If I had a porch, I’d sit out there Halloween night with this pumpkin next to me. When those ill-begotten crotchfruit come up to the porch, screaming and yelling for candy, I’d look them dead in the eye and let my pumpkin do all the talking.
Yes, I have eaten nothing but caffeine and sugary snacks all day and feel very hyper. Why do you ask?
October 28, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Woohoo for fuckpumpkin!
October 30, 2011 at 12:07 am
Woo hoo! This is especially rad cause ‘pumpkin’ in Thai is ‘fucktong’ So, fuckpumpkin!!!!
October 28, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Yay! That’s really all one needs to say. In my case, as often as possible.
October 28, 2011 at 5:16 pm
If I had a porch, I’d sit out there Halloween night with this pumpkin next to me. When those ill-begotten crotchfruit come up to the porch, screaming and yelling for candy, I’d look them dead in the eye and let my pumpkin do all the talking.
Yes, I have eaten nothing but caffeine and sugary snacks all day and feel very hyper. Why do you ask?
October 28, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Crotchfruit made me spew SoCo all over the keyboard and screen, I think I may be in love.
October 28, 2011 at 5:25 pm
The neighbors don’t find my pumpkin as awesome as I do.
October 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Then you’re living in the wrong neighborhood.
October 28, 2011 at 7:34 pm
BASTARDS! We love you though!
October 28, 2011 at 9:47 pm
The are just jealous.
October 28, 2011 at 5:53 pm
you can never go wrong with a fuckpumpkin.
October 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Fuckpumpkin fuckpumpkin fuckpumpkin!!!
Holy CRAP that’s fun to say!
October 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm
That should SO go on the list for Sailor Trouble. I’m adding it to my list of incomprehensible swearwords, post-haste.