost. She is a unholy child of destiny. Woe to thee who try to fish in her sacred Koi ponds.
October 30, 2011 at 9:36 am
Is it just me, or is the strongest resemblance in the microphone? Jesus Murphy.
October 30, 2011 at 9:43 am
Is she wearing some strange S&M fetish mask or what?
October 30, 2011 at 9:46 am
I am creeped out by the lack of eyeballs. Beyonce has eyes! How could the artist forget that?!
October 30, 2011 at 9:53 am
Why does this remind me of what Beyonce would look like as a horror movie villain?
October 30, 2011 at 9:57 am
There’s a noose around her neck. Maybe she popped her eyes out.
October 30, 2011 at 9:58 am
Finally. I can’t tell you how far and wide I’ve searched for a clay figure of Beyonce wearing a traditional Senefou African death mask. They are getting harder and harder to find! I’m adding this to my collection. Once I find a figure of Rihanna wearing a Chokwe ancestor visage, then, at long last, I can relax. Thanks, Etsy.
October 30, 2011 at 10:00 am
Bonus- I love how her dress is covered with silver glass Christmas ornaments- just like she wears on stage! +1 for realism.
October 30, 2011 at 10:12 am
Well, I really tried to see the resemblance to Beyonce…
October 30, 2011 at 10:22 am
Isn’t the dress about 5 times longer than it should be for a Beyonce’ dress?
October 31, 2011 at 12:56 pm
to match the arms which are at least 5x as long as any human’s…
October 30, 2011 at 10:24 am
October 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm
I think Beyonce is staring at the microphone really close. So it makes sense that you don’t see the other eye and the mouth.
October 30, 2011 at 6:30 pm
I was trying to figure out I kept thinking of Tim Burton when looking at this sculpture, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I think you may have posted the exact image that my brain just couldn’t quite find. Thank you.
October 30, 2011 at 10:30 am
Small silver cabochon beads = I don’t know how to spell “rhinestones.”
October 30, 2011 at 10:40 am
She seems to have lots of problems with spelling. “Pleaded ribbon” is a nice example. Also “stiff the ribbon” is funny although I don’t know quite why.
October 30, 2011 at 1:10 pm
I read “stiff the ribbon” and heard it as a lost verse to “Rock the Casbah.”
October 30, 2011 at 10:46 am
Dear God, can I please get a clay Beyonce?
October 30, 2011 at 12:05 pm
You are my new favorite person.
I adore Orel!!
October 30, 2011 at 10:58 am
Has the mindless worship of celebrity come to this? When even Beyonce has been reduced to just another faceless body, interchangable with so many others? I weep for claymanity!
October 30, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Except this is faceless worship. Right?
October 30, 2011 at 11:05 am
I don’t want this – it’s not miraculouslypregnantlikethemadonnathatsheis…
her and Mariah and, um, all the other divas that make no difference
October 30, 2011 at 11:16 am
Now I really want to see figurines of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake as “The Dancers”. Whoa ho ho…
October 30, 2011 at 11:22 am
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October 30, 2011 at 11:32 am
Wow I had no idea I could leave a barbie doll on a hot plate and then sell it on Etsy for 45.00!
October 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm
That would make more sense.
October 30, 2011 at 11:50 am
I don’t get it…yet I’m oddly turned on by it…
I’m going to go stiff the ribbon
October 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm
I guess she just can’t face the music
Hey-oooo
The veal is me Thursday
October 30, 2011 at 2:17 pm
“Beyonce without a face…face…face”
—-Billy Idol
October 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Sometimes this stuff DOES write itself!
I love how the seller can spell “cabochon,” but not “pleated.”
I also love that the listing begins with an apology/excuse.
October 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm
unbelievably [almost] there’s this to go w/ it:
fyi: thats a real pair of shoes.
like a made for walking kind.
they deserve their own page on regretsy.
i found them cos i wanted to see if the abovenoted had sold.
these are tagged “beyoncé.”
as an aside, i really love the original mcqueens.
these are, of course, also tagged “mcqueen”.
if he can see them wherever in heaven he hath gone, he is spinning as if on a barbeque spit.
as another aside, this whole shop is worth– something. something.
October 30, 2011 at 8:02 pm
I suppose if you broke both feet while wearing stripper heels, you would want to set the cast without moving the ankle. And you’d want something sparkly and pink to cover it all up.
(There’s actually another meaning of “spit-roasted” that has nothing to do with spit. Or barbecue.)
October 30, 2011 at 3:20 pm
If Beyonce and John Merrick hired Tim Burton to make an epic tale of their forbidden love child, this would be the result.
October 31, 2011 at 5:42 am
Are you my mommy?
*shivers*
October 31, 2011 at 9:50 am
Actually this is the only true representation of Beyonce that I have ever seen. She is in fact a very powerful Noppera-bō, an ancient Japanese ghost. She is a unholy child of destiny. Woe to thee who try to fish in her sacred Koi ponds.
November 2, 2011 at 7:19 am
I am almost positive this is the tranvestite from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.