This post first appeared on Regretsy on January 11, 2010
- Submitted by Anna
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a face on it.
Is it just me, or is the strongest resemblance in the microphone? Jesus Murphy.
Is she wearing some strange S&M fetish mask or what?
I am creeped out by the lack of eyeballs. Beyonce has eyes! How could the artist forget that?!
Why does this remind me of what Beyonce would look like as a horror movie villain?
There’s a noose around her neck. Maybe she popped her eyes out.
Finally. I can’t tell you how far and wide I’ve searched for a clay figure of Beyonce wearing a traditional Senefou African death mask. They are getting harder and harder to find! I’m adding this to my collection. Once I find a figure of Rihanna wearing a Chokwe ancestor visage, then, at long last, I can relax. Thanks, Etsy.
Bonus- I love how her dress is covered with silver glass Christmas ornaments- just like she wears on stage! +1 for realism.
Well, I really tried to see the resemblance to Beyonce…
Isn’t the dress about 5 times longer than it should be for a Beyonce’ dress?
to match the arms which are at least 5x as long as any human’s…
I think Beyonce is staring at the microphone really close. So it makes sense that you don’t see the other eye and the mouth.
I was trying to figure out I kept thinking of Tim Burton when looking at this sculpture, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I think you may have posted the exact image that my brain just couldn’t quite find. Thank you.
Small silver cabochon beads = I don’t know how to spell “rhinestones.”
She seems to have lots of problems with spelling. “Pleaded ribbon” is a nice example. Also “stiff the ribbon” is funny although I don’t know quite why.
I read “stiff the ribbon” and heard it as a lost verse to “Rock the Casbah.”
Dear God, can I please get a clay Beyonce?
You are my new favorite person.
I adore Orel!!
Has the mindless worship of celebrity come to this? When even Beyonce has been reduced to just another faceless body, interchangable with so many others? I weep for claymanity!
Except this is faceless worship. Right?
I don’t want this – it’s not miraculouslypregnantlikethemadonnathatsheis…
her and Mariah and, um, all the other divas that make no difference
Now I really want to see figurines of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake as “The Dancers”. Whoa ho ho…
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Well, I guess the most memorable parts of her to some people are her dick-sucking lips…
Wow I had no idea I could leave a barbie doll on a hot plate and then sell it on Etsy for 45.00!
That would make more sense.
I don’t get it…yet I’m oddly turned on by it…
I’m going to go stiff the ribbon
I guess she just can’t face the music
The veal is me Thursday
“Beyonce without a face…face…face”
Sometimes this stuff DOES write itself!
I love how the seller can spell “cabochon,” but not “pleated.”
I also love that the listing begins with an apology/excuse.
unbelievably [almost] there’s this to go w/ it:
fyi: thats a real pair of shoes.
like a made for walking kind.
they deserve their own page on regretsy.
i found them cos i wanted to see if the abovenoted had sold.
these are tagged “beyoncé.”
as an aside, i really love the original mcqueens.
these are, of course, also tagged “mcqueen”.
if he can see them wherever in heaven he hath gone, he is spinning as if on a barbeque spit.
as another aside, this whole shop is worth– something. something.
I suppose if you broke both feet while wearing stripper heels, you would want to set the cast without moving the ankle. And you’d want something sparkly and pink to cover it all up.
(There’s actually another meaning of “spit-roasted” that has nothing to do with spit. Or barbecue.)
If Beyonce and John Merrick hired Tim Burton to make an epic tale of their forbidden love child, this would be the result.
Are you my mommy?
Actually this is the only true representation of Beyonce that I have ever seen. She is in fact a very powerful Noppera-bō, an ancient Japanese ghost. She is a unholy child of destiny. Woe to thee who try to fish in her sacred Koi ponds.
I am almost positive this is the tranvestite from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
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